Alrighty, in one of the best moments of my life, I managed to hack into my own dogecoin wallet from 2014 that held 730,000 DOGE that I had forgotten the password to.That's about $60,000 USD and I feel it can become a lot more with prudent investments. But what should I invest in? Real estate is really pricy in my area, getting a fixer-upper ready for sale may be one of my better choices, but what do you suggest /biz/?
>>6264631715k Chainlink15k ETH15k gold15k silverBuy your house in less than one year outright in whatever shit currency your country is burying currently
gold
knee pads
>>62646317Are you retarded? Like legitimately? Do you want to watch a pissload of that dissapear? Since you never claimed it as assets for the past few years, youll have to claim it as short term gains if you suddenly sell it or swap it. You have to hold it after declaring it for a good while, then you have to pay gains and transfer fees taxes when you pull it out / swap it. Unless ur 1000% sure doge is gonna do NOTHING, just keep it as doge unless you want the government to rape you. Then, after the bullrun, try to not get meme'd into holding it all the way back down for a round trip. Enjoy your gains and stop trying to maximize in a way that blows your own asshole out and likely loses you cash.
>>62646447You dont have to claim ownership in the US this is cucked EU rules>>62646323>Current year recommending LINKUnironically kys>>6264631725% SPY25% VTI25% BTC15% Physical gold10% Your choice of commodity for the commidity supercycle (read: hyperinflation)
>>62646447No. There is no capital gains on under $49,000 claim anymore.
>>62646447I'm in Puerto Rico, I'll be talking to an accountant tomorrow about the tax implications. These doge were bought on vircurex, a defunct exchange, though I have email receipts of the trades I made. Paid 1k USD ultimately, I think I can show it, though that basically is 0 given the gains.
>>62646317>hackRemembering that your password was Password1! is NOT hacking into your wallet, gramps. But congrats on getting back in. What a dumb novelty that was. Imagine looking access to your brokerage account for 12 years.
>>62646632He is still SELLING and GAINING that amount, and since its undisclosed assets, he has to pay in accordance to when they became aware of the asset to when he SELLS which would be SHORT TERM CAPITAL GAINS- unless he can prove he had the coins value, failed to disclose it for decades, and then only disclosed it now (enjoy getting your rectum audited) meaning he is going to eat 50 percent instantly if he cant. Then when he puts it in whatever shitcoin he decides on, hes gonna panic sell the moment it goes up 100% and hes going to sell and guess what?hit again with short term. If he didnt pull out of doge and let it ride with the same wave, he would have made 4-10x the cash. Of course, this degen is apparently from peurto rico, so act 60 means he doesnt pay a fucking dime, but his existence in peurto is far worse a price than whatever the united states of pissrael would have ripped from his paper hands when he decided to incur two gorrilion taxable events by selling a POW coin for some shitcoin variety basket.
>>62646447bro. the governemnt doesnt care about taxes on crypto, i have sold and cashed out about 750k since 2018 over the years thats me selling on coinbase and directly putting it in my bank.. i never filed taxes or payed taxes for the last 8 years. im neet with no assets anyways. and dont care... all im saying is stop with the fear mongering...
>>62647121how many people do you know who got fucked by irs from crypto taxes lmaoooand no dont talk about the cyrpto influencers
>>62647158>how many people do you know who got fucked by irs from crypto taxes lmaoooProbably the same amount of people as those he knows who did well in crypto, aka 0. Ohw ait I'm replying to an elite winner who will respond with something about how easy it is etc just give a firm handshake and pick the right ''coin'' right and pull up the bootstraps wahey
>>62647121Act 60 doesn't apply to me, I am puertorican and have been living here my whole life. Claude thinks I'll have to pay 15% on it, IRS is not relevant to us.>>62646853Actually, it was So long, and thanks for all the fish and doge. I'll print out hashcat's final output where it cracked it and hang it on my wall.
>>62647405Anon please point me in the right direction to do this but with an old btc wallet. I have one rotting away with 0.6btc in there that I can't access. Ancient pre-seedphrase wallet that I had to put a password on to export and I think it was something relatively simple but I forgot (unless it's corrupted). Drop a protonmail address and I will ping you if successful to give you €1000 in btc.
>>62647748So, you have to install python 2 specifically, so you can run the bitcoin2john.py script (you'll have to google for it) to extract the password hash from your wallet.Then you need to install a terminal utility called hashcat for running dictionary attacks on password hashes.Then you need an automated way to generate likely passwords en masse to feed into hashcat. I wrote those scripts myself, and then later with Claude Code.You can email me at: jbohme@proton.me if you want me to walk you through all that with more specificity.
>>62648276Based, in what distro is hashcat or should i just dl it for windows (i dont really trust my pc though)
>>62648288Works on any os. I ultimately cracked it on MacOS. This all depends on you actually knowing the password, but are getting some details wrong.
>>62648611I think thats the exact situation. That or the wallet file got corrupted some how. I'll give it a shot tonight or tomorrow and see how far i get. Thanks.
>>62648989If bitcoin2john.py gets a hash, I'm pretty that means the wallet is fine. You can use the wallet.dat in local wallet software to see if it reads it successfully, it should report the balance on the wallet if so.
