oh i am a SaaS baggot yes i am a SaaS baggot edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Featured stock of the threadNASDAQ: MU (-4% in pre KEK)>Previous>>62602586
brutal bobo tranny humiliationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKqH6KBuI1s
Trump really fucked up with the zionists
>>62603417
Retard general. keep dipslurping morons, keep buying your tickers. Absolute fucking idiots. Keep HODLing!!!! HODL reddit!!!!!!!! Next month you'll all be asking why your stocks went down like a bunch of retards. You'll learn why "stock picking" leads to suicide as your holdings go -80%
>>62603418Yeah he did. He attacked without be willing to go all in and now Iran's calling his bluff
>>62603418He didn't know he's fucking up with the zionists when he was fucking with the kids.
>>62603417>he said after getting 95% of the hard part done gambling in the nifty 50
MU to 800s again??
>daily dividend ETF
>>62603421buy puts then faggot, and if mummy and daddy have enabled options trading for you just buy a inverse ETF
>bending a beautiful woman over and having her spread her ass cheeks for you, revealing a pristine, hairless pink asshole
>>62603431>nice crack spread ma'am
>>62603421Yes. Slurping the dip is a psyop. I've been trying to tell people about this for weeks but nobody listens lel. That's why I stay cash desu. Literally way too much risk in the market right now.I found out about the federal reserve and FDIC insurance and realized the optimal strategy is to stack physical cash. Get fireproof briefcases at OfficeMax and you gotta stack everything over 250k. Not worth the risk keeping it in a bank.>Banking jew can't take it and loan it to others >People always pay spot>Will only get more rare with le cbdc so will probably moon>Literally zero risk
>>62603433>>62603421>this is the most advanced FUD in 2026KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>62603429>3X Leveraged dividends
>>62603431can you skip to the end where you talk about farts and sweaty armpits or eating shit or whatever retarded bizarro faggot obsession you have is revealed.we know you're going to take 5 replys to unveil it, so just like, skip to the end.
>That's why I stay cash desu. Literally way too much risk in the market right now.I found out about the federal reserve and FDIC insurance and realized the optimal strategy is to stack physical cash.
just made an investment
Has anyone tried asking Ai about the future of AI?>>62603431Based
chirst i was kinda expecting a pullback but not while i was in
>10th fucking day in a row of my country's stock market going downThis is going to be a whole month of red soon. Give me back my money please.
>>62603443it's over
why is this happening, why is the dumpening starting again we just had a break
funny enough spcx is holding up relaly wellmust just be tech centric?
>just got friendzoned by my female brokerit's over
>>62603443>InvestingYou're speculating.
>>62603421my average hold is like less than 1 week and I am up 12% in the last 2 monthsI already realized some gains this morning premarket
>>62603451Korea?
>>62603465that image reeks of xitter e-whore, and its really annoying me
>>62603465ok https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg1dF4TpI0k
>>62603458Why is consumer facing chatbots always personalized as female?
WTFWTFSTOCKS HIT LEVELS UNSEEN BEFOREAS FAR AS3 FUCKIN' DAYS AGOYOU FAGS ARE RETARDS!!!!
I just want to have enough money to where I can pay a really hot black or asian girl to eat her own poop.
>>62603473buying when slightly red makes me feel smarter than buying when slightly greenbasically like bumping prices before sales season irl
Dare I buy Sneeddisk later today? Fear is that it goes back to crashing down to the low 1000’s again
Yesterday I rotated into tech.
>>62603470>moriko on /smg/for a moment I thought I was on the wrong tab
>>626034771 share at a timeonce a dayuntil the turn around>>62603478YOUYOU DID THIS
>>62603478i actually sold all my tech yesterday, i was having sellers remorse but uhhh not now enjoy today baggies!
MSTR $81 puts exp. 08/21 $0.10 per contract btw
MU and AMD are still above my average so I won't be slurpin'
Here's your bottom and top signals for today:Sold my TTE.Bought AMZN and GOOG.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
oh yea what happened i thought iran said they were going to wait out trump's term?
Fuck it im adding to my MCD position, beef is more expensive, cash flow is tightening due to MCD requiring franchise to remodel as part of their 10 year strategy and inflation is up pushing downward on discretionary spending fast food is cyclical and these are the hall marks of a cyclical low
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KYT6G1q79Q
>>62603487Trump called their bluff and waited in silence for the first time since the start of the war. It worked too well so now Iran changed their mind and wanna fight in 4 weeks. They're gonna possibly try and strike the workaround oil infrastructure other gulf states came up with.
All yesterday's gains are being erasedBEARded vultures won
how over is it for minors?
>futes
Iran would have won already if they hadn't signed the ceasefire.They snatched defeat from the jaws of victory.Have you ever seen a country self own itself this hard?This is an own goal.They do nothing and just let america and Israel rearm.This is why I have never been more bullish on the US economy.I'm been buying SPXL, the Commander in Chief is a genius.He knew he was gonna win this even from a disadvantage. Iranians are just gonna sit around and get slapped, they'll never take the initiative. It's basically Stockholm syndrome.
>up 30% on the sneeds I bought beforeGoing to do my best not to panic sell even though I feel like I could easily get away with selling and rebuying cheaper
>>62603494I think people were betting for a gold run that's already loosing steam
>>62603497Why didn't you sell at 1800?
>>62603496>live in a God made fortress >”just leave your fortress and fight bro”this is how retarded you sound
Did you smiggers listen? I said MU wouldn't get past $1,030 and SNDK $1,830.Memory was reaching a powerful and obvious resistance, SNDK will retest $1,300 lows and MU retest $800's. I am still bullish long term and will be slurping at these levels, hard!Sitting in cash is boring and I feel like I've been in the capital cuck chair just edging myself, but soon bobo will cum and so will I.
aaah fuck
>>62603510prove it
>>62603512Man, you trannys are mentally ill.
>>62603510Man you literally saved my entire position from in MU. I didn’t believe 1030 was the top but then it kept falling, I got out with a 2% profit from the peak of 10% profit at 1034 and woke up so happy this morning seeing the price. But how the frick did you know?? There was no obvious resistance on the chart at 1030
>>62603512KMB? I already bought a bunch yesterday but maybe I'll buy more
I just want to pay a really hot girl to play with her shit and eat it.
>>62603514>>62601471>>62601071I've been consistently calling for a pullback over the last 5 - 10 threads calling MU $1,030 top while posting Lil Smiggers.
>>62603504I wanted 2k, actually even more than that
>>62603418Not really, Israel was prepared to act alone as well. There are plans for both scenarios. Black swan even might come from Israel.What happening now was taken into account already.Trump rule in the world is to change old paradigms.Overall Israel will grow larger
>>62603516Fuck you nigger, I'm going to pay some hot chick to eat her own shit
>>62603527are you german or indian
>>62603524You're getting back in at this week's lows, right?
>HYMC was steadily climbing back to my break even>Iran chimps outSigh... I guess I'll hold this bag for another quarter.
>futes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ukGDmH1sgg
>>62603529Scratch that, I forgot you didn't sell.
buy the META dip? the trial today seems like giga fake and gay fud>the tobacco moment for social mediashut the fuck up you niggers are going to close your shorts and the shit will gap up 10%
>>62603527imagine the smell, thoughever
>>62603523i remember you saying all that but i didnt internalize iti mean prove itll do just that drop to 850 then up again
>>62603534I sold in my little gambling account, or rather the stop loss hit so I’ll get it through there at least
>Japan bond yieldsShould we be worried or nah?
>>62603535coolif sentiment shifts on ads I'll be here with my rddt and app I'm lovin' it
Bottoms in SOXL sisters, dont let these nigger bears get to you
>171 days into the 2 week military operation>still cant defend the strait from sand people>1 aircraft carrier lost because zoomers wouldn't stop jumping off the boat trying to kill themselves>a guided missile destroyer broke down and drifted in the south china sea for 4 days powerless waiting to get towed to portwe have lost half of our navy and all of our bombs are used up and we still haven't won the war boss
>>62603540>2.952%!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF
>>62603528German and I get off to a chick debasing herself
>>62603543Cucktin lover, the russia lost
>>62603543>we
>>62603535Meta down to 540 first then back up?
>>62603546Russia is full of homosexual alcoholics dieing for jews. America isn't much better thobeit
>>626035440.048 away from the magic number, its actually going to happen this week isnt it
>>62603540People are focusing too much on Japan, the carry-trade wasn't as big as people think and Japan's main problem is how the domestic market is caught between the gears.
Official thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6xw1IkFMK8
>>62603555CHECKED AND BASEDGreat movie, even if it is Hebrew propganda.DELIVER US!!!
>>62603554Japans problem is America boss. We use their currency like a degen piggybank and we absolutely raped their economy by chimping out in the middle east and fucking oil and aluminum prices they import from hormuz
>>62603559>This is who you get your financial advice fromSickening. MODS SEIZE HIM NOW!
>>62603551Yes it is. Simply because Trump is retarded doesn't mean America sucks.
you're telling me i can get 5% guaranteed risk-free returns by buying 10Y bonds?
>>62603563>trumpdoesn't matter what clown is in office we are just a golem state that mangles children for tiny hat tribe
>>62603567the US has defaulted on its debt like 5 times before so I wouldn't say its risk free. MSFT has a better credit rating than the US Treasury.
>>62603571>once since Nixon, and that was just a technical glitch causing a time delay rather than non-payment
>>62603567yes but if you buy them the world will enter giga recession and the new norm will be 30% annual returns for the rest of your life
Predictive modeling using shit eating girls
>>62603571>>62603573>>62603574is there a way to buy leveraged bonds then, so my returns are e.g. 15%? seems like cheating
>>62603433>Will only get more rare with le cbdc so will probably moon>cash>moon they should print a 10000¢ bills for fucks like you
>>62603573Nixon was a pretty similar president to Trump if you think about it>gas crisis>corrupt faggot>manipulated the price of shit like eggs by lieing and saying they are bad for you to pretend like inflation didn't exist>extremely punchable face>sabotaged the republican party
what happened? why everything reed red today?
RUSSIA ACTUALLY DID IT WTF!!!!!!!!!!!
>>62603586i sold my leveraged shorts at the bottom haha
>>62603588Nah. Putin isn't THAT retarded.
this market is so fake and gay
>>62603581Nixon was a firm internationalist with free trade and free capital flow.
>>62603592they already tried to bomb airports in the middle of Germany
>>62603592nah your right i made it in 5 minutes on paint.net, looks pretty legit though going to bait some /pol/ tards with it us bobos need to create our own raw fud
>MU up BIGLY>KOSPI opens up>IMMEDIATLY TANKS THE MARKETwhat did the koreans mean by this
>>62603559what are you stock positions i want a list so i can short every single one of them
>>62603602The dive started yesterday in the US market while KOPSI was closed.
I don't know what the fuck WETO is but I should've bought
>>62603586It's Immediately Dump On Everyone Who Bought What CNBC Told Them To Yesterday Morning So They Don't Sell This Week episode, relax. Your week will still close flat as planned. Did you enjoy their ad on Memstocks yesterday?
>Market is only fake and gay when it dumps>Market is not fake and gay when it pumpsWhy are you like this?
>>62603611he shilled Sneed Disk and MU yesterday lmao
feels like its the same 5 people posting on /biz/ the last few months
>>62603616hedge funds and institutions are the only ones who want it going down because for hedgefunds it's their jobs and for institutions they have their funds to worry about and having a hueg moat is more important than any retail nigger's bag who entered at the (current) top
Thread soundtrack: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlxM2kH6370
i should've sold soxl when i finally broke even on one of my shares
I see a beach... full of red sand... but then the red sand rises... crabs emerge from underneath and begin walking... to the right.
Common FTSE100 win
>>62603526Is it true that israel was going to act alone because Israel is immune to Iran's missile strikes?Like Israelis love war because none of them can die from missile strikes?Somehow they have infinite defenses right?
>Pre market dump>Pre market Vit's all so tiresome
GAW bros we are getting fucked
It... am the bubble top...
>>62603465You especially are doomed
>>62603571I still have a silver certificate dollar lmao. Cool bill. It did ultimately prove that fiat is for buying assets and is not a true measure of wealth.
>>62603641You forgot:>Rugpull on open.
>>62603636>United Kingdom of Bharat & Pakistan>ever
>>62603543>1 aircraft carrier lostBro you are straight up retarded
>berkshire>YTD -0.16%>1 Year +4.64%>buy only divvy stocks>sell bags>pay no divvywhew what a fucking turd
My car got repo'd, what should I buy to fix this?
>>62603668Turns out it was all Warren Buffet and his genius
>>62603669Bucket of kfc
>>62603669probably a new car
>>62603669Ask your payroll officer
>>62603527Are you arab or muslim?Giving dubai chocolate vibes.Why don't you filth stay in your sandnigger countries?
>>62603669Buy a dress to go with your vagina you massive stinking fish pussy! Bloody fuck bastard I throw fuck at your mother!
Woke up at 4:20AM on the west coast. Thinking about going down to get breakfast at McDonalds.
>>62603678Also, I'm happy that the market is down today, I can probably close out some of my covered calls with a decent profit.
>>62603678Get some double cheeseburgers and a large fry Milkshake too
>I wish my wife agreed to go hiking with me dressed like thisOnly soxl could cure this suffering.
563.88 avg on META
>>62603682They only serve the breakfast menu at this hour, until 11:00am, where I'm at.Probably gonna get sausage burritos and hot cakes.
>>62603684imagine the smell of her shits, bros
>>62603678>MCDinvest in your health
>>62603689She's not real, tard.Yknow what is real?Q3 dividends.
>>62603689I hate you sandkikes.
>>62603688What?? I always thought that was some sort of joke. Here in Norway they have breakfast items but you can always buy the normal menu at any time
We just need to cool off for the next rally.
>>62603678please buy some MCD we need more revenue, additionally please buy some drinks so management can boast about it during Q3 and talk about how they beat expectations again
>>62603691>>62603691NEE before Aug 28. this is financial advice
>>62603690Okay, I'll skip the hot cakes. Burritos and coffee.>>62603694The tards that work the kitchen are to stupid to handle that many items simultaneously.>>62603697Those new drinks are disgusting, there's no zero calorie options.
>KLAR
Easiest Klarna buy right now
>>62603703I was expecting a shitshow, but I wasn't expecting this
>>62603703>>62603707>The duality of smig :3
>>62603668You paid a 50% premium owning BRK over BRKs assets and its all because it was attached to that old fart.
Broskis im 50% cash but might raise it to 70 there's a crash coming
>>62603713People who have been paying attention to the market and its earnings reactions this year know that it’ll recover all of it in a few days lel. But some people are mentally opposed to buying dips.
>>62603697Their dragonberry energizer is pretty good desu.
