>be me>talking to a group of college kids>one of them just graduated and is enjoying summer before starting the job hunt>they ask what I do>tell them “nothing, just chilling”>they start calling me a loser bum and piling on insults>eventually tell them I retired in my 20s>everyone knows I’m serious>one guy goes “that’s not impressive”>tell him “that is actually a massive flex”>he says “it really isn’t”>tell him I retired in my 20s while most people today would be lucky to land their first real career job at 25>he says “I’m in my 20s”>tell him “then you of all people should know how impressive retiring in your 20s is”>He goes “it really isn’t.”>I go “you will be working toll you are 50+ and full time work is shitty”>he says “no, full-time work is not shitty”>tell him “you’re coping, you’ll be working until you’re 50+”>their Uber arrives>everyone leaves>mfw apparently retiring in your 20s isn’t a flex
>>62600025>tell him “that is actually a massive flex”if you have to tell people it's a flex, it isn'tyou shouldn't even tell people you retired, all it does is make them jealous
>>62600060I wasn’t flexing but I told them I didn’t work then they all mocked me so I told them I retired.
>>62600025>I have lots of money>I just wank and play vidya all day>and then everyone clappedhow do I unsubscribe from your blog?
>I go “you will be working toll you are 50+ and full time work is shitty”You're the jeet I hate the most on this site. You probably shilled shit coins before changing to this sollop angle
>>62600083>>62600086Stfu
>>62600025he was rage baiting you and you took the hook, line and sinker. What a goy>n-no it isnt anon retiring is totally a result of a loser>reeeeeeewhy did you fall for it?
why are you even talking with normgroids?when i see a zoomer in the street i want to punch it with all my strengthlmao @ op this cracka bitch ass nigga cuckold whore
>>62600025anon if you were mature you'd realize that young people are always going to cope, especially if they don't have money. that being said, please send me some money so i can retire in my early 30's
>>62600025>things that didn't happen episode 9000
Oh shit, the autistic browncel is back and getting dunked on by college kids
