Also stop telling me to "VOO and chill" there are no jobs and if I fucking get back in the office I'm going to be trying to 10x as fast as possible to get the fuck out

Hey. I actually know how to make money on the stock market and with crypto if necessary, and I do so every day. I am so good at it I make a living doing it, comfortably. I know everything you need to be successful.

I will not be sharing any of that until they're all gone. Anyone with a brain knows exactly what's going on. You're trying to trick someone smarter than you into giving away stuff for free, it's gonna be hard, but it's not impossible. So you at least have to trick me into thinking they're gone and really butter me up, then I may tell you how to make money and easily too. My best estimate for when that's going to be is maybe March next year, but this bunch has some pretty sore egos so it may be months longer. Not my problem though, really wish I could help but that's just the way the cookie crumbles I'm afraid.

Here's the best I can do at the moment: Get a job.

money is political though