/biz/, I’m feeling generous and decide to bless you with a totally legitimate bank wire for:US $250,000EU €214,125UK £183,722AU $350,892How will you invest/spend your well deserved inheritance?
Coke and hookers until my heart stops
>>62609241I'd put it all into a billboard calling you a faggot.
I'd buy land & a house in the middle of nowhere.The rest would go into tech stocks.
>>62609241Buy 3 houses for 50k use 100k to renovate them just barely up to code using migrant labor. Then rent them out to migrant families at exorbitant prices. Retire and move to Mexico where you can live off of 15k a year like a king.
>>62609241Make the niggerwhipper 9000
throw it in my m1 account, bump my daily market buys to 1k, and go back to masturbating to anime girls (this time in Asia)
all in on link
>>62609241Coffee Supply Boat delivering iced coffee to beach goers and boaters. Sent it.
Pay off most of my mortgage
Put it in the S&P500 and pay off my student loans
>>62609241Travel asia making 4k travel videos and have sex with prostitutes daily. I'd make porn but I'm not sure the legality in each country
Fund my garbage bin cleaning business
rare anime figure collection
>>62609241>EU €214,125Pay €58,230.00 tax, then put the remaining 155K in one or more Euro-denominated dividend ETFs. If I decide to spend some for a trip to Thailand etc. I can always sell some ETF shares later.
>>62609241250k is poverty i would do nothing with it just throw it in some shitty etf i guess
>>62609241Idk i never had that much money.Buy an Eletric car buy a new computer and invest the rest.
help people. Starting with loved ones, then move on to others. Specifically my father first who is a disabled veteran that lives in the hood.
>>62609241Pay off my mortgage and buy a barrel of jack Daniels
>>62609241give all the money to Sir Gay
>>62609241Buy a motorcycle.Travel around france or europe.Invest into my photography business.Make a transition into filmaking.Start making short films.And hope for the best famalamalam.
>>62609241Buy a house for my mom.Buy a Subaru WRX STI 2020 for me.
>>62609241I'm developing a computer program that will have a huge impact on some major players. My goal is to open source it completely (maybe add a loophole so that money gready corpos can't use it). I'm slowly getting there with >A.I.but I realize that that is only good enough for the prototyping phase. Once it's good enough for a release I should probably have real developers refactor it and make it better/more stable. Anyway, with 250k I would do that, make my app more ready and develop it further and then bring down greedy jew corpos with their shit enterprise tier tools.
>>62609241Getting the basics first, upgrading my rig and home network, then I'll invest the rest. Of course I first donate 10% as Christ recommends us to do.
Realistic: buy a home in a better neighborhood once the market has a downturn.More fun: buy a new car and drive town to town fucking young loose women for a year then drag my drained balls home with what's left.
>>62609241The government will still take taxes out of it assuming it's not a scam. Continue to work my normal job, stack cash and experience for 3~ years while going to school for engineering to get my AI Proof Job. Invest my combined wealth into dips on the market and sectors that have been sold off for retarded reasons.
>>62609241I'd put it in a divvy stock or divvy ETF and live off of it while pursuing a master's in electrical engineering and then a doctorate in something electromagnetic compatibility related. Almost went down that road but had to take care of my mom for a year and that required me getting a job right after my BaSci.
>>62609241you are trollingin the cosmically small chance that you are not this is dirty money and you'll be royally fucked to receive itshit thread 5/7
>>62610240
>>62609241I would just make my portfolio bigger with the same % distribution.
>>62609241Start a Capybarra sanctuary
All in custom locked contract on ETH that's gonna send me back 1 ETH every month. That way I can literally live anywhere in the world for my whole life unlike those dumbass home owners with very heavy bags
>>62609241I will use it to invest in the Trump account for my white kids.
>>62610317I asked how you would invest it, not the fastest way to lose itYou don’t deserve my generous gift
>>62609241i wouldnt invest in anything. i would listen, and thats what no one did
>>62609241>$250k USDHmm let me think.>keep $200k in bank account until the time is right to all in>move $50k to brokerage>play around with this money in case the stock market doesn't dump, the investments should make me money>2020/2025 style dump occurs>move the entire $200k into my brokerage account>all in>walk away a millionaire soon thereafter>split the money with siblings so they too can escape the wagecageI was so close to $250k to. Until the recent downturn through me back to 5 figure hell. I'm so fucking tired.>error posting because 4chan thinks it is s-p-a-m
>>62609241Put it all in X money, better than a cd.
>>62610456Pic related, idk why I can't post that.
>>62609241Pay off my parents' bills and 20k in XRP!
>>62610854debts* I mean. My parents have 200k in debt I would love to pay off for them.
Double barrel and slugs.
>>62609241I'd give your mom $200 to fuck her. then I'd record it and send you the video.
>>62609278>>62611007You can just tell when someone hates their life. I hope you guys find some happiness in this cold unforgiving world
>>62611034welcome to 4chan, OP. reddit is somewhere else.
>>62611042Fuck reddit
>>62609241Just 1 single person replied "figure out how much I'm going to owe in taxes". This board really is just fully of financially illiterate retards.
>>62609241i will become batman, or at least get close
All in 2x limbo on Stake
>>62609241Buy my mom a house.
DCA into emerging markets
>>62609241I would donate 100% of it to my local Church. Christ is king. Send me the money op and I will film myself selflessly giving it all away.
>>626092412 chicks at the same time man
>>62611900Nice
>>62609241Full port it into GME
Quit my job and sleep
>>62609407I burned down your housesI had no choiceInvaders man...Hope your insurance covers the annoyance.
>>626092413 chicks at the same time man
>>62609241€50k gas chamber €200k zyklon B
>>62609241small home in cash and sex with women and cute men
>>62611888i'd be extremely generous if i was a billionaire.
>>62609241100k goes into my various dividend paying stocks which will bring my monthly income from that to 1k which will get me all the closer to hitting escape velocity. The other 100k sits in my bank to cover the incoming taxes, and zero out debts (not a lot just don't want to keep stringing it along) what is left will be the money used to help fix up some stuff about my house. The last 50k goes into crypto specifically Bitcoin for 30k of it and 20k into usdc on coinbase since it's giving me a 6% return right now.All of this would go a long way in ensuring a certain sort of security that will help me be able to be more experimental in my career and pursue passion projects.
>>62609319>the restRetard its 250 thousand not 2.5 million
>>62609241Downpayment on a 300k-400k house do my 1.4 kids dont have to grow up in a rented place
>>62609241I’d pay off my house and invest $1200-$1500 monthly into dividend stocks and crypto
>>62609241i would buy a work van and the inventory to start a portable IT repair business then get business insurance and make an LLC and get a lawyer on retainer and anything else busines related it would need
>>62609241>How will you invest/spend your well deserved inheritance?id donate half of it to my oshi and then spend the rest on drugs and alcohol
>>62613902I've estimated that the cost to buy land & a house where I want would be about 120k, leaving a significant remainder to just put in stocks. Better than a bank anyways.
>>62609241I've been blessed here before, made 7x out of it about 10 years ago. it helped me get to where i am in my life. i will spend 70k on paying down my mortgage, 80k toward xrp, lunc & shiba, i believe these are divine. 75k for food banks locally, (tithing 30%). i owe deus alot... keep rest in cash/bank. the idea is, if im meant to become a blessing, the bags will move and send me to the moon. Buy a large plot of land with decent size house that can become a refuge for friends and families, start farming small scale and stockpile food for coming hardship. feels like my calling to do so.
>>62609885> Make a transition
Make the largest possible jeetshaker
>>62609241VOO, Silver, Gold and another ETF I'm forgetting.
Buy a reliable 4x4 off road truck with a pop up camper, get a bleeding edge gold metal detector, have a field day in a bass pro shop and put the rest (≈175k) in the system at 3-5%. Become a nomad traveling around North America metal detecting for el dorado. Let the goyim deal in the real world.
>>62609241>How will you invest/spend your well deserved inheritance?I will buy 23234.20074349442 chainlink tokens (ticker: LINK)
>>62609241ngl id take 25k and immediately pay off loans,take 100k and invest it half and half between btc and mag7/sp500, take the rest and invest it between guns, ammo, and real estate (taking a loan to have property to rent out and have some sort of income).
