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OIL? Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62646188
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we should rape the people that keep sending ai generated slop
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Smisgtrodamus here to let you know we are going to have a fire sale for about 45 minutes then V the rest of the day as oil comes down.
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It's down
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Oil?
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>>62648308
Pls no

Financially speaking I would not enjoy that ;)
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>>62648318

I’m thinking OIL.
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We need to ban AI in the U.S. and release Lindsay Clancy.
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The market is pricing in a rate hike this month. Which will guarantee the yen carry trade unwinds.
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What did Trump give China to balance out the oil market?
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Why are my boomer rocks dumping.
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The evil AI data centers made our girl Lindsay go crazy, she must go free and they must be shut down!
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Wake up, wake up, wake up
It's the first of the month (wake up, wake up)
So get up, get up, get up
So cash your checks and come up (get up, get up)
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>>62648319
i will be the first one to rape you
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TRIPS
AND
THE
MARKET
REALLY
DIPS
:3
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>>62648325
Bussyent's succulent doughnut.
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>>62648329

Dangerously Based
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>>62648327
Makes sense. These posts is why I come to 4chan, MSM could never.
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good morning sirs
anything to slurp?
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>>62648333
I'm selling everything.
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>>62648339
AMD
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>>62648333
good lord
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>>62648333
RIP
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>>62648333
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>>62648339
DELL will get a gigantic sale later today
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I will be buying the paper gold dip
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>>62648333
>panic attack intensifies
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>>62648333
IM SHORT MARVELL
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30Y and 10Y hitting new highs.
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GPRO bros we eating good tonight
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>>62648356
Why lol

You have cash to slurp the six week dip, right smigga?

You're not leveraged or all in are you smiggie? That would not be an advantageous market position to be in.
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>>62648324
Bessent want Japan to hike. He said something yesterday or so. Saw a headline
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>>62648366
Their interest is 25% of their budget. They aren't hiking anything but cute girl skirts.
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>>62648363
I'd sell immediately at open or at most half an hour later. Prepare for the rugpull of the month.
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>>62648301
>OIL?
OIL
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Consider a DAVEs double on triple tasty deep dish discount at participating locations today only
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Why you didn't tell me to buy GPRO on time?
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>>62648372
>>62647390
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>>62648365
Everything is bloodbath red apart from oil. It appears I have made bad choices.
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Ouch we are doöompeng
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>>62648379
Wait do people actually think Markifuckshit owns the company now?
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>>62648340
They will not harvest me.
I refuse
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>>62648380
Everything is a bloodbath apart from oil AND GPRO
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>futures
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>>62648373

NRGU
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STOP THE COUNT
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NEE going to the moon
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>>62648388
idk if people think he owns all of it (as opposed to the 8% he actually does) but either way thats enough to pump it and possibly keep a high price floor (nfa)
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>>62648390
WMT is my OK-est position this morning.
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buy TMF wheN?
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SMELLS OF FEEMBRAP
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>>62648378
It was mentioned before open yesterday. You had all the time you needed.
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WHAT WAS THAT
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Wagie rally into Halloween rally into veterans day rally (God bless the troops) into Santa rally. Nigger Q4!
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it has begun
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BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
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>>62648413
Based
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>>62648413
AAAAAAHHHH
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>>62648396
I sure hope so
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>>62648413
Gains?
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I swear this niggermarket is just trying to shake me out, man. Trying to make me sell these bags at a loss. But I fucking refuse. I will hold my gay Kioxia bags until I get a fucking decent return.
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generational bottom. we can only go up from here
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looks like stonks are bottoming out. slurp slurp slurp!
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>OpenAI’s ad business has hit a $1 billion annualized revenue run rate, per CNBC
>OpenAI is seeking a $1 trillion IPO

1000:1 price to sales ration and a negative PE. Outstanding.
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My googlies… good lord my googlies…
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>>62648422
more like
>getting generationally bottom'd
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>>62648429
Goyil is dumping
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>>62648428
Americans are retarded enough to actually buy the shares at the set price as was seen with SpaceX.
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>Semi niggers
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haha get fucked algos. beat them by half a second
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GPRO halted pending merger news with Starman Optical
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>>62648418
i lied i made it up
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>>62648428
Sign me the fuck up! I don't want to miss out on the new and exciting AI industry boss.
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>Both my Fidelity and RH app are shitting themselves right now

Whew lad it’s a bank run
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>>62648439
>Shareholder Payout: GoPro shareholders will receive an aggregate cash payment of $1.14 per share.
fuck wtf
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load ze V recovery
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>>62648428
Buy for a dolla, sell for tew
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FRVO
>>
Shorting Trump Media (DJT) this faggot's shabbos goy scam empire will disintegrate into nothing as the boomfucks die off
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>marvell tanking
Excellent
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>>62648446
>GPRO halted pending merger news with Starman Optical
kek, baggies
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>SOXS
>>
Kek everything ai is perfectly dumping in unison
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>>62648445
funny how the apps "break" when selling starts. oy gevalt goyim are trying to get their shekels back!
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>GPRO halted
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Did Mark rugpull his entire fanbase? Pretty based if so.
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Another episode of red morning close flat
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>MARVELL DOWN 5% ALREDY
OOOOOO
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Why is the finviz layout different today
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>>62648463
KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>62648453
>Under the merger terms you will receive $1.14 per share and 100 shares for evey 1000 shares owned
>baggies
???
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>PBR double breakaway gap
Get the fuck in niggers
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>bought after the initial pump
>got out with a clean 20% overnight
>trading halted the next day
ez money
nothin personnel fomo baggots
>>
Okay why are we selling off
>>
Ohhhhh GPRO goys
>>
>>62648463

It’s already too late for GPRO. They should have been the first to come out with the meta type recording glasses. What an absolute fumble of a bag.
>>
>Month seven of the US-Israel War on Iran
But the market said the war would be over by April at the latest
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FUARK managed to nab some AMD at 455
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>>62648484
it's not April yet is it?
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>>62648480
We're getting a worst case scenario with the Yen carry trade.
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Surge breaker ENACTED in GPRO
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>>62648490
It's come and gone
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AMZN is a good buy right now I think.
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>GPRO shareholders retain a 10% ownership stake in the new combined company. Instead of owning a struggling hardware camera business, investors now own a sliver of a high-growth U.S. onshore manufacturer supplying AI data centers and defense tech.
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>>62648496
The best performing stocks this year haven't been tech but random smaller companies like this. Ironically enough Berkshire hasn't been getting in on it.
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>stock dumping
>puts I sold going up anyway
Nothin personnel kid
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And now we wait 12 years to get back to the previous high.
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>>62648501
>MU 200% ytd
>GPRO -40%
Are you retarded?
>>
NIGGERS
>>
>>62648505
12 years a slave
>>
gpro anon was an absolute chad
I hope he put his money where his mouth was
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Are WE buying GoPro?
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This has well and truly been a rollercoaster. One for the smigger history books. Within 48 hours GPRO went from one adderall addled smegro shilling his thesis and getting shat on to being partially redeemed and back to being clowned one by his own thesis of a successful American manufacturer being taken off the market.
Incredible levels of karmic fuckery.
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>>62648506
MU is cheating
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>>62648510
he didn't
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>>62648513
For me, it's DJI.
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if we keep dumping thats very bad news. bussy in high gear right now
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>>62648361
JP10Y cracked 3%
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SMIGSTRODAMUS HERE

BOTTOMING OVER THE NEXT 30 MINUTES

THEN WTI SELLS OFF TO $87

AND WE V INTO GREEN CLOSE
>>
>>
>>62648517
lmao what a virgin
if smg hates your investment idea that's how you know it's good
I haven't made money off anything shilled here in the last year and everyone ignores the tickers I talk about
always inverse biz
>>
>>62648496
>GPRO
https://www.stocktitan.net/news/GPRO/gopro-enters-into-definitive-agreement-to-merge-with-starman-optical-75dagno1siro.html
GoPro (NASDAQ:GPRO) agreed to merge with privately held optical-photonics firm Starman Optical under a definitive merger agreement. GoPro shareholders are expected to receive an aggregate cash payment of $285 million, or $1.14 per share, subject to adjustment based on net working capital at closing, and will retain approximately 10% of the combined company’s outstanding shares. Approximately $92 million of GoPro’s outstanding debt will be repaid at closing, leaving a substantially debt‑free balance sheet.

According to GoPro, the company will remain publicly listed on Nasdaq, continue supporting its existing consumer products and subscription/cloud platform, and add Starman’s U.S.-made optical transceivers to expand into AI data center, government, defense and aerospace markets. The transaction has been approved by both companies’ boards and is expected to close by year‑end 2026, subject to regulatory and stockholder approvals and customary conditions.


Holy crap, it's not just markiplier vibes
Might shoot to $5 by end of this week.
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>>62648523
>JP10Y cracked 3%
We're actually boned.
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ISM NUMBERS DO NOT LET ME DOWN
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Market has the clear out the leopold cashburner copycats. Then it can V
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>>62648532
>2008
>>
>I FOMO'D
Wish me luck bros...
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>>62648530
why would it go past 1.14?
was marky mark insider trading?
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APPLE SISTERS WE JUST CANT STOP WINNING
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Sivers is in Free Fall.
Next floor at 10 maybe i dont really know.
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Yeah it's over, see you later bozos
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>>62648536
I didn’t copy him intentionally and I will not sell
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>>62648539
report Gpro to the SEC, this scam is illegal
>>
>US ISM Manufacturing Aug: 54.6 (est 55.2; prev 55.6)
- Prices Paid: 71.1 (est 70.8; prev 71.1)
- New Orders: 53.7 (est 56.8; prev 56.7)
- Employment: 51.2 (est 52.5; prev 52.8)
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>>62648544
I hope it's not decaying calls brosephino, because you'll need to have sitting-meat as we say in German for you to be positive again.
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Its so fucking over.
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Yields are dumping in real time.
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THEY'RE SHORT LADDER ATTACKING GOPRO
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GPRO is pumping again...
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>>62648551
No just regular shares, I’ll hold as I expect it to be up bigly once more
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stop the CHICANERY
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>>62648547
the SEC told me it's ok because Marki is a homosexual
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>>62648542
And it’s still up over 700% past 6 months lmao
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>US Construction Spending (M/M) Jul: -0.5% (est 0.0%; prev -0.1%; prev R 0.0%)

Uhm, aren't there MASSIVE datacentres being built?
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>>62648530
>Might shoot to $5 by end of this week.
lmfao
>>
>GoPro is being sold for 1.14 BUT the 10% stake in the newly merged company isn't bad either. They're merging with Starman Optical Inc. Starman just won $37.5M tax credit award in New Jersey to help build new AI infrastructure facilities, they're investing over $150M into a new high tech optics facility, AND they specialize in high-speed optical hardware for AI data centers and the U.S. department of defense or war or whatever. U.S. banned the military from buying that stuff from foreign competitors. So Starman is positioned PERFECTLY.
>All in all, that 10% stake is probably worth A LOT more than $1.14
eh fuck it, im hodling
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The golden bull was just birthed
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ARGH SAVE ME FROM THE WEE TURTLES
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>>62648548
Woweee
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Ai is a scam to justify low employment rates.
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When did the anons start shilling GPRO? Wasn’t it a week ago?
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>LRCX
This motherfucker has dumped for a week straight.
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>SOXL
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>>62648562
Nothing else is being built because we deported all the construction workers kek
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>wheat
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>>62648565
Is this good or bad boss?
>>
is it a good time to buy into tech stocks
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It's a smiggy smig world
Nab that bag player
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>>62648566
only to be slaughtered
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>>62648437
> the new Koukaku Kidoutai synopsis
is it a re-tread of the movie?
>>
why has the VIX been memoryholed?
>>
>>62648579
sounds good to me
1.14 is the absolute floor now but its pumping hard again, anon here >>62648530 may be onto something
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>>62648565
>eh fuck it, im hodling
pretty much this
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Going to slurp Amazon oh lawdy will I be seething if it dumps right after I buy
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oil is dropping just like that smigranon predicted
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>>62648590
chart says its going down
wait a bit
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>>62648586

I have a GoPro and I never use that hunk of shit. Would rather buy meta glasses or something similar. GPRO showed up late to the data center party. Not to mention a YouTuber is a huge investor.

This has short written all over it
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>Sccccccooooottt
>Scoooooooooooooootttt

>Hi Scott, this is hollywood actor Jeff Goldblum. Even Lenin had to let markets in sometime Scott. Let the wheat and corn rise scotttttttttttttttt.
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>deposit $5000 into my brokerage
>lose $5000 the next day
cool
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Jungle fever Chervon Faggots can’t stop winning….
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>>62648548
this isn't good
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>>62648583
*pop* *pop-pop* *THUD*
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>>62648601

They hate us because they ain’t us
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>>62648597
GoPro is rotating from being just an action camera manufacturer to becoming an optical company due to their expertise about lenses.
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>>62648600
>be degenerate gambler
>lose all your money
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>>62648578
based
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Markiplier should go to prison like Martha Stewart
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>>62648610
QRD?
>>
Why did Biden do this?
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>>62648606

>Starman Optical (operating its primary business through Starman New Photonics) specializes in the design and domestic U.S. manufacturing of high-speed optical transceivers and related photonics hardware.Their devices convert computer data into light signals, allowing information to travel at ultra-fast speeds across fiber-optic networks. Their product lineup focuses strictly on supporting heavy data workloads, including:AI-Grade Transceivers: Hardware built specifically to handle commercial hyperscale and government AI infrastructures.The Liberty Series: Their flagship platform of secure, scalable interconnects that link GPUs, switches, and servers.800G Solutions: High-density, production-ready transceivers.1.6T Roadmap: Next-generation optical components designed for maximum throughput in future data center architectures.Because advanced optics are crucial for computing and hardware security, Starman Optical expanded its reach by entering into an agreement to acquire action-camera maker GoPro. This merger combines GoPro’s consumer imaging IP with Starman’s photonics platform to expand into defense, aerospace, and AI data center markets.

Yeah, they are too late.
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>>62648597
short to what? below what theyll literally pay you in cash (1.14)?
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>>62648597
You do realize they aren't buying gopro because of their shitty glasses/cameras but because of the lense technology they possess right?
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>>62648617
and 450 petabytes of potential AI training material (high quality POV videos perfect for AI in robotics etc which is the next big thing)
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>>62648617

It’s all smoke and mirrors data center bullshit. Data center anything should be an obvious red flag at this point.
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My GoPro sleeve now:
>SHORT SQUEEZAN
70 Sept calls
>MID TERM SPECULATAN
70 Jan calls
>LONG TERM HOLDAN
2000 shares
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warshful will save us with a big 1000 bepis hikerino. a few years under heavy duty interest rates and the global economy will be fixed. that's really all it takes
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>only got 16k GPRO shares
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>>62648601
need dat
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>>62648597
so short it
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A significant percentage of all announced data center projects will never be completed. Commercial real estate clowns rushed in in 2024 and had zero understanding of the power or cooling requirements needed or other technical aspects. I’m preferentially only investing in projects from blue chip companies and those with industrial and construction experience.
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KLARNA IS PREPARING FOR A COUNTER ATTACK! Once more unto the breach.
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>>62648612
Martha Stewart went to prison because she told everyone to buy Kmart on her live stream
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>>62648634

Kek is that the actual story ?
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>>62648624
nice if strike is not too high you should start deciding on your lambo color
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>>62648628
I was gonna buy in last night around 7:15pm ET but decided to be a good boy and not gamba, fuggg :c
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Health care and KMB are up.
KMB was a good buy for this portfolio.
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>>62648634
technically mark didn't do anything wrong if there's no paper trail (chat logs) where someone specifically tells him about the merger
or him "leaking" the purchase to his gay twitter friends to push the stock
this is trump's america...
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>>62648615
Post your short big boy, you know you wont.
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>>62648633
someday
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>>62648648
Yea I was just making a joke. Nothing will happen even if he knew about the deal.
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>WEAT
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>>62648648
https://www.sec.gov/submit-tip-or-complaint
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SOXLKEKS
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>>62648657
ye mentioned djt but no dice boss
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>>62648653
I still find it hilarious all the mickey mouse third tier cartoonish scams being pulled right now because the SEC is asleep at the wheel
smiggers should start a fake company called trump rocks <3 israel or something and pay ourselves in stock
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>>62648308
True. AI crash when?
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So does this mean Dell is going to be the last hurrah for semikeks before the bubble blows up for a good year or two?
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I boughted sum taketwoos
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big boom
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>>62648671
Next step is military intervention
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Right this moment as we're shitposting, money managers all over the world are like
>oh shit, there's an actual story about GPRO now. Our short entry is 0.8, we're already underwater and it might not go away. COVER NOW, COVER NOW
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>>62648652
Today. The ummah is weak, brother.
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Bought some NTR
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>>62648671
Nothing ever happens. The US is a buyer right now.
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Why the fuck did I decide to buy NLST for $6.82
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Well that was an interesting few hours but now its back to work at the bull factory ==]:)&
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>Bank of America Vice President killed in Times Square as a result of stabbing
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>>62648682
and nothing of value was lost
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>1 hr 30 minutes as CEO at Apple
>Already pumped the stock 2%
This John Teenis guy is a fucking genius.
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intcel sissies?
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>>62648682
I saw that, some crazy spic, BoA has like 5000 VPs.
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>>62648682
>>62648683
she a cutie tho
RIP in peace
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GPROsisters... we are rugging...
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Markiplier is rugging GPRO coin
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>>62648601

>bought CVX early
>bought MSFT early
>shilled both heavily
>sold both way too soon

>>62648619
millions of high quality porn videos of women getting throated
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something just happened
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>>62648687
Who's great idea was it to let all the niggers into Times Square boss? There was a time when the nigger population in NYC was low enough that they didn't cause too many problems, but now that it has exploded, we need to seriously consider moving our important C-Suite crowd out of the cities and into more comfortable work from home positions boss.
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>>62648671
BASED JAPAN
BLOW IT UP
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>>62648686
This is true. At banks literally everyone not in IT or on the retail floor as a teller is a VP.
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the market depends on whether or not lana del rey releases the fucking album
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>>62648690
whose POV/whos wearing the gopro?
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I'm convinced whoever was buying GPRO above 1.50 after the news just didn't understand the press release. I won't pretend like I looked up the private company or tried estimating their revenues but this is still a very risky stock. They just made 1.14 the attraction point for buyers because ignoring that buyout 10% of something you don't know sounds like dog shit. GPRO is loss making and private companies usually are as well, and AI isn't doing very hot now if they raise rates.
Just thinking out loud.
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-_- was asleep at open and missed my chance to sell Gopro. That buyout seems awfully sus timed.
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>>62648333
Uhhhhh…
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>>62648692
I farded and wedded my peenis
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>>62648702
Insider trading is just part and parcel of American life
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Sold my cerrado gold. negative fcf after capex, upcoming dilution and warrant deal with sprott. Miners just can't make money for shareholders somehow even when the stuff they are digging out of the ground 10x in price. They just immediately incinerate all the extra cash. I'm so tired hoss
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sneedisk and micron pooomping a little bit, mini ooooooooo
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>>62648689
>>62648688
Neato, we are just 0.20 from the absolute minimum value of the price. Cheapies. Who doesn't enter now will regret it in a year
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>>62648683
You are no different than a rapid Pakistani.
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>>62648704
Don't get rugged, this was an exit scam pump. Today was not the day to slurp.
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Thoughts on shorting the US?
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APP computer looking green
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GoPro bros I'm down 50% on my calls wtf you said it was going to 5
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Micron wagies in Taiwan demand bonuses
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BUY EVERY DIP. Trust the bald man (high test) in a suit (professional) and glasses (expert).
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>>62648715

there is always something to slurp. buying META and TTWO dump today is the only thing that kept me green today

Zuckerberg keeps giving me mini cashnados so I can DCA my ugly airline and cruise bags that getting anally prolapsed
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>>62648699
>and AI isn't doing very hot now if they raise rates.
Investors are forward looking and no one is pretending this new entity is gonna be the next Marvell in the next 12 months
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MicroSectors U.S. Big Oil 3 Leveraged ETNs due February 17, 2045
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>>62648720
rip the merger killed your calls cut your losses
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Today’s market theme
https://youtu.be/5NZsCYOM4j0
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>>62648723
Based I hope you tapped the hell out of your cashnado screen for extra cashnado points

Ngl I did scapl MU but I'm out don't like the look of WTI think it has one last attempt at $90 before getting sold off.

Asia will be a blood bath tonight, I told ya don't spook the gook!
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>>62648690
>sell
Don't do that
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>>62648720
>niggas actually fell for the fake and gay squeeze
>buy the whole company for cheap and dump et
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***ATTENCHUN!!!***
THE MU COMPUTER JUST TURNED GREEN
I REPEAT
THE MU COMPUTER JUST TURNED GREEN
*ATTENCHUN!!!*
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admiral markets has halted trading
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>>62648728

I trade on a tablet and I get price alerts and I tap. really fast. Its exactly like cashnado my dude. bing bing wahoo coins were deposited to your account

I slurped so hard this morning I went into margin and sold my UNH to cover it but then META immediately retard V'd and I regret losing my UNH. whatever. I blame black people for this.
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>>62648724
I'm still skeptical unless I see any indication of the merged company's profitability. At this point you're buying a mystery bag that may or may not be filled with putrid dog shit. But the odds are in your favor that it was already scraping all time lows. It's a gamble.
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Huge news for chevron earnings in 2031
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Uhhh whats with all the anons acting like Gopro can go higher than the currently listed merger price? Couldn't they just back out if it pumps too much, ugh wush I was okay or perfectly set a limit order on those options.

>>62648720
Mine were higher at open. When I sold off a bit the price quickly moved higher which makes me sus on why it conviently moved after I sold a bit
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>>62648333
Just liquidated
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i was hovering the buy button on go pro at 0.6
i want to kill myself now why do i pussy out the last moment AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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>>62648741
0.8 my bad
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>>62648738
>Couldn't they just back out if it pumps too much
what does that have to do with the deal? youre getting $1.14 + 0.1 nuGPRO per share regardless of price
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NIGGERS
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Aside from BDRY and GPRO everything in my portfolio is red
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>>62648750
should have boughted APP
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>>62648744
But is that a good deal? How much is 0.1 of thos new stock worth?
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AYO my TLT doin a lil sumthin (downwards)
>>62648739
Tow truck operator?
t. former dispatcher
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protonmail down too, i think the iranians just hit a datacenter or something
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I can’t believe I voted for trump. All because I saw trannies on the internet in a blue city hundreds of miles away.
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>>62648750
Same my shits torched I thought that smignigger said we were getting 3 green days in a row? Fucking liar faggot
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Roborts
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>>62648753
thats the million dollar question youll have to decide for yourself and its what the market is trying to price right now see
>>62648530
>>62648565
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So where did that faggot go who was all high and mighty about his gold miner position? My JDST is green as fuck, and I ain't fucking selling boss.
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waiting for cash to settle = top 3 cuckold moments cum countdown
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>>62648763
Btw you bragged creating your tripcode 11 years ago. That’s truly embarrassing
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>>62648750
Almost the same, I shouldve sold weeks ago. Feels like holding now is simply hoping for an exit pump ;_;
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I think we're entering a long crab market, which is healthy actually.
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>>62648762
Idk that forst anon you linked me seems like a delusional retard desu. Im try to make money here, not get duped by some GME tier type hodling ape. Fuck it was over a 4x earlier but I was asleep
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piece of shit GPRO
welp I have been plainly wrong
dumped that turd
at least I have PBR
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>>62648767
Eat penguin shit you ass spelunker.
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>>62648769
Reeeeee its a downward crab isnt it, like 2022 right??????? Yamero Ive been bamboozled by stocks and options so hard this year i should stayed cash since January, Id have done better that way AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
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AHHHH MARVELL PLEASE DUMP
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>>62648772
Ironically this might be a good buy price for smart money. If you use the buy out price 1.14*1.1 it's almost exactly where it's sitting right now.
Unless you think the new entity will have losses dwarfing those of GPRO you should be accoomulating right NOW.
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>>62648772
I find it very sus on the timing of that announcement, almost as if to lock the price down. Fuck me, I knew I should have stayed awake for market open to sell. I didnt want to set a limit order on those options lest I sell them for 0.50 and then it ends up being 2.00 at open thus bamboozling myself.
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not sure if i should sell snxx for a quick 10% or if this is the breakout pump
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>>62648772
Anon the deal hasn't been fully revealed yet, give it until tomorrow before u start acting like the avatarfag/bagie
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did the goyim have their money taken away again?
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>>62648783
sell bro there'll be a NAND glut next year
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>>62648785
Nobody took anything away. I am NOT selling.
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>>62648769
Downwards crab rapes the leveraged, doesn't it?
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>>62648789
Fuck yeah I'm never realizing a loss ever again
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I've been stuck like a deer in headlights these past few weeks watching my USO calls get slaughtered. I don't know where to buy. Do I sell all my losers? Take gains on my winners? This market sucks.
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GOOGLbros...are we accumulating?
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I was so occupied with gopro, how bad are semiconductors doing? What about memory and tech stocks? The general vibe I get from here is they first two are doing poorly. Ugh.

>>62648779
>has to be sold
How fucking insulting.
>doesn't bury the dog but turns it into a rug
>proceeds to recoup on the investment rather than giving the dog a burial the moment things go south
I'm not a fan of dogs but jeeez man.

As for you reply idk man there doesnt seem to be much info on this new company. Dont want to get left bagholding those options ie 2 days later the optiins drop to $0
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>>62648789
>>62648791
kek
a new generation of gopro baggies
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>>62648789
Based fuck them bitches
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>>62648795
Oh, you meant that shit. Nah I never bought GoPro. Didn't FUD against it though.
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>>62648795
;_; idk if they're actual anons or redd*tors who found their way here. They sure talk like GME baggies.
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>>62648779
>>62648781
>>62648784
My thesis has been pump until Thursday session and that's clearly not happening so
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>MEXX
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>>62648799
>my thesis is that the jewtuber and a big corpo just bought gopro on a vibe to pull a rug and pull on a stock that went from .90 cents to 1.4 bucks
Uh huh
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>>62648798
I just like the stock lmfao xD
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>>62648794
It's not real, unless he turned the dog's eyeballs into part of the rug as well
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>>62648790
Depends on the type. If you're in QLD then you can just average down, that's a type of leverage, but if you're on margin then yes.
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>>62648799
Yeah if you were looking for a straight short squeeze to $2-3 you should be pretty disappointed. But if a youtuber got tipped on this merger I think that gives some indication of the quality of the deal, the type of investors should be taken into consideration especially when he bought such a large chunk of it. But maybe I'm being petty here and he's a bigger deal idk.
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>MU pre open 955
>price change 1.10
>WMT pre open 105
>price change 1.17
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>>62648811
>But if a youtuber got tipped on this merger
I don't think that happened to someone as much in the limelight as him, it'd be considered insider trading.
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>"Repeal the 19th" is trending
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>>62648784
NTA but companies Ive seen usually do not trade above a deals value once the buyout price is revealed though idk how valuable 10% of a literal who company is. For example how many companies get a $1 buyout to be concluded several months from now and then trade at exactly $1 rather than say 10% below said price?

>>62648797
NTA but kek nevermind.
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>>62648813
Counterpoint: the past 24 months happened.
Not exactly business as usual for the SEC after it got axed by that weird south african faggot.
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You're cruisin for a bruisin smig. Make somethin of this heap
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SOXL is healing...
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>>62648813
>>62648811
cuh lmao if he bought at under 0.60 hes probably already sold some cuz he ez 2x'd his shit like what else do you want its 100%
im holding a 2028 and 2027 call but in retrospect i should have bought a bunch of september cheapo specials and sold them this morning
its like BYND again
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>>62648811
don't get caught in the bagholder turnaround story cope, it has lousy risk/reward
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okay when will minors start going up again I'm impatient and want gains NOW
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>>62648814
If only.
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if you feel bad about yourself pic is me getting stopped out of FNGU
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>>62648814
Based. Now if only my stocks would pump this day all the way back to ATH then it would be a nicer day
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>>62648824
I sold at 1.50 during pre market. I just thought it was a fun little trade. I don't care if it 10x'd from here because I had 0 conviction to begin with. Don't ever FOMO or regret/revenge trade.
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At what net worth is insider trading ok? Because they always post stories about busting some back office H1B worker for insider trading, so clearly there's a scale
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>>62648837
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>>62648828
Always makes me laugh seeing this, dumb cryptotards lmao
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>>62648839
god why dont i have contacts like that
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>>62648837
As long as you are jewish/associated with someone in goverment.
Just because Blumpft doesn't bother to try and hide it doesn't mean the rest of those fucks weren't stealing from the jar.
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>>62648839
The fact that this is fake makes it even faggier
>picnotrel
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Aieeeee when will SOXL go back to ATH!?!?!?!!?

>>62648822
Lol I bought September ones and had I sold this morning itd have been more than a 3x. Instead I just got a few dollars in gains -_____- I really hate how I have to babysit my portfolio. I woke up like an hour and would likely have gone to sleep until I realized I needed to check my trade in fear of it being down before I could sell. And of course down it was from a multibagger to just a few dollars in gaind per option.

>>62648829
Cute butt and very nice frame on the right. But left has really nice boobies.
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>>62648839
>try to find the post
>you can't use reddit unless you make an account or use a shitty mobile app
When did this start?
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>>62648852
I don't know but that's bearish as fuck, gonna kill their ad revenue from random accountless browsers.
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>>62648852
It's pretty recent, they're working on boosting DAUs.
As a RDDT holder I implore you to install the app and maybe even purchase some reddit gold, kind stranger.
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SMIGSTRODAMUS HERE WITH SOME NOT SO CHILL NEWS

DAILY TOP IS IN ON SPY & QQQ

WTI GOING TO $90

I'M OUT FOR THE DAY

GOODNIGHT GOD BLESS SMIGGERS
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>>62648828
In 3-6 weeks. If you're too impatient for that, you're ngmi.
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>>62648859
you lied about the 3 green days nigger fuck you
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>>62648854
>>62648857
Considering like 99% of their traffic is from random google searches and bots this feels like a terrible decision.
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>>62648748
You cant shame an nword, anon
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>>62648737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H-LqG14JTw
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>gopro is getting a second wind
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Uh oh GPRO short hedgie sisters ... it's going back up again ...
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>>62648301
New/recycle:
>> 62647369
>> 62647369
>> 62647369
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is Petrobras very undervalued or am I crazy?
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>>62648867
They might want to distance themselves from the GOOG ecosystem to demonstrate some resilience in M/DAUs. Still the stock is sitting on a bunch of catalysts but their execution isn't that bad honestly, and I love shitting on reddit as much as the next smigger.
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>JUST IN: President Trump calls for the Federal Reserve to cut interest rates.
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>>62648879
>62647369
>62647369
>62647369
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>Data centers are now 7% of total U.S. power demand
Isn't this, you know, inflationary?
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>>62648879
>>62648890
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>>62648879
>>62648890
:)
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Were all the bakers laid off or something?

Anyway, where do I get some free L1/L2 futures data?
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>>62648894
awesome was it targeted or a random nigg



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