>the oldest gen Z are turning 30 soonwho's the unc now faggot?
>>62627143Everything age over 23 is unc status. 23 is when you're supposed to graduate from college and start your career or go on to grad school.
I wish it was still 2019
1997 Chad here19 year old pussy still makes me cum the same way it did when I was 15!
>>6262716323 used to be time for a nice midlife crisis
>>62627172faggot ass unc lol nobody wants to fuck your stinky ass
>>62627143I missed cumming all over to my high school crush gorgeous body
I used to beg on the streets for bread crust. Now I have a shelter and food and work 14 hours a day at a weaving factory for 3USD per hour.
>>62627175I've always called it a quarter life crisis. So much changes then Old girlfriend decides to become a man, buddies becoming walmart wagies etc.
>>62627208A 4'11 man btw (yes im still salty)
>>62627143I have never seen a person irl use the expression “unc” except the most schizophrenic and retarded 40+ year old guy I know from the gym who lives with his mom. Most people in their 20s I’ve talked to or hung out with have been really polite and kind. You can see a lot of them are struggling.
>>62627216Beat him up
>>62627216Is the name elliot
the gen z jews who argue on this site are low effort compared to the shills we had 10 years ago. They just type 5 word denials or say you're brown and that's it.
>>62627271thats why they cant even troll properly. faggots are npcs
Life became so easy when I realized how boring it is. Every day is literally a lifelong quest to entertain myself
>>62627143I’m 35 and my bodycount is 200. My youth was infinitely better than any broccoli haired zoomer faggots ever will be. So call me unc all you want Idgaf at all lmao.>bro you were born before me pffflolImplying you won’t get old is baffling to me
>>62627399mine is only like 32, or something, idk. sigh. please pump the memes so I can have sexo again.
I'm 29 and never kissed a girl.
>>62627399it's always Americans writing gay little fictions like this.
>>62627399>>62627409Fat white trash and ghetto skabks behind the burger king dumpster don't count. Hookers and homeless don't count. Drug addicts don't count.
>>62627399Aight time to stop telling war stories and go clock in unc
>>62627143thank fuck i'm like this guy
>>62627143the 30yo zoomer
>>6262714330 is too old to really be Gen Z. But kinda too young to be millennial. Those aged 28-30 are in a weird gap called Zillenials.
>>62627855What i noticed is that the brackets are always shifting. When i was young the narration was that the millenials are people who turned 18 or started their adult life at the turn of the millenium. Now the '90s kids' born in 1999 are called millennials.
>>62627143being unc is actually a good thing
>>62627409>only>>62627399Fuck off retards see what the other side is >>62627428
>>62627608Indeed, EVERY millenial looks 10 years younger.
>>62627169Crazy to think that you as a zoomer have lived a quarter of your life between now and 2019. That’s why 2019 seems so long ago to you. My “I wish it was still” year is 2010
>>62627220I saw a handsome 26 yo man who ”worked in finance” call himself that.>>62627360You don’t work a hard job or try to get attractive bitches actively.
>>62627880Yeah it’s weird. I was born in 1993 and 2011 was way more important to my life than 2000 but still i get called a (late) millenial.
>>62627220>Zoomer>PoliteLol>Struggling Yes and the poorer they are the more bitterly impolite they get. Late millennials understand zoomers the best due to constant interaction with them
>>62627143>who's the unc now faggot?They were calling us uncle? What?I'm 38.5 so I think millennial
>>626279152010, 2019- whats' the difference really? It's all far in the past nowbeit.
>>62627216Steal 'his' gf
>>62627932you are a baby boomer
>tfw zoomettes are now aging out of hotness and hitting the walltime to find a sweet alphette for my BUC (big unc cock)
