Red days ahead edition.Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-pricesPrevious:>>>>62607530 # (Cross-thread)>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous >>62607530
Trump red
First for sell everything. Today.
>>62608264in the last week I've spoonfed BBWI, CEG, DIS, PLNT here and they all retard pumped and mogged the fuck out of goldtoday I shilled AVGO at a nice 3 month low and I've been shilling META I think it bottomed today
What is this called
>all my positions green except the one company I have a ton of calls onWell just fuck me in particular then.
gold minors
>>62608366discount wednesday
Miners. Buy any and all dips.
TOTAL MINOR VICTORY
Miners -our winter of discontent is over
I was the guy that said that bears were too exuberant yesterday and to slurp a little because we'd probably be green today, but I feel like we're pumping a little too hard and it's making me scared.
>>62608369I know this is a lot coming from me, but you're a horrible human being.
>>62608378>rates are too high because we're spending irresponsibly and debt is out of control>quick, spend more money!Why are they like this?
>>62608389how much is that hat in the tf2 marketplace?
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.Current Positions:>Long AU/AG>Short Memory
>>62608400its almost like they are a bunch of corrupt faggots boss. line goes up. money machine goes BRRRRTTTT
>>62608389Bears where relativity holding themself yesterdayt. bear
Anyone else concerned QE in earnest will ignite societal problems and our portfolios won’t matter?
>>62608406Total balance achieved.
The people I know who are doing fine all live at home.
>Gold nigguz itt too
>>62608333My frail tiny hands cannot hold unto the oil train any longer, i just can’t predict what the orange nigger is gonna do. Something spectacularly retarded no doubt.
>>62608428This might be the most ESL post of all time
>>62608406>>62608426good to see the lock box strategy working out for you
>>62608422the treasury buying back debt is not qe babe, it's a positive development these idiots are purposefully misconstruing it because they're overinvested in rocks and need more delusion to cope
>the entire Iran war plan was that the USA and Israel will bomb Iran and Iran will just surrenderkek
>>62608437Well it’s from the jeet platform owned by someone that wants even more jeets
>>62608411>Bears where relativity holding themself yesterdayI love these cute little lies you bears tell yourselves.
>>62608440It’s precum for QE, retarded retard. I am a 240 lb man with an average penis btw
>>62608449Idk what worst, BRICs being useless or the Iran war. Feels like we have retards at the top and yes Xi is also a retard too because chinese consumption has significantly contracted.
just buy your own debt goyim
Stocks
>semis will do a pump tomorrow>dump on friday>gigapump on monday>lil pump/dump on tuesday>gigadump on wednesday>repeatGET ME OFF THIS CYCLE
These damn boomers keep winning
>>62608449well the kikes plan was to get us involved in a 10+ year ground war and also tank maga.
>>62608475don't talk about this goy!
>>62608473I don't know, I'm starting to hate millenials myself. They convinced me that gay luxury space communism was possible if we all shared everything for free on Facebook, and then they just sold all that information to the government to bomb more brown people and enrich themselves
>>62608475BIBI has tried to get bush, Obama, Trump 1, Biden, and Trump 2 to war with Iran. Trump 2 is the only one dumb enough to have done so.
>>62608469Who was in the wrong here?
>>62608491The whole fucken world should be kissing Trump's ass right now. You want a nuclear armed Iran, or do you want a new pro-west regime in Tehran because you can't have it both ways boss.
Is this the thread?
>>62608514No smigga go to the other one
tomorrow will be BIG boom. Big badaboom. Like june 5th
>i long posted in the split thread that diedmy worst investment of the day
>>62608513No what I want is an actually defeated Iran. I’m part of the 1% of Americans who would actually want to invade.
>>62608522go drink your cola in a wine glass
chat is SKHY dead?
>>62608522I saw that and I liked it.
>>62608522the lil’ smiggers poster has higher quality posts than you
>>62608513>You want a nuclear armed IranI think the world would be more peaceful if Iran had nukes. The US doesn't start shit with countries that have them (see Best Korea as an example).
>>62608531I mean I liked you posted in the slow thread
how much money is enough? at what point do you hang it up and live off VOO/VTI. Stay in USA or expat.thank you for all the replies. I have to ask again since this is now the de-facto thread.
What's the point of SGOV (3% divvie return) when JEPI (7.5% divvie return) exists? And why does the SGOV chart look like it looks like? Since SGOV holds short term treasuries does it pay more often and hence more money or something?
gonna be dead ass with your bros. this aint fun. you guys told me investing is fun. voo&chill. this is NOT chill this is NOT fun.
I'm so fucking cooked...
>>62608535Then you'd have nuclear proliferation throughout the entire region, and Iran would use them, they have no fear of mutually assured destruction boss.>>62608523I too think we should go in and take all the oil and all the camels boss.
>>62608369A) Gold calls are now extremely crowded.B) Neither America nor China actually wants high gold, it hurts the dollar but doesn't push things in the yuans direction like they want.C) I am now short gold.
>>62608491Well and almost everyone told him not to to trust the kikes.
>>62608533If you shorted SPCX, MU and longed SPY when i told ya you woulda made money.Im shorting gold now.Invest accordingly.
>>62608548>Then you'd have nuclear proliferation throughout the entire regionNo you wouldn't. The Arabs are hopelessly dependent on the US in everything. One threat of sanctions like the ones placed on Iran and they'd shut up about nukes real fast. >and Iran would use themOh fuck off and stop regurgitating propaganda.
>>62608545SGOV has 0 risk
>>62608464>BRICSAn absolutely dogshit version of the EU. The EU already has problems with states not being on the same page, BRICS niggas have Saudi Arabia and Iran in the same org kek.
Didn't someone sell all of their GDXU yesterday? It's up another 25% today. Must suck to be them.
stonkbros we're getting mogged by bitcoinchuds...
>>62608550>C) I am now short gold.Too early, this move has at least until mid next week to peak. Then it will sell off into mid September.
>>62608567zoom out. btc being outperformed by motherfucking spy for the past 5! years. lol
>>62608558You honestly believe the country behind October 7th would just not use their nukes on civilian targets?
>>62608567I made 6 figures day buying Moderna today on market open, then selling it all at the tippy top. I literally saved lives while making money. Let's see a coiner who can say that
>>62608389Red Day+crab futures=green
call buyers have now been fucked. now time to fuck put buyers
>>62608513Trump isn't stopping them from getting nukes though, they explicitly refuse to negotiate about their nuclear program, if anything they're going to try harder now
>>62608572interesting argument however comma
>>62608579Big if true
look my miggers a worthless dollar is good for American export
>>62608426Good news: people are wondering why this shit is under ATH when its revenue keeps going up and wondering when the judaism will stop.Bad news: with jews, you lose
>>62608567My regular ass HOOD stock is up higher than bitfuck. Cryptobitches really taking a victory lap on a 6% pump lmao.
>>62608587That's why we do the regime change over and over until some guy takes power and realizes if he doesn't give up trying to get nukes he's going to be killed. Eventually one of those retarded persians will understand boss.
>>62608489If you're a millennial then hating millennials is tiresome and gay.Anything else is tiresome and gay in a different direction.
Yeah I’m thinking OIL.
>>62608578>more propaganda
Every avatar poster is a glowniggerkikefag
>>62608602So you believe the country who chants "Death to Israel" and "Death to America" would refrain from using their nuclear weapons on our allies in the region? I mean when someone tells you something, you should probably believe them boss.
We could be dumping any moment
>>62608606Can't tell if this is b8 or you're actually this stupid, baggler.
>>62608606Nukes don’t exist baggot. Now shut up
TDOT will be the next THYP
>>62608610You're the guy who's playing the part of Iran's useful idiot kiddo.
>>62608606There are several countries on this planet with nukes, but only one has used them. Think about that
>MRNA again
>>62608616The US is the only country to have ever used nukes on civilians. That country is also the one that launched a war to prevent another country from building them and killed 150 kids on the first fucking day.
>>62608621The reason for this is we've only allowed certain countries to acquire nukes. The more countries that get nukes, the chances of someone using them to destroy the entire world increases.
>>62608624>killed 150 kidspropaganda
>>62608627You allowed India to have nukes?
This market is fake and straight
Is Microstrategy done for?
>>62608635Me personally? No I did not boss.
>>62608513stop shitposting for just one day, retarded faggot
>>62608645Okay, but only if this post is dubz boss.
>>62608604glowies haved censored my posts and pol calls me a jew on a daily basis.>>62608623>“The English, however speculative, fear poverty. The Frenchman shoots himself to avoid it. The American with a million speculates to win ten, and if he loses takes a clerkship with equanimity. This freedom from sordidness is commendable, but it makes a nation of the most degenerate gamesters in the world.”There is no upper limmit bossu, I'm an American.
Thinking about dumping Xfinity and getting some other Internet, maybe Starlink. Those fucks increases my basic price every year while gaslighting me with their monopoly.
>>62608644>we've >>62608627Well you said, we, so my question was justified boss
>>62608470If the cycle is so predictable, why are aren't you profiting from it? Are you stupid?
>>62608637Because it’s a bull market, and bull markets are very kind to bulls. Millennials hold leveraged ETFs and think they're safe, which drives stocks like AMAT to ridiculously overpriced levels. So sox is just slow-dropping while giving gold and biotech a way out. Unfortunately, millennials hate money.
>>62608637A gay directly pumped the market today.
dang I should have shorted gold like the communist tranny poster
>>62608655stop replying to me and go suck your ayatollahs cock or whatever you do faggot.
>>62608676no boss
>>62608677Oh yeah, you think you can just keep replying to me? Well fuck you I'm just not going to post anymore today. How do you like them apples Fagget Junior?
>>62608682boss yes boss
why gold went vertical up today?
>>62608675Wut?
>>62608623motherfucker /biz/ i missed couldve made my whole year in 10 mins
>>62608685Lmfao thats what you wanted. So I gave you it.
>>62608662he didn't need to (for once)If you look at the commitments of traders (you will need your own software to do this I think, I have my own, but the info is free and public) its now basically 100% speculators against tutions and hedgers. usually its a mix with each taking various sides on things.MU, SPY, GLD all have extremely crowded bearish put/call ratios.booty is out and up in the air.its been a very easy week to make money as a schizo, probably the easiest on record.
shill me the next HGRAF or Netlist while its still under 25 cents or else....fuck if I know.
Hory Shiet, Asia is selling US treasuries. THe bond market is toast.
they dont' know what's coming
everything is going to crash soon. I would get out of the stock market if I was you
>Load the Koread Fud
>>62608702Blow out your anus Thursday incoming
>SOXL Baggies
>>62608489those browns earned themseles some freedom fire
>>62608708
Most people havent even woken up to the Moderna news.We are hitting 300 in one week.
Holy shit. My Tesla stonks are stonking!!It's going to $400+ lads, I can feel it!!
>>62608720that shit is dumping 50% the first thing people remember that cancer is rare and fixing it isn't that profitable
>>62608597> Thinking goatfuckers will understand realpolitik.
>>62608366I call it a Leopold. You long semis, short software and get wiped out on days like this.
>>62608702were you the nigger that replied about what happened 179 years ago faggot i stayed up too late reading about that and was tired as fuck this morning
>>62608724What bullshit is it pumping on this time?
is BTC about to hit 70k a bullish signal?
>>62608693cayman glowies can make the bond price whatever they wish.they want it up a bit now, to curb some of the datacenter exuberance, and you only need a little to go a long way in that line.
>>62608749IT WAS YOU. Explain yourself on the cayman glowies shit wtf you talking about. If they can, why's Bessent dick-riding the bond market so hard
>>62608748Why won't this fucking pyramid scheme die?
>>62608738I don't know. It's only netted me 2.4% increase in the last 24hrs. But I bought in le dip at $322. And I'm thinking it will get to around $400 by the end of the month.I'm just being over exaggerating. It's not really a mega pump, but it's increasing in the right direction everyday.
>>62608748It is a literal ponzi scheme that people have already took their profits from.
>>62608753>As a result, the TIC data appear to severely undercount Cayman-domiciled hedge funds' holdings of U.S. Treasuries by around $1.4 trillion as of the end of 2024OOPSIE!>https://www.federalreserve.gov/econres/notes/feds-notes/the-cross-border-trail-of-the-treasury-basis-trade-20251015.html
>>62608690>software you need your ownNot buying your software.
>>62608758>people have more faith in a shitcoin scam than the us dollar>the rest are buying shiny rocks, oil doomers or gambling on computer skydaddyits all gay and retarded kid
>>62608687It's impossible to time shit like moderna lol, the more embarassing is /biz/ totally missing fucking AI hardware when it was pumping for months because people here are the most bearish motherfuckersBut I hope AI hardware has another soft pump to ATH before a violent dump back down, really pile on those shorts, I wanna see redditors cry and call Micron "dead" at 800 a share.
>>62608755bigger retard theory
>>62608772We just keep getting dumber too so it’s probably got a while to run
Wagies now get branded mid-tier watches that will detonate as soon as they type one sentence criticizing Israel and Colorado yoga
>>62608777>we are anywhere near the topthey are giving iPhones to black kids in villages for the next decade atleast just so they can sell them shitcoins and pump and dump on them
how about we just crash huh about that
>>62608792how about another 5% violent giga pump on VOO to ATHs on all bad news?
>>62608777yeah prob and checkedI think another way to look at it is a bet on more shady money moving around which I think gives it some baseline value/volume but no one can tell how much by that same token (unintentional pun??) probably way less than it is now though I can tell you that much
All you all ready for the news in 5 minutes?
>>62608796we all know this is the most likely outcome
>>62608761but the 1.4T is already in treasury holdings, so unless it's all in 1Y which I fuckin doubt, all they can do is sell which would spike 10Y + 30Y rates?
>>62608808i got my popcorn ready for the trump speech in 30 minutes
I havent looked at all today, it's red isn't it? I can just feel it. How nice, a few weeks of staircase up followed by an elevator down and probably another elevator down today.I'm tired, I just want to be in mid 6 figures or at least back to where I was in June
>>62608811FOMC Minutes post in a couple of minutes, get that popcorn
>>626083333 minutes until the the US government does the funniest thing
>$NVDA | Nvidia Discusses Funding Its AI Data Supplier Mercor At A $20 Bln Valuation – @theinformationAnd a little bit of chicken fried
>>62608808>>62608811>invasion of Greenland has begun and ended. the battle lasted 2 hours and 0 Americans died>we will be using the new colony to build missile defense systems to stop the aliens
>>62608687>>62608767 is correct.Its not hard to time squeezes, its literally impossible (for an outsider).It's one of the only truly impossible trading strats there is.Even if you are a transcendently bright functionally retarded 220 IQ, you can't do it (as an outsider).A squeeze is entirely dependent on who is who, who is positioned where, etc.Even if you think you you've memorized Citadels buying pattern or even their abstract philosophy/tendancies to buying looking at previous squeezes, they can contract purchasing out to agents who have different patterns, and this has been a common practice since the 1800s.The tape pattern you see in two stocks may be the same agent working for two totally different parties, in which case even if you knew exactly how funds were positioned, you'd still be fooled.It's like e-poker with no usenames.The only way you can play it is if you golf with these folks, and can get a soul read on them.
>>62608824>Iran will never have a nuclear weapon>praise be to allah
>>62608818Unless you're only in semis and photonics you're probably doing straight up okidoki.
>>62608833I am fully invested in SOXL.
>Fed minutes not causing a dump but a pumpsuch niggers, 3 voted for hike but they probably wrote something entirely contradicting in the minutes.
>>62608841just DCA at 90 dude don't worry. and ape in at 70. no way we go lower than 70 but be ready to slurp at 50.
>>62608841>i'm all in on daily resetting leverage
OK so FOMC was a total nothingburger, next we got Trump talking about something in like 25 minutesmaybe he pumps us more with more peace talks or something
>>62608841That's rough, buddy.
>>62608841
>>62608614
>>62608856He will rename the Strait of Hormuz to the Strait of Homos, now that the US controls and owns it.
>>62608767yeah idk the whole datacenter thing is hitting a massive wall mainly politically and to extent with actual grid and electrical equipment, but the semiconductor shortage is insane and new supply years away
>GTA V leaks>Leaker had crypto ads on his leaks>normalfag cattle remembers crypto is a thing>Bitcoin goes upSuch is life
>FOMC: Several Participants Favoured Raising Rate At July Meeting - Minutes- Several Participants Saw AI Investment Having Broader Effect On Prices- Most Participants Supported Holding Funds Rate Unchanged- Several Participants Said Tariff Pass-Through Was Now ‘Largely Complete’- Many Participants Said Protracted Mideast War Could Boost Inflation- Participants Judged Inflation Risks As Skewed To Upside- Many Said Rate Hike Likely Needed If Inflation Did Not Decline- Warsh Asked FOMC For Input On Meeting Schedule> Several Participants Said Tariff Pass-Through Was Now ‘Largely Complete’Yeah sure buddy, Trump only wants to bring in more and the companies all got refunds.
>>62608862I call your bussy the Strait of Homos
Guys my boss is leaving. But in my 1 on 1 with them they seem to strongly imply I should join/work with a different team. Should I say Yes? I got fucked last time I didn't say anything. I feel like they are gonna promote my Coworker, which is fine since I only joined last year but I've been fucked by this before and I had a VP willing to move me to another area.
>>62608856does he actually want the straight closed honest question things can get rough this winter theres going to be food shortages this winter
>>62608880you sound like a cowardly faggot, how about growing some testicles?
is ts nigga chopped or wut
>>62608868>GTA V leaks>wtf Johnny Klebitz has a role>maybe playable character?>so hypeBoy I hope we get to continue his cool story. :)
I'm getting raped again
>>62608888Nice
>>62608888Checked and gaped
>>62608880What do you do for work faggot?
>the delectable smell lodged between the ass cheeks of beautiful womanbuy (female) natural gas
>>62608880they know you post anime girls online and they think you are a pedophile
>>62608888
My portfolio is flatter than my waifu today, wtf?
>>62608896I count beans.
Another paycheck to sandisk. I don't care. Balls to the wall.
>>62608863Datacenters are a red herringSoxl has had pumps in 2021, 2024, 2026lumfag was right about this shit being a long term thingI'm hoping people are stupid as fuck, it hits another high, then mega sells off because I know it's all gonna pump again because of The Next Big Thing.
>>62608899Why does the White guy have the smallest package?..
>>62608880>joinedI hate how office jobs are like a cult.
DAILY REMINDERIf market grows 15% and you make less than that you LOSE money. Because prices also go up 15%.
>>62608888Checked and if it's not rape if it's enjoyed
>>62608905It wasn't a trick question lad.I'm not going to track you down and tell your boss you're an online racist.I'm just interested in what people do.
>crypto is pumping cause Iran is washing all those gains
>>62608919lol
>>62608914That's not how that works dummy.
>>62608906based
>MELI up 7%Good day to be white.
Guess I really should have sold VRT. Feeling like it’s doing what ServiceNow did previously. It’ll go down to the yearly bottom again until it bounces up again
>>62608898bless this poster
I bought spy calls at the top expiring at the end of the month. Will I make it?
BETTER LOAD THE FUCK UP. TRUMP LIVE TECHNOLOGY MEETING IN 2 MINUTES! MAYBE YOU FOOLS WILL STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM WHEN HE PUMPS IT
>Trump pulls out a SanDisk Memory Stick PRO Duo from his suit jacket pocket
>>62608948Lmaooooo
pump my bags donny
DELL is hurting today
and of course he's fucking late, pump the market already!
There's a potential stock market kill screen coming up in case anymore wants to come watch...
Is he declaring war?
>>62608968War on poverty
Should I load up on AMD?
>>62608968he's 10 minutes late, too busy giving insider tips out
>>62608947>People are always coming up to me, they’re saying, “Sir, there’s a memory shortage, a big one.” And I say, “I have a bunch of these, a tremendous bunch, from my trips to my confidant’s island—beautiful island, incredible place, you wouldn’t believe it.” And I’m going to give a bunch of these to the American people, because we have the best memory, the best—nobody has better memory than me, believe me. We’re going to fix this shortage fast, very fast.
>he's actually declaring warSEMI BROS OH NO NO NO NO
i miss schizophrenic tim dillonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87NPsUCyY0
>>62608967jej
Fuckin' bloomberg always got these dumb nogs on their interviews chirpin' about equality wasting everybody's time.
>>62608968>>62608979That requires an act of congress.
>>62608969Based
Let’s gooooo saaaars
>>62608991>calls congress a bunch of faggots>drop an executive trvhke>calls tel aviv>suddenly congress loves Israel and would die for them>war declaredYour move libtard?
>>62608907I sire hope it pumps back to ATHs, I don't see another way stocks are gonna get me back to Junes peak otherwise
>>62608997>ROBert GOYIMsaki
>>62608388Miners won.
Trump is 20 minutes late to his speech lmao
>LRCXFucking nigger dumping for no reason, on no news, 6.5%Fuck me god damn it
>>62609008Showing up late to your own event is a power play
QUICK which stock is trump gonna pump?? micron again???
>>62608998>>62609003>PEEter SHIT
Getting raped and gaped again today with exactly one green (MSFT) anything not getting raped is merely crabbing slightly red
>>62609012>438.50, 52 week highDamn it's like 30% down or so. When did you buy?
>>62609008Just like Biden. Based.
>>62609016Bethlehem Steel
>>62609019I've got calls, so too fucking high no matter when I bought them.
>>62609016A sawbuck on the def contractors.
>>62609016IZRL
Prediction>he finally took a look at AI and went>"wow this is literally a waste of time">pushes forward a bill to prevent all AI datacenters from ever being built and those that have been built are to be demolished at the owners expense>he then has Nvidia, Intel, and Micron switch their factories to producing car parts>they'll make the best car parts in America, the world even, the best
>>62609025Come on when did you buy them anon? I had SOXL calls bought near the pico top.
>>62609028Zero chance that happens with how much he loves posting AI shit online
>>62609028And Dodge/Ford would still be worthless pieces of shit
>>62609028This would be the ultimate dunk on semis baggies
>>62609028>>62609031>>62609032say what you will about trump, but he says it like it is
>>62609036He says whatever Israel tells him to
MY LITTLE CELH IS SHOOTING THROUGH THE FUCKING CEILING
We are literally a failed state lol. Imagine holding stocks, ETFs or even bonds that’s associated with the United States of Zogmerica. It’s literally over for us and our vassal states.
POWER HOUR PLEASEWE NEED TO FIX THIS WEEKMAKE IT GO UP NOWKEVIN
Moderna got us the cure for cancer before GTA 6 and Elder Scrolls 6
Robots and drones are loud
>>62609041+100 izzat2 more weeks til Muscovy conquers UkraineChinese dragonBRICS is the future etc etc
they're waiting for the market to close
ALL IN ON MARGIN>GLWYOU SEEN ME BEFORE AND I HAVE CONVICTION
>>62609046
Trump just started , lets get the pump going
>BREAKING: President Trump has declared that the Presidential Diaper is currently full and will need to be changed promptly.
>>62609046He will let you wait another hour, til the market is closed.
w-what happened why has victoria’s secret doubled since i last saw it. i’m never going to make it at this rate
He's talking nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDbFxr3HbHI
ITS WHISPER QUIET
>we are leading by every aspectWE HAVE THE CRAZIEST NIGGERS AND MOST DEBT TRVTH AS FUK
I have loaded up on even more medium-short term gold puts I would really appreciate the rugging to take place in concert with mr donalds press conferencebut if it takes place after hours, this is also acceptable.thank you.
>>62609050bearish then
>>62609029Around 330ish but that was several weeks ago. I stacked some extra on top to bring the average down, but my average is still $14 and they're selling for 6 bucks right now. Fuck my ass with a rake.
>>62609062HES GOING TO SAY NIGGER!
I'm not actually listening, I don't care about what he thinks of ai because hes so old
>>62609048Enjoy those high prices across the board you fat fucking pig lol. Did you bow down to your niggers yet? Bow your head some more. Go watch some nigger porn. Retarded little monster. Sick fucking mutts.
>>62609081I'm only listening because I want him to pump my calls
>just glazing himself and shilling cryptolmao I dunno I cant watch this shit anymore
>>62608852If you were all in on SOXL from last fall until June, you'd be set for life.
>>62609081But anon, old men are running the world.
I am so angry with Gook piece of shit stocks. America sneezes and they instantly go down 10%. There is literally not a single degree between green and -10%. Fragile trash stocks,
>>62609090You're going to watch the glazing and you're going to lick it up cunny.
>>62609102>100x leverage on credit cards>why line go down bigly
>>62609095>you should've put all you lifetime savings in that gamble coin anon...
>>62609083I make six figures, high prices dont matter to me. Why do broke third worlders who have never made more than 60k (Walmart wage in the US) constantly think about nigger dicks? Is it because you are a broke failure that feels the need to impotently lash out at your betters?
>>62609111>Gamblelol
So is crypto bottom in now with this? I though we would have until October.
>>62609100>old men, running the world>a new age!
>>62609100They're presiding over it. They're not actually doing shit because they don't understand shit.
>>62608951
>We've had 80 days of record market highs>...maybe I shouldn't look today, but you get the pointThe best to ever do it
>interest rates should be allowed to fall>allowed to fallany big brain economists ITT to give the qrd? who is driving them up? those pesky fed funds futures traders?
you don't want to look, donnie
a hyperliquid gigger nigger long
The fuck is this lizard?
>>62609124based>>62609127gay
SPX Bart
>we're in the middle of a fictional *cough* financial uh revolutionkek im long but that was awesome
>>62608971It's in le dip right now.Do it!
Who are the rest of these bozos
> Tech leaders conference> Actually heres some news about the upcoming casino patch notes
>>62609151Organization 13 jews.Guy talking is already half jew.
>>62609151non pajeet ceo's
>>62609137>hyperliquid
>>62609151twin bogdabot terminators in the back left
>>62609158>second to last oneHoly hell
>>62609151>eets nofingThey all look like they're politely trying not to inhale through their noses.
>>62609151they don't look jewish
>>62609164Oh shit, it is the Winklevoss guysThey must have begged Trump to pump their crypto bags
AHHH I SOLD MY SNEEDISK CALL FOR ONLY $100 PROFIT INSTEAD OF $500 AHHHHHHH
>>62609174this dude tweaked out of his gourd averaging 300 blinks per minute
I am getting fuked from both sides
>>62609177It's over, you'll never get that $400 back.
>truly bipartisan>great work product
i bought back into SOXL just to watch it collapse again.now look i dont do TA or anything but i just cannot fucking believe it. I sell this shit it pumps. I buy it dumps.So I am not going to sell. I AM NOT SELLING.I am taking SOXL to zero.
>>62609181Are you the idiot who predicted gold and silver would be back to 2500 and 25 over and over again. Kek.
>>62609158>cattle futures
>>62609182$700 now! i am beclowned
>>62609151Rich men north of Richmond.
Miners and silver accessories
>what does your company do>we are a start up
POWER HALF HOUR
I dont like the situation
GYATT DAMNI'm not watching Trump, fuck that, I've stopped doing that weeks ago cause he's just rambling
>>62609198Didnt that guy try to not get fucked by a record contract and just got fucked by youtube or something instead?>feels.jpg for the sad cowboy
STABLE COIN USAGE
>US Conducting Stealth Operation To Transport Oil Through Hormuz – @axios wtf man
power half hour please
>>62609204Holy shit.American girls look like that!?
Bros, look at Uranium
>>62609214The Mossad asset who cried wolf. Not working anymore. Market is waking up to reality.
>>62609204Gronk, is this real?
>>62609234yeah
>>62609204too old
how do I invest in depression
>>62609249mag7
>>62609249SPCX
>>62609249just wake up every day, check your portfolio so you can see some red and tell yourself you hate life and you wish you were dead several times a day.
>>62609249GAW
>>62609211He cucked himself.Major gap between the old generation and the new>A country boy can survive and you can't starve us out or make us runand>Please pay attention to us and give us money!
>>62609249I'm depressed, just send me some money.
>>62609254lmao
>>62609249Who makes ProZac?Invest in that company??
>>62609263It was his wife actually. Not joking. Look it up. She tried to rob him blind in divorce court.
Picked up a few racks of usaaar
>>62609204Why cant I get a gf who looks like this and then immediately marry her. Is it because my portfolio isnt at $1m? What options do i need to gamble on for this future?
>>62609274my condolences
>>62609179that guy actually has a poker face.when he did the freudian slip about "fictional... financial" on yields, the guy on the left panics and his eyes bulge just for a moment, and the guy on the right immediately looks at this feet kekekekek>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDbFxr3HbHIrewind to around -27 minutes.
>>62609234Yes>>62609237Wtf i didnt even see your post and was planning on posting the annoyed version of asuka before not being able to find it and thus doing this cropped pic
>>62609275Because they're not here yet.Soon.
>>62609263Im not a fan of country, but it did seem like his genuine message. Its not objectionable to write a song, but writing a song about money corrupting with your hand out is hilarious.>Picrel>Back when they were fun>>62609271I knew someone tried to pick his pocket. Poor fella.
>>62609280That’s what this board said when I bought mrna during hantavirus, so thank you
What should I buy before close I got around 40k in cash
>>62609275That girl is a cosplayer. Most of her Looks are professional grade makeup and support clothing. They are crazy (more than the average woman) with really unrealistic expectations. You don't want one, trust me.
>>62609290Coca-Cola.
>>62609283
>>62609295I am unironically up more on KO this year than almost any other position.
>>62609197What about now?>>62609297Thanks anon
>>62608338>>62608338>>62608338
>>62608948>reported
JDPON DON CRASHING THE MARKET WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>62609314im reporting your reporting on his reporting.
>>62609297What's this girls name bro?I must know.
>>62609314revolting newfag
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Babe, the moon is moving from Libra to Sagittarius. The moon is now in house Scorpio. That means this change will encourage people to speak more honestly, ask for what they want and stop assuming that opportunities will simply find them. Especially for these 4 zodiac signs:>Sagittarius finds the courage to ask for more>Leo attracts abundance through connection>Pisces finally gets noticed at work>Gemini discovers luck through partnerships
>>62609249Klarna
>>62609383>LeoI'm going to dinner with some well to do retirees and doctors tonight. Perhaps one of them will pick up my tab.
>>62608997don't know why but that book cover made me laugh IRL for a few seconds