OPEN UP THE CASINO Edition >Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62621001
nvda earnings this week. I dont even wanna know ngl
>What will markets do next week?>>picrel, last week's results>>link, next week's pollfag>>https://strawpoll.com/B2ZB9lJqEgJhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5XR48KLE8I
>>62623002just assume it'll moon. AI is all they have now.
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>>62623002It will be fine. :)Or maybe it won't? ;)
>get into elevator with two females>they keep giggling and snickering behind my backwhat the fuck is so fucking funny? i hate roasties more than the antichrist
Allatra
>>62623002>Beat>DumpSame old
Gold minors have P/E ratios in teens. Is the gold trade still uncrowded? Are people lethargic and expect it to go back to 3k or something? Is there something I'm missing? Why is noone buying them minors?
>>62623033Minors and oil are inversely correlated for obvious reasons. But hey, I guess you can buy believing oil will be 50 bucks tomorrow.
>>62623033I would rather buy my own gold mine.
I see 30Y yields are already at pre-intervention levels. Between this and the yen, is Bessent just throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks?
>>62623027She just wants to see your lean hogs
Hairy brown fat Indian pussyUsing muh dividends on Indian whores
>>62623041Trump said they'll shoot the bonds during a military intervention so expect them to be fixed. Praise be to Allah!
soo.... whats going on with memory...?
>>62623014>GRRR monday
>>62623002hedgfunds will be out in full swing dunking EVERY stock in the sector until nvidia publicly states that they are increasing capex and that everything is still going according to the current narrative which is AI is still in high demandand buildout phase
>>62623059forgot the last partafter nvidia re-iterate's that the run is still on the hedgefunds will fuck off and every stock will sky rocketget some money over to your broker and wait for the all day dunk off to snag some discounts
>>62623047Disgusting
>>62623026every time I see this Gavin Baker guy it reminds me of Eric Wareheim from this skit kek
>>62623014I'm bullish for dicks
>>62623007Another case of consensus on /smg/
After data centers there will be a memory selloff again, but this will last for a short time and then robots will be the next squeeze on computer parts. Batteries. Batteries are the tech that makes robots work.
>>62623094>"solid state batteries"that shit pisses me off with how stupid it is
>>626230501k breakout by Friday
I decided to buy some rosemary bread, some roast beef (not great quality, hilt shire farm was all they had at lidl) and some aged cheddar. It cost me about 11 dollars for everything. I would have rather had a big mac desu, but the sandwich was good and I can probably make 3-4 more before I run out of roast beef and I'll still have plenty of cheese and bread.I also made the chink whipped instant coffee. That was pretty good. Didn't used condensed milk though, that sounds pretty fire.
Spent the morning learning about old and new money hubs in America.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U10cOn2veo
It's a shylock summer, goys
>>62623029Isn't that a Ukrainian new age death cult?
>>62623112As long as it wasnt sanka
>>62623119nick puts out alot of good stuff>>62623112i'm gonna make some more butter noodles for the rest of my goulash. undercooked the onions and peppers but worked out good otherwise
>>62623094Which stocks then?
>>62623112Not bad. Did you make a horseradish sandwich sauce?You should try out Texas brisket sandwich and Montreal smoked meat sandwiches next.
>>62623094Humanoid robots are still stuck falling over when walking straight on stage. This has been the case for like 10 years now. Don't think new batteries are gonna fix that.
I feel I'm due a reckoning. If ID is red I sell everything.
>>62623075kek
>>62623041What do you expect from a literally GAY turboretard Soros reject that managed to blew up his fund in the early 2000 shirting oil?I wait, guess wait he's trying to do, fighting his old demons with your tax money. It will end up the exact same way, only biblically worse.Also did I mention he loves taking cocks up the ass?
>>62623092Looks like it's definitely going up
>>62623047Haven't come across any pajeetas on my expeditions
>>62623092reddit ran the numbers
>he didn’t listen
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>>62623027I hate that shit. Happens every time I’m near a group of 2 or more females.It makes you think they’re making fun of you or something.
>>62623142You were saying?
>>62623033Gold mines are not very ESG
>>62623206That one is a fake rescue robot that's actually a combat robot meant to contain nigs during the next Floyd uprising.
Why, why did I have to stay in on the semi picotop and not jump in at semi March bottom? Why did I have to get rugpulled? I was doing so well? And had I had not been rugpulled in March, I'd have done so much better! Aieeeeeee!!!!! Semis will go back up r-right? This isn't another 2022 dump is i-it?
>>62623002Is there really any secrets with this company? They probably have a million analysts on them
>>62623221Doubt. '22 had a lot unique factors not present today. Slightly high oil and inflation is one notch above a nothingburger.
>>62623221Many are saying thisBut my problem is that I had A Plan (TM) to buy Sandisk a week before earnings in January to get a fat little bump from earnings, then micron in march which was sort of fucked up by Trump's bullshit but basically it was buy before earnings, then buy before sandisk earnings in may, then buy marvell before earnings, then micron.My plan would have worked. Same with the crypto swings in 2025 and the DJT train in 2024 (set my buy order at 14 bucks and it bottomed at 12, would have been easy).
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Sunday /smg/ is the worst.Why cant you fucks just take 2 days offline instead of just saturday
>>62623244I was drinking on friday and saturday actually.
>>62623206HOLY FUCK ROBOT HORSES HELL YEAH
>>62623248Horsecock module not included.
>>62623033The majors on NASDAQ, NYSE or TSX are in the lower teens. But the minor miners (newer producers and developers) on OTC and ASX/TSXV/CSE are in lower single digit P/Es and still have a long way to climb, which is probably going to happen on this next leg.HUI index probably going to 2000+.
Polkadot to 100?
>>62623002don't worry the ponzi circular vendor financing scam is going long and strong still. We wont get a real crash till OpenAI and anthronpic go public and their finances are observable
>>62623033Babe?!
>>62623261rubic
>Esoterics and FinanceWith sigils (memes) and data analysis detached from emotional thinking we become one. GME didn’t squeeze because of a hedge fund. It was the subconscious zeitgeist of toppling the system that achieved the goal. Hedge funds were brought to the their knees once GME, reached the pinnacle of a “squeeze gnosis.” I with a few others on this board did the research and manifested a world wide “squeeze gnosis” through sigils (GME Memes), subconscious thought, (mention GameStop’s value to others unaware of its financial situation), charging of the sigil (posting buys of GME’s undervalued price) and the hardest part. The “squeeze gnosis” release. The entire manifestations of everyone believing that GME will moon. I believe this can be achieved with any stock or sector in the financial markets. The only downfall is group “lust of result.” People’s lust for an outcome will cause a block in a “squeeze gnosis” thus preventing group manifestations from breaking into the zeitgeist. If we could start a new group “squeeze gnosis” in a niche sector of the market, I believe that this can be used as proof of subconsciously affecting market movements.
>>62623033HOLY FUCK BABE YOUR EYE
Will you to be please redeemings of the GRRR sirrrs?
>>62623307my bastard. do not redeem the GRRRnings
futes in 20
>>62623007SCOTT will do some press conference Monday, markets will react badly. Tuesday is Trump Taco day to pump the markets again. Trump is either going to crash the market because he is so retarded, or because he is so retarded he has been captured and has been instructed to crash the US markets.
>>62623311I may have redeemed 20,000 GRRRs my friendWish me luck in this life or the next smigshallah
>>62623314Oh my god I can't wait for oil to go +0.2% and stocks to go +0.05%
Here comes the pain.
>>62623349>call an ambulance call an ambulance>but not for me
I’ve been crabbing since February. How can I start making money again bros.
>>62623353SOXL
It's joever...
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