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This is it, im buying klarna
>>62612375>previous thread>look in the archivebased
Klarna just bottomed out. Get in now
What's up with Amazon? Is the rainforest on fire again boss?
>>62612387>Klarnadead stock is going to zero are you fucking crazy?
Oil barons, it's our time
>>62612397It just bottomed out deep in my pussy, boss.
>we don't control the straits>either one>none of this was a problem until we came in to stan for kikeslmao
I hate the stock market all my niggas hate stocks
>>62612409idk why but this image registered as if it were like a Civ game cap.
Gotta love when payday coincides with the market going on sale
>>62612413Or Alpha Centauri...
I'm so tired of these market movements, is it time to just go 100% cash and wait for another dump on par with 2020 or 2022?
Whats pumpimg today? All my stuff is red.Weird.
>>62612422Yes or just buy inverse etfs while it's dumping.
>>62612421Didn't like playing the game because it's an ancient game, but the world/lore, cinematics, art direction are so good.A remake would obviously be shitty because modern studios suck donkey dick, which would be a shame.
>>62612396Nice, I'll slurp if it falls to 250
>>62612413>>62612421DONALLLLDDDDD we need to build a second navy and park it in the other strait and spend 1 trillion dollars bombing different brown people for israel
Got conditional formatting working on my spreadsheet. The bad news is I went 7/20 on my picks today. The good news is that I only need to go 11/20 for like a few weeks straight and then I will start trading for real. Pretty close. Working with LibreOffice Calc is fun but there is a lot of jank. Formatting the cell color was strange to me. The cell styles and cell formulas have two different interfaces for using conditions. Excel seems to be the same way.
>>62612428Seems like oil and semis.
That was quick
>nasdaqwhat the fuck is going on here
>>62612433As long as we're killing Muslims it's a good thing
>oil dumpign for no reasondamn bussy
>>62612446probably because more supply is coming online now that we have secured the strait boss
invest in hope again babe. taking a train through the south of france and it's so pretty you wouldn't believe it
>>62612438I nees you to understand the recent push for crypto all of a sudden is driven by elites who>see crypto as a way to rob retail blind with legal pump n dumps>protect their investments of millions into bitcoin which they thought was the future of currencyThis might also explain why the dollar keeps getting weaker, weaker dollar means stronger crypto
>there is finally a Chinese robotics ETF>its expense ratio is 0.89%FML
>>62612450Hope & Change was an Obama thing, Babe needs to not do what you said, and she should invest some time with me by helping me recharge my JO Crystal
>>62612459Penelope needs to invest in my prostate with her fingers back off baggie, you're gay anyways
>>62612453>why would rich people allow an asset class that primarily involves mixed zoomer kids with curly hair that say BUSSIN gambling with 100x leverage on their cellphone based on absolutely nothingits the future of finance luddite. in the future you will be able to KLARNA buy now/pay later your leveraged Bitcoin futures
As expected, baggot ruins the market with this shit tier bake.
Leave it to baggler to fuck up the sticky info
>>62612470bobo would be cuter with a bulge
>>62612471That's Bobina™ ©
>>62612471Female bobo is called bobina, and now she wouldn’t she’s not Thai
>>62612470kys furfag
>>62612477Baggler, just this once I’ll forgive you for talking ill of bobina because of your dubs
>>62612486shut the fuck up furfag
>>62612489Erm, youre posting from Israel
>>62612438And only 5 years too late
>>62612496No I'm not. I am posting from the communist shithole called Connecticut boss.
>>62612399Orange chicken double nigger is pumping my bags.
I just need SPY at 780 by the end of the month. Is that so much to ask for?
>market can't go lower because it's mainly tech that is down>so when tech pumps again the market pumps toohate it
Good morning USAR is the worst stock ever and I want to kill myself for buying it
Alright that's it I'm going to the Berlin sex clubs
Does TDOT have calls too? Already own 50k polkadot coins
>>62612443
>>62612516TDOTTHYPETHAIBITWhat other crypto ETF am I missing??
Will they actually crab it today, so they can dump it tomorrow til the last minute the market is open only to then repump it on monday?
>>62612524If you think this week is bad, wait till you see what the market does, when those guys in Jackson's Hole watch him chase the child around the sacrificial altar boss.
Friendly reminder gold miners such as AGI or NEM have P/E ratios in teens.
>>62612517Yes but dead muslims
Who the fuck let baggie bake this abomination. JANNIES
what the hell is happening to walmart
>>62612409Memes become real
>>62612537Counter offer: Missiles hitting Tel Aviv
>>62612535Yeah lets buy gold miners while energy costs are sky high, and before Kevin makes the F. E. & D. fun rate fly through the roof..
>>62612548Anything that leads to wiping Islam off the face of the earth habeeb
>>62612543someone sharted in the frozen burger fridge again
>>62612543After Klarna cut off the deadbeats nobody had money to buy their crap boss.
>>62612557>DG looking good today
>>62612548this meme sucks because 1. The guy is dead 2. The drone is actually launched. They can't be thrown by a human with one hand
walshart cheapies? or avoid?
>>62612560this meme sucks because 1. It's using the old WWII US flag 2. Fatass falling down is laughable, not salutable
>>62612561And yet he's still raping your bussy mutt.
>>62612457>Buying Chinese stockWe've been over this a hundred times.
>>62612568this post sucks because 1. no digits 2. no funny meme jpg accompaniment 3. I don't have a bussy so it makes 0 sense
>>62612566>Fatass falling down is laughable, not salutable>he doesn't salute a fallen US cavalrymanCommie fuck.
>>62612531Í can imagine the gay bullshit Warsh will say
>>62612443SOXL keeps teasing me with this dip. I wanna buy more but
>>62612557was curious if anyone here is loading up shartmart bags, seems like a nice dip
>>62612566Ah a wild fudd that wandered off from k!
>>62612572I can see which way the wind is blowing, and the Chinese are killing it in robotics.
>>62612554Ain't happening m8>>62612561Stop falling for Fox News tier psyops
>>62612573No bussy? Girls aren't allowed here
>>62612537You literally lost tranny.
>>62612576I can't wait until he talks about the progress of the Fuck the Markets & Profit task force boss.
I'm starting to lose conviction into my shorts even though I expect an economic downturn (as one can see with Walmart) but since it's the start of an hyperinflationary bubble stocks will go up.
>>62612581No one in the IRGC wants to declare Khamenei dead because that would put a new target on their head. Keeping it like this is for their best interest. Either he's dead or he's severely maimed and injured at best.
It’s bussy time on cnbc
Just made money doing stock market stuff. Wonder why more people dont do it
>US Treasury Sec. Bessent: Buyback Could Be More Than $4 Billion - CNBC- Part Of It Is Signalling - We Want To Show Yields Do Not Reflect Underlying Fundamentals- Probably Going To Announce Increased Focus On Fiscal Consolidationlol fuckin nig >>62612594
>>62612447You have said we've secured the strait for like 2 months now.
>>62612601where can I buy that amulet of gains?
>>62612604no Trump said that
>>62612566That's the point. It's not a sincere meme. Not everything on the internet is sincere.
>>62612594Zesty
>US Treasury Secretary Bessent: Markets got a little ahead of themselves.That's your signal the golden bull just ended
>>62612543its an interesting world we live in now where even MCD and WMT say people are so poor they cant buy food while Indian tech CEOs circular finance trillions of dollars for a chat bot that talks to you like a faggot on SSRIs
SELL THE BONDS BURN THE BUSSY
>>62612580I'm not disputing that they're pumping out product. The issue is that Chinese stock manipulation makes us look like paragons of virtue by comparison.
>>62612617So is Warsh going to rape us right when the recession is getting announced?
>Warsh: let market signals guide the Fed>Bessent: I will spend infinity dollars on keeping yields down
Girls are allowed in the market?
>>62612626anon it's all fake and gay anyway
>>62612615your ass is not sincere
>>62612596My guess is that he lost an arm or a leg. He's definitely not dead though, or Jews wouldn't be so ass-blasted that they can't find him.
>>62612560>>62612566I will always salute our heroes. Thank you for your service.>POWalmart>MIAisle 3
>>62612627I feel the market is underestimating the possibility of a Sept meeting rate hike. There's no way they're doing it at the Oct meeting and if one is needed Sept is when it's going to happen.
>US Treasury Sec. Bessent: Markets Got ‘A Little Ahead Of Itself’>- Treasury, Fed Would Work Together If Any Change In Balance Sheet, We Would Adjust>- Rates Have Nothing To Do With Buyback Decisionhe sounds like the japanese>the market is wrong
Scott Bussy says oil markets are getting uppity and he doesn’t understand why
>>62612628Remember, Kevin is a Trump guy, so I imagine this plays out like Nutlick and Bussy during the whole liberation day nothing burger. Kevin will play the role of the "Bad Cop", he's going to go on the business media and threaten rate hikes, talk about the R word, and even say Inflation is too damn high, while Scott is going to play the role of "Good Cop" and he's going to go on the business media telling everyone how good everything is, while reminding everyone that tariffs are tax cuts, and we will be getting more tax cuts next year boss.
Just like yesterday early US hours are lame. Im gonna wait for the late hours.See you later /smg/.
>inb6 muh shiny roggs XDD
>>62612639Tbf the market is wrong
>>62612642Bussy doesn't use oil.
I don't know what to do long term.
>>62612566The hell can you identify a ww2 era flag just from a portion of the stars shownThis is incredible americanism, and I knke the damn flag code.
>>62612649Your first long-term goal should be to get old boss.
>>62612649AI+roboticsBe on the winning team meat
>>62612628Its net profitable, buying back liabilities is balance sheet neutral, this is not complicated finance but for some reason it has confused everyone on biz
>>62612649Buy n hold/smg/ hates when you do this because half of the people posting are jews who never want retail to make money
>>62612635maybe his face is mangled. if my face was all mangled and shit I would be on TV every single day just ranting about how much I hate kikes
>>62612594I cant respect a man whos ever had a dick in his mouth, how am I supposed to take him seriously???
>>62612657I'm basically 50% S&P500 and 50% cash. This is dumb. But I also want to buy a house within a year.
Why don’t the jews just say he’s dead? Onus would be on them to put him out there to disprove it, by all accounts he’s a cripple at minimum
>nowsbomboclaaaaat batty boy
>>62612654Lol
>>62612659He seems like one of those boring gay guys that just finds women gay and just plays chess with dudes after a mild frotting session and watching his port go up.
Financiers are just mad there is less juicy paper available so they are telling their golems to say it is bad in the press
>>62612656>yields hit 2007 levels>orange nigger president is chimping out indefinitely and shilling bitcoins>emergency buybacks to calm fear>oil still pumping>boats still burning>do no notice things goyimhow much do they pay you?
stupid market can't even make up it's fucken mind boss
Opa we are back.Pump more litle Moderna pump more.
>>62612671Nobody was talking about that stuff on the riviera
I bought TLT puts kek
>>62612670The market is holding politicians hostage, which means the rich do it. Everybody puts his money into the market, that creates the illusion that when the market is doing good you're also doing somewhat good. So when the market dumps because something doesn't happen that the rich want, also all the small people, the mass, get mad as they are losing their 2% on their $50 and that's how you manipulate democracy even better, because the people hate losing their "hardearned" money, so they will so they will vote against you if you don't please the rich that pump and dump the market at will.
Someone is trying to make damn sure the $SPY stays above the $766 price level. This guy is probably out of cash by now so just dump on him with all you've got boss.
It's pretty boring when nothing happens. But then you have to realize they're printing money, so if nothing happens but you are investing, then it will eventually beat inflation.
>>62612441the faggots are losing
I am the boss of this thread
>>62612690ok boss
>>62612690
>>62612692*opens a can of tuna*
>>62612695>12pbtid
>>62612688Baby dont talk about the nasdaq that way :O
okay soSince this is a reverse head and shouldersDaddy then needs it to complete the patternAnd shoot the fuck up to ATH again
>Oil futures curve
Slurpan some WMT?
>>62612696But most of my posts are useless shit so they should each count as 0.333 of a post
>long GBPJPY>hits my SL and signals short>short GBPJPY >rallies on retard strength>now down another $50 on my forex account from $100Probably kills it for the year, I put $200 in at the start of the year.Also my WMT leaps are a flop despite buying ITM, I bought 10 more shares though
>>62612699Months later I still can't believe this photo is real. We are living in a crazy timeline.
>>62612704>Yen is in freefall>Long Yenlmao
>>62612705His theatrics and demeanor are hilarious
>>62612712People keep forgetting he made George Soros rich
>>62612690I nominate this anon for boss of this thread
>>62612704how much leverage are you using?
>>62612712the custom made Chevron suit and Texaco hat are going to be in the smithsonian museum in the future
>>62612717So you're saying long the smithsonian?
>>62612716what does it matter, it's FX. It's what people like to trade that think they could trade.
>>62612715nice. I will nominate you next thread
>>62612706SURELY WE MUST BE REACHIGN THE BOOTOM SOON
$SPY $766 is like the Alamo, and that dude trying to hold the price abovie $766 is like Davey Crockett Boss.
>>62612717right beside that flute that lizzo played
>>62612724You trying to plow someone's ass?Because I'm not into that at all.
>>62612725Gitmo
>>62612551You can shut the fuck up now.
position in SIC (Tema Power Semiconductor ETF) added
>>62612721yes (this commentary is for entertainment purposes) (this is not financial advice) (this commentary is not responsible for your financial decisions and outcome) (this commentary is final and non-negotiable) (this commentary has a cash value of 0.0000001 of a cent USD).
>>62612648Bussyant penetrates the strait with no oil?
>>62612706Long Iraqi Dinars, easy x1000
>>62612731That's cool bro. Wait until you get fucked from both sides by the strengthening dollar, and sky high fuel prices.
>>62612620 Kek
>>62612727I wouldn't have been so upset about this incident if she played that flute upside down doing a hand stand. If she did that I would respect it. But no she didn't do that.
>>62612722indeed, it is irrelevant. im just curious about how FX degens incinerate their money in a matter of seconds to minutes
>>62612739think those Boomers an hero'd?
>>62612738Oh you're talking about the strait. There he's using his martial arts skills.
>>62612745Why so mad? It won't the first time a negress manhandled George Washington's flute I guarantee you that
>>62612742this is why I got out of minors on the pump. The last 3 months were brootal and gold is like a shitcoin the way it runs 10% and then violently reverses back down
>>62612752I just wanted to see someone play the flute upside down while doing a hand stand
>>62612751I understand why he says jiujitsu, because he's gay like jiujitsu but I think that's akido that uses the opponents own thing against them
>>62612754I bought some JDST to hold for 6 weeks. Shit's easy.
>>62612745>>62612727Couldn't they have gotten a pretty negressDame Actabola Mgongo of Nigeria, member of the British peerage or something?
>>62612752KEK based George
>>62612757yeah aikido is the gay fake martial arts where the opponent has to do a back flip to make it look like the thing works
>>62612723>
>>62612763Ah yes the traditional feather nigger name of Polly cooper I tell you what these kikes have some talent to make their globohomo nonsense endlessly revolting, just when you thought it couldn't get worse
>all my hedges are up bigly>so is my NOKA little confusing today.
>>62612751This is blueish because if Irans stocks go down due to being unable to sell oil the american stocks go up because where else is the money going?Things go up because there's nowhere else to go
>>62612769What do you think needs to be done about the Polly Cooper question boss?
>breaking news Zuckerberg said he prioritized growth of his company over thinking about how online bullying impacts kids>niggerdump violently 20% because you need to put a timelimit on Instagram scrolling or some shit that takes like 2 seconds and 0 dollars to implementthe market is efficient
>>62612773How is online bullying a problem? Like just call them names back or turn off the monitor boss?
Here comes the fucking return of Davey Crockett boss.
>>62612772I'll tell you what needs to be done, something needs to be done that's what. Polly cooper needs to play a little dirty on my flute maybe that'll help
>Tech down 2,83% on the week>SPX -1,39%It's literally only tech and it's fuckin retarded
>>62612773Donald promised to outlaw cyberbullying and he has not come through...
>>62612773When do I get to sue the Internet for getting me addicted to porn at 11?
stocks beat rocks but do they beat bitcoin?
>He bought a stock after it had a 150%+ run up in a single day
>>62612803KYS
>>62612800>compare 100 dollars of assets>but then include all the divvies from SP500 for 98 years reinvested>the others only 100 dollars>even bonds you don't include yield reinvestedincredibly fake and gay chart friendo
should've bought some leddit puts when i had the chance
>>62612800if you bought bitcoin and the index on the day when we bombed Iran the first time your index position would be okay, but your bitcoin position would be fucking you in the ass boss.
>>62612800So that means stocks only go up 4.9% per year.
I'm nervous about the new iPhone guys. Greedy wall street bankers made rams too expensive. Should I be buying the model 17 today at $800 or risk the 18 coming out at $2,800? This shit is so stressful bros
Donald Trump making the market great again. He my president. He my friend.
>>62612811Uhh if you don't have the latest iPhone women will get the ick, what are you broke?Sent from my android
I'm going to be out of pocket for a little bit, so I've appointed >>62612812 as the new baker because this poster is based and he is my friend boss.
>>62612811My phone is 10 generations old
>>62612803Smart money is not buying this yet, too many unknowns and no real money. It’s bear fagging now.
Fucking oil
>>62612811Buy it now pay later.
every time the government has tried to suppress the price of a commodity it backfired and shot up even more. why does bussy think this time with oil will be any different
AMD is crabbing really hard. Makes me sceptical on slurping.
I just took a nasty dump that could peel paint off the walls because I had a milkshake yesterday
>>62612811The iphone 18 will be more expensive, there is not even doubt.
such a good year to be an oiler
>>62612834>commodityits not just commodities. every problem in the world is US government infinite printing Jew shit>why is healthcare so expensivegovernment>why is college so expensivegovernment>why is real estate so expensivegovernment>why is everyone doing fentanylgovernment>why does AIDS existgovernment>why is energy expensivegovernment>why are there so many Indians everywheregovernment>why is everyone on SSRISgovernment>why is everyone fatgovernment>why are niggers so uppitygovernment
>>62612834Watch and learn the power of gay sex
I am officially shorting all ai stocks and qqq
>>62612854Based
>>62612854Thanks for the bottom signal, I'm leveraging up here
>>62612856based on what?
>>62612860cringe
Slurped 3 AMDs, fuck it.
I've lost all my fucking money. All of it.
HELLOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO CAN WE FUCKIN BREAK DOWN ALREADY
>>62612742Ok when they continue to post millions in retained earnings due to aisc still being half of gold's price I'll remember the "strengthening dollar".
damn niggerI bought bitcoin right at the bottom below 60kit's only 4% of my portfolio, and it's moving my whole portfolio dragging this bitch green
Moderna is having a fireslae right now.Its never gonna be this cheap again.
>>62612602Are they set up a Klarna account for the national debt?
>>62612870no you won't, I'ma post my return on JDST in 6 weeks, and you'll be nowhere to be found because you're one of those anonymous faggots who won't even accept criticism for being wrong boss.
>>62612865You look pretty smug, considering what happened.
>>62612811I have a Pixel 6 I think, that's like 6 years old or something, imagine being this desperate over a 2800 phone
yen carry trade is over, were full porting 15x leverage short positions on BAKA, SOXX, AMD and AVGO. t. insider
space baggies how we feeling
>>62612875>immediately shits to new lowsif you are going to DCA your bags I wouldn't start buying until like 85 dude
>>62612886I'm hodling man its gonna go down and up but in 3 years its gonna be a 10x minimum
Klarnabros I don't think I can FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
>>62612879And you are what? A named character on an Indonesian shoe shining board with plot armor? Get over yourself.
>>62612891Im riding it to @12. Its only a 3 dollar drop thats nothing for me. Not even my biggest bags desu.
>>62612894>And you are what?Just a JDST investor who's done trying to convince you that you're going to watch your unrealized gains disappear boss.
kevin please.....
>have no stake whatsoever in Klarna>following it out of morbid curiosity
>>62612869Tomorrow
>>62612896>portfolio of huge bagsmy reddest position is -3% on META and I want to personally curb stomp Zuckerberg for being such a faggot I'm fucking malding right nowyou guys just lose money and buy dogshit on a regular basis?
>tfw youre Scott Bussyant at this very moment
Everything is dead. Who the fuck gives a fuck about AI or the future of anything?Just scam and put your money in other peoples hands. The fuck you going to do anyways?
>>62612891How much did you buy? I slurped some meme amount but people here sound like they went half port into that thing.
>>62612894>Get over yourselfwas almost convinced you really knew who you were talking to there for a sec
Saw this on the road through Nashville. Bull signal if I ever saw one. Great time to buy INTC!
Fuck this market and fuck those korean zipperheads ruining my gains.
>>62612906I fuckin hate it so much that it takes an eternity to go down, but pumps like a fuckin retard 140 points in one day for no reason early august.
>>62612907Well its small positions. Most of my stuff is boring safe etfs. The rest is my meme plays. I posted my Klarna bags already its like 2000 euros.
>>62612913Well I'm exaggerating for comedic effect, I got in at 15,56 with 10k. I'll cut my bags if it goes bad enough. It "shouldn't" go lower than 12.
>>62612901>Investor>2x Bear ETFOk man good luck.
>>62612910my name isn't Timmy, so I'm going to do something
>>62612919Fuck forgot the pic.
Up 0.3 percent.
>>62612773this represents like a trillion dollars in mcap just casually lost because of screen limits o algo
>>62612825smart money are the insider traders like trump who bought MRNA months ago>>62612834playing double's advocate it probably boils down to them thinking they can ramp up production. Trump is stupid for shitting on WFH though.
>>62612930down 0.07 percent.
>>62612928but the guy is bald so it's bearish
>>62612924Damn. I only got like $3k of that thing, similar entry point. There was a guy who got calls for 10k the day before the report so I can never be sure who's shitposting or not. Probably fully liquidated and hanging on a rope by now (bought with Klarna ofc).
>>62612930Down 0.15% certain stocks have touched green before dipping back down
Scott,I've lost almost 500 dollars.How could you scott. How could you.
>>62612920>one theory is that the Vietnamese were so called because their heads would split open in zipper-like fashion if they were shot in the right way>another is that zipper-like tracks would be left on them if they were run over by jeeps or tanks.
>>62612942what do you have against baldies?
Does Bessent bottom or top?
>>62612846"Government" being Jews
>>62612962Their heads looks bearish that's all. Things slide off of them. You gotta have a spiky Goku haircut to be truly bullish.
>>62612924You’re investing in a fucking company giving money to broke ass people. As we are on the cusp of a massive credit event and about to enter recession. Are you mad.
Big money is trying to scare off the paper hands.In this house we hold.
>>62612953embrace the suck
>>62612894he's the big d, he hasa gook wife
Alright, I'm up 10% all time and have 15% of it in cash. Slowly breaking even and selling.
>>62612972Imagine the smell.
>>62612948>>62612978I know full well it is gamble but truth is that they have beat expectations every time thus far, hence a rebound being fully possible.
>>62612751this was misinterpreted. they are using smuggled Iranian oil for gay orgies. this way the mullahs are directly aiding in sodomy.
>>62612986When credit tightens. It will fucking IMPLODE.
>>62612978We can get out with nice profit still.The market can stay euphoric longer than reality.Crisis are always more far away than it seems.
>>62612978>As we are on the cusp of a massive credit event and about to enter recession
>>62612986>we lost less money than we projected we were going to lose>beat expectations>best case scenario>oopsie we actually lost more money than we thought we were going to lose but here is a cool dance
I want to buy SOCL (social media etf) because it's down a lot but should do well over time, but of course there's a new EU law that europoors aren't allowed to buy ETFs unless they provide documentation in my local microlanguage only spoken by a few million... And there is no european ucits equivalent for this theme.To top it off we're not even in the EU. Their faggotry just applies to us any way because of corrupt cunts in government willing to do literally anything to receive a sinecure or other favors from EU
>>62612992And that "when" is anybody's guess and I'm betting on getting out with profit before it happens, simple ass.
>>62612977oh maybe that's why i'm fucked (not in a good way)
>>62612978We're not having a massive credit event until I pay off my 100k of credit card debt I guarantee it
finna dump on yo broke azz
moex is dropping again
>>62613000why do you feel compelled to tip Jews to buy META and GOOGL for you? everything else in the ETF is dogshit>RDDT>Tencent>Spotify>Match>0.65 expense ratiodogshit
>>62612996The dance was cringe but I'm not Klarna's target audience so maybe it does work on poorfags who like to spend borrowed money. Every company keeps doing these nigga dance ads.
>>62612953Buy silver and mining accessories
This one time, in this (1) one instance I will offer clemency Scott.Perhaps you are having a bad day, these things happen.But no longer.DUMP THE GOLD SCOTT. I AM GROWING IMPATIENT.
>>62613016I've made good money buying hated industries and waiting for sentiment to turn. It's safe and more convenient to buy them in an etf wrapper that handles everything for me. Also includes a lot of stocks I can't buy. Plus alpha is 90% sector/factor
>>62613022It's over, anime girl. I read your post in the voice of Marge Simpson. No one will take you seriously now.
>>62613005I have a head full of hair but buzzcut it once a year for summer so I can be bearish for one half of a year and bullish for the other. Pic related is my selfie.
>>62613021no
>>62613017there are like 2400 companies on the NYSE and you picked a predatory loan company that makes zero money and their business model is just giving free shit to niggersI get it... its hard... like atleast 50% of the 2400 companies are scams but you could atleast dogpile one of the other 1200 scam companies there has to be a better one... pick some obscure money laundering Chinese ticker or just throw random money at biotech shitcoins or literally fucking anything else nigger like wtf are you doing
>>62613032in case somebody wants the transparent
>>62613035Klarna is like 2% of my port. The rest of my folio is regular companies, save for one coal mine stinker that's another 2% but I don't talk about that.
>>62613038nobody wants this crap
>>62613042you forgot to say boss at the end
>>62613042ok boss
>>62613042Idk, Judge Frenn is aight.
>>62613048boss*
>>62613044I only call people who are neutral to good posters boss, the guy who makes The Reddit frog stupid ass AI pictures doesn't get to be called boss anymore. Thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62613023like 50% of my port at any given time is just buying lows of shit that is being raped at the moment>AVGO>NCLH>META>UNHbut I never feel the need to tip Jews for scam ETFs, buy Chinese shit or cringe retard tickers
>>62613040Klarna's not a regular company? What's irregular about it?
>>62612637Amen, RIProduct display quick™
Slowly getting unraped, might even turn green
>>62613052Only my president Trump gets to thank me for my attention to a matter, but thanks anyway.
>>62613030Im 3 for 4 this week and up bigly this week and not even wrong yet.I'm pissed he's taking so long.What the fuck is he doing pumping two alternative terminal reserve currencies at once. Iranians are a bunch of drugdealers and 1/5 uses bitcoin as their money, and Don pumped that too, when they're trying to sow discontent and force a revolt.How does making poors richer in the country you are besieging force a revolt.Gay.DUMP IT SCOTT
>>62613056Well regular companies evaluate risk properly, and create profits. I don't think Klarna does either of these things boss.
>>62613056It's chart is quite irregular with all the cliffs there.
How long until oil reserves run out, physical reality stops being denied and oil pamps to the stratosphere?
we need a mega cuts pump soon
>>62613062You're welcome for thanking me regarding my thanks to you for your attention to the matter of not calling that guy boss anymore boss.
>The nation's largest retailer earned $6.4 billion in net income in the three months ending July 31, thanks to strong online spending and a massive $2.9 billion tariff refund, the largest yet reported.
It's pretty funny once (You) get the money
>tariff refundsThe (((Trump))) administration is a joke
>>62613076>still 40 p/e after giga dump>cant have self checkout because nigger theft is at all time highimagine investing in a company that just lets black people steal steaks for like 10 years before they decide they should do something about it
>>62613064>Iranians are a bunch of drugdealers and 1/5 uses bitcoin as their moneyI thought they use Niggercoin as money in Iran
>>62612684i don't think you could sound more poor if you tried. what's your net worth like 5k?
>>62612633Stop looking at it so longingly then.
The semi trade and its consequences have been disastrous for qqq
>>62613092wtf do you have eyes in your back? How could you tell?
Βοught the WMT bottom, already up 1%.
>>62613089You didn't say I was wrong
>>62613106he said it after he turned his mic off
The next candle on the $SPY is going to be one of them double dollar dumpers boss.
>>62613070China has secret reserves so no one knows
>>62613104I did warn you the other day.
>>62613104You only bought the local bottom. You forgot about the regional bottom coming up next.
your argument was >elites control the world financial systemno shit. you think anyone here doesn't understand that?
>>62612886queasy. Id like to see alot more circular financing before next week please.
Went ahead and slurped more SOXL while it was below 120. Nvida earnings are next week and Broadcom the next, I feel like we're not going to sink much further or crab much longer.
So I was right, why are you making it look like you disagree
alright that's it. I'm gay now.
>>62613147HEY EVERYBODY!!! THIS GUY IS GAY!!!!#Boss
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>>62613070At the current rate, never. According to the EIA, US total reserves are basically standing still. Government reserves are dropping slightly, commercial reserves are increasing slightly.However, this situation is not going to last. The war in the Middle East is likely going to escalate, because Iran is not likely to stand still and passively accept Trump's slow salami slicing strategy.
>>62613157sorry wrong thread. I have 10 4chan tabs on right now.
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>>62613147you are the boss gay boss
>>62613031This is a pig that looks like it would fuck a man's daughter.
>>62613169ok
>>62612375Niggerjew OPPrevious>>62611653>>62610345
