SaaS bros... edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Featured stock of the threadNASDAQ: SNDK>Previous>>62601011
Du bist gut genug
Mom is making homemade pizza with minced meat :D
Total mammary bear death
>4chan will be down for scheduled maintenance starting at 12 p.m. Eastern Time.Goodbye my smiggies...
>stocks have been bleeding down very slowly but very surely for days>but nothing far enough slurpworthyI hate when its like this. Anything weird like a cool penny shit to gamble on?
>>62601787Nein
>>62601792I didn’t hear no bell
>mu going down to 1025Maybe that poster was right about 1030 being the top ..
>>62601793>pooooooomp priced in
I am once again making money off of sneedisk>round trip back to green editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62601793
>>62601799I was, did you listen anon?SNDK about to drop like a brick as well.Again, I am very bullish memory and will be slurping the bottoms but we sell off from now and Korea accelerates selling tonight.Stay safe smiggah I love you mwah :3
>GLW
MCD is getting raped, retarded retail investors keep blaming the company as if they are solely responsible for rising prices as if prices are not rising everywhere (not that this doesn't justify the sell off) and think it is un investable
>>62601603>Half-ported into long-dated SOXL calls Friday just in case it was a down day today, +25%, really regretting not full-porting into it.Kek I've been considering doing this for a few days now but waiting for a decent dip. Ended up finally buying 1 expensive call on the semi field. One too many times where I wait, and wait, and wait, only for no dip to show up and then I finally buy in and it dumps on me. Really seems like my typical fomo in/panic sell behavior works well, fomo in early into a long term pump, panic sell early into a long term dump. Wish I panic sold back in June, I'd be so much higher right now. What strike did you go for a >>62601378Yes. The market really is a scam isn't it? Well I boughtened and if semis keep going up my option play is gonna make me some easy money. Was going to wait for a dip but I suspect there's going to be 0 decent dips for a while so I may as well fomo in now rather than waiting and waiting only to see semis even higher.
NEWSI didn't get laid off, I just took a "sabbatical"
I shouldn't have panic sold my SNXX
>>62601793Really? Guess I should go eat lunch.
>>62601805>breaks out>hedge funds clearly want it at ATH>this is the top tho>here is my ugly fucked up mutant pepe
Why do y'all fuck around with shitcoin stocks when you can just buy Nvidia and be comfy?
>>62601800Damn that's terrifying>*pop*>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA>*hands shaking in the air*>*falls back*Wait a second why is there a bra on the outside of her tshirt? Nice boobie size though.>>62601793Let me guess, it'll be like April 2025 where it was conveniently down during the best times to buy in? Are we gonna get a huge dump during 4chan being down? Should I go 100% cash and assume a dump will come?
>Accenture stock down another 2.5% as companies continue to shift budgets towards AI and away from traditional consulting firms
>>62601812i remained steadfast in my convictions
Goodbye
>>62601807245-250 the bottom range for MickeyDs?
until next time lads
AAAAAAAAA
>>62601820>Nice boobie size though.I have met maybe 2 asians with decent boobs that arent assisted by bras/padding. >Britney on Hustler Casino Live has a 6/10 rack that would be a 9 if she didnt cram her tits into her tops to make her cleavage look bigger...
>>62601816That's not what I said, there will be one last shakeout before ATH. MU will retest $880, SNDK will retest $1,400 and Kioxia will shit the bed and paper hands will sell then they all rip in a couple of weeks to dizzying new highs.Don't put words into my mouth and I think they are handsome Lil Smiggers.
>>62601827maybe sits at my average DCF price, although a lot of big guys are going long fast food i know ackman went long QSR and a few others opted for MCD it is picking up institutional attention
>posting after 12 pm est
>>62601838Smh even the maintenance is late
We’re so back
And we're back.
I'm now up a small amount for the day
Chevron Vomputer X
it's so over.
We're back
its over! why is the entire stock market crashing?
>4chan is down>market crashes
We are so back
Are we back??
>>62601809I was waiting for a lower low before dipping in. I was expecting it to either dip lower than 90 or to at least hang out in that region for a minute and it didn't. I realized that it had bottomed out and I was basically hiding while playing yo-yo with SPY 0dtes and 90% of my port was just sitting in cash while SOXL was having these 15% days. It's up 7% today and I'm up 30% on my calls. Don't hide, just buy.
Test
Is stock market kill?Why was 4chan down?World war? They didn't want us to talk? Mother of all the biggest crashes incoming?
Why did my minors peel back around 1 o'clock?
I panic sold meta
>everything but MU and CVX dumping (on my port)>even MU is dropping from the day's topWhat's happenin'?
>>62601855Why is it dumping to levels unseen since last Thursday? Was there any news?
>>62601856Iran cut the undersea cables between Hiroyukis 4chan servers in Japan and the rest of the world.
Everyone who posted above me is a 4chan pass holder paypigCaptcha for non pass holders has been broken since we came back up
>>62601865did they really?>>62601866works for me. there is a trick to it and no I wont tell you ;)
Buying early and selling early is better than buying late and selling late>>62601866Not true, I'm not
werkz on my machinealso fuck just turned red todayalso Berkshire is truly dying after buffet retired, isn't it?
test post picnotrel
henlo
>>62601869He kinda retired but kinda didn't. The GOOG purchase was approved by him personally.
Everyone above me is either a paid shill or a bot.
Guess we are back smiggers! Power 5 minutes Jerome! Henlooow. Sour hour. Ding Ding Ding. Lets post all together.
raggie
Im at like 1 bar
POWER THREE MINUTES PLEASEWHY ARE WE DUMPING TODAYWE NEED A MEGA PUMPKEVIN
It looks like I made a small profit today. All losses from AMD have been recovered, now we just need to get those shekels we lost on Space X back boss.
NIGGER
>>62601876No., your just sheit
She's back?>>62601860You mean you rationally sold Meta.
Im glad all my Smiggers were F5'ing the topic. Cant go on without you fellas.
I was scared of losing you guys. I've lost all my money you guys are all I have left
What the fuck was that niggery?
>Refresh
test post pircel
I have $35,000 gathering dust in a high yield savings account because this stupid fucking market decided to overprice everything. I'm not buying shit until the Shiller PE goes below 25.
>Yep, yup, mhm, dump commenced, give them back the comms for the last 3 minutes. I wanna see them squirm.
This day sucks HUGE COCKS holy SHIT.
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
Hey, they fixed the captcha.
>>62601891based emergency fund baggy
>>62601891What will you buy if it does?
>>62601895slightly green for the day
>>62601895I made a small profit today boss.
I hope you smiggies bought photonics
>>62601844Bro how did you know that MU would drop at 1030?? I didn’t see any technical levels. You are a biz guru I was up at the highest at 10% gain today, sold out for a 2% gain
>>62601895collapsing slowly probablyToday: -0.70%This Month: +7.68%This Year: +34.21%From Peak: -0.95%12 Months: +20.88%
>>62601895+1.6%
>>62601895+0.98%
>>62601895I got rugged eod
>>626018954chan fixed it in time for you, anon. They fixed it so you could make this post.
>>62601895down 0.12%, crabby
>>62601895Fairly green. I mostly transferred my funds anyway.
Anyone here who likes TA can give me a second opinion on Kongsberg gripped (KOA) ? I think it’s going to go down to 300.
>>62601895>-0.11%
>>62601895-0,26%. Nobody shilled me trash today.
>>62601891>I'm not buying shit until the Shiller PE goes below 25.Somebody get this clown his "sidelined forever" award.
>>62601895-0.07%
>>62601895Another day of my big REIT position shitting the bed, except now my index ETFs bled as well.
peace deal by tomorrow
>>62601895>NOW FUCKKKKKKKKKKK my average is 106 should i sell its a 118.53
>>62601895>+.03% in most risky portfolio>mostly lost money today award
>>62601895+0.33%
>>62601899I'll restart my monthly VOO purchases. >>62601916>sidelined foreverYeah sure buddy, these LLM companies producing software that's being given away by Chinks for free have created a new paradigm in the stock market.
What do you think about AMD?
>>62601895>+4.23%
>>62601895-0.5%My TTE made me green in theory but I trade the Euro one and that closed before oil shot up.
I don't get it, this dude should be retired in Asia/SA/MENA. How does this happen?
>>62601924It’s probably going to want to retest 100-110 ish area so probably
>>62601928$600 EOY
>>62601895+1.63%. The hijinks and tomfoolery the market has gotten up to with memory stocks this year got me fucked up man.
>>62601928If had a p/e of 30, it would be the greatest company in the world.
You won't like the premarket tomorrow
>>62601902are you sure about that?
>>62601895Not bad for a nasdaq down day. I'll take it.
>>62601932he's probably set hes just a boomer retard that feels like he "has to work"
>>62601895+0.33%Could've been worse, could've been better
I love gambling
>XOM>EQNR>PBR
>>62601895Friday +0.03Monday +0.03
>>62601895+8.08%, and I'm now just under 5% up on SNXX after all these weeksfuck yeah
>>62601939I would
I am short MU long SPY and exited my spacex puts profitably. Thank you, that is all for now.~audible whisper~(*raise the rates or it’s over raise the rates or it’s over raise the rates or it’s over*)
>>62601922this niggas invested in real estate like its the 1970s top kek
Thoughts on Jared Kushner and his brother's recent holdings?
>>62601932He didn’t complete the TPA reports properly
How will Korea respond to a red day?
Neon green KOSPI tonight.
>>62601902Better than a big loss boss. You still need to grow up though
>>62601955Where’s MU going down too? I only got out today because of another poster who was eerily correct about 1030 being the peak today before dump
any idea where i could find pre 2008 WSJ scans? some universities seem to have them but there is no way i can gain access. archive.org hasnt been helpful and rutracker only seems to have newer stuff
>>62601965You sold cause the GRRR poster spooked you? Kek
We are about to get Bart Simpson’d
>>62601923I think we can safely forget about deals for a while. Until there’s at least one or two more real tests of strength.
>>62601966Why?
>>62601957SPCX seems like such a meme stock but it can't just be goybait if he's that balls deep in there.
>>62601965it peaked at 1036 nigga
>Multiple news articles on Leopold's fall from grace>No mention of how he still has billions invested in Anthropic
>>62601975SPCX is legit having a dip below 100 before it rallies for this. This current rally cannot be the end of it.
bad day for us saas bros
>>62601963I don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys-R-Us kid boss.
>>62601965>>62601971word, what a tool
>>62601974some research regarding the big ouchie
>>62601895Still far from this years peak with more and more stuff piling up on top saying I should've sold back in June. -_- I really should've sold and went 100% cash so I can focus
so what happened to the lawsuit regarding companies increasing memory prices illegally, was that just theater to appease the normans while PC cost in general continue to go up?
>>62601932quality engineers didn't survive the tech layoffs neither did agile champions or scrum masters. at least he found a productive and wholesome job helping his community. actually, the reason tech is booming is because his kind was laid off in particular.
>>62601952We would
>>62601874Buffett was rich enough to never have to work again by the time he was 30 or something and then he spent the next 50 years LARPing as an office wagie in Nebraska. You can't explain that.
>>62601983>jew loves kidsChecks out
>>62601944Kek probably this. Id be out of the wagecage asap. I especially don't get the retards who>win $5m>boomer: now you can put that to you "education"What?! Idk why they still use that word when the goal is solely to get that piece of paper so the algo doesn't auto reject your application. And anyways with that much you do not need to work at all. Toss some of it in and stocks and get a nice return to live off of
>>62601874if he's not signing the letter he's not the boss anymore
I fell for the diversification meme
>>62601923the only peace deal Iran will accept is a retreat of the US.Other than that they'll "sperg out" if must be, aka wreck all the oil and gas around them
>JUST IN: Grindr’s CEO reveals the stock trades at a 25% discount because straight portfolio managers are reluctant to pitch it.
>>62601971>>62601985It was a 5x leveraged bull product
>>62602014>reluctant to PITCH itAlso>PLEASE SAR MY STOCKS ARE DYING PLS HALP BUY STOCKSno
>>62601950Are you SNXX anon? I recall him selling.>>62601955I really wish he would. Something about his behavior is making really paranoid that he is lying about a rate hike and will just keep going "rate hikes soon*"* never
>>62601933It has filled the gap, although it looks like some money is going back to the AI trade although tonight it just looks like selling not rotation
>>62601983>don't want to grow up. I'm a Toys-R-Us kid.https://youtu.be/Z7DsuyG42DU?si=llzN21W72YP2iXBq
Smiggy, Smiggy, Smiggy, can't you see?Sometimes your trades just hypnotize meAnd I just love your flashy waysGuess that's why they broke, and you're so paid
I literally just never sell. Its my secret weapon
>>62601997Not much to do those days if he retired. Can't travel and watch TV forever. He also just likes people I feel like, and got to hang out with like-minded colleagues thanks to staying. Also, it gave him an excuse to buy a MCD sandwich every morning and then down it with a can of cherry KO.
>>62602014Ive seen that excuse before yet not one company would ever go>okay they keep shorting us and screw over investors so we're just going to liquidate the business and hand all shareholders an easy 30% return rather than dragging it out for years and crabbing and refusing to give a dividend.
>>62601987I was there. I had a subscription back then.What do you wanna know?
>>62602026this. the other secret weapon is not to look at your portfolio when everything is red. just look away. loses arent real if you arent aware of them.
>>62602031nta but now you are obligated to post some hi-res pieces of content from that eracan trade for contemporary niche jap girls or also something else if you preferalso GDXU tomorrow?
redpill me on healthcare stocks
>>62602026>starting this year put 10k into whatever letters you guys throw out>coming into july 20,000>end of july 12k>"if it goes back to 10 just sell and go to VOO/VTI so I can have retirementBut then boom August comes in and saves me. It's only a loss when you sell. Early retirement here I cum.
/SMG/ please enlighten me why ibonds / ibond etfs are bad. As in, sorta serious question.
>>62602040Bonds are gonna tank unless Kevin cuts rates
>>62601994institutional fud just like all the china shit
Kek Hindu GRRRniggas
>>62602037Difficult. Im in ABBV (sub $200 in april) and Novo (higher 30's) so that kinda unfair. Just sold Pfizer through CCs.
>>62601895+2.33%Finally at the point where humble gains like this are actually a pretty good amount of money (to me)
>>62601895+0.1Don't go into US tech tomorrow.Exit anything Polish by the end of week.>>62601932>Adobe quality engineerImagine spending 25 years doing nothing. I don't blame him for trying to land a similar job.
>>62602040yield can't even match (real) inflation
>>62602056>Exit anything Polish by the end of week.Screencap this.
>>62602036>from that erabrb. Gonna go have my midlife crisis.Picrel.You can read them online if you have a subscription
25 years at Adobe. Not a fuckin' peep.And for what? Driving retards around on the short bus?
Sometimes I consider just selling all my positions so I can refocus my gambles/investments better. Eg go cash last week, proceed to dump it all on SOXL calls, be in 6 figure hell today.
>>62602061nigga I asked for something like pic
>>62602056Seems Poland was already shitting itself today more than western Europe. What's the news?
>>62602038>10kYoure braver than I am. I gamble with like 1% of my total contributions.
>>62602061>Black Gold>>62601980Still a lot more lock-ups going into 2027.
>>62602076russia is about to rape everyone
NOG
>>62602018yep, I solded some (about what was 1/4 at the time i think) at $9.52 at the end of July, then boughted a fuckton more pre earnings and now I'm up again overall.
>>62602081They still have soldiers?
>>62602040They underperform stonks even in bad years, in almost any period.
>>62602063Can you take your fucking meds alreadyADBE is headed for total collapse
so MEMSAHIBS r we officially back?
>>62601903Did that last week. So glad I did. Shit's cash up to now.
>>62602088They only have 600,000 soldiers in Ukraine with 700000 sitting outside since they cant be deployed unless Russia declares war
>>62602081>everyone>cant even take a small nothingburger next to them
>>62602040Bonds are for retards that want to spend 2-3 days analyzing positions that barely earn them a few handful of dollars in a base position in SPAXX. They're for terminally retarded forever sidelined bubble boys to waste what little time they have on earth trying to squeeze out another half percent on their already dog shit returns because theyre too pussy to get in the markets.
>>62601932Low IQ.Seriously how can you squander 25 years of pre-AI era software dev salary?
>>62602088Europe is comically bad at shooting down missiles and drones. Stray ones keep flying into Poland and the Baltic States and accidentally blowing up villagers. They probably don't even need to march in.
>>62601893>that metaphorit was good for me babe :)
>>62602099ok you calm the European financial markets about Russia planning to imminently attack eastern Europe
>>62602061
what are good stocks to buy? I've never invested before but I think this is a great time?
>>62602056why vague post over Poland US intelligence was very clear about what Russia is planning
who is going to rebuild russia/ukraine when most of their young/capable men died during the war? arent they both fucked no matter what?
>>626020702014 /sp/
>>62601995
>>62602120
>>62602120Blackrock
>>62602061>>62602080Black gold inflation hedge in JunePicrel in August 2008
>>62602114GOOGL, AMZN, NVDA if you want a long term hold, SNDK at <1300 if you want quick gains, AMD if you want an x2 in 2027.
>>62602120Plenty of Indians to go around. There's already videos of them working there, although that's possibly overexaggerated propaganda.
>>62602120India
>>62602114giga top signal
any oilers?
A lot of selling today but not clear at least for equity markets where that cash was going too the moves into memory and AI adjacent trades did not seem large enough
>>62602111Theyve been complaining about the russian boogieman for years now and fuck all has happened.
>>62602139they literally tried to drone a airport in lepzig, have violated Romanian airspace with drones 6 times, blew up a oil storage port in the Netherlands planned to assassinate the CEO of a German defenses company and launched drones at Bulgaria all in the span of a month US's track record when it comes to russia has been golden
Anyone gonna slurp up the inevitable Kioxia pullback after it's great last week
Hopefully they do this maintenance thing more often, I always make money during maintenance boss.
>>62602150You just said you made a very small amount of money today. Why do you tie yourself up in silly childish lie everyone sees through? What’s the point of it all?
I whip my hair back and forth
Hello /smg/ im sharing with you my secret pick.In 50 years your grandchildren are gonna ask you:>Why havent you invested in the Orange Lion Grandpa Anon?
>>62602136fuck oil buy CRAK
>>62602129September 16. Too big to fail bailouts.
I feel ok in admitting I’m probably the only female in this thread but it’s whatever. I have people in a discord literally crafting options trades for me and guiding me so I always make money. It’s fun. I use to work as a barista at Starbucks so going from that to making almost $800 a day is fucking wild.
>>62602139Europe is playing like it's 1979, Russia is playing like it's 979.
how do you know if a company is good?is it kinda random?the market seems to think some stocks are good but they can also sometimes randomly go down
>>62602163Last nostalgia post.Don't want to remember everything that came after it
>>62602169ahem.
>>62602160AMS: INGAfor anyone wondering, and it is a great stock
>>62602103Someone had to say it. Probably mogged by a few foids along the way. He has that sad sack beta vibe.
>>62602169Pressing X to doubt on this post
>>62602169life is good when you just let other people take care of you
>>62602085So youre in the green now? Wish I full ported late July. I stuck in like 7k on it
>>62602169>that to making almost $800 a day is fucking wild.You get that during bullish days/weeks, but during July -- when you almost certainly didnt yet have this setup -- with these same trades you probably would have lost $1200 per day.Options offer so much potential upside because the potential downside is equally as possible. Thus they are cheap, as in people want to "get rid off" calls for a buck. Because calls are cheap, you get leverage.
>>62602169>>62602175you need a womb to be a woman btw
>>62602175It is how that anon attention whores for simps>I’m probably the only female
>>6260216385 billion? Rookie numbers. That was big money then. The bailout will be measured in trillions this time when it starts.
UBER is such a good play its not funny
>>62602186no no, the tits.
>>62602160I'm gonna need a bit more shilling. What makes this bank stand out?
>>62602163No one saw 2008 coming, that's why this time it's different.
>>62602188It’s an equal trade off.I offer online companionship in exchange for help in the trading realm.I’ve also been gifted over 3,500 games on steam.
>>62602169
>BROOOOO YOU HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION TO THIS UNEMPLOYED MUSICIAN TELLING YOU YOUR OFFICE JOB IS MORE FAKE THAN HIS INFLUENCER JOBHow do I short tiktok
>>62602169>>62602175ywnbawAlso, stock market
>>62602189>in trillions this time when it startsNo, it will be in thousands. Digital currency credits. CBDC.
>>62602203Chinese privately traded Bytedance
>>62602184yep, although it was admittedly beyond suboptimal to hold it from being up over 300% on my best cost basis lot to down over -60% overall at the lowest range, heh.
It’s funny to think that buying the most obvious dip on memory possible was just free money for anyone paying attention.
i can't divulge too many details, but i'm an insider to the iran negotiatians. this morning kushner inadvertantly said "do do" and it really cut the tension in the room. i've been here for the last 60 peace talks and this one shows real promise. we may see negative oil prices within two weeks.
>>62602196I don't know why I detest women like this. Makes my skin crawl.I detest men who simp for them ever more.But you do you.
I broke even after being down about 30% on semis, should I let it ride to +30%?
we're looking good, /biz/bros. started this account on 7/15. up 13% in a month. would be happy with +15% in a quarter. I haven't been able to monitor as closely the last couple of weeks due to school/work. how are others feeling atm? anyone see any pricing dislocations? I'm thinking $GOOG is an easy one to invest more into, but the bigger upside plays are going to be third and fourth order AI sector beneficiaries at this point
>>626021952008: Save Britney!2026: Save Britney!
>>62602215I just need to vent because it’s exhausting talking to them everyday. They’re such losers lol. However I will admit. They are incredibly smart. Like one of my regulars gave me this incredible scanner and the right things to put on the scanner to scan for the perfect stock that’s going to short squeeze on that particular day.It’s so wild lol. It’s every single time so far lol. lol.
I bought WEN calls today kek
>>62602225You lol-ed too hard.Broke the larp.Is that how you wanted me to reply to your post?
Not a fan of this new 4chan update. Are we really gonna be stuck here with that ragebait bot?
>>62602136How many XOM shares does anon need to acquire loving slim suicidal gf?
>Inb4 jane street starts deploying honey pot e-girls to steal financial strategies from lonely financial savants.
>>62602233what/who are you referring to
>>62602211I've got too much actual PTSD from the memory trade this year to be slurping dips. My brain's probably fried from overusing leverage I guess.
i boughted many stockies now i rich man
We are less than a week from the highest ever price for No.2 NY Harbour Ultra Low Sulphur Diesel. The wholesale benchmark for all national diesel gasoil and heating-oil (before blending for retail). *Note. Not data for HO1! Before 2006. It was No.2 Heating Oil NY Harbour before that back to 1986. Hence the Fed chart.
>>62602211nice. you and I were on the same page. now it's on to the next value play. I need to start digging
>>62602237The orange ID'd menace.
Friendly reminder anons, if you're ever gonna retire abroad as an expat never fucking buy assets in that country. Two dumb germoids just got pig butchered by the Thai government and still refuse to be racist kek.
>Bought ALAB for 320$>Took profit>Bought again for 320$I am the warring buffet
>>62602250I’d dip my French fries in her frosty if you catch my drift
>>62602248>Our lawyers wouldn’t screw us like this in Germany.Kek, it’s just like the /int/ memes.
Phase 1 of the AI bubble popping is >holy shit Hyperscalers and the AI software products they’re propping up will never see growth that justifies their return on investment! Memory and chips will be fine though let’s move our funds to themWhich we saw significant movement start today with Meta, MSFT down 3% and the other mag 7 down 0.5% except NVDA meanwhile memory companies up 5-10%Phase 2 is>holy shit, since these software companies and hyperscalers can’t justify their data centre needs the memory and chipmakers are gonna lose out on revenue tooWhich will come shortly, and you’ll see memory and chipmakers have massive slump. Phase 3:>holy shit the AI big boys borrowed trillions by issuing bonds, using private credit and signing agreements they can’t fulfill, now everyone has to pull everything out of the market to cut their lossesWhich is where you’ll see SPY 50% lower than here and QQQ 70% lower than hereSave this interview
7 replies and not a single one is pichow far have we fallen@62602169
>>62602261I don't want to see tranny tits.Trannies will post their manboobs.They want you to demand tits or gtfo.
>>62602248They broke the law. “ Foreigners generally cannot directly own land in Thailand. A common workaround was to create a Thai company: the foreigner held up to 49%, while Thai shareholders held 51%. The company then legally owned the land and the foreigner occupied the house.The crucial distinction is whether the Thai shareholders were genuine investors. If they invested their own money, actually owned their shares and exercised real control, the company could legitimately own land. But often lawyers or associates were paid to hold the 51% purely on paper. These were “nominee shareholders,” allowing the foreigner to be the effective owner. That arrangement was illegal.Nevertheless, it became a widely used and openly marketed workaround, particularly in tourist areas. Lawyers arranged it, accountants maintained the companies and Land Offices registered purchases. This created an understandable impression that it was legitimate.Thailand is now enforcing the nominee rules much more aggressively. Hence the pensioners’ complaint: not that the structure was technically legal, but that authorities tolerated an entire industry built around it for years and are now treating its customers as offenders.”
>>62602225Can I has this scanner?
>>62602267report and move on
>>62602257Lmao
>>62602245Nice. Let me know when you find it
>>62602277how do I signal you in a subsequent /smg/ thread Mr. Blue
>>62602271No lol.
>>62602261Eh, i say let foids talk about their foid stuff.Why chase them off early when keeping them around is infinitely more entertaining?
while the site was down i bought the goyhook pattern on tqqq and am down 1% on the position
UGH ME AND MY HUSBAND ONLY MAKE 84K A YEAR AND ALSO ANOTHER 42K BONUS THE GOVERNMENT IS TAKING OUR TAX CREDITS NO NO NO AIEEEEEEEEE
Where ma wingstoppers at
>>62602270Yea that nominee shit was pushed by a bunch of people on the transaction side. They got fattened up now they're being slaughtered. I still stand by my point, always rent never buy if you're white in Asia. Keep your assets in your home country and live off of market returns.
>>62602287Yeah dude lemme just pay 20 bucks for like 10 wings, fries and a medium coke watered down with ICE in the drive thru because wings are like 1.75 a wing unless it's "50 cent off day" or some fucking retarded shit like that.
>>62602283weak-ass nigger
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>>62602248its better to die poor in the US than live in a shithole. What's to brag in being the king of niggers?
>>62602120It’s just be an open air museum where people who visit get reminded of how the cost benefit analysis of modern warfare doesn’t really work out for anyone involved.
>>62602293
is AMZN a good way to play anthropic
Would you guys either have a loving gf who cooks and cleans for you and wants kids or a high 7 figure portfolio?
>>62602136oil, gas, water, land (surface)
Cambodia is the new Thailand. Japan is the new Thailand.
>>62602292real samurais looked like that?!
>>62602298LMAO “IF WE HABE TO LEAVE WE WONT HIRE A MAID ANYMORE” Delusional German boomer faggots imported loads of nogs to Germany then fled to Thailand. Got what he deserved
>>62602293>people are celebratingOld and retired.Aren't part of the community (can't speak Thai, don't have a business)Made prices of land less affordable for locals.What did they expect?
>>62602303I have yet to be pulled into a massage parlor by a japenese bombshell whilst minding my own business walking down the street. The japanese delights still require you to speak their chink language
>>62602287The sandwiches are good imo
>>62602305of course anon
>>62602248Always assume the worst in thirdie countries, they're corrupt shitholes for a reason
>>62602299Sure. Half their revenue was some fictitious value they placed on their Anthropic share ad “other income”. Here’s the trying. Try to service debt, pay wages with this margin book value revenue. You can’t. It’s not fucking real.
>>62602300The portfolio. Can't imagine much worse than coming home and some annoying woman is there every fucking night.
>>6260203750% of all healthcare spending in the US uses government money
another crab dayanother day where all those OTM covered calls sold are worth less
>>62602307I don't care about asians but these boomers are obnoxious.
>>62602290My buddy was trying to push some Wingstop deal on me a while back. $5 for 5 wings if you spend $20 or more. Is that supposed to be a good deal? Doesn't sound like anything special to me.>I heard a theory that foreigners pushed the prices up until locals could not buy any moreSounds like exactly what happened and the SEAnoggers apparently have gotten tired of it
>>62602307You sound like a third world commie nationalist bragging that you made the economy deliberately worse
>>62602320I'd buy that
>>62602307Yea it great seeing these retards get rekt. Thais also have a big chip on their shoulder right now with foreigners having greater spending power. >>62602308tbqh Koh Samui had alot of foreign capital poured into it. It used to be equivalent to like Arkansas in the states or Mississippi.
>>62602315You’re confusing revenue with net income. Gaap accounting forces you to record investment gains as net income. Kill yourself and spare us from your genetics.
>>62602320Whoops, forgot to reply to>>62602307with that second part.
>>62602248>>62602293>>62602298>>62602307this shit is why i could never live in a third-world country. One day lord-emperor of the most serene holy dildo Ngubu could look at his poor approval ratings and decide to just rob or fine or imprison ever single foreigner over asinine bullshit.
babe i love you and sorry for the teasing i know you work hard and do your best on the stock market and how much it means to you, and that's what i think is so great about you too. i put a lot into this too you know, and i've done really well, enough to take care of us both if you would just let me, there's better stuff waiting for you if you have the courage to take it.
>>62602325How is it not worse?Chinks, CCP party members, bought up homes in Toronto with their party funds. Now it is hard to afford a home in Toronto.
>>62602333>One day lord-emperor of the most serene holy dildo Ngubu could look at his poor approval ratings and decide to just rob or fine or imprisoncould NEVER happen in the west amirite
>>62602336restrictive zoning is at fault u retard
>>62602333how dare the land of thais put their own people over a rootless globetrotting elite oy vey yet another shoah, havent we suffered enough?
>>62602339Post yellow hand
>>62602307>>62602308boomers literally only care about themselves lolThen they'll come back here and cry about their kids becoming the reigning force in power and how unfair it is no one cares what a 70yo thinks anymore and just no one will feel bad since they spent 40 years ruining it for everyone.
>>62602334>I want to buy your affection
>>62602333That why I said Rent if you must, but avoid buying anything in Asia if you are a white man. Clearly Idiots never learn.
>>62602280“Spiral” is good. I look forward to your prediction fellow memory man
>>62602320I don't know if you know what wegmans is but when I was a kid back in like 2010 I have old receipts where I paid like 6 bucks for 20 wings. I would stuff myself until my tummy hurt. Nowadays it's like 9 bucks for 8 wings and I can't even buy the wings I want because they removed most of the wing options to replace with shit like macaroni or onion rings. Overpriced and disappointed each time I go there, worse every year for 8 years, but my brain always has that "remember how happy you were back in 2009?" bolt of lightening and I keep falling for it.
>>62602337didn't start happening until we all started to import the third-world. It's kind of ironic, really. Our hatred of thirdies have led us to become just like them.>>62602340basic shit like the rule of law isn't going to destroy your country Obongo.
>>62602085>soldedSAAAAR
>>62602299Anthropic begins trading right before Mercury in Retrograde (October). Space X began trading right before Mercury in Retrograde (July). Space X selloffs likely had a negative impact on the wider market. The election also comes right after in November. These are typically bearish events. I would guess immediately after IPO you will see big selloffs in Memory and AI again.
Sh-Should we be worried about this?
Koreans better not fuck this up.
>>62602357Yeah I'm not looking forward to elections impact on markets>>62602360kospi will be green
Honestly as soon as you find out that you can't own land as a foreigner, but there's a workaround where you start a company and someone else owns 51% of the shares, that should be sus enough to make you just say Nope I'm good and think about retiring somewhere else.>>62602350I've heard of Wegman's. I'm older than you but it wasn't all that long ago I seem to remember bars and restaurants running 25 cent wing specials once a week, or 50 cents at least. $1 a wing as some kinda special deal is crazy.
>>62602360What koreans do is irrelevant, the market swapping into AI is because Hedge Funds want it this way for august Opex on friday.
>>62602318>all those OTM covered calls sold are pure profit
>>62602337Dude i've been on the Thailand forums, it filled with a bunch of simps or eglin types saying country is a super powah, Thailand strong!Meanwhile last time I went whole swathes of Bangkok were bought out buy Koreans/Chinese/Japanese.
>>62602368I should also mention even just 3 years ago, wegmans was still mostly white or asian clientele but the local area now has tons of muslims, jeets and nogs. And fewer cute white girls working the registers, it just sucks all around now.
>>62602374>area now has tons of muslims, jeets and nogsMany such cases. But they complain about "white flight". Like yeah no shit I don't want to live next to you.
>>62602359Don't worry, if you ignore it long enough it will just go away (it won't).
>>62602348I was going to ask about taking the boat pill but then i realized that’s also just renting: marina edition.I guess it’s got the benefit of being able to haul your personal stuff wherever at a moment’s notice.Downside is everything is always wobbling, and you run the risk of your domicile being swallowed by ol’ Neptune.
>>62602370I could never figure out why VIX doesn't always print on opex day
>>62602381There's an anon here who lives on a boat, seems pretty comfy
>>62602386It definitely seems a more enticing option with starlink and such these days.
>>62602389There that nordic guy who built a solar boat called helios. Seems comfy, I think it was like $50k, I think being on choppy weathers sucks though.
>>62602160No reason to buy this over any other large Eurozone bank. They've all been making a nice profit lately but there's no reason to not look south or to start questioning when the music will stop.
>>62602381houseboat on a lake
>>62602359Zoom out
>>62602355Not a jeet indicator. Besides, there will be other signs.
>>62602346she knows it's not like that. it's crazy how much people like you will do to come between us though
>>62602381>>62602390Don't do it bros. The boat is just the house, you have to pay for mooring and that is both very pricey and very scarce while you'll also be drowning in maintenance and the cost of keeping it warm and dry.I live near to a popular location for houseboats and they don't last long. Usually some hippie saves up for one as his dream, drowns in hippie-poon for the summer and then gives up on it. You would be better off renting a boat, particularly the larger vessels that just want to have people living onboard.
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>>62602402Yeah i figured as much, otherwise a shit ton of people would already be doing it by now.
>>62602300>high 7 figure portfolio?gimme this, because she can support me and years later I will sue for spousal/partner support and take the money. I have learned this from women who have perfected the practice. Then I get young gf who cooks and cleans and give me childen with my money protected in a trust and prenuptual agreement.
>>62602399c'mon bro you're trying to use money to sway her it's no different from a hooker only you're paying more for less
What compels two european pensioners to buy in asia. I’ll never get it. Just fucking rent and live off of divies/market gains. Greedy thirdworlders can’t ever touch a cent of that money and you can still lord over them.
>>62602248Always trying to not be racist>its not le thai peopleThen who? Qui qui???Fucking lol, they deserve it. Not my fucking problem if this is how hard they're gonna go at "noooo it's not actually that!"But yeah if I get rich off stocks, a third world country is a no go. At least a first world country is safer to buy a house in.
>>62602359we are entering the golden bull where literally everything goes up.
>>62602417Whats funny about this is a google search couldve answered this question. Theyre stupid
>>62602416They wanted their super special dream house.When you rent you just get what you get.
>>62602426I think boomers are just fucking naive lmao. It great seeing so many rekt right now with these crackdowns.
>>62602429Well it gonna be some rich thai dreamhouse now that he got for $50k or free kek.
>call someone a jeet>they seethe and say I'm an evil jewWe need fucking flags on this board holy shitThere are so many jeets here pretending to be humanI'm so tired of itFuck off and go to your own goddamn hindi websites already you fucking brown cunts.
>>62602436Hey wait a minute, you didnt DENY being an evil jew...
>>62602436They'll just get VPNs, it's futile.
>down 2,92% todayLost almost a months fucking salary. Think it’s over for your old pal soon. Held too long as always. Why can’t everything just go up all the time and if they plan on going down fucking tell us!
>>62602420nominally
Something I have discovered about youtube is there are a lot of trannies in the ancient history/language youtubing schene for some reason. I don't know why.
>>62602248>the official wished us luckyeah, good luck with your business
>>62602447Humblebragging in this manner should be punishable by anal rape. 2% being a months salary means you have close to 300k invested total. Its not even impressive.
>>62602298>GermanAs a german he should know you own the land first and foremost, kek. That's in germany also like that. Naturally, there are exceptions to that rule, but I don't remember them anymore. Land>House.
>>62602461Thai people love foreigners and their money. Idk why the change. Perhaps muzzies or the chinkese ruined it for them, as they usually do.
>>62602270This was like weeks ago and has been a continuation of their drift into change orbit.They also thretened to leave joint military exercises.Chang has been focusing one that area (along with Bangladesh) and Central Asia.The price of Chinese inaction is Total Indian Gelding (TIG).They are soon to be fully boxed in and totally geopolitically irrelevant.
>>62602399you can buy my affection if you shave that nasty ass beard off and move out of your mom's house
The final smg thread.... finally...
>>62602465If you check that thread huge amount if thais with a chip on their shoulder lmao. They like farang money, they dont like farangs.
>>62602438we like evil jews here as long as we're making money
>>62602479Speak for yourself.
babe i'll fly to you right now if you all in long TLT calls
I didn't deny that I was brown and I won't do so.
>>62602459I’m a europoor though. It’s like 2k USD
>>62602478Unfortunately they usually do not get to choose one or the other. Spells bad news for the Thai economy overall. I wouldn't short baht but i sure as hell wouldnt hold it anymore.
>>62602405>Next leg downMan I'm already eating rice and beans and never going on vacation or to the dentist. Fuck else am I gonna lose?
bonds need a bid and oil needs to relax, when they do they'll finally unclamp the market and let everything go up together. i think that day is coming soon.
I hope the guy who posted those MSFT calls at the top sold them. Would be a real shame to round trip those bad boys.
>>62602492I think the baht is backed by alot of gold, def a reason why it doing so strong.
>futures
>>62602281please? lol.
>fx feesSurely this issue will have been fixed by now. I hate looking at a trade and finding out that I have to exchange imaginary coins at the broker's merchant, it's almost as bad as the market makers blatantly extending spreads.
>>62602496How do you feel about heating this winter?
why soxl up but tqqq down?
No individual stocks, no sector bets. Broad etfs, mutual funds only, modest leverage
did the sneedisk poster sell the bottom or did he tough it out successfully?
Why are all you semi haters so silent now? Fuckin' little bitches. Ya... that's what I thought.
>>62602534did i miss something? INTC & AMD is bascially just crabbing rn
>>62602534I hate semi holders so much! You’re ruining it for everyone else
>>62602517I actually have a wood burning stove and a supply of dry logs. Always secure the basics.
>>62602532Retirement? A mere 50 years away
>>62602560Sorry to hear that about you, I'm less than a year away
>>62602563You're not a real fucker
gold is screaming bloody murder
You guys I really need to study for my series 7 but I just can’t fucking focus.
Nu>>62602586>>62602586>>62602586Nu
>>62602539Take a peek at sneedsk and mu homosexual>Memory isn't semisYes it is
>>62601804ive gone to both target and lowes recentlyq
>>62602504anime name?