Never forget editionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous:>>62610345
Oooh yes we pumpin' back up KlarbrothersHH
>>62611646kek, this is really good
Today, we are pharmacists.What are the implications of Moderna's breakthrough? Will they partner with other companies with a roadmap to not only make their new approach better, but also to KILL the melanoma entirely? What about on the supply side, surely they'll want this to be tried and tested with more patients in the real world beyond mere trials. Do we look at pharmaceutical companies that would be willing to sell the early cure as soon as it becomes available?
>>62611653FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IMPEACH THAT DIAPERSHITTING PEDO ALREADY BEFORE HE KEEPS DOING MORE DAMAGE!!! GODDAMMIT IM SO FUCKING TIRED, CANT GO ONE DAY WITHOUT THREATENING ANOTHER COUNTRY!!!!
>>62611657KLARantis are going to be real embarrassed when we recover my fellow Hitler-enthusiast.
>>62611662If you do it right you can retire as a 55 year old young whippersnapper instead of at 87.
>>62611664I'm all in at Johnson & Johnson (ticker:JNJ).
>>62611657slowly unloading those bags on to retail
>>62611668I calculated my potential compounding interest and with a worst case scenario of 8%/yr I could retire at 45. It's not THAT bad.
All the boomer tards here holding your ETFs and “muh value stocks” hahaahaha. How does it feel? Bitcoin will hit 90,000 over the weekend. How does that make you feel? You old fucks lost (again).You are the weakest link, GOODBYE! (Early 2000’s reference for you boomers).
>>62611680proof??
>>62611680Why is btc mooning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gab-PRboLhc
>>62611680I see they flicked the bottom signal FUD switch into a top signal FOMO switch. Go look for exit liquidity elsewhere, KikeAI.
>>62611664It's one trial with a miracle result in an sector notorious for pump and dumps based on amazing promises that rarely materialize.keep your shirt on or you'll soon find out how hard you can bottom.
>>62611684Why is NOG mooning? Thanks orange Cheeto g_d emperor super genius business man
>>62611671
>t-minus 3 hours until total shiny rock deathsell while you still canhe comin
>>62611693
>EUR/USD
Oil majors and gold minors. NOT SELLING
>UK CBI Trends Total Orders Aug: -25 (est -40; prev -45)- CBI Trends Selling Prices: 22 (est 14; prev 11)That shit was never positive in the past 5 years I think, except obviously Prices
>>62611671Can I do the buy now pay later but with stocks?
>>62611680i dont think bitcoin needs to be over 90,000what do people even use it for? to buy drugs?
Gold still has considerable sell pressure but its a good time to accumulate a 5-10% position if you havent gotten one yet
>>62611704Blah blah blahShut up old fuckReady for the gap down on the SPY? you’re toast dipshit!
>>62611680>heh, your productive assets are being putpeformed by my ponzi scheme (this week)
>>62611704
>>62611708>productive assets pfffffftHAHAHhahhHHhahahahahaha!!!!
>>62611704You don't get it maaaan! It went up in the past, that means it will go up in the future!
>>62611680>Cryptotard crawls out of his hole two years after irrelevancyLet me know when you get back over 100k.
>>62611704pretty sure it was invented by the glowies to avoid having to constantly sell drugs and guns to fund ops off the books. back in the day that was like half of what they had to do at any given time
>>62611662>>62611668>>6261167910% a year is plenty is you have a good savings rate. People who disagree don't fully understand compounding. That said I've been saving 60%+ and have received 27.7% CAGR the last 4 years. Sold a lot of irl junk I don't use any more to raise more cash also. Within a few years I will hit a goal that will allow me to take a very favorable big loan for an additional income stream (difference between interest and returns on a portfolio of ETFs). The future is awesome
>>62611718I remember 2 years ago cryptobros thinking bitcoin was mooning because the dollar was crashing hard
>buttcoin pumping>real assets crabbingfuck this fake nigger world
Can't believe I flew all the to Florence and the babe schizo isn't even here anymore. How am I supposed to get a blowjob now??>>62611704It wasn't meant to be a currency, it's a store of value to hedge against inflation. Digital gold baby.
>>62611707BasedFuck these idiots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ6mp2CLIoM
Good mooorning traders! This next one goes out to the true blue buy now pay later believers, keep on keepin on. Remember this BIG world needs BIG dreamers!
Can you do like a reverse klarna? Can I give them money now and then they give me it back later? Plus extra?Literally guaranteed gains kek.
IS TRUMP RYING TO PUMP THE MARKET BY KILLING TH EDOLLARIn regards to crypto: There are some which have "value" because you use them. HYPE by Hyperliquid if you trade or also if you stake it (I think you can) and just expect it go get pumped due to buyback mechanisms of the platform. So there is useful crypto. It's just that most isn't. Ethereum is for basically most transactions, except you use Solana or Tron or BNB. But since Ethereum is your "GAS", you don't want it to be expensive logically. Who wants to waste money for transactions because the gas/costs for transactions is high?This is why tokens/coins of trading platforms like HYPE or LIT (Lighter) are probably currently the largest "USECASE" of crypto besides transfering.
>kospihttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lB42RjZs0A&list=RDCojg0HHiWys&index=2
>>62611723Try 2 minutes ago.
>>62611664>implicationsthe only implication is that fraud is basically legal in the US and everyone is a faggot goldfish lemming retard>stage 1 was promisingoh cool so its fucking nothing>melanomaoh cool so its fucking uselessa hypothetical science sauce injection for a problem that is 100% nonlethal and you can just cut/freeze the shit off your body already. I hate you niggers so much its unreal
>>62611679Stay strong brother, you got this. I retired at 40, now traveling. Made $20k yesterday on dividend stock gains, celebrating with a delicious $3 potato /chicken pidem meal
>>62611722I am once again asking what the point of being a stock market speculator who visits a board and general for stocks is if you're just going to be a tranny and buy everything because risk is super scary.If you want to do this, I understand. Being a man is hard. But if it is the case, what is the point of discussing it? Just auto clip it in and wait.Where the hundreds of unique anons who never pick stocks come from to always smugpost about compound 5-6 times per thread, or why they are here, I do not know.
>>62611744based sex touristtell me about the smells of foreign women's asses
wtf Oil is +2% and SPX barely down, you piece of shit Bessent gonna be butthurtmad
>>62611728Pretty sure its a fat hairy guy.
>>62611746I'm not VOO only, just saying you can compound wealth quickly with 10% and good savings. Half my port is for individual stocks
>>62611691they have been blowing up tankers every day. basically impossible to find it in the news. They blew up one near Yemen today and called Trump a faggot retard again and said his "greatest economic sanctions ever" are for gay retards
>>62611746Voo and chill folks want to be smug about doing the correct choice.
>>62611746>>62611746>what the pointTo laugh at broke get rich quick idiots like you . Slow and steady wins the race
>>62611693Bussy cant stop the Iranians from selling oil for gold and he cant stop the Chinese from buying gold to buy oil for gold and he cant stop the Koreans from buying gold and he cant stop the Russians from buying oil for gold.all they can do is manipulate the numbers temporarily with fake and gay interventions that just incentivize traders to do it again with more leverage because they know bussy will be there with an infinite pocket book to try to squash the pump
>what the pointTo laugh at broke get rich quick idiots like you . Slow and steady wins the race
>>62611736Elon Musk pumped and dumped institutional buyers are gunpoint with spacemehx
>>62611746Yeah exactly. I don't understand why they're here and saying voo and chill is superior to cash investing. I get 3.5%apy in my HYSA LOL. Literally zero risk at all. Stock market literally goes down all the fucking time stupid fucks. There's so much risk there. Just be a man and go cash desu.Compounding only works IF YOU KEEP MAKING MONEY but if the stock market has a down year then you start compounding negative and it takes way more compounding to make it out it's not even funny lol.Fucking normie redditors invading this general.
>>62611764>Bussy cant stop the Iranians from selling oil for gold and he cant stop the Chinese from buying gold to buy oil for gold and he cant stop the Koreans from buying gold and he cant stop the Russians from buying oil for gold.>>all they can do is manipulate the numbers temporarily with fake and gay interventions that just incentivize traders to do it again with more leverage because they know bussy will be there with an infinite pocket book to try to squash the pump
>CrowdStrike's CTO Is Leaving To Launch An AI-Cyber Fund - Axios
>>62611756But cnn said America controls the straight now. How can this be?
>>62611767This is the VOO and chill competition,,,,,a total dumbass
>>62611762No but actually.I know half of you are just VTI (biggest gigatranny cuckcage status award) and VOO in spite of what you may claim.Why do you even care to discuss it.Its like some weird guy hanging out in the clubhouse, drinking all the lemonade, talking about "GOLF!? TENNIS?! physical sport!? ahemm.... ehhh... no. I play videogames only you see." and him doing this for years.
>>62611771we don't control EITHER strait. they are blowing boats up in both now. American media has said zero about Yemen at all lmao
>>62611767Das right, if voo goes down 10% you won't recover unless you inject $100k into a jewish man
>>62611776Look buddy if all you want to do is degeneracy gambling with options then I'm sure there are some Indian forums you can go to.Being a water drinking safe trader is still stock market related.
>>62611777Wait till the 3rd one comes into play ;)
>>62611767>>62611778imagine selling the top (now) and then having cash for when things are less expensive and getting to compound the next pump too instead of just boggling triple leveraged 200 p/e tech companies that you are down 30% on
>>62611782Trading what?You're not trading anything??? If you're in and out bogglemaxxing doesn't work, the only thing that theoretically makes it potentially work is to never sell.You buy and wait for 35 years. Is someone who buys a house and dies in it a real estate trader?
>>62611776>Its like some weird guy hanging out in the clubhouse, drinking all the lemonade,That's a good analogy. I can vividly imagine something like this. Also reminds me a bit of Starting Strength guys on /fit, when aesthetics is the goal. But even that adds more perspective to the discussion than just "buy VOO/VTI"
>>62611784Who the fuck are you? Nosferatu? You can tell the future? Dumbass.
>>62611792Nosferatu was a vampire, Miss Cleo could tell the future
>>62611789Are these 100% in "set and forget for 35 years" people in the room with us now?I can bet my gonads on that most of the bogglemaxxers still have some positions that they trade.
>>62611789nigga most people have their shit in an index or at least use ETFs to manage riskif you don't do this you are the retard heredunningkrugermaxxxing troglodyte
>>62611792>I just buy the same amount every week>why don't I buy more at 500 and less or none at 700?>that's too complicated>I just set up an auto depositit takes like 2 functional braincells to outperform "just buy and hold VOO forever" if you remotely timed any top within 5% ever and rebought at a new low even fucking once in 10 years you would outperform bogglers by 15%+boggling is financial advice for retards that cannot be trusted with any financial decisions whatsoever. usually you have to forcibly gatekeep the boggle behind a work 401k so they don't fuck that up either
I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE
>>62611805True, when I started I went into the VOO, I was up about 1.5% in 4 months even though it was up 4% in the same time frame. And if you have to time the VOO for best returns, you may as well do it for individual stocks
>>62611805its also hilarious that boggle faggots are the exact type of retards to deposit 500/week for 20 years and then panic sell the exact bottom during COVID and lose 40%the type of motherfucker that doesn't look at their portfolio for 40 years until its time to retire soon and then they panic sell the first rugpull and donate it all back to kikes before they dierest goes to the hospital or funeral home
>>62611790they are actually, unironically, our biggest faggots by far.even tripfags and avatars (attempt to) offer insight or news.bogglefaggots never do, because they dont have even the slightest idea of how it works, and for some reason seem proud to brag about this.its always, always, ALWAYS:>"UHM EXCUSE ME, ID LIKE TO INTERJECT HERE AND REMIND THE THREAD THAT IN SPITE OF WHAT YOU MAY BISCCUSSING (which is irrelevant because i always do the same thing regardless), THAT I DO NOT ACTUALLY PICK SOTCKS AND AM A BOGGLEFAGGOT"and>"HERES SOME INFROMATION ABOUT HOW OLD I AM AND HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE THANKS FOR READING MY BLOG ABOUT MY DUMB GAY LIFE"
>>62611796>bogglemaxxers still have some positions that they trade.that's me. i sell short term options for funsies and bear/bull post based on that. 90% of the money sits in index etfs. also it's our time soon.
Stonks
>>62611815>boggle faggots are the exact type of retards to deposit 500/week for 20 years and then panic sell the exact bottom during COVIDkeep telling yourself that lol
>>62611777So how long until the oil runs out? 2 more weeks?We've been 2 more weeksing oil since march, I think the homosexuals at the treasury have it under control>>62611822I hate white people so much it's unreal
>>62611822All that ass. I bet it do stink I know she dont shower everyday. Thats embrassing.
>>62611822in this order
>>62611805>if you remotely timed any top within 5% ever and rebought at a new low even fucking once in 10 years you would outperform bogglers by 15%+The trouble is all the times when you attempt to time the market and fail. You sell at what you think is the top, the market goes up another 10% and you're stuck. If you buy back in, you might be buying the picotop. Don't buy back in and the market might just keep going up without you. When even professionals sitting behind their Bloomberg terminals every day struggle to beat the market, I don't know what hope you think the average Joe has.
>>62611825imagine if you put that into a VOO 2x eft
>>62611825>3x in 20 yearsyou would have been better off buying a few houses desu dude
>$WMT | Walmart Q2 2026 Earnings:- US Stores Comp Sales Ex-Gas +2.6% (est +3.67%)- Adj EPS 81C (est 74C)- Rev $187.94B (est $186.87B)- Sees Q3 Adj EPS 62C To 64C (est 68C)- Sees FY Adj EPS $2.80 To $2.87, Saw $2.75 To $2.85>Beats despite missingThis is the the tariff refunds doing.>>62611817They are getting maxcarried by the complete dysfunction of the "market".
>>62611831I don't think average Joe should be daytrading. I don't think I'm average Joe. I do beat the "professionals". If you aren't outperforming QQQ every year you shouldn't be trading daily.
>>62611836Not one here is beating VOO and chill
>>62611836>t. started day trading during the current market bubble and thinks he's a geniusReport back after the AI bubble pops and then we'll see.
>>62611832i own SSO too but that wasn't relevant to the post
>>62611817>You can't invest unless you meet my arbitrary requirements>You can't talk about the stock market unless you're gambling on individual stocks>Responding to the most obvious bait>Shitting up the thread with caps spam and tranime posting his 15kb image of his husbando or whatever>No stock discussion in sightWorst of all>Dickriding the tripfagWow! You're a fucking retard!
>>62611840No one on smg is beating 12.5% YTD?Lol
>>62611847I'm still in my learning phase, I consider not having lost money an accomplishment.
>metaWe going lower?>googWe gonna keep crabbing?
>>62611851>Meta Has Quietly Become One Of Microsoft’s Largest AI Customers - BBGMETA is Microsoft's bitch now
>>62611851Meta has that lawsuit
bros do not look at __
bonds are rugging again. 1 day after bussy said he was going to print bonds or whatever.>bro we just use debt to buy our own debt run a new story about that Hayden Panettiere chick overdosing at Myrtle Beach on opioids
>>62611846Glad you are fitting in. By hump day we all go a little haywire around here. Why not take a break til lunch? Mike wants to meet with you later
>we are in the middle of a fictional financial revolution. praise be to allah their ships are at the bottom of the sea and we will have a FINANCIAL D DAY-Donald J Trump>157 RETRUTHS
>>62611664Yes, yes, invest in biopharma. IVG can't come soon enough.
>>62611853>QuietlySeeing this word in a headline make me foam at the mouth with rage
>>62611869My SPY calls have been looking worse and worse after he said that
>>62611861I'm no expert but low interest seems like a horrible time to invest in bonds.
>futures
minorbros we're red.. it's over
>>62611847youre joking right? even SCHD is up 28% ytd
>futes
Reject Moderna, embrace Cancer.>>62611879quiet AIing
I don't mean to be rude but Trump is embarrassing me
Uh, lets see>red day prior>crab futures
>klarna gonna dump today too My God
>>62611897This isn't what I voted for!
>>62611897Skill problem. Hes making me rich(er)
>>62611784This historically has never worked simply because you cant tell what stocks will do for certain, and because stocks dont care what your opening price was.
Just VOO and chill idiots
>>62611863Sorry but I'm not a redditor dude. I'm actually from the secret VOO and chill discord where we coordinate raids here.