*lights cigarette**takes a deep inhale**exhales in a smooth calm manner*>Anon, my junior copywriter Peggy has told me quite a bit about you.>Bachelors in economics from Yale, captain of the water polo team, and a leading member of the National Honor Society.>Quite an impressive resume. But tell me what's not on the paper.....
Oh shit, thought I was still on /tv/. Please forgive me mods. Better yet, if you could move it to /tv/. I'd appreciate it. Unless this still counts as /biz/ related.
Nah keep the thread here. It’s relevant
>>62650193Financially speaking, my greatest talent is the ability to regularly masturbate into my own mouth while lying supine, flat on my back. I can make the shot something like 7 out of 10 times. Of course it's usually only the first bust, although on the odd occasion I can make a double shot, and once I did achieve a hat trick load. Financially speaking of course.
>>62650386They need to make new laws around you. FFs
>>62650193I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you. >nervous laughter
>>62651466ironically has more self control determination and talent than op pic rel char.
This show was mediocre at best.
>>62650193What can I say, I'm a drug addict
>>62650204>>62650193I want to fuck your daughterHow much
>>62650193> hold up> let me show you
>>62650204The tone is too positive for /biz/, he should be threatening to fire me for farting near Peggy or something.
>>62650193Deez
>>62651820Anon! How dare you assume anything about my character?! You should be thanking me and Jesus for even taking a chance on your sorry ass!*knocks on cigarette carton**pulls one cigarette out between his index and middle finger*I'll need those projections on my desk by the end of the day.
