kussy editionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous thread:>>62627328
>>62628240sex
>>62628240
baking this early is a taco sign
Is there any other company that consistently reports getting new multi-million contracts every 2-3 days while seeing literally no change in its price movement besides bagmetall
>>62628236shoulda ridden with bidden son
i doubt they are in the sense that i doubt anything a transparent shill like rickards says, who clearly paid don to post that, given he's made THE MOST heterodox burn at the stake heretical claim possible and its the front page as soon as i looked into him.some intern probably said it to don in passing and he remembered they played golf one time and he gave a thumbs up and asked what was for lunch. gold to 2k
>>62628254for>>62628237
>>626282542kk
I got 1k, what should I invest in?
How likely is a flash crash in SPY/QQQ over the next few months? Should I stay sidelined until then? Swing trade until then?
>>62628260This is like the blood feud between pakis and jeets
>>62628262>goldif you believe in the changs>bitcoinif you believe in the USA>picrel
Market heard Bussyent loud and clear, he won't do shit, therefore we pump.
>>62628240hnnnnnnggg
everything is green bros
>~1M workforce turned to mince meat or disney pirates>century old banks on verge of bankruptcy>hits on oil so bad they have to import>massive further exodus of work force due to fears of conscription>new decree where the government can take any shit they want relating to production energy and transportationall solved with with rope*instrumentalnowhere to run to baby,nowhere to hide
>>62628276KLAR is down 0.21% saar...
I'm now back to break even on my copper miner ETF. Korea ETF still down 15% tho.
>>62628265Thank god I am a chinese tax payer. Can buy gold and take physical ownership at will
>Up on SPCX>Down on shorts
>>62628266Bussy told the bond bears how much cash he has for the casino
ehhham I supposed to buy now?is it going to giga pump on openor will it all go giga red with some it was all fake news
>>62628260>>62628283Should I do the needful and get a Klarna Max card? Will it help the stock? I don’t really travel though and I’m not a big spender. But could be fun!
>>62628266Does Bussy know the NVIDIA numbers?
>>62628296Buy Klarna stocks with Klarna debt. Circular finance that bitch.
I need CVX to fall another $10 so I can slurp again. >>62628291Wait until NJuDA earnings for the giga dump.
MuhPAKISTANISOURCESIncredible how this shit still works. And LMFAO at pic related. Everyone is completely fucktarded, and I'm glad all these retards are my counterpart.
>>62628266Bussy may have infinite cash, too bad he doesn't have what matters : time.
>>62628290Cashnado coming
Iam just waiting every day now that a government official, with shaking voice, announces that the US oil reserves are empty and oil goes absolute ballistic. I will be proven right I just dont know when. But they are hiding the proof
TACO
>>62628311the moment you paperhand
>>62628311You really think they aren't going to lie about that until the term is up so they can then pin the blame on the next person taking over?
>>62628311>one of the biggest exporters of oil will have empty reservesreread that
>>62628260i will never get out of this dogshit for break even do i
>>62628300Klarna is already going up after my post
>>62628313did he do it?
>>62628320It is rich to me that in America you can apparently just ignore debt and nothing happens. Just show up with some government goons and seize property until the debt is paid.
>>62628311This one won't be until mid-2027. Yeah I know salt structure failure blablabla, but there's no way it starts until way down into the military reserve. Military knew what they were doing. Unless the military oil was supposed to be on the top, eh. Or rather, they have their own dedicated cavern, and indeed problems will start occuring by the end of Q1 2027 in the other caverns getting sucked dry.
>>62628320basiert
>>62628319I mean, right now we have one of the biggest gas exporter actually importing. That's like Saudi Arabia importing sand. Reread that.
>>62628326Yeah I was confused by that too. Isn’t USA supposed to be capitalist heaven? Yet they don’t let people collect their debts.
>>62628326what can they do if you have no property
>>62628334The guy in the picture clearly has a bed and thus a home, just take enough of his shit to cover the debt and be on your way.
>>62628333You either regulate loans or make debt collection more difficult. Both are pro consumer and the latter requires less effort because issuers have to think twice before lending, instead of the government trying to catch up on loopholes.
>>62628333they do, its just too expensive to be worth it for someones burrito they bought on an installment plan
We will out grow the debt.
What's the news making oil go down by the way? Did Bussyent send that trillion into a short already?
PURR
>>62628352PAKISTANIt's always PAKIS SCAMERS telling the MOU is totally back for the 34th time
>>62628340>https://youtu.be/6PM_mJBPG3A?si=jOGq_cIxKFLbOj6l
>>62628357>>62628352Though it's just the cover headline, as you said it's to mask Bussy shorting with your tax money.
>>62628326They'd have to get rid of defaulting first. The process is more complicated and not many people feel like going back to 1920s style racketeering.
>a fat milf sitting on my face whilst fartingbuy (female) natural gas
So what's the major bank that Bessent is going to sanction over Iran? You may as well ask which one wouldn't be doing some shady business with Iran.
>>62628368I heard it’s The TACO bank
>>62628371Damn, I´m a customer.
A Standard, a Poor and a 500 walk into a bar and place an order. The bartender responds: "Sorry, this is a bar, we don't serve tacos here."
>>62628376eww a poor
>>62628376HAHAAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAH HAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>>62628379Poor, Euro Poor
>>62628352Green deal. Zero carbon emission policy in 2035Treehuggers won
>ywn fuck prime momo
>white man Tuesday
>>62628382Whitest Scotsman
>klarna tuesdayryan man tuesday
>>62628388Just a lil tan from fucking sheep in the summer sun.
>>62628352Yes>>62628356>PURR
>>62628265I invest in silva my nigga shiet I believe in cunny and Jesus
>Hormuz pretty much shut>oil tanker disabled by Iranian fire yesterday>Saudi tanker hit by a Houthi ballistic missile in the red sea>oil down 3% because why the hell notGod this market is so fucking stupid.
>>62628403kneel cracker. this is Tuesday White man.
>>62628368Kek. Americans. The shadiest cunts on the planet label trade shady. Now it’s shady. Label a tanker fleet shadow. Now it’s a shadow fleet. Label money printing QE. Now it’s not money printing. Call Russia attacking Ukraine a war of aggression against democracy. Attack Iran a democracy unprovoked. Operation Super Enduring Democratic Freedom. Kek. Americans have the weakest of minds.
the market has decided that anything that doesn't wipe out civilization is a nothingburger
>>62628340By growing the paper money supply. That’s the bit they always leave out.
>>62628403the war is over Trump said so
>We will out grow the debt.
>>62628409So what? You think we’ll run out of trees or something? Fucking retard
Looks like VRT is finally gonna start going up again
>>62628311The best part is. The US has enough roughly for itself (not including heavy sour to refine). But can manage. And they would have to stop propping up Europe and Japan exporting. So export controls would come in. WTI would actually probably crash. But Brent would skyrocket first in Europe. Catastrophe in Europe. Consider a Brent Oil call of about 250 by March. Not WTI. Export controls to protect US supply would keep it lower or falling.
why we pumping today? bussysent bull trap?
come on daddy huang youd better make me rich
>>62628403>Muh hormuz
Goys, now the dust has settled and mRNA vaccines were clearly safe, pharmaceuticals are developing mRNA for literally everything - cancer, herpes, baldness, whatever .. mRNA boom 2.0 is obviously on the horizon.Whilst all the normies are buying gold I will be selling pickaxes (Ticker LSE:CRDA)
>>62628450This is going to be the greatest cyclical trade of all time
>>62628450>mRNA vaccinestoo expensive for non generalized illnesseswont be much of a thing for cancer etc
>>62628437i dont think daddy huang can save the argentinian economy to help uncle adolf
How will trump engage in graft with bussys new stunts?
>>62628428Dont worry. It will be blood red by the time us markets opens
I WANT GLOBAL OIL SHORTAGE AND I WANT IT NOW
1995
so sick of this market going down then up then down then up, fucking just go up already
>>62628418USA cannot do export controls so it doesnt matter as their businesses sell to the global market.
>>62628476just buy high and sell low blud
>>62628471Good puts market then. You day that like people dont know how to profit in a bear market. This isnt your grand fathers enconomy any more we will slap the shit out of you
I wonder if I will ever get money enough to afford weekly ass worship sessions at my local dominatrix'
>Good puts market then. You day that like people dont know how to profit in a bear market. This isnt your grand fathers enconomy any more we will slap the shit out of you
>>62628403The USA will print unlimited USD to naked short the oil futures - simple as.
NIGGERS !!!!
Will this Affirm report be good or bad for Klarna? Should be positive, right? Shows BNPL is still overall doing good
>>62628418>Consider a Brent Oil call of about 250 by Marchhow does a retail faggot like (me) do this? I never fucked with commodities (too gay).
>>62628403hormuz being "shut" is only worth about $20 extra to the price of oil. world economies are not static things, they change and adapt to conditions and reroute and increase oil flow elsewhere to compensate and completely bypass hormuz economic impact given time. when are you going to get that through your thick fucking skull
>>62628500KLARNIGGERS!!!!I found out about bonds. It's basically klarna for the US governmentyou give them money and then they give you the money back later!!!! And you even get MORE moneySo you can klarna some money and then klarna that money to the government and then pay back your zero interest klarna and get some extra from Uncle sam
>>62628477Huh? We literally only recently allowed exporting oil >The United States oil export ban was a policy that prohibited most crude oil exports from the U.S. to other countries, implemented in 1975 and lifted in December 2015.
>>62628505Oil went up to $120 over 500,000 bbl/day loss of supply from Russia. We've had 10 to 15 million bbl/day lost from the middle east for six months now. Shut the fuck up about things you don't understand, bitch.
>>62628518how much have you lost so far
>>62628519I haven't lost anything because I don't trade oil.
>>62628508Pumping Klarna is the most patriotic move.
>>62628498What have you accomplished with this sort of thing?
OOOOOH OIL BAGGIESLOOKS LIKE YOU ARE GETTING DUMPED ON AGAINSHOULDN'T HAVE DOUBTED AMERICA
>>62628529What do you mean? I'm up 8% overall on XLE.
>>62628525>KlarnaGod bless Sweden
>>62628518you're literally the one who doesn't understand wtf you are talking about. Oil did not stabilize at 120 you fucking moron
>>62628533Sweden yes
>>62628538>wtf you are talking aboutI know what we should be talking about: how you wipe with your left hand after shitting in an alleyway
>>62628525
What the hell happened to Klarna? Isnt their whole business lending money and getting a shit load of interest back?Genuine curious, i havent followed the downfall. Will we be seeing a nice discount and rebound?
>>62628542Remember when we used to make fun of Sweden for all the shit that's now common everywhere in the first world?>>62628547Lotta loyalty for a -9.6%
>>62628525>>62628533>>62628542>Swedish company>Polish founder>American IPOKlarna is like the whole of western civilisation distilled into one company. This is what it was all building towards.
>>62628548>What the hell happened to Klarna?reduced guidance; stock priced for growth that is slowing down>reboundKek
SpaceX brosI thought we were investing in Elon
>>62628548They beat EPA but reduced their guidance. Then their execs left. The discount is mostly in already. I believe in a rebound but not anytime soon, I assume it will bounce back up on news of new executives being chosen.
Build back better big bussy bessant
>>62628555Klarna is a good example of how topsy turvy the market can be. Really good fundamentals but the market doesn't care, theres no hype in it anymore. So of course the investors pull out.
>>62628552It’s also now headquartered in London
>>62628548Turns out debt collectors arent real, they can't make you pay if you're poor afWhat are they gonna do, break Tyrone's kneecaps? Put Cleetus in a washing machine?bI don't think so
Today ia being a good day.Americans lets keep this momemtum going.Lets not do anything stupid shall we.
>>62628551>Remember when we used to make fun of Sweden for all the shit that's now common everywhere in the first world?Simpler times. I remember brexit happened and thinking the UK would be free from all that bullshit kek. I also thought the US would be safe cause of the massive ocean between us yet we still got swarmed with jeets all the same.It was already terrible around 2016 and it has only gotten so much worse.
>>62628561Jeet /smg/ is down the hall and out the door, behind the dumpster.
>>62628561I expect orange man to post something unhinged on Truth now that you wrote that.
>>62628554Is she another wef stooge like the twatter ceo too?
>>62628311This might come sooner than expected if parts begin to malfunction. We could get full on cave ins at these low levels
25-35% of US government short term funding obligations are funded with short term Klarna loans
Was wondering why that other thread was so quiet
I am once again asking you to believe that Pakistan's Army Chief Asim Munir has reportedly brought Iran a proposal that could lead to the easing of sanctions and an end to the economic pressure campaign under the framework of the Islamabad Memorandum of Understanding, according to Al Arabiya.
>>62628564No no no.Dont think like that.Positive thoughts.Trump doesnt need to tweet every single day.Just let the man go golfing.I belive in the power of distracting the old boomer with Golf.
Uhhh gamers? Don't look at CDR computer.
I can't believe AI crashed already, I thought they would at least keep the scam up until Anthropic IPO
>>62628577Iran is utterly defeated. They need to face reality and surrender, boss.
>>62628554>EngineerX to doubt.
>>62628588They are still dangerous. Like a hobbled retarded Muslim cripple holding a gun and multiple grenades.
based klarna gods
>>62628562>yet we still got swarmed with jeetsAlmost like it's intentional.
So I invested half my capital in Nvidia on Monday because you cunts were hyping it over it's earnings report on Wednesday.Am I going to live to regret it?
>>62628603we'll find out tomorrow, were you an NVDL chad too?
>>62628603Yes, it dumps literally every time despite astronomical gains
SOXL computer corporation
>>62628603the regret will only last about a week at mostconsider the dump off as a ATM offering that will last a few days before the hedgies fuck off and let the stock run
>>62628603I'm invested in diverse carefully selected thematic ETF.So half of my capital is in NVIDIA too.
>>62628610No. I've not traded in NVDL.I'm still learning the ropes really.But I've decided I'm going to substantially invest in SpaceX. I trust Elon to make it a success, and once this Terafab is complete and churning out chips, I think it's going to moon. I prepared to hold for another 5-10 years to realise the gains.
>>62628623>diverse>thematic
>>62628626Terafab is more of a Tesla project. He'll probably merge the two companies together in the far future but for now the distinction is important.
>>62628554How does she police Elon so he doesn't crash the company?
Told you fags that NKE was a trap. It's going to keep going lower with a new crop of bagholders. Should have bought NCLH instead retard
Anyone else just watching decline of America videos until open?>https://youtu.be/2q_bpOQ93ic?si=wBbe2aUHPYyRCKX0There is always a common denominator for why the city sucks now and rarely do they say what it is. Except in this video when the last white guy in the city say how it is.
>>62628633It’s a JV between the two companies and we don’t yet have a disclosed ownership %. I agree that the two will probably merge. It doesn’t make any sense for one guy to be ceo of two separate public massive industrial / tech companies.
>>62628554this explains a lot
>>62628654I live here don't need to watch it on the internet I can just go outside (but I won't).
>>62628587We 100% get a scam rally before anthropic. I've been buying SOXX and AVGO
rumor is trump has a melty 6 page truth post ready to drop at 10:30 so plan accordingly
Everything opens green you heard it here firstThat'll be 4.99 please subscribe to my newsletter
Dick's has been downgraded to micropenis
>>62628673Yeah except for oil and MSFT.
>>62628665It’s okay you don’t have to go outside just watch RocaNews instead. They’re the Klarna of YouTube
>>62628682Apu should be a train
>>62628670Is there a single white male actor left in the advertising industry?
Thank you to the anon who gave the idea to buy calls on mreits.
>>62628627>robotic>defense>healthcare>quantum>fintech>future of adult diaper technologies All holding NVIDIA
>>62628692
>>62628682Does electricity actually work like that in India?
Yeah, I'm thinking we should charge Canada for any drinking water they may be taking from Lake America boss.
>>62628692That meme always reminds me of Ant..
OPEN THE FUCKING MARKET!
>>62628670>truth postthis anon paid for the early feed. is he a bagholder or is he profiting?
>>62628696>future of adult diaper technologies
>>62628703Give her the DHis name's even Antwon Kuminya
>>62628704Based penguin poster
My pre-market is dumping.Thanks Obama
>>62628707It's Tuesday boss. We always get tacos on Tuesdays. They do it for free you don't even have to pay. Bussy said he is doing 1 trillion of QE dude just join the cashnado already nerd. We are doing economic terrorism or whatever he said. There is a task force assembled and everything
Your stocks are up? That's nice.
>>62628711Didnt know you had a thing for backalley Tunisian Knife Fighters...>Or Corsican Pimps...
Michael saylor coin is losing steam again
>>62628702The entire trade war is fueled by boomer smugness. Young Canadians either feel indifferent about USA or actually realize how awesome it is to be America's little brother. God bless America.t. Leaf
buy VOO with klarna, pay and chill after
>>62628723Was always going to looking at the chart desu, real question is whether it regains steam or goes back down as everyone remembers its fake internet money
>>62628704Post more cute penguin girl, and less realistic The Reddit frogs. Thanks boss.>>62628726You're pretty cool for a leaf. Hopefully you can hide in a tree or something on the day of the rake boss.
>>62628726any other made up stories you want to share with the thread?
why we pumpin today?
>>62628717I want to join the permanent Voo and chill club and be done with active investing forever, but I still have some AI bags I need to unload first.
What's gonna happen before and after NGoydia's earnings? I must gamble.
I simply do not buy crypto
>>62628726Canadians are so fucking gay. I respect Mexicans more than mapleniggers>Illegally enter US>Speak native language refuse to use English>Apply for free shit and exploit the system>Send money home to Latina chicks with huge asses that they pay for sexxoMeanwhile maple niggers pay 80% taxes and wash brown people's feet. Lmao
Why voo over rwl or schd
Anyone else looking to slurp these stocks with depressed prices?>ADBE>APP>MCD>CRM>CSU>UNH>PDD>ELF>hermes>lvmh>QCOM>META
>>62628747Same. Why waste money on a assets that still has no future except for some nerds on youtube shilling it.There are literally real companies out there that exist and earn money every year.
>>62628717What the fuck is wrong with your deformed ass foot?
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
>>62628750No, but I'll be slurping CVX at 190 again.
>>62628747Crypto is like that oil baggies screenshot x100.
>>62628743AI is back as well as Bitcoin.
>>62628755The Governor of Puerto Rico ringing the bell apparantly.
Kek dick bags
I will not fomo in, need to be a good boy and hold out
>>62628748When you're out on Lake America at night you can hear them sharpening their Ice Skates in preparation of their invasion. We should seriously consider doing a preemptive retaliatory strike on their maple syrup and poutine facilities boss.
HURRY UP AND GO GET THE KLARNA MAX MEMBERSHIP BEFORE IT DUMPS FURTHER!
>>62628754CAMON
LMAO GRRR is getting fucked again boss.
>hmmm yes I'll buy some klar at these prices>call my (female) broker, tell her to buy >stock instantly dumps another 2%FUCK
Anyone else noticing AI hallucinating way more recently? Did they cut funding?
>>62628773all these vaguely AI stocks are pure dilution machines
>>62628754Based
just escaped russia with 110k euros in monero. finna cash out in dubai. Give me some good investments, thinking of kraken robotics
>>62628260
>>62628773>betting on a Saar-run tech company and expecting results
>>62628783How many Russian women do you see with Arab men?
>>62628775She called Rothschild immediately after. She's not on your side Anon.
>>62628775If you like it at 14 you’re gonna love it at 10
>>62628760mommy ?
Intcels, how do we feel about Nancy Pelosi getting on the train?
>>62628785I've dipped some nifty in may.It's slowly climbing.
>>62628750I'll probably be buying MCD and QCOM come end of September, I'll be stacking margin until then
Why are we not crabbing higher? Its been 15 minutes since market opened
>>62628775Dumb boomer
>GOLD
>>62628800
>>62628240kpop should be banned and south korea nuked
>>62628808shouldve invested in nvdl scrub
>>62628787not in dubai yet
I just think about how strange it is, if I had simply gone into an investment with enough force in 2022 I would have made it. And if trump sharts the mart again, it creates another big buying opportunity, you can fomo most of your money in and catch the knife when he cucks out and triple it in 5 months.>>62628266kek
So uh… when’s hgraf going to do something again?
Do long islanders really do this? Larp as though their island is its own state?
Stocks only go up.
>>62628505They don't understand we're living on SPR, don't bother. Also note how much 2022 made SPR deplete they way it did. They are not ready for what's coming on a depletion that is way worse and ongoing.
Saudi Arabia and France agreed to build a $7 billion Dragon Ball Z theme park near Paris, after Macron and Crown Prince MBS discovered a shared love of the anime during a visit
>>62628829Made for >>62628518
>>62628825I lived there during my college years. They are NYC when its convenient or they need to be territorial but aside from several select areas, its really just suburban sprawl thats entirely distinct from the 5 boroughs and thus is treated as such. They even get uppity about the 2 counties.
je suis leopold
>>62628823Thats the neat part, it wont.
Is there a way to get cashnado alerts in my brokerage platform?
>>62628753Kek I never noticed that
>>62628831>The idea emerged after French President Emmanuel Macron and Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman discovered their shared interest in Dragon Ball Z during Macron’s 2025 visit to Saudi ArabiaKek I can imagine based bros going on powerlevel discussions and shit. Like, how in the fuck did they even get to talk about this in the fist place but it's soulful.
>>62628831Bottom signal
>>62628450Still waiting for mRNA vaccines for herpes, hepatitis and HIV. Viruses BTFO forever
GENMF anon here. I realized they will likely issue new shares worth around 100mil along with their FID announcement. I'm sorry for shilling this company right now, it was not my intention to mislead. If there's heavy selling after the announcement I'll be catching that knife however cause I think eventually market cap will stabilize around 0.2x - 0.3x of NAV which right now is around 1.5 bil.
Something happening
>>62628856Asked Gemini to fix it, but Gem also made it all grainy
>>62628831Bullish for $JUMP
I’m thinking about holding a candle light vigil for the GRRR poster
okay i just bought 100 shares of GRRRdoes somebody want to tell me what i just invested in?
>AMFN
>>62628863I just made one too but yours looks better.I want to buy STLA. They are so fuckin cheap. They can go lower still though, but 5 dollars seems like a pretty strong bottom.
>>62628781>>62628785The bull thesis on grrr remains unchanged: selling the white man's AI witchdoctor bullshit to SEAmonkeys and Indians. If you can stomach the risk of Jeet management it's a steal imo
Is the SCHD cuck still posting?
>>62628871I have no clue what this company does.
>>62628831the degree to which arabs love DBZ and Bleach and other (worst japanese cartoon that have been made) is a puzzling social phenomenon.
>>62628874We will see a world without Stellantis.
>>62628871Turd world data centers. That's the gist of it.
>>62628881Yeah I'm tired of pretending Akira toriyama's art was any good.Embodies the same face meme harder than any other artist. Every fucking character looks the exact same plus the plot is shit and even worse than capeshit with how the same things just keep happening over and over and over
>>62628871Cybercsecurity company that pivoted to ai security but is also adding in data centre construction in Indonesia and Thailand. Run by jeets, so hedge your bets, but it's an easy 2x from here with the potential for a lot more if they don't fuck it up first
Bond prices are still down, why can't Scott BESSENT use his 1 trillion dollar bazooka to bring them up?Also the AI bubble is worth 40 trillion, so maybe he should consider a 5 or 10 trillion dollar bazooka or artillery shell.
>>62628880Why does he keep abducting our cute precious Klarna cuties? ;^(
space baggies?
>>62628880>Moon base>Moon in the backgroundWait a second, I don't think this image is real
Where the fuck is COOPER aka "Coop"? I market bought 4400 shares of LUNR this morning and I just dropped this fucking turd for a $3k loss. In one day. I'm fucking suing you Coop and I'm suing 4chan. You cost me a months pay in one fucking day FUCK you.
>>62628802I believe those to be lucrative securities for a long-term holding period.
>almost bought Nike on last year's dipDodged a bullet with that one.
>>62628884>Yeah I'm tired of pretending Akira toriyama's art was any good.Cute opinion. Bend over.
>>62628831This should be put in Montpellier to honour the true maker of DBZ.
>>62628892anon...
>>62628831This will boost South American tourist numbers substantially I'm sure.
>>62628245you manipulating your glans?
>>62628831Why are saudis spending money they don't have anymore?They're pretty much done.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my broker gave to me:Twelve portfolios compounding,Eleven dips a-buying,Ten caps a-growing,Nine yields a-rising,Eight charts a-climbing,Seven bulls a-charging,Six bears a-bleeding,Five dividend kings!Four tech disruptions,Three compound gains,Two index funds,And a share in a blue-chip company.
KLARMARINESMARCH UPWARDS
It’s over again
>>62628910>I'm so diversified bro>Share in an AI company>Share in a chip company>Share in a data center construction company>Share in a private jet company for AI employees cashing out>Share in interior designer companies where AI bros buy furniture >Share in expensive watch companies where AI bros buy watches>Share in energy companies where AI bros buy electricity for data centersYou are no diversified
i want to hear your guys' opinion on something, call me a schizo i don't carei am predicting a global financial crisis that is currently being engineered by politicians and the elite (trump with his dumbass management of the iran war and us debt) and also potential bust of private creditthe oil price is being suppressed by US SPR in my opinion thats why we havent seen a shock in oil prices yet but you guys know that SPR will run out eventually (some predict it to be at end of the year if it goes on like this) and when that happens shit will really hit the fan and we will experience a good old economic crisisso coming back to my question, what is generally the best investment in an economic crisis? i don't trust treasuries either because i think us dollar will be pretty fucked up in long term if debt keeps climbing, i am thinking of buying gold until the crisis finally surfaces and markets plummet i researched and saw that gold also goes down during a crisis but then goes up because people put their money into bonds&gold for safe haven demandafter gold rises i plan to sell it and get back into stock market when it plummets so when it recovers in a few years i can make some good profitit may sound schizophrenic but i genuinely think this will happen what do you guys think about this?
>>62628915let me also add the over-reliance on AI companies in stock market, i forgot to add that
>>62628914Help a newbie out here.I understand the whole not putting all your eggs in one basket thing.But I was thinking that if you have multiple companies your invested in in different unrelated industries. That they will cancel each other out in terms of your gains. Because it is unlikely they will all be doing well and in the green at any given point?
>>62628915>>62628918I think you're a retard that would be more at home in the /pmg/ thread or a padded cell at a mental hospital. Take your meds.
>>62628918AI influence has gone into the general economy. And screwed it over. Now a lot of things will go down for no reason if Nvidia crashes.
>>62628915When 2008 hit boomer stocks and gold were the best picks that didn't lose and even gained on the situation. DLTR, RGLD, WMT, MCD, AZO, WM. KO was semi-fine as well.
>>62628923I'm way newer than you, bro.You must be right.>>62628924Does gold go up when there's a dotcom crash?
>>62628924what are your arguments for a crash not happening?
>Applovin is just crabbingShould I just set my covered calls to a lower price for better premiums?
>>62628831Is it bullish or bearish for Asian prostitutes in Australia?
Ahhh shitMCD is going lower isn't it
>stock opens nicely green>gives it all back within an hourThis is my life right now. Fucking crab market.
I wonder if going all-in on shorting sandisk now is a good idea. it sure is tempting.
There is literally no difference between being 40 trillion dollars in debt and being 40 quadrillion dollars in debt.That'll be 4.99 please subscribe to my newsletter.
>>62628670he did post at 10:30 but not melty 6 page post.At the same time huge spike in oil volume
Financials triple topped?
>>62628945haha bond market go BRRRRRRRRR
>>62628871>does somebody want to tell me what i just invested in?dilution
>>62628951Just hit it with a bazooka
>>62628923Things go through cycles and reversals, so you can take gains on the AI part when it's peaking, then take gains on the other part when AI fails. No need to perma hodl everything and sell it all at once.
>fake peace deal>market rallies for a week>go all in>sell on first sign of no deal/toppy>wait for next fake peace deal
>>62628945you do know you have to pay interest on the debt rightiirc current yearly interest payments are 1.2 trillion dollars while the entire us military budget is somewhere around 1.5 trillion dollars1.2 trillion of taxpayer money going to debt holders and providing absolutely no value for citizens (thought maybe it does for retirees and 401k holders)
Time to sell again or wait for the end of day?Nice litle profit on Moderna again.Gonna buy myself a treat.
>>62628959Anon the money isn't real, why is the debt in said money real?
>>62628958fuck axios i am amazed trading firms gobble it up every. fucking. time.
>>62628959Americans will benefit from the economy growing faster than the debt.
>>62628911Needs to pump more to kick out the shorters
>>62628957Fair enough. Makes sense now you put it like that.Cheers for helping this greenhorn out.I'm enjoying this ride so far.
>>62628963fiat money is genuinely chickenshit and a retarded jewish voodoo black magic but to answer your question if you stop paying interest on debt people will sell your bonds to go buy bonds in another place and that will result in your bond interest going up to make it more competitive for investors and when bond interest raises so does bank interests and shit, so for short both business and citizens will suffer
>>62628968>sexhavers unironically doubted trump and vance
>>62628968TL note: we're gonna inflate this mf, the midterms are already lost time to run up the deficit
>>62628326>Just show up with some government goons and seize property until the debt is paidIf they did this then less people would get into debt. It's more profitable for them to become a minor annoyance or just sell the debt off and entice new people to get into debt.
>>62628974>muh bondsmoney printer cares not for such trivialities. It simply prints.
>>62628968when are they going to start blaming biden for starting a war with Iran?
>nows
market in coiled retard pattern, gonna pop
>Walmart recovery looking choppy. I have a 9/4 $105 call. I thought 107 breakeven was safe but now I wonder if my exp. date was too close.
>>62628977I don't even care about all the retarded nonsense they've done. First the ICE raids and now h1b is (hopefully) over.Yep, I'm thinking orange man BASED.
new thread>>62628351
>>62629006what’s wrong with pages 2-9?
>>62628884Now you discover that the key to making money is to be able to keep doing the same thing over and over and over again with the same level of quality the whole time.
HORY SHET MY URANIUMS ARE FINALLY GREEN
>>62629008Nothing, he just has to have his fuckass OP image for the new thread
>>62628914It's impossible to not be overinvested in AI. Even a small French cheesemaker is using it now.
>>62628959Tbqh we're not even in a bad spot yet. Our debt to gdp is 125%. British debt-to-gdp after Waterloo was 250%The main problem is that the government still insists on paying money to olds and poors, which is a huge drag on the economy and government efficiency and means the debt will continue to rise
>>62628812Gold hasn’t even dumped today. Your short is still doing terrible little man.
