40 is the new 60simple as.
>>62602437I love when zoomers try to clown millenials for anything. I’m 35 and I look 25. I left college with a bodycount of 50. Any given weekend, someone was having a house party and id just grope some bitch at the beer pong table and fuck her upstairs in one of the bedrooms and never see her again. I had “bottom bitches” that would come fuck me when I couldn’t fuck a new bitch that weekend. That was my life from 17 when I lost my virginity to about 24. I was just some skater kid These fucking losers dont even go out. I don’t even know what the fuck they do. Calling me unc is comical. What, are zoomers frozen in time to be eternally in their 20s and not get older?Lol
>>62602437what about 44
>>62602453Nice fanfiction
>>626024371 million is the new minimum net worth to be middle class
>>62602453>I’m 35 and I look 25.Oh
>>62602519That’s how I know I lived well. Nobody can stand the idea that I actually lived that life in my youth. There were plenty of guys like me cleaning up>>62602522Yep. Stay mad
>>62602453i lost my virginity at 13 with a 15 yo blonde french girl and people around me were all throwing parties in their parents houses and penthouses and lofts in Paris during my youthi would have sex bareback with girls i knew for 5 minutes at these parties and i had a +300 bodycount at 25zoomers will say im larping, thats the funniest thing
>>62602525Ím just as old as you and i was on countless college beerpongs. Thats how i know its fanfiction lol.>>62602525>Yep. Stay madYou dont look 25 cringe boy. I had people say to me i look 25 last months too. I know i dont. Its politeness. You are retarded and you think you do.
>>62602528I believe it Frenchie. Gaoulais cigs are kino
if only zoomers knew how the world they live in right now is SHIT compared to 2006-2016 era
>>62602540its been shit since 2012
>>62602453Why are broken dick millenials so obsessed with zoomers? Why do they go off unprompted like this? Is it dementia?
>>62602554Zoomers are hitting 30 as well, unc
>>62602453>>62602525>>62602531What does your deranged fanfiction even have to do with OP? You just admitted your life was constant sex until 24. Now you're 35. Clearly you understand what OP, who is probably about 40, was getting at
>>62602561What? He meant $40 is the new $60. It's never been easier to satisfy the whole family for less at Chili's.
>>62602453Also let's take your fanfiction at face value: you committed sexual assault and raped multiple women while they were too fucked up on alcohol to consent. That was only possible if you went to college before the everything is rape me too shitshow that started around 2013. So you barely made the cutoff
>>62602453I’m 43. I look like I’m 53 and I feel like I’m 72. I’m also a khhv and will likely die that way. It is what it is
>>62602453im 32 and i look mid 20's, thats what most people guess my age is, and when i go to bars i usually say im 27. i remember how it was back then too, girls used to not hate men. i got to fuck around a bit in college, got my body count only to 12 by senior year as a nerd who did nothing but play video games and jerk off, which i was content with. after college i had a few serious girlfriends but ive only gotten laid once or twice a year for the past few years now. we didn't know we were in the good times.
>>62602437Fgt
>>62602453So, you admit to being a rapist, sexual assaulting creep that takes advantage of drunk women?
>>62602453Get this 25 y/o child OFF the internet!
>>62602590I'm about the same age and I'd consider the man hating about as bad now as it's always been since 2013. Once the culture war kicked off my freshman year of college it's been a constant thing, at least in my big city/pretentious artfag circles. Maybe it really is worse now but I wouldn't know. If my body count reached anywhere close to 12 I'd be pretty content too. It's still 1 and only a few times with that 1
>>62602568God bless, anon.t. fellow 40 year old khhv
>>62602522>>62602519>>62602530why do zoomers get so mad when millennials say they look 25? zoomers are aging so rapidly that at 25 they genuinely look 30+, so not surprising a 35 year old can look 25. 25 isn't even that young looking it's not 18
>Ageflation
>>62602437I am 32 years old and feel like a washed up unc, I will never be a Chad 20 years old and old again…..
>>62602437Business & Finance?
>>62602453>>62603003Notice how the first loser doesn't tell you he was actually fucking STINKY FAT PORKY THE PIG TRAILER TRASH HSV2 COVERED STANKY BAR SLUTS. He'll brag about getting laid, he won't brag about his multiple visits to the clinic after pissing heat like a flamethrower.>>62602453The EPITOME of a sewer rat. I bet you smell like shit.
>>62602934HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahSeething cricket dick zoomer.
>>62603051You depend rapists? Glad to know.Go to prison, freak.
>>62602934Bruh this was normal and it would fix the current situation in where womne are way too picky and only like the top 20%.>>62602590>im 32 and i look mid 20'sKek they keep coming. No you dont its politeness of other people telling you that>only to 12"only"
>>62602947yeah 2011-2013 they weren't as bad because Tinder was just taking off. freshman year i used to slap my friends that were girls asses for fun and they would be a little upset but we all knew it was a joke. however by 2014 almost every girl had tinder and a lot of girls in my college started hooking up with rich kids at a private ivy league near mine and all generally started chasing chads instead of just dating normal guys. thats when the man hating started, because suddenly every girl thought they deserved a chad because they had heard of their friend or friend of a friend hooking up with one. as for your body count, you can do better anon, just gotta take better pics for the apps. just start lying if you feel like it.
I'm 45 and I'm retiring before the end of the year. Fuck working until I'm 65. OP is right.
>>62602453Sorry bro… I’m 45 and look 25. I’m literally casually dating 20 year old zoometes
>>62602999I’m 45 and look 25. Just today…. Can I get skoal. Attendant chick is like are you of age? I’m like I’m 45. She’s like what? And got discombobulated. She starts ringing it up and she’s lime wait? Really? Hand her my id…. She’s like what the?There’s lots of people out there that look 10 years younger. But very few that look 20 years younger
>>62605848Exactly, we are anonymous
>>62602453Funniest thing I ever saw in my life was in college in Tucson. Absolutely unfathomable.>9/11>buddy calls me after 1st plane hits at like 7:30 A.M. >literally a miracle from God himself that I even woke up, let alone decided to answer.>buddy says America has been attacked and hangs up >wtf?>I have no TV>stumble outside and knock on the door of these frat guys apartment who were total dicks>wtf dude?>turn on your TV my friend told me we’ve been attacked>3 of the guys all wake up and we watch the Jews obliterate America >don’t even realize that my dad was supposed to fly out that morning to NY and be on the 102nd floor of one of the buildings that morning for orientation for his new job until a couple hours later>he didn’t go for some reason that morning>im not Jewish >3 hours in one of the guys who is a chad of chads calls over a chick to fuck him. She comes over and they go upstairs>she leaves 30 mins later>he calls another chick.>same thing happens>does this with literally 8 more chicks throughout the day and night. All 8+’s
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>>62605991I look younger than him. People literally freak out when I tell them my age
>>62605848fuck Timmy gon do? lmao. stop larping pussy ass faggot
>>62602453based, im also a 35 year old chad but for me it's fucking teenagers with daddy issues (16 is legal in my country)
>>62605848kek normies are retarded
>>62602437true. i'm genex and my genex friend's millennial wife literally looks older than me. his daugnters look closer to my age lol. i don't know what it is. millennials and gen z tend to hit the wall at 26. the total absence of self-preservation, taking care of yourself is nearly nil as if they just don't give a shit which is very odd to me. if i get slightly overweight on my digital scale, i chill on the calories, work out or get active, it's just that easy. every millennial i see at work looks like they're a jenga game ready to fall apart any minute. crazy. i guess they never recovered from those meghan trainor and lizzo don't fat shame memes
Only reason my charges got lowered because I use to have a intimate relationship with the head detective in the prosecutors office. Keep telling them im him. Nobody listens.
>>62607409I think a reason is that they all start using makeup so young. My wife stopped makeup when we got together 5 years ago and she gets complimented on her skin often.
>>62607679interesting point. i know this tall gen z girl at work who really lays the makeup on thick but it makes her look mannish. one day she came to work on a slow day and ditched most of the makeup and actually looked a lot more effeminate and younger like a real young cindy crawford just like picrel
>>62602528>>62602540> reality
>>62602540God i love paris
>>62607844> paris
>>62607967is that one nigga wearin longjohns?
It’s funny seeing these millennial manchildren in this thread who refuse to acknowledge they are old nowYou aren’t fooling anyone unc
>>62605953>She comes over and they go upstairs>she leaves 30 mins later>he calls another chick.>same thing happens>does this with literally 8 more chicks throughout the day and night.That’s unreal man
>>62608722I don’t care, my youth was better than your will ever be
>>62602554your entire culture is millenial hand me downs
