what the fuck does a linkedin profile even say about a person? Linkedin is a cargo cult of socializing. It's such monkey brain nonsense. Am I just autistic? I can "socialize" irl just fine and enjoy it, but Linkedin totally alienates me, imagine your job being using LinkedIn fulltime compared to chatting with people and drinking beers and playing pool
>>62609902who is this semen demon?
>>62609920That's my boytoy Jeffrey.Want a go?
>>62609902I am so grateful to have worked with all these amazing intelligent people to create this amazing product that we shipped in record time and within budget and my Manager just congratulated me he's so nice and then his manager came and congratulated me I am so grateful and then we all fucking blew our brains out because linkedin-speech makes me wanna exterminate the human race
>>62609955i rate it 8 out of 10ml of corporate semen
>>62609955It feels like the type of shit you see right before an authoritarian state falls: nobody believes the bullshit anymore and the state is incompetent
>>62609902I hate that thing, it's corporatism incarnate. Everyone is a fake bestest goy trying to slither up someone's ass or peddle their garbage. I'd rather spend time on a platform entirely dedicated to thirdworlders trying to scam me with shitcoins.
>>62609983bosses dont even like this shit, its just a test for compliance. you are disdained if you do this shit and rightfully so
>>62609902Deleted my linkedin account months ago. Never using that shit data mining site again.
>>62609902It says "I am domesticated and willing to do the performative thing without any expected compensation", which is exactly what employers are looking for in a slave.
>>62609994They love the humiliation part of it I'm sure. Well, the narcissists do, normal bosses would make you stop because of the cringe.
>>62609902it's for getting recruitedit's how i got my current job
deleted my stinkedin profile and never been happier
>>62609902All you do is put your work experience and then never use it again. DO NOT upload a profile picture, it will be used for AI training.
>>62609934kek
>>62609902I don't understand why the fuck anyone employed cares about LinkedIn. Maybe it's for retards who don't have actual friends so they want to be friends with their work network (aka Jewish daycare)
>>62609902linkedin was made so you could hire someone that is fun instead of the autistic quiet guy who never goes to happy hour or the christmas party for a lot of these people your whole life revolves around work so you want everyone to be as enjoyable as possible
>>62609902>Linkedin is a cargo cult of socializingwhat the fuck? why would anyone socialize on linkedin? are you guys retarded? you make a profile, fill your CV and visit to search for jobs from time to time. that is ALL you should use linkedin for.
>>62609902You can say anything on LinkedIn. It's the single WORST thing you could do for your personal privacy if you fill it with facts. I never made an account there, and it was never the reason I got a real tech with paid medical insurance and free Costo/SAM's memberships. That's a REAL job, right? The benefits outweigh the actual pay?
i never needed linkedin or networking yet in my career, so im saving it for posting nigger with my real name when i hit my number
