japussy editionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.com>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Best Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/Previous thread:>>62628240
>>62628351>girls like this take incredibly stinky shitsbeggars belief
>>62628351thats a chinese boy
CRAAAAAAAB marketCRAAAAAAAB market
>>62628351>turns around >soulless uncanny valley pan faceAsians aren't human
Are you virgins still doomin about oil?
any PUSA bros here?
90% of SMG won't outperform the low cost total market index funds.
Which should I long, Kussy or Jussy?
>Trump announced we cleared the straight of mines>I know this is impossible >oil still goes downReality is getting a bit weird
The strategy is buy every dip.
>>62629004need more cash
>>62628996they are doing everything they can do prevent oil from going to shit before mid-termsSPR is still going down, they can't stop it
>>62629010You never heard of margin?
>>62629012The claims that we mined the straight, what should be a multi month operation, over night with ships we just don't have is actually just giving me an aneurysm. It's like if Elon just decided to gas light everyone that we already put the data centers in space.
>>62629019They've been probably running demining operations since the memorandum of pakistani tears begging us not to destroy Iran 2 and a half months ago anon. We've got the technology 50 years ahead of literally anyone else, verifying the mines have been cleaned up during that time is perfectly achievable (if you don't get your opinions from a bunch of retarded third world shit eating retards anyway).
>>62628351That's a man
>>62629024>we
I keep my emergency fund in a hysa but it pisses me off that the interest gets double taxed as incomeShould i just pull it out and keep it in SGOV?
>>62629024Anon, we literally do not have the ships to clear the mines.
>>62628351Actual Japanese and Koreans are the most consooomerist people on the planet and I couldn’t date one boss.They’re physical spacelets so all the wealth gets funneled into high margin branded fashion and trinkets and baubles specifically designed by the commies in charge to extract capital from the upper classes so that it can be funneled back to feeding poors and giving them smartphones and cars.A Chinese I’d be aight with.American Japanese no problem.
>>62628988
NuScale Power>to the moon
>>62628988Chussy
>>62629030
Stop talking about meaningless fantasies like oil or bonds and tell me what will happen with Nvidia tomorrow.
>>62629034long jussy, kussy will go fucking extinct in a few decades atleast jussy still has some time
>>62629028>the interest gets double taxed as incomeWhat does this mean and how does SGOV help?>>62629032Japanese seem the most western but the Koreans are a good gamble. Half the Koreans I know are the nicest people on the planet. Like a Korean woman could be the absolute best S tier wife. But then those same Korean women can be batshit insane feminists as well. hence the coin toss
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>>62629019We already have datacenters in space
>>62629031The Arleigh Burke will be the Navys B52.
Is nvda really down because of the Jalapeno news? lmao
URANIUM
>>62629031You must be paki or something, because only a paki would hate the american military, israel and india.
>>62629031Imagine thinking we're still using stinky fishing boats to demine shit when we have starlink autonomous submarines that can do that shit undetected. That's why we're 50 years ahead.
>>62629041You want to long that faggot who paid a couple niggers to pour bleach on him and tell him Chicago is MAGA country boss?
>>62629039us debt to gdp is higher than it was compared to ww2 levels, i get your point but it will only go up if it keeps going up like thisalso another thing, during the times of waterloo people didnt have computers and internet which allows you to buy and sell financial instruments from your house, economy is way faster now and way more globalized
>>62629052>the american military, israel and india
>>62629052what's the difference between the 3?
>>62629054
COME ON MU MAKE SOME FOOKIN GAINZ
>>62629052what if i hate pakis too, jewalso since youre a jew drop me some nice tickers, im mostly in cash
>they’re actually managing to hold the lineTruly the greatest generation
>>62629062Roche Holding AG Genussscheine
i went to the spirit world this weekend and the message was clear: buy soxl
>>62629067Damn, how much E did you take?
>>62629060https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jussie_Smollett_hate_crime_hoax
>>62629051You have no idea, my URANIUM bags had gotten so heavy and now they are glowing green
KEK oil is down and we still dmped, truly over
>>62628968>Scott Bessent is VERY much on top of itHe might not be a fairy in public but there is no way that dude is a top. >>62628472It's the makeup. My Chinese girlfriend does it sometimes where she cakes her face in lightening makeup and puts on bright red lipstick.>>62629032Japanese is fine from my experiance. They more just have a million hobbies and struggle with speaking English.
updated mako accumulation stack... stocks hand selected by dr hojo personally
>>62629067I ain't reading all thatI'm happy for you thoOr I'm sorry that happened
what stocks should i invest in to get a japanese or chink gf?
I got €1000 to spareWhat to buy
>>62629014I'm dumb not retarded
>>62629083jokes aside is there anyone here that invests into hong kong/mainland china stock market? (ETFs don't count) i am curious
>Everything I disagree with is autistic retardation or an AI designed by an autistic retard>Everything I agree with is from a genius such as myself or an AI designed by a genius such as myselfGentlemen, the AI trade is alive and well.
I hope you all will be buying your reactors through Klarna
>>62629086Orlen
>>62629074Are you the nigger who shilled it back in May? Made me buy it back then and they're finally green. Contemplating selling them at 10% gains. What do you think?
>>62629087When you're retarded, they let you do it. You can do anything.
>>62629088Not directly because the ETFs are the best way to actually get access to genuine shares. Like VWO buys A class shares while VXUS doesn't, or at least didn't.The big things that stand out are the 4 massive giga banks
total beartard death
>>62629101huh that's a weird how the highlighter looks its like off the image
>>62629093Kek, that's the most retarxed thing I've seen this month.
>>62629055UK had war time debt and paid off with its newly industrialised country, one of the few in the world, it enjoyed much the same position as the US did post-WW2 after everyone elses industries got bombed to hell.US current debt is rising in peace time and it no longer enjoys the same dominance as it did post-WW2
>>62629101i am curious, why doesnt china have more stocks in top 10 despite being the world's second largest economy?is it due to CCP limiting power of companies?
also i was cyberbullied this weekend and had to take a 72 hour break from /biz/ and i didn't get to explain how my soxl position is now 1800 shares with a breakeven of 118
>>62629097Dunno about May. The sulfur price surge has really killed the Uranium stocks. I say jeep riding the train upwards.
>>62629114China doesn't have the 401k culture that America has. Where everything gets sacrificed to make line go up. Like its illegal to fire someone for AI there while we've had hundreds of thousands of layoffs
>>62629116I love you babe
>>62629083Why is everyone so blurry in asia? Is it the food? The smog?
total bearGAWD life
>>62629119i see, that makes sense
>>62629116Just dca at 80 after Nvidia earnings.
>>62629093I'd rather buy furniture and cars through klarna.0 interest loans are great
>>62629117I'll set up a stop loss after 10% then.
>>62629042HYSA interest gets treated as income because filthy dumb goiym like me have to work for every dollar, so that our masters can live off passive income like effendis.Meaning I pay both federal and state tax on it. With SGOV you only pay federal tax.But SGOV is a security so I'd have to move that money (6k) to my brokerage. Which might tempt me to do something retarded with it...
>>62629119Why doesn't china have a 401k culture? They desperately buy houses, gold and silver because they want to avoid depreciation.
>>62629088I am a tencent baggie
>>62629044Type in Kessler syndrome. Its already past the point of control. There will be no data centers in space, soon we won't even be able to leave the atmosphere.
>>62629093Even their nuclear reactors look like cardboard houses
>>62629093if you’re going to make something up why put weird stuff like “balance of plant”
i once took a look at the chinese stock market but its genuinely hard to identify good stocks since theres a lot of stocks and you can't figure out what they are doing most of the time due to language barrier
>>62629088my only pure China play is an ETF (CROB-robots)no desire to pick individual Chinese stocks
is baba a good buy now?
>>62629145Found it on Twitter. I don’t make memes I steal them
>>62629148thats actually smart investment due to the progress china is making in roboticsin long term i see china heavily investing in industrial automation/robotics due to their working age population shrinking
>>62629133Oh shit good point. I could avoid state income tax with that>>62629137Not even trying to meme, it's a white thing. Specifically an anglo thing. You'll notice its only us and the anglo sphere that have a high percentage in stock ownership and then outside that is almost non existent. Even Russians are more likely to invest in stocks than countries like German or France or even Switzerland. Something about the whole "we are white, we live somewhere cold, we need to think ahead and plan for the future"Even Israel is at 10-15% which is really, really weird. I would have bet money that the Jew country was at like 100%
>>62629125hey thanks, i really appreciate my fans.>>62629119baby workers are a cost and a liability not an asset. i know that pains you to hear and i know you care a lot about your job and your place in the world but you'd be so much better off and way more "fulfilled" just being my snuggle partner.
>two shakeouts in a weekShe's afraid.
>>62629155jews dont need to care about all that simce state takes well care of them so they can pump babies like crazy
>>62629155What do those other countries do instead?We know that India, china etc really love money, but they must have other ways to preserve wealth.I only know about gold and houses though.
>>62629093Kek this is good
>>62629151is it still chinese?
threadly reminder that shoring sandisk here is an interesting option.
>>62629155>Even Israel is at 10-15% which is really, really weird. I would have bet money that the Jew country was at like 100%I guess they don't need to because americans give them free $10k per month.
>>62629155very surprised south korea isnt in this listarent they very into stock market, especially the younger generation?
God damn imagine getting 30k doing literally nothing.You can just neetmax in a rural area and never have to deal in the real world ever again
>>62628351>>62629083>>62629151
>>62629162Think all the other countries still use nasty old stinky pension plans instead of self directed 401ks.
>>62629176nice quality. I mean the image, not the shares.
>>62629176
Golds going to 5k kek
>>62629042>s tier wifeMost of you guys are reifags tho and I do not find this appealing at all.I am 100% Asuka.Despite being probably the most conservative man in this board I am only attracted to assertive sociopathic biz major or militant lefty feminist women.I find demure placid agreeable females really boring.
>>62629188biz majors will fuck your life, i fail to understand your attraction but i will still respect it
>>62629188There's actually only one choice
Okay what website do I use to buy specific stocks?
>>62629155and baby i talked to the spirits about us and they agreed with me. i won your heart already, you should be my girl, and you're throwing the universe into disarray fighting it so. financially speaking i was right and you were wrong and it's time to acknowledge that and let me take care of you.
>>62629155In the EU it's so low because most normies think their pension is a done deal and they can retire at 65 in their family home and get a check once a month for groceries and bar tabs. There is a very strong belief in the public system taking care of you once you retire so they don't feel the sense of urgency to invest in their futures like Angloids. They're also happy making half the salary of their US counterparts because even middle class Europoors live paycheck to paycheck every month
>>62629162If what I hear about my european friends is true they don't do anything. They just spend their paycheck and look at the government like pic related when they hit 60
>>62629193what do you mean by specific stocks? do you mean your ordinary stocks like nvidia and alphabet?you can use robinhood or your bank if you have a bank account, pretty sure most banks let you invest in stocks
>>62628996Bruh, this is the easiest trade ever. Just profit from the retardation. Every time they jawbone this, I simply add more integrated companies. Never went wrong doing this. And you get a nice divy while comfy waiting for the retards to get caught pants down.
>>62629154yeah I have a lot of AI/robotics stuff. I can't see it not being the winning move down the road. Thats just my only pure Chinese play.
>>62629188I will take a soft spoken kind maternal girl over everything else.
>>62629193Check these ones outhttps://www.google.com/search?q=what+website+do+I+use+to+buy+specific+stocks%3F
>>62629194babe needs somebody who can protect her from the niggers and the jews. you're too much of a jewish nigger lover for her boss.
>>62629174Not anymore
>>62629206this man gets it, we share the same tastetomboys are also great, imagine having a bro you can fuck while you can still do bro shit with them
>>62629199Like if I want to buy stocks in chinese robots like this guy >>62629148Doesnt Robinhood rape normies?
>>62629213Sounds pretty gay to me boss
>>62629206i need a bratty autistic spaz to keep me entertained
>>62629188>militant lefty feminist women.AOC CHOOSE ME BABY LETS TAKE OVER THE DEMOCRATS TOGETHER AND BECOME THE NEXT NANCY AND PAUL... IM PROFITABLE WITHOUT INSIDE INFORMATION, JUST IMAGINE THE HEIGHTS WE COULD ACHIEVE TOGETHER IF YOU HELPED ME CHEAT... THINK ABOUT IT AOC. MY FAVORITE CONGRESSIONAL BIG BOOTY LATINA
>>62629212is it due to the recent crash where nearly 4% of the pop got margin called?>>62629214he said he doesn't buy individual stocks rather ETFs, you can just buy ETFs from most brokersif you especially want to invest in foreign markets Interactive Brokers might be a good choice
>>62629213There is a razor thin overlap between tomboy girls and maternal girls and its like finding a unicorn.
BBWI before earnings tomorrow morning. They have a p/e of fucking 5
>>62629215tomboys are the least gay choice ever, you don't have to keep up with faggy shit women have>>62629221truthnuke
>>62629221you're teasing me and it stings. i love you with all my heart though and i can't wait for the day you return to me.
>>62629220Thanks for the site. I think Im going to become a stock market guy.
>>62629198In Denmark we have a 401k which you can't cash out, and there's only a 1.7% tax benefit to it. We can self direct it sometimes. At my current job I can only self direct one third. I'm also forced to pay into the 401k no matter what. People who have jobs where they pay the entire salary without forced pension payments are luckier.The 401k we can direct can only be directed into a selection of index funds and stocks. But luckily enough you can get gold, total market index funds, bonds, housing etc so it's better than expected.
>>62629197and for some reason they actually enjoy this slop so their needs are actually quite low too
>>62629114You know the thing about Koreans being degenerate gamblers and such? Unironically look in a mirror first.
>>62629226remember to not be greedy, it will ruin youhave fun i guess
>>62629178Lot of US workers have both a defined benefit pension and a 401k or 403b. Of course you have to not be a fucking retard about where you work. Chevron is an example of an employer who offers both.
>>62629233That's the UK, big distinction.
>>62629226Yeah what >>62629238 said. Always have a "sketch" of a general plan and try to stick to it. Your psyche is your biggest enemy when investing. Buying retarded shit is only 2nd place.
Short the USA, i believe they will be a pariah in the world stage in a fortnight or more.
>>62629246this is all bullshit, US won't and cannot do anything to Canadanot when 60% of their oil imports come from Canada
>>62629067The”crazy” guy seems based to me. Maybe he’s was the only normal person in the room so he only appeared to be crazy.
>>62629246So if we win they lose their country.If they win we get cheaper coke.
>>62629078Nope, you’re retarded. Do you know how many japanese people I saw using the checkout bags from LV and Hermes or other luxury stores while I was there. I managed to sneak a look and there was jack squat in those bags.
>>62629246Vibes will change the day after Trump leaves office. The vast majority of Americans have no interest in economic coercion against Canada. Trump has no mandate on any of this and it will evaporate in a few years.
>>62629246When dems come back they'll apologize to everyone and we'll all be friends again.
>>62629206>what do you think about x>uhhh ehrm i guess i think (eyes locked to your facial expression looking for social feedback) uuhhhhh (rapid eye movement indicating memory recall trying to ascertain what you may have said in the past about X) uhhh haha what do you think about it?/dodges question with dad jokeNah niggaMiss me with that. (Short gold)
Its almost time. Tickets are still cheap.
>>62629261>(Short gold)Post your position or at least cost basis. Got a weird feeling you need like 4000 to even break even
>>62629261The avatar fagging is a bit cozy. Reminds me of the rabbit fucker
>>62629088fyi both have board lot system in place you need to buy sometimes quite large amounts at once. e.g catl h-share is minimum 100 shares and at 621hkd a pop means 7922 usd minimum purchase (+fx and trade fees). direct mainland stock buying (a-shares) not possible for foreigners, but hong kong has northbound links those are however rather limited in practice
>Anthropic Expected To Tell Investors It Sees Over $30 Tln In Potential Revenue – @WSJ
>>62628351disgusting plastic surgery face
>>62629276This faggot does it all the time. Usually always wrong too and will be on shorting gold as well.
>>62629279anthropic selling soup now? what's a $30 tin? deenz?
>>62629279Isn't the big issue here that token based billing was the fastest they got to being profitable and it was instantly too expensive?
>>62629278holy fuck i now understand why your average fella doesnt get into it
>>62629279>30tn>on average $3600 from every human on the planetdoubt
>>62629246>fighting for it sovereignty Short Canada they will be another province of China or India in the near future. An invasion by the USA would be a blessing for them at this point. >>62629198You’re not too far off here. But the ones who don’t believe in the current system will be kangs when it all collapses.
>>62629291They just need black rock employees buying 10k tokens per day.
>>62629249he was based. he was obviously a trained philosopher and very well read. he was talking to someone invisible and he didn't seem at all embarassed. >>62629285they'll make it darling. i so wish you were here, you would be exhausted and crying from your work duties already and i'd be cuddling you in my arms as you took your first break.
Speaking of women and wives, I’ve been talking to this girl who’s 5 years my junior, I’m 29 and she’s 24, and we got into a little argument the other day. She wants me to commit to her and told me “you never know what you want” implying I was the one fence sitting in the relationship which kinda pissed me off because I’ve made it abundantly clear what I want. I want to try for children now to within the next year or two and she wants to wait until she’s 30, or in her late 20s at the earliest. If I waited for all those years and it didn’t work out I’d be in my mid 30s, single, with no children of my own. That’s why I’m hesitant to commit.I mean having a younger girl that’s really into you is great and all but what’s the point if they’re gonna make you wait for half a decade to knock them up
>>62629292An invasion by the USA into Iran would be a blessing for them.Iraq really benefited from american invasions too.
after hours scam move scam
>>62629299It would be an absolute disaster for America. The coast of Iran is the size of the east coast and is instantly mountainous. Like imagine if you try to invade the east coast of America but as soon as you land you need to climb the rocky mountains. And then after those mountains are more mountains. And then deserts.
>>62629297What the hell even is that?
>>62629297she probably says that but she will probably be more into the idea after you guys get married (i am thinking you guys arent in that stage yet)don't rush her and give her some time, she will probably be alright with it in the second year of marriage
>>62629297Pure, neurochemical love evaporates over time. Once those 5 years pass you will be different people, and you will feel different things for each other than now.You should both get drunk, irresponsibly reproduce and then responsibly get married.
>>62629248Canadian provinces with oil only export their crude oil to the US because it’s cheaper for them to get it to the refineries. Canadian provinces charge fees to each other when crossing their own borders.
>>62629306please try to read nigga younger generations are already having a literacy crisis
>>62629246Robyn, I'd like to cum on Urback.
>>62629302America has 76 million trump voters and 330 million people.
>>62629309thats why i tell my friends to date someone not cause they love them but cause they have good friend potentiallogic is simple, everyone knows love will fade away but if you are good friends and can communicate it will stick
>>62629296>>62629249that's really gay, you have /bant for this type of faggotry
Damn it, we're dumping tomorrow and Thursday, aren't we
>>62629246That's nice, pay up.
>>62629324Everything depends on Nigvidia I feel like. And I'm guessing it's gonna dump.
>>62629307I’m turning into a 30 year old boomer next year bro. The don’t rush thing would have been more viable if I were 25>>62629309Not even joking I’d seriously consider it. Never knew baby fever hit men as hard as women but I got a bad case of it
>>62629327marry her AFTER the the pregnancy is confirmed
Can we have one day were things aren't either going down or moving side ways
Man how do people not save? I was craving chicken terriyaki and learned how to make it like the mall place been eating it for a week.What are these zoomers spending their money on?
>>62629337sportsbets
>>62629337convenience
>>62629337they spend it on the retarded coffees they get from starbucks and all the other CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOM shit
>>62629319So 254M people then. Considering a very conservative the 1:3 ratio, not even sufficient, let alone in the age of drone.
uhi hear police sirensmister kevin?!
>>62629297retarded taking what she says seriouslymake some more money, spoil her and give her a chance to hold someone elses baby and she will come around
gemini says 515 and 520 are important levels for soxx, below 515 and market makers sell into weakness to hedge puts, above 520 they buy into strength to hedge calls.
>>62629338>>62629341These plus Trader Joe's, vacations, concerts, and consumables you can easily get for free by pirating
>there are people here who hold only index funds why are you here? Just keep adding money to your index funds. Stocks going up and down don’t matter in the short term
>>62629337i live with my parents and i can go months without spending a single dollar, every dollar out of my paycheck goes into the market
2nd time i've had to roll these walmart covered callsyou can slow down on gains
>>62629283I already admitted I was wrong short term and lost a goodly sum.You’re acting like I don’t post my errors.I was correct last week about MU, SPCX down and the SPY up, was wrong that week about gold and admitted as much and also did obeisance and walked to the cathedral in a hair shirt for it in the thread. I am still going to short gold more though,especially now that bussy has a trilly to play with.
QXO anyone?>pic unrelated
>>62629351>why are you here?Probably the memes and to laugh at degenerates who REFUSE to index and chill
>>62629346TA is useless, even if an AI spits it
is there anyone here that is trying to quit smoking?i've been trying to quit it for the last few months but i relapsed again
Was Ken Langone really the only one who refused to do business with Madoff? How fucking stupid was everyone else to not see through that asshole
>>62629350Trader joes is like one of the best grocery stores though, it not even that expensive.
>>62629331I know most of this which is why I would want to start relatively soon. Women who think age isn’t a relevant factor in pregnancy until 35 have been psyoped by irresponsible doctors
>>62629363Just vape bro, or switch to snus.General specifically not that zyn trash
>>62629297You must consider 2 factors: as another anon said your love will fade by that point as your relationship becomes routine. This is inevitable.The other is that younger women irrevocably change their life plans by their mid to late 20s even into their 30s; girls who always wanted kids decide they want to be child free, party and travel and girls who never wanted a kid get baby crazy once their first friend gets knocked up. If you honestly want a kid and have a stable enough job that you can financially support all 3 you have to consider what she is bringing to the table. Unless she is in college studying something marketable or is in a professional career with a clear progression scale you should convince her to have your child. If she doesn't meet either of those requisites she will flop around low paying jobs the rest of her life with or without a kid.
>>62629363chew a cig like bubblegum when you get a craving, you won't feel like smoking for the rest of the day because you'll be so disgusted
>>62629368i am not fucking vaping, only niggers vapesnus is a viable option, i will consider that
>>62629309>>62629320I disagree with this, only because I consider it a misplacement of what "love" is. Lust is not love. The reason so many couples get into a marriage/have kids and then start to drift/hate each other is because they enjoyed having fun together and sex together. They didn't think or experience what it meant to just be together in the same household, having to contend with chores, separation of duties, etc.I absolutely love my wife, and we've been together well past the "honeymoon phase" (as people with shit relationships like to call it because they're bitter). Its because we're good at the daily life stuff of cooking, cleaning, separating duties, helping each other that we're able to still love one another and enjoy life. I should add we're actively trying for kids so we're both committed to that too.Like of fucking course if you're with some bitch and just like to bang and go out you're probably going to have a bad time when actual responsibilities hit and you have to be together daily.>>62629297As for you, it sounds like the two of you are at a bit of a crossroads. You want kids soon, and she wants to wait. She wants you to commit to being with her DESPITE her wanting to wait. That's what she means by "never know what you want". You have a choice to make. Either you get with her and you have to be okay with waiting, or you're gone.I don't necessarily want to say you give her an ultimatum, because those never work out in a relationship, but if you haven't already had that conversation (it sounds like you have), you need to have it. And if you already have had it, you need to have it again but with a caveat that this is you showing her what you want, and if she can't give that then you can't commit.If you're worried you'll be foreveralone without her then you'll probably have to suck it up, commit to her, and just wait.
>>62629346and there's obviously a large accumulator but they pulled their bids at 520 and waited for the bobos to show up but had big limit orders sitting at ~513, you can see it on the tape where they absorbed all the supply. the question is how much they have to accumulate, they're trying to build with limit orders but if sellers run out they have to sweep the asks and if that happens we could go much higher.>>62629361100% wrong, and even if it were useless it doesn't matter because cta's manage billions and it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy because of their orders
>>62629371
>>62629373>snus is a viable option, i will consider thatI would again highly recommend General, you do have to find a store near you that carries it though not everybody has it. Their website has a zipcode map search
>>62629363>>62629373Your a dumbass and will die of lung cancer. Vaping is the easiest way to quit cigs.
>>62629368>>62629373>snusyeah fuck up your teeth, throat and stomach to have a temporary nicotine hitgoyim are truly something else
>>62629344Are you the brave anon hanging around Washington DC in the hopes of spontaneously wooing AOC?
>>62629331All this tells me is society went thousands of years with women getting marriages and having children in their early 20s for a good reason
Real Sneeders only do Copenhagen snuff
>>62629321If you haven’t included salvation into your financial plan, you definitely aren’t going to make it.
>>62629381Better than cigarettes, and none of that shit is a guarantee
Why do you people smoke anything other than occasional pot?
>>62629373schizo vapes, so you are right>>62629369Love doesn't fade. Being in love, that tingle feel, but that should have already faded. Love is something else.>>62629374is right, the first part.Second part also sounds right. He's in a bad spot, if he really wants children at that age and she wants to wait 4-5 years.
>>62629379>implying vaping doesnt fuck up your lungs either>>62629381i am trying to quit, not looking for a replacement
>>62629383There's an anon doing that?I haven't been to DC in over ten years. God damn... I almost forgot about that too. It was a meetup arranged on /soc/. What a weird experience.
>>62629378You’re*
wtf is Snus, I only know Zyn. How about Snizz>>62629389Terminator Salvation is on my list.
>>62629375cope.If it's so consistent try getting a quant job with your meme drawings, see how it goes. Do you hate earning 200k per year or something?
>>62629396then quit, snus will be just another costly addiction
There is simply nothing I can do to make my portfolio better at this moment and probably in the next year either. I should get a second job to put more in.
>>62629403i have an 8th grade diploma so that's kind of off the table because the insurance companies would not allow it and i don't need to work because i made nearly 400k this year and my mom takes care of my bills
>>62629206Women don't even act like women anymore, vulgar women who cuss without refrain are disgusting to me.
>>62629402Zyn is a type of snus. Snus is the OG name for nicotine pouches. Although snus also refers to the type of nicotine you can knead yourself and shove up your lip.
>>62629396Vaping is not a long term solution, I never implied that. For what it's worth I quit smoking and vaping and instantly increased my stock buys almost 200% a month. The money is very noticeable, smoking is a cash pit.
>>62629396Read this book. Audio book is also very good. This is financial advice. I smoked 1-2 packs a day when I was younger and stopped in 2015 thanks to this method.
I buy a pack of cigs everyday. They cost $20. Thats $7000. What stock should I buy instead?
>>62629421PM
>>62629417i am aware of that, thats the second reason why i am trying to quit after health concerns>>62629420i will check it out, thanks>>62629421also are there any aussies here? is it true you guys pay 40 for a pack of cigs?
>>62629297Could be worse. You could have fallen in love (honestly more like possessed) with a nurse at the psych ward that is 10 years younger than you.
>>62629331>mom had me at 42, incredibly low chanceAnd it turns out I was the best out of the 3 kids. TBF I get why my father was going full balls in still. Based dad.
Markets so dead niggers are talking about smoking
>>62629423Carney is going for 7K? Thats a bargain.>>62629430Ima burger
>>62629410even if you dont need the money, try finding 1 single quant job offer in this planet that asks you to have any knowledge in TA in 2026. if it was so easy mathematicians wouldnt bother with stochastic calculus, or even market sentiment data analysis
>>62629416thankfully I never got into smoking as I'm quite addictive.once bought a cheap leather jacket and the bitch wife of the likely deceased didn't say that he was a chain smoker that's been sitting in a bar every night of the week. The jacket was unwearable, it smelled like smoke all the time. I wore it just to see how it fit with a t-shirt and I got a nicotine kick. After I took it off I fell the urge to wear it again 30min later. Addiction already kicking in.I threw it away, was only 10-15€ or so, neither worth the effort nor the money to wash it.
>>62629442getting a nicotine kick from a leather jacket is quite amazing how the fuck did you manage that
>>62629430>is it true you guys pay 40 for a pack of cigs?damn thats nuts
>>62629369>feelings fadeYeah hence why I’m skeptical about waiting for her. Like I don’t wanna wait years for her to be ready to have my children only to have her change her mind last second and I’m a mid 30s balding old man with nothing to show for it. She’s a good girl and everything she’s just sounds like the type that got sniped by modernity. She’s finishing her masters in criminal justice or something and she tells me she wants to travel the world with her husband first etc etc as if she’s been looking at too many insta reels. I told her you could still do that with a child just dumb them off at their grandparents, they love grandkids and she was really against it.>>62629374Yeah, well, notice in my first post I never said I was in a relationship with her just that I was talking with her. It’s a weird dynamic. We’ve had sex and actively talk about family goals but we’re not really a couple although it feels like it. She knows I’m actively searching around dating apps and gets jealous when it’s brought up but doesn’t stop talking to me over it. It’s really weird. I think zoomies call it a “situationship”My point is I like her, a lot, to the point where I don’t want to stop talking to her. But I guess I’m kinda biding time until I potentially meet someone else that’s ready to start sooner
>takes out a loan at 6% interest>turns it into 300k>doesn't sellWhy do they always do thisAnd why is it never meIt's always retarded people who have Giga Luck until they fumble
>>62629443I wore it long enough to sweat as it was summer (which is why I wore a t-shirt) when I bought it and the cloth in the jacketsleeves must have been soaked full of smoke/ash/whatever that has nicotine. So it went through the skin.As I said, I'm very sensitive/addictive. And I don't smoke, so I wasn't used to it either.But I could feel the unrest minutes after taking it off.
Still holdin ABCL.
>>62629439you seem to think that the only way to make money is by doing math problems. there are plenty of wall street jobs for technical analysts though. anyways your problems are not mine, wagie, and you don't seem like you're trying to help as much as you're trying to say you know more math than me, and i don't really care because i don't like or need arithmetic in my life
>>62629453its like gambling they win and always want more>>62629455never do anything addictive my man
>>62629451I just re-read what I wrote. Actually I did say I was in a relationship. Fuck me. I meant and should have wrote “ I never said I was a committed couple with her”Fuck me my bad guys
>>62629448$3.78 for a pack of Marlboros in Best Macedonia. Carton of ten $37.80. No discount for bulk purchase.
>>62629459Luckily I'm also very stingy, so that trumps that possible addiction, as I'm not paying for cigarettes. It's also too obviously harmful, like inhaling smoke into the lungs, c'mon now.>>62629448wtf, based Australia.
NIGGERS !!!
>>62629451>Yeah, well, notice in my first post I never said I was in a relationship with her just that I was talking with her. It’s a weird dynamic. We’ve had sex and actively talk about family goals but we’re not really a couple although it feels like it.Right, so you kind of ruined it by starting with sex, not asking her to be your girlfriend, and not taking the romantic path.You're experiencing the transition from lust to relationship and struggling already. It sounds like you two haven't even attempted to live together.My man, you can't just jump from "yeah we fucked a few times and talked" to "I'm only going to get with her if she will have kids". That's the kind of conversation you have with a girlfriend, not some lady you like to meet and bang sometimes.My advice is to ask her to be your official girlfriend and take those steps. Try to be together more often as a couple, consider moving in when it feels right. Then revisit the kids conversation when you're actually situated together and not in some fucking FWB situation.
>>62629350>ozempic v goyslopTheyre on the same side though...
>>62629451Jesus h Christ women sound fucking awful. Have you tried punching the dumb bitch in the mouth?
uhhh ameribros?i thought we were the wealthy ones???
>>62629479I should finish my thought here too:She is craving to be an actual "Thing" with you. that's what she means by you don't know what you want. You're trying to jump bases my getting her to commit to kids when you can't even ask her to be your girlfriend.Here's the thing too, being an official couple in no way binds you together. If you're her boyfriend and, after a year or two she is cagey about getting married, and especially cagey about having kids, then you can dump her. Like until you're signing marriage papers none of it truly "matters".And let me tell you, as a 34 year old man with a loving wife who is trying to have kids, the kids will come when they're damn well ready because I've been pumping cum into her for months now and we still haven't conceived yet. Some people try for a LONG TIME, even years, before it happens.
>>62629488>MedianWE'RE WEALTHY ON AVERAGE OK??? ELON'S TRILLION HELPS ALL OF US!!!
>>62629451>I never said I was in a relationship with her just that I was talking with her. It’s a weird dynamic.>We’ve had sex and actively talk about family goals but we’re not really a couple although it feels like it>I meant and should have wrote “ I never said I was a committed couple with her”What is happening here lol>>62629491upDOOZed
SPRB
>>62629488>Germany at less than half of Francebuilding wealth? we don't do that in Germany...
>>62629488your average ameribro will shill his country and call europeans poor until he or his relatives need to be hospitalized and their insurance company uses some jewish voodoo to deny their claim and they get into shit ton of debtwell atleast we aint payin' half of our income as taxes like europoors!
>DKS computer
>>62629358>besmirching this good christian girl with this nefarious editbaka my head
>>62629488Well we do have tons of niggers and spics that are happy being roaches on our system.Wait how the fuck is uk up there? and above ireland? yeah this is not accurate lol.
>>62629479We don’t know each other so a lot gets lost in communication over screen. She isn’t or never was just a fuck buddy that I decided to bring home from a bar. We’ve been talking for six months before the sex thing even happened after we were hanging out one night. It was completely spontaneous and had no intention of it happening. For those six months as much as we talked, and the type of things we would talk about we may as well had been a couple, but I kinda kept lying to myself and telling myself she was just a friend despite having feelings (I was coming out of a breakup). So no I don’t think I jumped the gun by fucking her. Even most official couples probably start fucking within the 1st month. I was talking with her and doing couple things barring the sex for half a year>>62629489Yes you’re having slight difficulty conceiving in your early to mid 30s, that’s my point! It’s why I don’t want to wait
If you were to fall asleep only to never wake up, would you really mind?Also what the fuck are we buying today?
I was a little bummed that I forgot to buy DICK yesterday.Now I'm relieved I dodged that.
I hope we'll have nigger Wednesday and even nigger Thursday>>62629488The USD has weakened significantly, which is clearly visible against other major currencies.You should compare cost of living as well, and parchuse power.
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>>62629063Glad someone saved my edit.
>>62629519i have yet to accomplish some of my life goals so i would mind
Why buy SPY when you can buy NANC?
mister kev kevwhy is it going down?!
>>62629530why have a mid gf when you can simply pay 10/10 escorts to fart in your face
1488 is fair market value for sneed disk
>>62629488THAT'S FAKE, AMERICANS ARE THE WEALTHY ONES.
>>62629517This will be my last response to you so we don't turn this into /adv/, but my advice stands. Ask her to be your girlfriend officially. I think that's all she really wants from you right now. Work from there, because then she'll know you're serious and you'll know she's not just a fuckbuddy/situationship.Be a couple, do stuff, have fun, but also work toward a future. Talk about your plans, your wants and needs, and work from there.>why I don't want to waitShe's younger than you by a decent amount man. Women's fertility chance doesn't even drop until about 32 years old, and males doesn't seriously drop until after 45.You're gonna be okay. Don't let your anxiety about it impact your chances with a woman it sounds like you like a lot.Like I said, just go ask her to be your girlfriend for real. She'll be thrilled, and then you can enjoy each other's company more comfortably.
>>62629519It would make my mom sad.Gonna buys some cigs and edibles and some hgh.
>>62629363If you're in EU, use Dextazin. If US, try to import cytisinicline if it's not aproved (just don't buy it from pajeet land).
I found some serious alpha, but I don't want to let minorities benefit so I can't say anything more in this thread, but this is going to be big boss.
>>62629539Your advice kind of sucks >>62629517Tell her that you want to open up the relationship so you're both free to do whatever you want while you are also kind of together.Then find yourself someone else who wants to have kids meanwhile you do things with her so you aren't single.When you find someone who wants to have kids, then you ditch this one and go live your real life.
>>62628351Where do you guys buy crypto?Do you use KYC policy platforms or not
>>62629539Yeah. Regardless of our disagreements I appreciate the input man. I’ve got some ideas to chew on now
>>6262942010/10 recommendation. The nice thing is that you don't even have to stop smoking when you're reading it.
>>62629420Dude got the 420 get while talking about smoking boss.
>62629550>open relationship
What's stopping me from putting like $50k into a high dividend ETF right before dividend payout, and then selling after the dividend distributes? I estimated the dividend I could get would be $200
>>62629566If you don't have kids at 30 then it'll be over for you, if she won't have your kids, then you'll find someone else.But instead of rejecting her like an incel, I'd stay friends with benefits with her while you find someone else.
>>62629549>going to be bigThat's just my penis boss give it a few more strokes
>>62629479Yeah, this whole situation sounds a bit weird. You commit first and be girl- and boyfriend for 1-2 years or so and then. You don't fuck and meet sometimes and go "so you want kids now or what?"Still unsure if it changes her thinking about having children soon, if he'd commit into being her boyfriend/partner.>>62629550This sounds like the more realistic advice even though it's not the traditional and "goodboy" way. It just sounds like she wouldn't want children now anyways.BUT, it's also REALLY questionable if he'll find somebody else that's 5 years younger and wants kids NOW, that he likes etc. A lot more likelier to find somebody older/his age that wants kids now, but yeah
>>62629568Nothing, but that income will be taxed at a higher rate since you wouldn't have held for the qualified dividend timing.Also make sure to buy before ex-div since that's the actual date its locked in.
>>62629573You can't help your kids if you're an old man and your kid is a teenager.You have to have your kids on time.
>>62629568>What's stopping me from putting like $50k into a high dividend ETF right before dividend payout, and then selling after the dividend distributes? I estimated the dividend I could get would be $200Why not just hold KMB instead? No sense juggling diapers dude.
>>62629571inb4 she gets knocked up by some other dude, and then this cuck raises some other man's child thinking it was his until he finds out the truth like 12 years later.
should i stop actively trading and just buy miners and oil majors? since 2022 I havent been able to beat the index
>>62629578That won't happen
>sneedbius pumping a bit>same with BE >and CoreweaveIs Leopold back in action? Can’t remember his other holdings
>>62629580Yes. I've been holding and accumulating for a couple of years in miners and oil. The big payoff is yet to come.
just checked WTI today
>>62629582happens all the time, best case the kid comes out the shoot with dark skin and then he can leave right then boss
Nu>>62628370>>62628370>>62628370Nu
>>62629589chute*
>>62629519>would you really mindNo.
>>62629524Kind of want to facefuck this girl for some reason
>>62629488Averages are funny like that, and this is why you always point out and laugh at retards giving you averages. And you have no idea how bad it actually is, your pic only scratches the surface of it.
>>62629488>Germany>GreeceNow I fully understand their seethe and irrational crusade against Greece, kek
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/24/buy-gold-on-the-treasury-bond-market-intervention-says-deutsche-bank.htmlTop signal?
