You are needed in aisle five, wagelet.
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>>62636327This wouldn’t even take 10 minutes to clean up.
>>62636327*sliip* Ahhh it hurts so much, I can't work anymore and I'm disabled for life, here's a note from my doctor cohenstein saying so, you have to pay long term disability now or a lump sum payment of 20 million dollars.
>>62636354That's how long it takes me to remove oil from a pot using hot water
>>62636327cleaning that up is probably the highlight of the wagies day
>>62636527Anything is better than interacting with customers.
>>62636503doesn't work if you're a white male
>>62636327https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHJrBdr6UNc
>>62636706I worked in a store selling cheap plastic knickknacks and assorted crap. I was the only man there, so whenever something broke I was called to fix it. I loved it exactly because thst meant I didn't have to talk to costumers. Waging in stores through college is great, as long as you don't have to be around costumers.
>>62636330fpbp
>>62638181A missed opportunity to call it sneed oil.
>>62636327oops I don't feel so good, I'm going to take a sick day. Bye
>>62636327Kek I did this once as a wagie and decided to just go home out of embarrassment