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What's that meatball Ray Dalio doing nowadays
Kek oil baggies
>>62641905What if tech is/serves the same social function as what colonies were to the Ancient Greeks, where “le real world” lines of business are like the land in those days, and tech is the far flung colonies to send the clamoring teeming masses off towards rather than allow/have the threat of actual real control of land/divie stocks in their hands.Sure some of them found a Sicily and good for them, but most are eaten by Ukrainian savages or steppe beasts or Africans. That this silly revolving game in the metaverse is simply a social release valve.
>>62641919I would have stopped and listened to the what the Ancient Greeks had to say which is what no else did.
>>62641910Doing your mother, what's it to ya punk?>He isn't buying GRRRlollmao
>>62641919https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hengist_and_Horsa#Book_6
>>62641919Makes sense also when you consider a lot of the office jobs in tech are just adult daycare jobs.
What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, vote in next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzx7LqyR>https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzx7LqyRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6o8h5FwcNU
>>62641942Why no option for niggerpump?
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>>62641947Was there noos?
>>62641945I think just having three simple percentile groups is enough. If it gets more complicated, we'd have to figure out where the niggerpump is on the curve and then add more terms and instructions. This way, it's just a simple, anonymous poll of sentiment for the upcoming week.
>>62641927best album?
>>62641932I like the ticker so im in. What is it anyways
>>62641942three for six i tihnkFUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFIwUqEiEnw
>>62641942>What will markets do next week?shid and piss
>>62641969We had a near total lunar eclipse that turned the moon red a few nights agoObviously the heavens are telling us to sell
I've written an extensive prompt to red-team any ticker in various AIs before I buy. It would have eliminated many of the value traps that gave me lossesI have also applied for an received currency accounts in my broker (europe) so I no longer have to pay forced currency conversion fees every time I buy and sell (this cost me $k in 2025).The future is neon bright
>>62641978(Not that I was unprofitable before this. 100.36% 3 year cagr, slightly above nasdaq composite. 28.54% ytd)
>>62641972that was actually the red leaving earth to be pure green, no more red on earth it all went to space
>>62641972dude i am fucked up. tonight was a full moon but last night (~2/3AM, fuck DST) was clealy something like the end of a cycle, rightmost side was minor crescent.>leaving everything previously typed>https://in-the-sky.org/news.php?id=20260828_09_100okay this makes me feel better. when i went to bed last night i was pretty disturbed not knowing what was going on
Enter...Klarrot.
>>62641992That nigga KNOWS something... Something you can't finance...
>WEAThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ioc9shJa_lI
>>62641919>threat of actual real control of landThe war for land in the digital world will be immense no?
>>62641964Asian nebius, you own a piece of this man's soul now
>>62642034idiotic
>>62642041
im putting my money in SGOV and there's nothing you fags can do about it.
>>62642045>bro my sex robots are ackschually non-reproduceable and therefore intrisically valuableif you counter my nonsense counterarguement i'm gonna call you a joo. bet
>>62642037Nice. Ill add it to my collection of AI compute stocks, along with CRWV and IREN
GUYS!!I just found out about this stock GRRRThe CEO is INDIAN, the most successful immigrant group in America whose average wealth far eclipses that of American whitesI think I'm gonna go all in
>>62642089Thanks anonJust cancelled my buy order
>>62642064
>>62642096that's my gramma delete plz
>>626420640% real interest rate if you're lucky. probably negative real returns boss.
>>62642096>>62642119where do you guys park your cash if you're not ready to invest or gamba? I heard an anon shilling SATA a while back
What's/smg/s thoughts on Warsh and friends? I haven't been able to follow it and it will be a while before I can read through the old posts. Do I panic sell or panic buy everything?
>>62642129in SGOV or HYSA. but over time SGOV is like a slowly melting ice cube. and the opportunity cost of not having that deployed elsewhere adds up over time. if you want 0% risk with the risk free rate, and you want access to that cash... its basically HYSA or SGOV, which are essentially identical from a rate perspective. if you want a better rate, you have to lock up the cash for a term like a CD or something.
>>62642129SCHD for me.
>>62642130Chance of a rate hike is real but I personally don’t think the Fed will hike this year. Warshs job is to talk tough and convince the markets to price in a rate hike he’ll never actually do. Trump appointed him to create the illusion of Fed independence. I think they’re just going to cook the numbers and buy time until they can warrant rate cuts.
>CVX>VT
>>62642156Warsh is a paper tiger. The debt service on $35T+ means they physically cannot pull a Volcker without turning the US government into a subprime default statistic. They’ll just inflate it away and lie about CPI.
mister bessent!!!!what the fuck are you doing?!?!
>>62642161getting dicked down in a cozy lodge right now.
>>62642076>my sex robots are ackschually non-reproduceableyes, my sex robots are one of a kind. Truly works of art. One of one pieces. yes there is intrinsic value in them. But what dollar value do you place on one of a kind beauty?
>>62641936bede and gildas are more reliable sources on the subject.
IN THE WILD WILD WESTTRYING MY HARDESTDOIN MY BESTTO STAY ALIVE
>>62642156Still believe in trump.
>>62642183Rough neck so go check the law and abideWatch your step or flex and get a hole in your sideSwallow your pride, don't let your lip reactYou don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at
Just made some homemade chili cheese fries from scratch.
>>62642213For me it's leftover chicken and broccoli and fried dumplings
>>62642213based potato farmer.
>>62642213Does food taste good on meth?
>>62642213>>62642239I feel like chili cheese fries is something you should only do with frozen bag fries. True potato aficionados would want to maintain that crispy texture from the frying process while also maintaining full potato flavor. A sprinkle with some salt or cajun seasoning is all a nigga needs. Trust me.
>>62642260the secret to crispy taters is getting the moisture out. i make my own hashbrowns sometimes from real taters and you gotta squeeze all the water out to get it crispy.
/smg/ movie nite starts soontonites stock market movie is Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (1974)
I wanted to spend my casino winnings on sexy anime girl figures, but my mom said she would get my accounts frozen if I did. I bought one bootleg $10 nendoroid and she already chimped out. Goddamn. What's wrong with boomers?
>>62642160Inflating it away works much better when the budget deficit is lower than the rate of inflation
>>62642293spending it all on hookers and blow and tell her after she might change her mind and more ok with you buying anime figures
>>62642160Facts, I agree with you 100 percent.
>>62642156That seems to be the opinion of the market as well since it didn't really do shit. If he was trying to spook everyone I would have to say mission failed.
>>62642130The FED is always late and wrong, no matter who is in the big boy chair.Fiat haters talk them up like they’re giga satan, but they’re more like the Banking equivalent of the DMV if anything. A very archaic and dysfunctional DMV.If there’s one thing Warsh is underselling it’s the fact that all their data tools are completely useless.Back in the 90’s Greenspan let it slip once that they don’t even know the real numbers anymore because everything had hyper financialized during the digital age beyond the scope of the Fed’s ability to track it. M1, M2, M3, you name it, they’ve all been inaccurate for years. Which is why they rely on these vibe reports, it’s the best they can do when the currency they’re trying to track has already no-clipped into the 4th dimension. It’s also why they’re always late and reactionary, cause they’re running on vibes.This is biggest reason they really don’t want an audit, it would show how utterly clueless the man behind the curtain has been.That and it would also probably expose a lot of grift.
>>62642156>>62642160I agree about Warsh but he's just the Chairman which is just the public face of the FOMC, he has no extra powers and there's 11 other members who also get to decide rates, don't forget Jerome Powell is also still there
>>62642324Dont say that out loud you will piss off wagies who make under $70 dollars per hour. Hell $100 per hour.
>>62641936>>62641919Help, Canada should not be where indians seek fortune
They're going to get AI partially shut down. Not completely. Just enough so that powerful people can keep using frontier models, but the normal public won't have access.There's this convergence of nimbys, politicians, lawyers, and other people with high social positions that want to make sure their position is preserved, that are going to shut this shit down. They'll keep enough data centres to run their usage, but not any beyond that.
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>>62642351>what are self hosted open weight modelsshut the fuck up retard
>>62642351i thought AI was supposed to get more and more efficient and eventually be able to run on a mid-size setup, something like a $1500 gaming rig back before AI jacked the prices
anyone wanna tell me what the FUCK happened on Friday? i bought in at the top of the pump because i thought the market was back and then held the whole sell off expecting a pump, we're headed for a 2022 type market aren't we?
>>62642367Kevin said price in the rate hike or they'll actually do it
Give it to me straight, bros: will Micron pump in the next six months? And how high could it go?Debating going all-in with this vs. Amazon or Strive. I'm kind of crypto heavy already and the Amazon gamble is based on their big AI capex paying off.
Should I buy stocks through Chase Bank or should I buy stocks through Schwabpro of chase, very minimal transfercon could lose money in less than a day if someone has my private info and cellphonepro of schwab, not giving money to jewinternational stockscons have to wait business days for transfers probably, not really tied to my identity anymore than the bank is, no survellance footage at a online broker
>>62642401>cons have to wait business days for transfers probably,If you are new and not a big player Schwab will wait for your money to actually post before you can buy stocks. Once you are established and have enough money and are verified you can buy stocks with the money transfer you set up immediately for the amount you transfer. Have some money in both, but schwab has savings, checking, credit card, so do other brokerages.
>>62642401>someone has my private info and cellphoneyou still run the same risk on schwab since they mandate 2FA and dont allow you to use QR code generation and force you to use a phone numberfidelity i think has multiple security options
>>62642377"Experts" said it's gonna crab around 1000 for 2026 and its next ATH in 2027. I was more optimistic at first, but after seeing the price action during August, I'm more or less on the same train. You should still get in when it's below 900 though.
>>62642367Maybe a 1929 type market.
>>62642130epstein class>>62642156>>62642160truke
>>62642415>>62642401I always thought 2fa was bulletproof but I've seen anons talk about phone numbers getting spoofed and idk if that's something to actually worry about or not or how it even happens
>>62642429they can impersonate a phone numberthey cant' receive text sent to the phone number,unless they steal your phone obviouslypoliticians are all fake assholes btw, I pointed out someone at the bank can see your pin number and they still didn't want to attach photo's to bank accounts
>>62642429If you have the option, disable sms and email 2fa and only allow either an authenticator app or yubikey (Interactive Brokers lets you use a yubikey). Yubikey with spares (kept in a couple of secure locations) is the best.
>>62642438Yes they can. They don't spoof the phone number, they hijack the sim/e-sim.
