Friday EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62615486
Incredibly based OP
>>62616591>>62616591>>62616591>>62616591real thread you guys are posting in a fake (and gay) thread. everyone who posts below this post is a queer and/or homosexual. thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>Now THIS is shitposting...
>>62616664genuinely kill yourself
>gdxu at 180 bucksMy absolute negrolicious favorite part of the market is that I can hold shit for weeks while it slowly pumps painfully and lazily like a black man and then as soon as I sell 3% in profit that's where the miners begin to not only outperform, but gold also starts to outperform and pump back to ath.Like it will always just wait for you to sell. I don't know if its psychological "all the weak hands have gotten out so now it's free to pump!" but it definitely feels like I'm being targeted. Would have been up like 1200 bucks.
posting in a REAL /smg/ thread
Real bake for real nigguhz
>>62616671I’m holding these bags. My buy in was $40/shareDebating when to unload them. Seems like KVEIN is fumbling the bag down at the FED.
As a CRCL bagholder my time is soon coming
>>62616671Patented goyfucking algos.
OPEX, the bane of my trading
>fuck semiconductors I guessWhy?
>>62616683>>62616681
>APPour MSFT turn around arc will start soon.. surely
All my bobo nigger stocks are pumping>NRGU>GDXU>TECS>AMFNwhew lad
bought three (3) NCLH calls expiring EOY
snd
Copper miner brothers - we're so back.
they rugged chips. now they pump shitcoins. goyim retards will fomo shitcoins at new highs and then they will dump on them and they will rebuy chips.this market has been so fucking easy to trade boss... not going to lie I might end up having my best year ever if it keeps being this easy
Bump
will buy fat nigger (ticker FATN) calls too simply because another anon shilled it and the chart looks bullishi have no idea what this company does
>>62616683>>62616681Haha>the thing that posts big profits just crabs, forever>the thing that hypothetically could do a thing in 5 years if the FDA didn't reject their thing is pumping endlesslyIt's just a totally fake fucking market and they're not even trying to hide it anymore.Which makes me feel like the next few months is probably a top before another Trump Patented -25% selloff because he throws a tantrum about something.
Lose your shirt Friday?
>>62616713Kek
>>62616713Snowbunnies, probably..
>>62616719>>62616721sad news, apparently fat nigger (ticker FATN) doesn't have options yetwill buy shares instead
>>62616713>owners are both jeetsHard pass for me bruh
>>62616671Realistically, what are the chances of it hitting those winter highs again?
>>62616734>Company owned by Jeets>Called "Fatpipe">either they are embellishing or naming parts of fixtures they are unfamiliar withSigns are bearish...
OPEX niggers.
>>62616681Is OPEX today? Seems pretty mellow.Why is nothing happening?
>>62616753>nothing happeningI'm up 1.28% today unleveraged boss and most of it realized
>>62616736Now that I sold? Probably like 99%.
>>62616753This seems to be what usually happens. Unusual moves all week into a hard algorithmic crab on the actual day
>>62616762yeah me too (unrealized) and 80% of my portolio are ETFs
>>62616748Saar, putting food where toilet witch lives is bad karma. Redeem the cheerios from the bowl benchod!
>stock starts up green as fuck>now red by 1.7%Just fucking kill me.
My data center stocks are eating shit for no reason. I still have faith they will go back close to ath. Might take some time.
I don't even care anymore.
The age of technology is over. The age of boomer stocks has begun.
>>62616762>unleveraged
>full blown provincial uprisingIf they don’t open the vault and use it to buy treasuries and slaughter the crowd, it’s actually joever. There isn’t any more room to underestimate shit or coddle our imperial posetssions.Cut the fucking retarded crypto and twitter shit and get serious.
>>62616778anyone that keeps images like this is NGMI
>>62616772>Toilet witchLEL
kek bussy keeping oil down but gas and diesel pump
>>62616789>get seriousthat's your problem boss.. you are worried about the real world. you don't even have to participate in the real world. its like that movie The Matrix boss. once you learn that everything is fake and gay you can troon out and dodge bullets or whatever
Gonna V? Really? Seriously?
>>62616797please refer to >>62616377
Berkshire will outlive us all.
>>62616650I'm thinking about buying some UVV shares, they have plummeted so much but also they have been around forever, and the dividends look sweet, not to mention they have been around forever, As I see them now they're uber cheap. Worst case scenario a recession will keep wagies smoking for a while so it works as a defensive stock.
>>62616671This is why when you think you've waited long enough, you need to wait even longer. Smart money is now selling their leveraged plays in gold and miners. Long calls and GDXU profits are being taken.Me, I'm waiting for the pullback to go long with some short puts.
"Coins"? If you say so, just leave the printout on my desk. Let's talk it over Monday 10am sharp. Don't work too hard now, take Lisa out tonight why don't ya.
>>62616801i could kick my own ass for not buying when I was 7 back in '89the fuck was I thinking
>>62616801Kek
oh it's comingIT'S COMING
I'm heading over to the hotdog cart what y'all want? Ketchup fags can get fucked
>>62616801>>62616811He's an alien.
>>62616809>7 in '89How much is your net worth now?What do I have to look forward to anon?
>MU
>SNB’s Tschudin: SNB Would Cut Rates Below 0% If Inflation Required It - fuckin switzerland
>>62616829I don't even care about net worth any more I honestly just want to lose my virginity maybe at least
>>62616800This seems accurate, t-b-q-h-f-a-m. It seems that nothing will be allowed to happen until the whole thing blows up again.
This food in Finland literally got me shitting out my ass multiple times a day wtf I thought this was a white country
>>62616812oh shit good thing>we are going to outgrow it is the current meme and supported by earnings (that are fake and gay but that doesn't matter)people were shilling the shiller back when QQQ was higher and earnings were lower. I feel like no one ever updates the chart they just use the one that looks the spookiest that has been posted for months and months
>>62616812that chart looks like we have another 3x to go
>>62616812If only Dwyer were still around to give us the true rundown
>>62616837>white countryThat's why it's so bad
>>62616797
>>62616797>>62616800>>62616377Iranians want to end it while they are winning too.
>>62616812>IT NEVER STOPS COOMING>ANY DAY IT WILL COOM
>>62616837Really? I remember their reindeer meat was pretty good, but to be fair I almost only ate reindeer meat for the 2 weeks I was in there since I don't trust that haplogroup with almost any kind of food.
Is Walmart a good buy now?
>>62616846>Irish stewFirst of all, ALL of the stew in Ireland is Irish.Second, that's literally beef stew with mashed potatoes in it, what's bad about that?Pierogi is just potatoes and meat in dough. Not even gross meat either. Neither of these belong on this list.
>>62616812>Wall Street Crash was around 33 P/E>Dotctom around 45 P/EWell clearly we're going to 55 P/E. We still have 10 more P/E to go.
>>62616850Reindeer burgers are so good man. Reindeer meat is like the best parts of venison and beef put together.
>>62616850Actually all I've eaten in europe is McDonald's. I did notice that the only brown people I've seen in Finland are the delivery drivers
Klarnabros. They laughed at us, but who is laughing now huh?
>>62616773>what is a rug pull
>>62616829ballpark around 1.1 million, 1.4ish with house(USD). I'm not a big enough fag to worry about it, i do the math every now and then to see where I am at
>>62616835Just be one of those balding gen x dads who gets married to a japanese girl in your late 40s.
next week
>>62616837shitting a lot is good because it clears your bowls or algor>>626168481) this jewish war did not have to happen2) neither side has benefited from it except israel3) if the war continues the economies of the US, china, russia, iran and europe will all be trashman.jpg'd
>>62616869>Klarnaunethical company
>>62616875I do business with some of those companies!
>>62616877I don't have the bowel movement map. Italy is leading on it I think. But it's probably entirely made up.
>>62616875Woodside, Nvidia, Salesforce, crowdstrike and a bunch of total garbage.
Yet another day of solid gains for ADBE chads.
>>62616879I tried to do business with BBY a couple weeks back, but they didn't have what I wanted in store. So I just did business with AMZN instead
>>62616874Literally how???
>>62616885
>>62616881>a handful of good names, and a bunch of garbageSounds like every earnings week.
>>62616897>driving a computer
>>62616848Tehran has been ahead since the thing started. They will continue to be ahead as long as it continues because all they have to do is bunker down while we shoot multi-million dollar rockets and missiles and bombs until we run out.
>>62616904you don't drive your puter anon? how do you get around?
>>62616906>When your enemies kill you, you win!Shut the fuck up trudeau
>>62616897Bro don't be raising any glasses before driving a school bus.
>>62616923anons really need to study the Iran-Iraq war (it's fucking nuts).Iran is not going to crack.
>>62616797How do I invest in your male to female transition?
>>62616923There is more to war than blowing people up, bossBlowing people up is a means to achieve one's objectives. All Iran needs to do is hold out to achieve theirs.US needs Iranian capitulation, which is not achievable in the near term, boss.
>>62616897>work for 20+ years in IT>still not retiredHow is that even possible?
>>62616939Where do Iran and Russia even get semiconductor components and rocket fuel? Their boss wants them fighting and are waiting for an opportunity to another war.
BOBROSEMERGENCY MEETING!!!1!
>>62616956unironically probably Israel (they fund Hamas after all)>gotta keep things hot you know
>>62616951bro bought a leveraged crypto ETF and a house
>>62616950Yea bro just two more weeks and the west will fall because 18,000% of the world's oil has to pass through the hormussy or else
I had two women thirsty texting me this morning and then said we would meet after work today. I ordered a bottle of monkey shoulder and had to suck that off instead. Short all women, even chinese women. They are all the same
>>62616972>80% of 5HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT
>>62616972>traffic flowing freely through th Hormussy
My entire X is just crypto faggots sucking the tip of Trump off.Noone cares about your RP money bro
>>62616982No
this is boringthe dips don't dip much these daysthe pumps don't pump much either
>>62616972Single digit crossings
GENMF anon reporting in.I recently reentered this junior. Pic is their NAV estimate, you can see current copper price is not even in the table. tldr if you think commodity cycle will continue buy this company.
pic my money where my mouth is
>>62616991A 2% dip follows a 2% pump and then follows 4-6 hours of crabbing.
All me stocks are up 100% these past few years. I dont want to sell because then Ill lose my trophy case I look at each morning
>>62616977>Women show interest and suggest meeting>Get drunk insteadBased but I'm concerned that these are not the actions of a healthy well adjusted person. Was there a typo here? Or did you simply have no interest in the women to begin with?
>>62616997>>62616999you shilled this a year ago and it went nowhere. what's different this time?
>Gold>Silver>Bonds>BTC>SPY>Gas>Beefhave we entered the everything bull?
>>62616880Kek, it's UNESCO sites.
>>62617004"I had to order a bottle of scotch and suck that off instead" - had to, instead implies that something didnt happen (the dates with women) because otherwise it would imply somehow that I had a psychological need for alcohol and that somehow the potential dates with women caused it. Which I guess is true too in a roundabout way. Sorry to break it to you anon, you're autistic. Make sure to go to friend camp
Kioxia hasn't really ate shit today, but it's not making me feel good either.
>>62617009SPY/GOLD is dropping
>>62617009No, the dollar is bearish
>>62617004the problem is posting about it online, otherwise it's based
>>62616846Was rooster testicle stew a possible option?
>>62616837white people do not make good food except for southern u.s whites and Mediterraneans, but you weird supremacists don’t consider them white unless you are Mediterranean
>>62616972This is typical shitter MAGAt cope. Traffic is still down BIGLY. They got ten ships fleeing through with shit between their legs, what a W! We're almost 5% at status quo ante.
>>62617019Sucking off anything isn't healthy behavior for man anon. The women must have sensed your homosexuality
Wtf is going on with Uranium?
are we in a bear market for greater Israel?
>>62617007it's up about 50+% from when I shilled it here first. you can verify this in chan archives. got any actual good-faith questions or?
>>62616846Swedish blood pudding is tasty af
>He didn't buy GRRR
>>62617032Autism isnt healthy either anon
>>62616846Pretty sure there's no fucking greek food called aftokollo. Is this a troll map?
Fucking hell.Just got home from work to see my Tesla stocks are stonking.Bought in at $322. Was thinking it will go to $400+ again though in the coming weeks.What do you think I should do bro's?..sell now or hold out for bigger gains?
>>62617041>Ultra realistic frog>Cartoon pizza
>>62617047Yeah, seems to be wrong. It's bad AI. I don't know that either.
>>62617050>He doesn't eat 2D PizzaNGMI
>>62617046My autism keeps me from consuming drugs and alcohol and on a regular workout schedule sounds like a you problem
>>62617046Autism creates specialists. Medicine wouldnt exist without autists
Cocksuckers nuked my thread, and now I have to post with all of you faggots boss.
>>62617063Nope. this is my one thread per month I post in. Now Im leaving
>>62617019I'm well aware of my autism, thanks. But I'm not so far gone as to be without friends. Like minded gentlemen are coming over tonight to play Magic the Gathering in my man cave tonight.
>>62617063Discontent with ruining his own thread, the parasitic Baggler destroys a rival thread out of pure envious spite and jealousy.
what happened to the V?!
Spy bear trap?
>>62617063Oh my dear Baggie.Tis a pityThou art a faggie.
>>62616972stop spreading anti-semitic propaganda. please
>>62617037flat from the start of october of 25 when you shilled it and I bought a small bag until this recent pump to .8 during the last few weeks. it was a genuine question, what is different this time?
>>62617077They fix spy and nsadaq which are seedy to be pulped
>>62617073Baggie showed up and ruined everything
Haters gonna hate, but I just made some serious bank on that #G_dCandle #Boss
Just sold my Tesla stocks anyway.Thanks for your help dickheads.
Well it looks like it's time for FAN CASH FRIDAY boss.
>>62617087>>62617079>jew won't fuck off and let people enjoy their dayIt's in his DNA to fucking ruin everything and be as big of an annoyance as possible
>nows
Smiggers are gonna be real sore that they didn't buy GRRR on Monday after their earnings :3
>>62617106Lmao he is literally meIt's about time we got representation in Hollywood
>>62617086lmao what a catty woman tier headline.
>>62617033https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxf1ZP0vW7A&list=RDUxf1ZP0vW7A
Klarna already recovering kekBuy now if you dont want to be left behind by us the Klarna Marines.
that WMT dip and slurp just earned me enough money to splurg at the local sports bar tonight.
>>62617115>He didn't learn the first timelmao, were you dropped on your head as a child boss?
My dad works at the money printer, he says we're all gonna be winning very soon.
I fudded SOXL for months but I bought today at 118.Citadel said they are finished selling bags. Line should go up bigly next week atleast leading up to niggervideo earnings. My crystal ball cant see further than that
>>62617123>Situational Awareness>Was not situationally aware
>>62617120ProssiblyCant remember.what i do know is you have to be a litle crazy to make it in this market.
>>62617129Well we all know I have a little crazy in me to make it in this market. See you at the top boss.
>>62617122I think what happened was a gorby move, like with perrastroyka and glasnost (however you spell that)They thought that it would work like guidance but the second they admitted the need and introduced a small quantum of reality, the spell was broken and it just totally blew the fuck out. Gold, BTC, Silver, etcThey had a chance last night but didn’t realize the danger or how invincible a psychological crowd feels itself to be with numbers unless nipped in the bud.It is a shame they didn’t take things more seriously. Had they really put the smackdown on, the crowd might have scattered.
Now is the time to long minors
>>62617122soulja boy rapping to rick and morty
>>62617133this is the most reddit post I have seen all fucking day boss
>>62617137shut the fuck up faggler
>>62617137which is funny because i dont browse reddit, thats a lie i always go to gonewild and ratemyboobs
>>62617144Next he's going to say some fag shit about how you're jealous or he doesn't care
>>62617137why do you have a trip code? I never see you provide alpha or do anything unique. You just say stupid things
>>62617150
Ns and Js
>DRIP>FIRE>DINK>HENRY
>>62617144Why don't you go suck a dick or something, stupid haters always jealous of Big_D boss.
>>62617153Everyone here genuinely hates him and he refuses to leave. He's also an unironic pedophile jew, no joke. These threads are objectively better when he's not here with his gay little "boss" meme or fucking up on AMD earnings calls>>62617157>>62617148Yeah see
Dead threadDead market
>>62617153My use of a tripcode goes back to an argument I had with someone in 2017. This poster said they have seen plenty of tripcodes come and go, and that I would be gone just like the rest of them. So I called him a faggot and told him I'm never leaving. So here we are almost 10 years later and I'm still here boss.
The market is over-owned.
Whatever happened to Scoops? Does he work for big AI now?
>>62617164weird flex but okay
>>62617164>is a total faggot out of spite and won't fuck offThe biggest jew that has ever existed on this board
>>62617153Also, I refuse to post any alpha because I don't want to give the haters any free alpha boss.
>>62616977>thirsty textingThat’s your problem. Sounds like you’re playing with whores. I’ve never had a long term relationshit start off that way. If you want something long term those are slow burns and take months to build up. If you’re not looking for something serious and just whoring around, like ok that’s cool too, but then you should get used to the ghosting and flaking, that’s part and parcel of the territory.
>>62617164You will be gone the moment i close the tab, faggot.
>>62617107yes sir GRRR is the most needful company and the same
Nearly sent this file to a business partner just now. Ironically about placing an order, kek
>>62617164The same flex DarksydePhil makes. Pigroach bitch. I bet you spend all your shit on gacha games too.
first of all, financially speaking, make soxl go up.now on to amsterSCAMterrible weather, ugly women, bland yucky food, everyone rides bikes but not cool like hipsters or the lycra fitness people, more like chinese peasants, most people are old and overweight and look like they are rejects from the marshmallow factory, and everyone seems autistic, but again, not the cool autism like i have, the eats boogers and reads comic books autism. DO NOT COME HERE. i suppose i came here for a reason, to pay respects to anne frank and take mushrooms, but that can be done in a day, i have a week in this nightmare and i don't know how i'm going to make it through
>want more $>only to buy more stocksFuck this is addiction isn't it?
It sure would be a shame if someone had shorted gold. Surely nobody did that though.
>>62617164tldr
>>62617177Heh, we're all addicted to something.
>>62616875Thank you earningsanon>grrr monday after closeAw shit, either we moon to 30 or dump back down to 10
>>62617178no, nobody did that
>>62617175>DarksydePhilI beat that guy in a Marvel 2 tournament when I was like 13 years old boss.
>>62617170Hey baggler give some alpha on >>62616977Would you fuck a chink whore? Financially speaking is that good or bad?
>>62617187No idea if that's even possible, jews historically have microscopic genitals
