My financial advice: Don't marry a slut and have an actually interesting personality

dont buy bitcoin at the top of a bulltrap like now

>>62633664
well, if we're honest, buy Bitcoin anytime. I don't mean now. I mean anytime. It means you will win as long as you have the funds to support you. This is easy. Buy cheap is a dream. Buying expensive doesn't matter ultimately.
Expensive BTC once was 1k use faggot currency

>>62633652
Ok but I want to have children so what do?

Said "happy birthday you old hag" to my wife on her 35th birthday as a joke. That was the end of that marriage

>>62633652
There are demoralizing jobs. Some people will say that no job is demoralizing but that's not true. Don't take any job that will jade you so bad that you shrug off working and then are forced to live off the permissions of other people. Know your worth and keep your dignity.

>>62633685
why?

your genes are shit and you are poor

>>62633691
Anon, why are you talking to that mirror?

>>62633652
Forget shitcoins and buy bitcoin

>>62633692
you are also poor and ugly, please dont have kids

>>62633652
Retired oldfag here
It is better to have two gigs than one and a 4chan account. Get to $1k, $10k, then $100k savings before trying to shitpost with the big boys. If I had done that I would be on a beach with a bitch and btc instead of poastin’ in this thread

>>62633697
>full rampant outer critic

>>62633652
Sound financial advice. But I would probably have an heroed without my wife. Swings and roundabouts.
You can definitely get wrecked financially but my mental state has never been better.
The best tip:
>Don't let her know how much you have/earn
She knows I have a crypto stack, but certainly believes it is 10x less than it is.

>>62633652
This is bad financial advice. You do want to get married, if nothing else because your income increases substantially more than your living costs. You just have to make sure she's sane, financially responsible, and not a slut. If you aren't interested in kids then just get one as a roommate (but be careful of common-law marriage statutes).

>>62633686
women have no sense of humour

>>62633652
Great one OP. Giga old fag here, do not have children if you are white. If you're wife is mixed it's okay. Do NOT get married bros

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>>62633652
65 year old oldfag here, its good to get married for tax benefits, some advice i could give is to get your wife a strong black bvll so you can spend more free time investing and getting rich.

Get married to an Asian woman if you're white, and make her stay at home and not work.

Stack hold and silver. Ignore meme stocks and shitcoins. Maybe put some in dividends if you want liquid fiat while doing something about inflation.

Live beneath your means.

Save up and buy a starter home. Stay out of debt.

Cum inside your wife and have kids.

Laugh and chill while normgroids seethe and cope at your peaceful existence.

>>62634023
>You just have to make sure she's sane

And there's the fucking problem anon. There are no sane women as long as smartphones exist.

>>62633652
Lie your way into her pants, then ghost her. Always give a fake name and have a burner phone, bought in cash.