La Belle Époque or The Gilded Age? edish>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/previous >>62641905
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>CVX
>>62644206Based pic. Even beets made it
>>62644206stop electrocuting pepe
Black Monday? Or is that too logical for this market?
HOLY FUCK ITS DUMPING LIKE THE TWIN TOWERS ON 9/11
What will markets do next week?>What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, vote in next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzx7LqyR>https://strawpoll.com/BDyNzx7LqyRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZaYyNAXHK4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6o8h5FwcNU
WEAT
>>62644222African American Monday at the very least
>>62644225in the AM or PM?
>>62644231Not going to read all that. But happy for your wheat position, or sorry that it didn’t go well.
I can’t believe the Israelis made us go to war and close the strait. So cruel rates wouldve gotten cut a couple more times and we would be so green right now.
Acension WoW shutting down bros... How else am I supposed to distract myself from the markets now?
>>62644206What's /kmb/
SCOOOOTTTTTTTTT
2 rate hikes.
Japan's interest rates are rising and they're selling US treasuries.
>>62644258Kimmy Klerk Kenvue
>>62644266Guess it’s time for military intervention then
>>62644266This Yen Carryforward needs to unwind, surely people didn't think it was gonna last forever r-right?
>>62644266How many years has Japan been trying to manipulate the yen?
>>62644272why did you stutter at the end
>>62644282because the exposure is huge, but then again evergrande blew up and china fine so idk.
>>62644257maplestpry classic i guessor get into autism games like stellaris and battle brothers or starsector etc
>>62644262GoodI hope it destroys the debt-fueled AI "build-out" scam>>62644266Based
>>62644288>I hope it destroys the debt-fueled AI "build-out" scamAnd real estate.
>>62644286good>>62644288based
Space data.
>>62644298top signal
im going to transfer all my self-directed accounts back to wealthsimple and they'll give me cad$21K over 2 years for free for some reason
>>62644301bro
I demand more rate cuts
>>62644306Youre getting raped by rate hikes instead
>>62644292Yes that too!
>Want to look into Solstice>See this on the first pagewhat do
>made a quick $70 on an oil long>immediately rips up another 10 ticks after I take my profit >E minis and nascucks in shambles >futures
You guys watch the new Patrick Boyle vid? Made me realize Kevin and Bussy are fighting and Kev is winning
>>62644309>what doThere should be a red x in the top right corner of the screen. Click that.
>>62644311>believing in the kayfabe script
>>62644309>1 (one) nigger scares off investors
>>62644266>and they're selling US treasuries.t-to who?
>>62644314Genuine retardation. As if you could be so intelligent as to believe everything, and I mean everything, is a lie just because its ABOUT the government, not even coming from the government's mouth.You are not that smart.
>>62644309>Get "free" SOLS from holding HON>It's been shitting its pants for 2 months>See this
>>62644309>what doLook at this C-suite.Pros: at least one jew, old white menCons: women, blacks, indians
>>62644309It’s a bunch of random chemicals companies that Honeywell bought over the years
>>62644315The woman in the back also seems brown, but as an US you can't see it.
>>62644215DELL might be a decent earnings bet you are going to maybe see it down 2-3% because of Iran and then if it wants to go back to 500 that's pretty tasty. This also brings Broadcom up too.Could also see DLTH Duluth being a good one, they have had some nice viral success with their podcast Two Hot Takes and Michelle Obama and they are down 1.50 but this is obviously pretty risky and probably a bad idea. DOCU is on a nice comeback lately up from 40 to 60 this is a straddle because if they miss lots will get disappointed but it could just finally bring them back to 52 week high especially if they got good improvements from AI Document Verification.
Idk if anyone mentioned this recently, but US and Iran are attacking each other againNot that anyone cares anymore
>>62644321>but as an USGo back, Raj.
>>62644317Raising rates isn’t gonna help anything at this point. Kevin’s job is to project fed independence which is apparently working quite well.
>>62644324Iran isn’t real. Persia is like lemuria or Atlantis.
>>62644328interesting..
>>62644325Hey, we also made "fat" into a noun, we can call an american an US.
>>62644326You better shut your mouth, those are my tax dollars paying for you to lie on 4chan, mutant.
>>62644321i just do not give that much of a fuck>an jpeg BTFOs youhave you tried researching companies or are you a vibe-vestor
>>62644286I have tried forcing myself to like dominions 6 for so long but I just can't do it /v/ros...Ticks all my boxes in theory but I play for 30 minutes then drop it every time.Maybe I should download eu4 again
>>62644328>this is just like my comic book moviesWhen did this site become fucking reddit
>>62644333Why are you so mad? I probably pay more taxes than you anyways boss.
>>62644337since 4chan added the upvbote/downvote system as an april fools' joke a few years ago
>>62644331>weI am nothing like you. I use a toilet to shit. Ive never tried to feed my "starving" village with shitcoin gains.
>>62644339Any faggot who punctuates their sentences with "boss" on this general has their opinion immediately discarded into the trash, sorry.
>>62644324>US and Iran are attacking each other again
>>62644339And I told you to watch your tone when its me who pays your salary. Know your place.
>>62644345I will sometimes do that when I am shitposting tbf
>>62644337Been on /co/ since 2012 you can lick fumunda cheese from unda my nuts
>>62644345>>62644349Remember this post when rates don’t get cut boss. I will be expecting an apology.
>>62644345>Any faggot who punctuates their sentences with "boss"Is baggot still doing that?
>>62644334I'm just joking, I don't mind. I'm one of those people that thinks it's an advantage to have people of different cultures and backgrounds, as people think differently, so you get different perspectives on how to solve a problem.>>62644343Holy fuck dude, get a grip you mongoloid, this is a shitposting thread. Is The Quartering not streaming today so you can watch that and shut up?
>>62644356I mean not raised. But you know what I meant. Bobo always gets too uppity on weekends.
>futures
>>62644361This guys a bot
>>62644367what about me?
>>62644371PUKEchocolate
>>62644311>Made me realize Kevin and Bussy are fighting and Kev is winning
>>62644370This guys brown
>>62644361Holy shit you're a fag dude
mister kev kevplease........PLEASE
>>62644380Your country is almost 50% brown, who's the fag that has guns and has done nothing against that
Too many purple ids. All yall look alike
>>62644373It really does taste like vomit. Sometimes I get the walmart brand (bettergoods 85 or 90 cocoa) bars, those are not bad t>b>h> family
>>62644379only my ballsack
>>62644384>delusional gloatingGet rid of this fucktarded jeet jannies
>>62644385there are a lot of purples todaysuspicious
>>62644389I'm not gloating, I'm mocking.
>>62644385>purple is a combination of blue and red.
Green gang.
what the FUCK. isnt this literally what israel exists for? why the FUCK are we getting a bunch of leftist leafkikes who are gonna vote democrap the second they get here?? are you fucking kidding me right now they can go to fucking israel if they dont like canada why the fuck do we have to let them come here?>>>/pol/541709906
>>62644402your gonna have to speak english sunny cause i have no cleu what the fuck u just said
>>62644258>What's /kmb/It's a big diaper shitting club and YOURE NOT IN IT
>>62644384Your country is 100 percent brown and you should go back
>>62644219he likes it
>>62644402>us gets more kikes...fucking christ.
>>62644407This image makes me kek every time
>>62644402Jews are white this is based
Oil back to 90+, all asians on my watchlist deep in the red. Fun week of trading ahead of us
>Calls me brown>posts this
>>62644419
How do I make money if everything is priced in
HAPPENING!!!!!>>>/pol/541704459>>>/pol/541704459LARGE SCALE IRAN ATTACK UNDERWAY MISSILES LAUNCHING FROM EVERYFUCKINGWHERE AMERICAN BASE IN JORDAN GETTING HIT THIS MOMENT HELP
Oh, yeah, just a reminder: Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur are in September.
>>62644426seems priced in
>>62644426>>62644430IRGC Statement (1):‘Minutes ago, in response to the American-Zionist aggression against Larak Island, the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Aerospace Force launched a joint missile and drone attack.The operation was codenamed ‘Ya Muhammad ibn Abdullah’, it targeted and destroyed technical infrastructure and enemy aircraft bases at two U.S. air bases in Jordan: King Hussein Air Base and Muwaffaq Al-Salti Air Base. The operation involved ballistic missile strikes, inflicting significant damage.The IRGC warned that this aggression and crime will not resolve the enemy's desperation to weaken the Islamic Republic's control over the Strait of Hormuz, and that every attack will be met with a stronger response.‘
>>62644422Hopefully next go around you'll be a brahmin and won't have to walk into the manor through the cowpens sirI welcome your diverse opinions to the general
>>62644439How will this affect weat futures??
>>62644419>jews are whiteWhat the fuck did you just say?
>>62644441> next go around Do you mean in my next life, after reincarnation? Do you even english?
>>62644402They should put them in MN
MISTER BESSENTNOT LIKE THISFIX THIS NOW
>>62644430A NUKE EXPLOSION IS DEFINITELY NOT PRICED IN
Hi guys. Are you all rested and ready for Monday?
>>62644449Sorry, it was a slip of the tongue. won't happen again.>>62644451I'm glad you picked up on that.
>>62644459Shut up, Kevin Spacey.
>>62644455Full of fucking liesThe first country to use a nuke loses a war, dumbass. US also has public doctrine on only using nuclear weapons as retaliation, period.You're out of your fucking mind if you think otherwise.
>>62644455>warning: nuking is now legal, worldwidehttps://youtu.be/RWnaWpBCAC0?t=17
>>62644426OIL bros... what color should the Lambo be? Black?
>>62644455Trump is retarded, but I don't think he meant nukes with his "civilization" thing. He said it way too early (iirc) into the conflict to have meant nukes too. It was directed towards infrastructure.
>>62644469Gold wrap like the real oil sheikhs
>>62644469>OIL bros...
How much start-up capital is required to get into trading derivatives?
>>62644469I'm going with a pink Jaguar, since I was called a fag anyways. It's also owned by Tata Motors and thus Indian. It's made for me.
KWAB OIL BAGGOTSWHEN WILL YOU LEARN???
>>62644455conventionally superior powers do not encourage nuke use by using nukes. this is true now more than ever, given that its been proven you can saturate anyone power's air defense with enough shitrockets and model airplanes.if you normalize nuke use, then Nigeria could for example, conduct independent diplomacy/trade.one shudders at the thought...
>>62644266>10Y 2.7%>20Y 3.7%>30Y 4%Isn't this Armageddon for Japan?
>>62643280Point and laugh at the migger everybody
>>62644513They just have to raise interest rates, the Yen is undervalued by as much as 60%, but the current Japanese government is against raising rates and they exert influence over the decision making of the Bank of Japan
mister kevinyou are hurting mewith these high rateskilling me eveni am starving to death
OH LAWDY ITS DROPPIN
Futes
>>62644535I’m gonna eat another uncrustable to self soothe
>>62644513It makes that big ol’ pile of debt they have a lot stinkier.But the real story driving all the rates up is growth slowing globally.For years japan avoided their own slow growth by sort of just latching on to other countries. Yen carry trade and all that.But that’s kind of like fixing the problem of your house being on fire… by just moving in to your neighbor’s house.Now that the entire global neighborhood is starting to get smokey it’s not such a great plan.When the Japanese talk about ‘bringing capital home’ they aren’t just being nationalistic. They’re saying: Alright we have to figure this out for real now because mooching off other economies probably won’t be enough anymore soon.
>>62644206>/kmb/>/powerhouse/What are these?
PUMP THE FUCKING MARKETS YOU KIKE REEEEE
>>62644580KMB is the ticker for Kimberly-Clark. They make far more than just diapers but some anon has a fetish or something idk.Power hour is the hour before market close.
>>62644580>/kmb/>What is it?Check out who makes that disposable adult underwear you're wearing right now.
>>62644580>What is KMBWearable OIL
NIGGERS
>>62644581This
Some of you guys are alright, don’t buy tech on the opening bell tomorrow.
WHY THE FUCK ARE WE AT WAR WITH IRAN?!7 MONTHS AND COUNTINGABSOLUTE HEBREW RETARDATION
You can still use your money. Or you buy diapers with it. Up to you.
>>62644615Buckle in, it's going to last for a while
>>62644307We should be calling them...RAPE hikes!Good morning sirs.
>>62644617tfw Canadian and get to benefit from our pulp and paper industry
Day 2 of the red extravaganza.
>>62644316USA Treasury
>>62644617Lmao they are desperate to find some broke leaf boycotting American products,,,,,,TDS
>have shipping ETFs>tell ChatGPT “watch the news for any Red Sea incidents”>something happens >it actually does. Reports like a little secretary The future has already Egon, we just didn’t realist yet.
>>62644661Kekaroo I meant the future has already begun, we just haven’t realized it yet.
>>62644661>literally doing what any news screener app already doesdo the incidents actually affect etf price? shipping etf sounds highly jewish rn or at least low volume.
SPY is ready for labor-day pump
>>62644695Labor Day has been cancelled per Israeli request
>>62644666
>>62644666wasted
Anonymous (ID: QpfONX4L) 08/31/26(Mon)07:14:41 No.62644707▶>>62644684It’s BDRY and it’s not the ETF itself that's traded but rather shipping futures, it just holds the NAV.I won’t comment on your first stupid line. It’s not about literally news headline tracking.
Labubu Day
>>62644714kill myself day
anyone else went all in on NVDA after bloody friday? it should pump at least 1% today im thinking, ill set a stop at .5% after it hits 1%
Did any of you guys read the study about buying at market close and selling at market open? Apparently if you did that with Micron you'd be up 138,330,342%.
>>62644721How do you guarantee your sells happen at open price?
