Just to KLARify: I'm not sponsored by Klarna Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62639348
Eurohomo here. I want to buy a house in 3 months. I reserved some shekels for that. Where do I park it in the mean time? I don't like the numbers below.>2.5% p.a. on 3 month CD>2.1% p.a. on savings account
>>62640155if Broadcum dumps next week I will kill myself
>>62640151The "countries that matter" are all either US vassal states or China.
>>62640153JEPQ
>>62640153Park it under your mattress dumbassNOT YOUR VAULT = NOT YOUR CASH
>>62640153>>62640162GPIQ
>>62640151Correct.Every country that matters wants USD to continue.List of countries that matter:>USA>CHINA.The rest want an alt, they cry out for freedom. Vae victis.>>62640143if you believe this i suggest you look at how hard Clinton tried to hand of the balkans to yuros and how impossible it was for them to agree on anything, even about when to have a meeting about a meeting.seethers will continue seething until they have a leader to hide behind, and chinese elites (exporters) are happy to lord over their populace with a weak yuan, which is why it is so funny seeing people say china will rug us.
>>62640153Problem is that you need it in 3 months and whatever you buy might crab downwards in that time. I think your case is one of the few where putting money in bonds would make sense.
>>62640153Put it in the 2.5%, it's not worth the risk to make a few hundred more.>>62640162>>62640166He is euro. He is gonna get taxed at 30% on distributions and might even lose principal depending on how market goes.
>>62640177still gonna net him 7% even with a 30% bite out of it. sure beats a 2.5 return
>>62640090>>62640117i know wbut i want o know where its coming from. is it literally from the fed directly or one of those fake and gay bank relief programs or the fake and gay infrastructure bill shit or just the local bank lending that someone ordered increased? i have a feeling its related to the jewish globohomo AI datacenter surveillance state?
>>62640162>>62640166>>62640177Even as an American, SPYI is better for taxable accounts than JEPI/JEPQ/GPIQ. JEPI/JEPQ is for your IRA/Roth after you've turned 55 and want to generate some income to pull from it.
>>62640182GPIQ and JEPQ monthly yield is about 0.8% which goes down to around 0.6% after being taxed. Assuming he has saved 100k and rounding the numbers he would have 100600 investing in 2.5% and would have 102000 investing in JEPQ/GPIQ and that's if the NASDAQ stay still. It's just not worth the risk of getting a bad day when he needs the money and the NASDAQ is down to get 1400 more on a 100k amount.
>>62640186find out for yourself.i learned so much answering this question for myself, loads more than ever before researching any market topic. I admit I didn't sleep for almost a month but it is besides the point.it will take you quite some time but you will be glad you did it.>i have a feeling its related to the jewish globohomo AI datacenter surveillance state?this is what i mean when i say "low effort schizo"your brain is an economist and wants to do the least amount of work possible/be most efficent to satisfy the task you give it.you can be retarded and just say: jews dun it.but even if that's true, it isn't (note though before your instinctual /pol/tard reaction is to say JOO JOO JOO that I am simply advocating you look into it, not suggesting you ought to believe x or y or z), but supposing it was, you would be no better off and it wouldn't give you any insight into how they dun dun it and you wouldn't make any money.or you can learn how don & co are actually doing it (which is not what is in your textbook and which will make claude very angry if you propose it and which will have redditors screaming you're a schizo) and exit the cave and profit.be a high effort schizo.
>>62640198
bro i read a book, it's not the jewish epstein people. have you read a book?
>>62640193CC ETFs are actually amazing in choppy crab markets if you don't want to take the time to sell options yourself.
>>62640153SAAAR PLS DO NOT REDEEMSAAAR
Guilty by designShe's nothing more than fictionShe dreams in digital'Cause it's better than nothingNow that control is goneIt seems unrealShe's dreaming in digitalShe dreams in digitalhttps://youtu.be/NczLNctogZk
>100% cash since 2021
>>62640206Yes, but it's important to understand the tax break down of the distributions between the different CC ETFs.SPYI is mostly return of capital, which means if you set it on DRIP, you pay almost no taxes inside of a taxable margin/cash account, deferring taxes until you sell.JEPI/JEPQ has a lot more capital gains and premium income, making more suited to tax deferred or after tax accounts.
>>62640214>worried about a correction>not worried about the much more dangerous opportunity costwhats your next move anon?
>>62640153Revolut or Trading212 instant access savings
>>62640204most ppl would just tell you to voo and chill or to kill yourself.i am not so forgiving.you will get off your ass and make it.
>>62640241>oil for free!>totally free!>no strings attachedbig sus...
>>62640204I read lost of books, almost exclusively about or by the Epstein class. AMA.
>>62640223>whats your next move anon?Good question. Im thinking of starting a hyper leveraged GRRR long to make back all that missed capital appreciation in one fell swoop
>>62640252I hope it's true but it seems like oil price suppression
>>62640177Woah, look what I just learned from Grok. EU residents can buy the UCITS listed tickers of our popular covered call ETFs and pay no withholding tax.JEIP.L, JEIP.DE, JEPI.S, etc.
>>62640258It might take a decade and 50 billion dollars to pump a meaningful amount of oil in Venezuela
>>62640261rumor is big oil agrees.
>>62640260Yeah I can get VUSA instead of VOO, VWRL instead of VT etc. But not everything has a UCITS version.I'll do some reading on those, but I'm thinking a 10% downswing is a bit more risk than I should take. Thanks folks.
>>62640252>>62640261uhm PROBLEM SOLVED panican>>62640244hey you reminded me to check positioninglooks like everybody is short lumber again. want to short that one too?>>62640255educated guess how many adult clones are out there
>>62640268depends on what tech. they do clone central casting 1:1 but only at the very high level, it's expensive and the technology is bad. clones only live a few months. so you may see a trump clone, but not a graham clone. elites are getting into blood line cloning but there is the whole nurture aspect so you don't end up with a 1:1. the real focus is on immortality, first stage is already basically done which will push them to 140-150 years. by then they hope to have transhumanist consciousness upload capabilities to machines.
>>62640268sry that was meant for the other dude.as to lumber, no.that isn't linked to my thesis about labor.if i take my thesis and extrapolate it would get too complicated, on the one hand financial vehicles/the future etc are losing value, but this is because real wages will be going up, and real wages going up would allow for more homes, so you get a chicken problem that would be quite hard to untangle.the uncertainty tho i would say in all political parties agreeing zoomlenial housing is an issue counterbalanced by boomers who actually vote having most of their wealth tied up in housing and the fact they are dying while pop is not growing, and then there being the environmentalism angle, makes it even harder to guess at
>>62640261
>>62640153PAAA on the first day of the month, is the best, safe place to park cash for a short time.
>>62640197i already know the mechanics of money creation i want to know who and why it was created the past year as that chart showed. usually theres an obvious explanation like the QE in 2008 or bank bailouts from last year
>>62640261Who cares, I just want the united States to control the oil rather than china or some commie in Venezuela
>>62640241just more market manipulation keywords. venezuelan oil is fucking locked in the ground in nasty sludge thats a nightmare to extract and refine. that shit wont hit markets for a decade even if exxon started building the drilling rigs and refineries today
>>62640261The point is not to pump the oil, the point is to prevent it from being pumped and from being sold to China without buying US treasuries. Capitalism is not about free markets it's about monopoly.
>>62640223Everything is correcting right now. This market is shit
don't worry about oil babe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1cKFm0Sz9M
>>62640272>140-150as much as i don't want to believe it, just from what i've seen it does seem plausible. just with the recent dis"coveries"/closures with oncology immune therapy. add the liver thymus pairs or whatever goes on with that and you're probably there>>62640279>real wages will be going up>"living standards will go up"lmao. i have a thesis: global banker war 3. don't tie yourself in knotsnot the recording i was looking for but it's decenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdrsHSgfLPs
>>62640153Conservative iron condor on some company.
kek soxl btw
>>62640327MILLIONS WILL STARVE AND YOU'RE LAUGHING?
>>62640288as long as you keep looking under the firm assumption it is not happening in the usual way, you'll figure it out>>62640322you are right that I was being imprecise, proportional wages is better, the pie could still be smaller theoretically
>>62640330SAD!PATHETIC!
>>62640327It should've rebounded around there, $110, on the support. I'm going to kill myself. Here, guys. Take care of my daughter while I join Gehenna.
>>62640360wtf are these pics man lmao
>>62640362it's his daugher
>futureshttps://youtu.be/ABzIADpkO4g