Got fired from work and there are no works around at this moment, Don't have a diploma to work in a long term work and i'm a poorfagany solution on how to invest 100$ to make it big ?
>>626432481 oz of Hi grade or an hp of mids get to work
>>62643251i'll invest in kneepads
>>62643262get you a pim p to make it big money
>>62643264I'll be the pimp and your mother will use the kneepads
>>62643248Buy memecoins on robinhood chain, 0 dte yolos, buy some etf that hasn't taken off yet (maybe quantum?), or just accept the fact that you will need more cash and consistency in investing for you to make it
>>62643341Redpill me on how to buy meme coins on Robinhood
>>62643248Put it all in BTC and stake it on babylon
>>62643262I don't get kneepads meme.Bruised knees are hot. It shows the sucker is a hard worker.
OP in all seriousness, if you live in the first world, get on welfare and relax. Have a big family and enjoy even more benefits. Don't stress yourself.
>>62643363Cashcat cashcat cashcat that is all I will say man. Get robinhood and consult an ai.
>>62643248Here's what you do OP>sign up for an online broker>get approved for basic options trading (usually all you have to do is say that you're interested in speculative investing and they will pretty much auto-approve you)>buy dirt cheat OTM put options on any major tech stock dated for expiration in November or December>watch the value of your puts soar as soon as the Fed does a rate hike in mid September (the market is STILL not pricing in a rate hike because speculation mania is blinding people's common sense)>close your put contracts for a hefty profitYou're welcome
>>62643644>You'reARE YOU A GOD?!?!?!?!?
>>62643644don will put the feds in prison if they dare to even think about hiking the rates
>>62643595the state will just take the kids to their indoctrination camps. people sometimes use the anonymous tip system against politicians and it’s funny watching them seethe about it as it’s their own system designed to separate kids from their parents
>>62646880nah, look at the Amish. they live in what people call poverty but nobody takes their kids. and they have lots of them. the government cant afford to harass poor families anymore. it's the middle class and elite kids who get indoctrinated and institutionalized.
>>62643595i'm in a 3rd world fucking hell
>>62643644can you elaborate
>>62643644>>watch the value of your puts soar as soon as the Fed does a rate hike in mid September (the market is STILL not pricing in a rate hike because speculation mania is blinding people's common sense)They're speculating no rate hike because Agent Orange runs the whole show now, he manipulates the markets basically at will.> CEASEFIRE #849384038490> ATTACK IRAN ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK> ANOTHER CEASEFIRE ANNOUNCED> "MEMORENDUM OF UNDERSTANDING"> RATE HIKE??!?!? WAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY REAL ESTATE PORTFOLIO NEEDS TO GO UP AND STOCKS NEED TO KEEP GOING UP KEEP BUILDING THOSE DATA CENTERS KEEP SLAPPING TARIFFS ON CANADA TO DRIVE UP LUMBER COSTS BAAAAAAAAAA I'M MASTER MANIPOOOLATOOOORR DONNIEE BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou get the point. He'll NEVER allow a rate hike to screw up his grand plan of pissing everyone off (aka screwing over every leverage trader out there being wildly chaotic with his market manipulation patterns like above) and enriching himself & his senpai even further with insider fucker trading.
>>62646943>they live in what people call povertyWhut? They absolutely do not. Maybe some communities are poor but overall they're wealthy landowners. Socialism works yo.
