Cousin Greg Edition (2)Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62652967
>>62653688This and checked.
>XOM>EQNR>PBRshareholder reporting in.
Fuck i had to close my Iren real shame.It was just starting to kick off.
Ready to apologize /smg/?
>>62653705You didn't have to do us like this, Mark
damn i shoulda bought the retard streamer stock when it was .87 cents like a mcmuffin from 1993
Huh, so all I had to do to make a nice 3x was listen to some faggot Youtuber a couple of months ago and buy a penny stock
Daily reminder paper oil prices are fake, there's a glut of oil and oil is going to $0
>>62653702RIGSLBEQTSUWCP
>>62653709Well, time to find another play
If a smig I be, let me be FrankIf a tool I be, let me be a crank
>>62653713>tankertrackers>is done with tracking tankers in hormuz
>>62653718crank deez nuts fool
absolute bot war on avgo right now lmao. shit is jumping +/- multiple dollars
avgo about to do the same thing nvda did last week isnt it..
>>62653705I was planning on buying this morning...I chose to sleep. Really mad at myself. Had I just bought at open I'd have made sooooo much. I really wish I lived in a place where market hours were when I'm fully awake.
Only time i pay attention to this faggot and he single-handedly carrid me to the green lands away from semi niggers and oilbaggots.I kneel.
>>62653728WAIT A SECOND IT WAS FUCKING MARKIPLIER WHO SHILLED GPRO?!
>>62653731Him and some insider anon last week
>Successful Youtuber>Hollywood Filmmaker>Buff and Sexy as HellIs there anything this guy can't do?
>>62653728Had I done the trade this morning, I'd have completely erased my losses from fucking SOXL. I could literally go 100% cash and have more than I did earlier this year. A new ATH of the year.
>>62653699I can’t believe this retarded stock didn’t crash and burn to 0 when this shit was shown
The AVGO dump is manageable and I will not be killing myself today
>>62653736Save oil and seminiggers from themselves.
>>62653709shill me the next penny going to dollars.now.
>>62653740I believe in you anonDon't belive in chips tho, personally
>>62653740I'm hoping this is just the pre dump before the real dump.. imagine buying AVGO for 320 that would be so fucking cool
just got juicedwhat's the play for tomorrow?
What's the highest multiplier (2x, 5x, etc.) an investment has made you?
>>62653736They hated him because he spoke the truth.jpeg.Ty Gopro Jesus
>>62653746See>>62653738>>62653728That anon who said he was going to ride the rocket until it explodes might have been onto something.
>>62653747I expect only a reasonable 20x from my "investments" don't let em tell you anything less every trade is a 20 bagger you just need to use 0dtes more kid they are a great way to "invest"
>>62653718Based and Smigspeare pilledI was hoping for more blood on AVGO I want to slurp.
>>62653747-0.9962xI made my first ever non-term deposit investment on Friday with 1000 euro of VWCE. I should have known that someone like me getting into the market is a bearish indicator
>>62653747Nvidia, 3xFelt sad selling it so I could diversify a bit
>>62653740>Only down 3% after hoursThat's not even a dump, that's just like a normal bad day. It'll be fine.
>>62653747realized or unrealized?
>>62653763SNOWFUCKINGGODS>SNOWFUCKINGGODSSNOWFUCKINGGODS>SNOWFUCKINGGODS
>>62653747Sitting on a 200% gain with SLS. Expecting it to go much, much higher once topline drops
>>62653765if it cant hold 355+ its going to fall super far boss.. that's like the last line on the chart before spooky free fall zone
>>62653742AMFN
>>62653774It'll be fiiiiiiiiinnnneeeeeeee
>>62653771>bro just go long on a biopharm that's down -99% all time its free cash
>>62653755>>62653759>>62653760>>62653771I appreciate the insight. Always interesting to study what I've missed.>>62653766Both. The more insight the merrier.
>>62653780I dunno boss it went up and touched that 356 line and now its dumping again. if it cant close 355+ I think we see it at 340 tomorrow bossI'll be buying at 340 tho if that makes you feel better
>>62653783umrealized today +572,22 % with Nicola Mining, well this can change daily up and downrealized probably a few 2x 3x
>>62653776>Shares Outstanding 1.62BTopkek
>>62653789Nice, nice. I'll DYOR.
>>62653783what insight is there to be gained from my dabblings? anyway I'm going to keep DCAing into VWCE or something with less tech bubble exposure with 1/6 or 2/6 of my monthly savings and keep stashing the rest as cash at 2.25% and see what happens. I have larger amounts of cash in NZ term deposits so this is all an experiment really, learn by doing instead of just reading stuff and never taking action
test
>>62653794I admit I enjoy my what-ifs next to my super-safes lol.>>62653796You kinda answered the question. I can't see every opportunity so it's nice to see possibilities I hadn't even considered.
I'm enjoying holding /weat/
>>626537471200% on a couple of crwd calls
If my pennystock of choice that I'm 25% ported into doesn't do a GPRO by Q1 2027 I'm going to say nigger very loudly (in public).
hey smiggers if I get numbers I'll post 30 more sloppas for y'all. You're my best friends wagmi on smigger general. Keep em' coming gang!!
>>62653782Yes, and?
ITS GOING BACK DOWNAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62653789Impressive
>>62653805Must've been quite the site to wake up to. Or was it more gradual from your perspective?
>>62653801>anon, how do you see the world?
>>62653807These fucking things are horrendous. Keep up the good work.
>>62653818I unironically have nightmares about it because I sold them all except for 2 as soon as market opened for 200% and let the others climb to 1200% before selling.. I made gains but holy I would of not longer had a poor fag port..
>AVGOHaha oh wow
>>62653828lol glad I didnt sell my avl. curious what they said in the call wasnt listening.
>https://www.google.com/finance/beta/quote/AVGO:NASDAQ?tab=earningsYou can listen to the earnings call without registering.
>>62653784You were saying?
These auto-generated articles feel so pointless for earnings>stock down 5% after earnings!>hour later it’s green Did the bit about semis 4x’ing in 2 years get them? SOXL bros might be saved
>>62653747If you count alternative investments, more than 50x on a box of lego I got as a gift. Within that category, sealed MTG cards have 300%. I take investing in this sense to be a hold of greater than 5 years.In terms of equity, WMT has performed well since I started buying it in 2018, the first deposit being up about 350% from the start; I'm breakeven right now on my position because I have been DCAing and it dipped from its ATH of about 135.I also own silver from $28 USD/oz, and while I'm sad to see it drop from it's (temporary) peak of 130, I have conviction for a long term hold on that too
>>62653843Those are some of the easiest engagement bait to get numbers.Just throw some charts on a screen, narrate the day's events for 10 minutes, and you'll get thousands of subscribers in a year
>>62653797test failed
>boughtthedipFUCKINGODS
Remember to report Markiplier to the SEC for insider trading
>>62653826I know a similar feeling. October 7th caused a market-wide dip and at the last moment I decided to hold off on buying a second position in an asset I believed in. I felt it would recover but I didn't know how long it'd take and whether I'd need the extra money. Could've retired if I had just gone for it.
>>62653857>"This is Mr Beast and I reported 10,000 high-ranking officials for insider trading. You'll never guess what happened next!"
Today was your chance to exit the market. Tomorrow will be the beginning of a year bear market. Good luck to everyone.
lul
>>62653861Bottom signal
>>62653860>Mr. Beast found dead in his home from a presumed suicide
>>62653848I know what a 30x feels like so I can imagine what around twice that feels like. Silver was one of my first buys at around 20 per ozt. It sure has been worth putting my pastimes aside to learn a thing or two.
>>62653867The lego was more of a joke comment, since the site tracks the minimum owned value as $0.01, so whatever market value it has from a gifted item would have insane numbers. A more accurate metric for growth is Market Price / MSRP, since it shows what the market is willing to pay above retail. Out of the 130 boxes of lego I have, only one actually popped off organically ($33 -> $130)https://www.brickeconomy.com/set/76912-1/lego-speed-champions-fast-furious-1970-dodge-charger-rtNot to mention selling it is illiquid, condition sensitive (people like to display it), and has logistics for storage and shipping overhead. I usually buy sets from my local Walmart when they're like 60% off clearance (the store needs to have like -40% margin before it becomes feasible for me to buy and Walmart typically gets 30% margin on Lego)-Separately from that, I've noticed many vendors removing plastic from packaging. No matter if they scream its for environmental reasons, it's 100% because of Iranian and Chinese logistics issues. Things like mice, headphones, batteries, all paper packaging now.
>>62653861>+50% in 30D>-2.65% YTDI just wanted to hit 5 digits this year please dont dump it bobo its my first year in stocks
>>62653882What on God's green earth have you been doing
>>62653747>gme @ 7>amd @ 2>silver @ 14just buy and hold anon. I have $70.00 spy.
>>62653883I bought canadian stocks my first four months and got rekt
So……why did we pump today?
>>62653879Fascinating. I appreciate that insight. I've been holding off on many fun purchases with the thinking new highs are coming eventually. It'll be interesting to see if the paper norm you've noticed is still in effect once I finally buy new electronics.
>>62653861proof??
>>62653890Purely technicals
>>62653890Because we were down yesterday
>>62653888What'd you buy anon, mine have been doing alright outside of CNR and REITs
>>62653886The AMD and Ag are around 10 year holds at this point? SPY around 30? Not sure if I'm seeing the right historical data. I've only been in this for a few years but I've definitely seen how buy-and-hold can pan out nicely in my own way.
anyone buying the CRDO dip
>>62653746Short term is bonds/TLT. Scott can't help himself.Now is a second window for a real ruggening of bobos, hopefully he doesn't miss it tonight like he did the orginal window right after the retarded crypto conference.I have 9/4 calls.(Buy WEAT + CORN)
>>62653890Because oil was red, Pakistan said something, Trump said something, same old shit. Also, if SPY broke down a bit more it'd do a lower low and that's no good technically speaking. Could be market making action.
>>62653918I would slurp at $110 and not a penny higher.
>>62653928Bro just stop making these
Miners are for aristocrats. Semis are for the tourists.
Which of these two are you smiggers voting for?
>>62653938I'm sorry anon its too late for me, I'm far too goneI can't stop the slopThis genie is out of the lamp
>>62653920So whatchu be sayin is I should double or nothing on the 5k I lost gambling on WEAT and CORN earlier this year?
I deleted the broker app. The charts, the signals, the news, it's all bullshit. I'll phone my broker next year to see how it's going.
>>62653928Any bullish news and it's going right back up tho
>>62653947You can set up an autobuy and DCA your equities of choice by sending money over every month without even looking. Unless you wanna cash up.
>>62653702>>62653714
>>62653947Top signal
>Crude is ready to bottom tonightThat's what SHE said!
>>62653736Got nothing against this dude. May be cringey but who gives a fuck. Even when I was younger I had no interest in his gaming shit. How popular is he even anymore?
>>626539641.5 mil average on every new video. Also made an indie movie based on a game called Iron Lung that was very popular (it's how he got money for GPRO to begin with). Never watched him but he just seems like a wholesome chungus. I saw the movie and it was cool, played the game before that too.
>>62653947Eh, just be aware of where things are heading and inevitabilities as far as sectors go. Risk management and psychology are the best things to have under your belt>>62653956Bottom signal, that reads like him throwing in the towel.Plus there's lots of narratives about worst Korea and bonds.
ENOUGHOF THE CRAB
>>62653972It's okay bro just scalp haha just stare at the charts all day nigga
>>62653946Spy can go down or corn can go up, or both.Or SPY can go up but corn can go up more.Or SPY can go down with corn going down less.Bussy can take his pick.However it happens, the spread must close.
>>62653969What Koreans finally being liquidated and an heroing?
>>62653910I’m guessing he bough the metals and commodities top or after the top around May? Then has seen the last month poomp as the second leg of the bull reignites. I’ve been in since 2023. So IDGAF about this years first half correction. But he’s on the right path.
>>62653956>>62653969Faggots like you are exactly why I'm deleting the app.
>>62653984*kisses you*
>>62653984Yeah whatever bro. Have fun outperforming everyone in this thread just buying and holding the index.
>>62653987I think he just wants his health to outperform his stress at this point
>>62653969I just do the simple thing and don't ever listen to bond baggies ever. If the short term is higher than the long term they cry and say the west has fallen. If the short term flips the long term they cry and say a crash is imminent, if the long flips the short term this is also signs of immenent danger. Then, if the long term goes up it's apparently also game over for markets.As far as I can tell, bond baggies are a bunch of chicken littles who always think the sky is falling and the only guarantee in life is that if you hold bonds you will never ever have sex with a woman. My life is so much better just laughing at these histrionic future "women".
>>62653991now that's a good value judgement
Damn AVGO earnings really was a nothing burger.
>>62653944Bart Titson
>>62653994Indeed
Did everybody get my portfolio the last thread, or do I need to post it again?I have another portfolio that I use for my secondary, more risk seeking portfolioThat portfolio is this:40 NTSD (1.5x SPY + VEA, monthly reset) / 30 MQQQ (2x QQQ, monthly reset) / 30 WX (2x VT, daily reset)It's a total world market,leveraged portfolio that keeps the daily reset weight small so fees don't drag. The drag on NTSD and MQQQ are minuscule, and sub 1%. WX is 6% drag, but it's only been active for like 2 months, and that's all the history I have to estimate drag with. And the last 2 months have been choppy as fuck, and horrific for any kind of leverage.I'd estimate,once the fund has some history that drag will be around 3% for WX.My main portfolio from the last thread>>62653106
Why ain't /smg/ more into TRLV? It's the next generation's alcohol.
>>62653996AAAAAAAAAAAAA IT WAS ANOTHER SCAM WICK RUUUUUN
@62654001 fuck off with your cringe portfolioyou are bottom left
>>62654004Hock Tan draws big money on the earnings calls brother
>>62653984You shouldn't have a trading app anyways. You need discipline and structured buys. Take a break, have a reset, read up on trading psychology. Having an app makes you impulsive.>>62653993I don't really follow bonds. I just use the 10/2 year spread as a quick macro test, other factors like interest rate differentials (say USDJPY) and economic growth/contraction tell a story
>>62654002Zoomies are stimulant junkies. They're all on caffeine 24/7 and the more degenerate ones do neurotoxic RCs like mephedrone. Weed is more of a millenial thing, and I guess we'll see if it's a gen A thing as well.
>>62653993>risk free rate doesn't matter
>>62654001>no KLARWho gives a shit
>>62654001Thanks for posting these. Fuck the haters.
>>62654001Noobs first backtest overfit. Needlessly complicated.
>>62654010>>62654002Impulse addition is great. Lots of energy drinks, vapes, etc. Good sector to capitalize on.
>>62654015>>62654016The point with my secondary portfolio is to eliminate concentration risk as a variable. And take on exclusively equity and leverage risk. It's a total world portfolio with 1.8x leverage, and a 2x QQQ engine.Over concentration scares me much more than leverage. I think it can easily be worse than leverage in a lot of ways. I'd feel safer in UPRO (3x SPY) than I would in DRAM.
Did you beat the SP500 today?
>>62654021As of now yes...
>>62654001It's always nice to plans next steps for future pay/gains. Cool stuff.
>NTSD>SCHD>VGT >SATAI keep cycling through ideas for a stack that will produce better returns with less volatility and this is my current iteration. I think COPY may be better than NTSD but currently NTSD is winning. This stack should beat SPX in almost any scenario.Some facts: VGT has only had two red years since 2005. SCHD is a rock solid dividend fund with growth potential every year. NTSD gives you lightly leveraged world exposure. SATA is a daily dividend paying low volatility BTC fund that acts as a HYSA in this portfolio that can be adjusted based on market conditions
>>62654016I mentioned in my post that the portfolio was designed without backtesting. I could have easily overfit it with multiple times the CAGR on backtest. But it only has 13% CAGR on backtests, because backtests weren't a deciding factor for the designs.It was designed with monte carlo testing, regime stress testing, and synthetic stress testing, robustness testing, and a dozens of other tests. Not backtests. No, it's not overfit for backtests. I deliberately excluded backtests from being a deciding factor.
>>62654030So it's perfect. Then why does it change every 2 weeks?
>>62653705Not buying mark's bags.What's up with /smg/ and shilling things hard after they moon. I remember literally a week ago people were calling the gopro anon a schizo and shitting on him.
>>62654021I beat it by 0.19%
>>62654000How do I get this holo PSA graded?
LULU to the moon or die trying.
>>62654037Errrhm because the trend is your friend
>>62653913Yeah he definitely bought the stock version of bitcoin
>>62654037Some poster brought it up before the pump and another poster called him a gay retard and fudded him out of going big on it.
>>62654043Reddit rhyme.
>>62654047Yeah well Reddit's been making money
>>62654046Very /smg/ things.
>>62654047>>62654043>>62654049Those silly little adages do actually have merit
>>62654028If you want anything that will lower the beta of your portfolio, SCHD is near to the bottom of low equity beta. Any equity funds with lower beta than SCHD will have marginal impact on the volatility of your portfolio.You'd have to use hedges if SCHD doesn't lower beta enough for you. Anything but low correlation hedges isn't going to do enough. And trying to tweak more equity funds isn't going to get you far except energy, and gold minors, and at most utilities might tweak it a little bit. But that's all the options you have.
>>62654052>>62654049Redditors will be holding to 30 cents once Mark sells the top.
>>62654035lol
>>62654028Full port JEPQ
>>62654035It's not perfect. It's just not overfit to backtests. I still have some other funds I'm watching to swap in.Also, a big reason for my last change is that I got out of energy because oil hit $95, when my portfolio had been overweight energy.
>>62654062hadn't been around long enough but great so far. keeping an eye on it
Uhhh guys...
>>62654065I see. Any way you can advance me the Sept 16th version now so I can benefit from the 2 weeks of return it will have gotten?
>>62654041LULU calls tommorow?
>>62654046Thing is if you get FUDded out of something you never believed in it anyways. You need genuine conviction to buy into something like that, whether because you've got nothing to lose or because you believe in a company. I'm like that with my fav pennystock and I wouldn't expect anyone else to buy it.
>>62654068Afraid Scott will steal their gold
>>62654069My energy overweight did a great job, since I rode leveraged energy all the way up to $95, and dumped it all between $90-$95Would you really want to keep holding leveraged energy at $95 oil?
>>62654054Is there a way to throw etfs at something to find their low beta or alpha?
>>62653801Started positions on WEAT and SOYB, today it went down a little bit, but I have my hopes with the super nino and the impact on Brazilian crops, I also want to start positions on CORN too but I need more cash.Also NTR, VEGI and MOO did well today.
>>62654049>effendi! you have one the last 4 rounds! why not put in more!
>>62654084It's Trudeau
>>62654081You won't find much lower beta than SCHD that are actualy great funds. HDV is lower beta than SCHD, and it's great imoTry HDV, but keep in mind it's not diversified. It'll lower the beta of your portfolio more than SCHD.Just feed an AI a list of tickers and tell it to tell you the beta of them and the correlation to SPY and QQQ
>>62654081>Is there a way to throw etfs at something to find their low beta or alpha?Is it not a matter of comparing time and risk-adjusted returns against the index (S&P), and measuring statistical variance of returns to find the correlation? (beta)
Wallstreet just hunting pump and dumps sector over sector on like a 3 day half life is really fucking annoying.
>>62654087According to Gemini SCHD accidentally pulls good profitability and investment factors which the investment world is still struggling to capture. It's actually kinda funny companies will bring the brightest minds in the industry to create factor products only for SCHD to clown on them.>>62654091Apparently that's what this website does>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/factor-analysis
>>62654087>>62654081If you really want to seriously lower the beta of your portfolioUse low correlation, return stacked fundsLike RSST, NTSX, and RSBT, YGLD, UGLDThey take a hedge and leverage it.
>>62654096PWV actually beats SCHD. It's the ame genre of fund as SCHD a well.but, generally, value with quality and profitability filters do well. With deep value, a chunk of tickers in the fund will be value traps, and they drag the fund down.
ags acted like bonds did yesterday, not goodwouldn't be so bad if a metric shitton of people are chasing highs for LE SUPER EL NINO it's all over twitter guys cmon now.
>DELL pumps>HPE dumpsSomeone explain this shit
>>62654110weren't chasing
>>62654070Tomorrow after hours.
It kinda looks to me like soyb, corn and weat are topping out Wtf is the bull case again? El nino or some shit? Fuck it
>>62654112AI futuristNo AI Luddite
>>62654121Most commodities have been on a run.Bull case is inflation lol
>>62654121El Nino is priced in. Bull case is Super El Nino, so multiple years of fucked up crops.
>>62654121Yea I’m not buying this chart. I only make money when I trade with my retard TA and disregard any fundamentals
When do I FOMO into Brookfield?
Unyielding human spirit chads ww@
>>62654134The flame is flickering...
>Schwab Imposes Stricter Limits on Tax Aware Long-Short Accounts Schwab clients will now have to have a minimum of $10 million of assets to fund some long-short separately managed accounts.>huh?>look up what this is>long nike short addidas, or find some highly corelated pair close to 1:1 and do the same>adidas goes up 1$, nike goes up 1$>cover short at a loss>you now have 1$ of tax writeoffs, which were covered by nike going up completely, the full amount has paid for itself>when you go to sell the thing you really want to sell, like nvda, you now have 1$ off you taxes.>now its only for big boysABSOLUTELY DIABOLICAL.i love iit.
>amd 430why the FUCK are semis nuking post?
>>62654121It has nothing to do with EL nino. Grains/beans (labor) has been way to cheap compared to claims on the future.On top of that, with Soyb specifically, its the biofuel RINs which trump just surprise doubled on monday.>https://www.reuters.com/legal/litigation/us-expected-approve-expanded-biofuel-waivers-early-monday-sources-say-2026-08-31/
>>62654148Are you a fortune teller?
>>62654130what about this chart smiggler?
Anthropic is ipoing at a trillionAnthropic's earnings in july are projected to be similar to Sandiks's in november
When do I hold and when do I scalp?I feel like 99% of the time, scalping is the better strategy, as if something goes up 3% in a day or even two days in a row it goes up by 4% total, the chance it will go up like this is very small. Otherwise the yearly growth of most things would be much higher than it is. After a small period of growth there's always a small correction. Holding means I hold this correction.And despite that fact, that if something rises by 3% or something, it seeming like it's best to sell it, most people hold.I tried both strategies, for a month or two I held and for an month or two I scalped my gains, and on the first instance I was at like a 10-20% annualized yield, and when scalping I was at 150%. Buy some dip, wait for it to correct to the trend, and immediately sell. Seems much better than to hold.The only downside I see is taxes on realised gains and maybe running out of dips to put the money in.
>>62654068A barbarous relic. Pay no mid to it.
>>62654157Those books are cooked to fuck
>>62654164theyve done a bunch of heavy model downgrading recently to lower costs for the books.i switched back to gpt.
>USS Abraham Lincoln sailors arrive in Thailand after record-long Middle East deploymentBullish for Thai whores.
>>62654159what stocks do you skelp on?how do you screen them
>>62654167look at them. iran has nothing to fear
>>62654167they did a huge crackdown on whores prior to arrival this week.big mass arrests and street sweeping.cant have our boys bringing back nasty jungle diseases.par for the course in asia.i had a black expat econ professor who said prior to the olympics in 08 the chinese went around arresting any black people they could find on the street and putting them into vans.
>>62654167
>>62654170I tried to find undervalued things. Like when Microsoft was at 380. It just seemed that it wants to go higher. Anything that seems out of trend, when it's low but the business is not doing worse, just the price decreased for psychological/hype reasons.On the other hand holding a couple of businesses I believe will do well over the long term and produce a lot of income seems comfier so I might just stick to that.
>>62654167The smigs go marching one by oneThe little one stops to suck his thumbAnd they all go marching down
I'm gonna post the n word tomorrow too.
>>62654159Scalping every gain prevents you from holding through big moves up. As you said, dips can run out. For instance, SNDK 10x'd from Jan. 1 to its local top with numerous run-ups, without more than a 20% drop through that time. So where will you be when you're waiting for the return to a trend that never comes? Or where would you be after selling SNDK at $300 on Jan. 5, only for it to touch $2500 the same year?
>>62654138Taxes truly are only for poors.
Thoughts on gold price over the medium term? I found a good sale on fractional gold,, I'm not sure whether to grab some. I'd asking on /PMG/, but they'll just tell me to buy no matter what.
dogshit market not just recovered but PUMPED for no reason
>>62654159Just scalp whenever something goes up a lot in a short period. One of me pies was up 25% literally a few weeks ago and now it's down 20%, this all happened within 3 months. I should've scalped and now I'm a baggie.
>>62654201dont ask pmg lol theyre retards just hoarding physical goldgo on /cmmg/ instead if you want gold miners
>>62654200Universal healthcare would be a better setup. All the White countries do it just fine.
>>62654204tqqq and soxl didn't even go up 1% settle down okay?
>>62654183Huh OK. Too much work for me. I rather get a leveraged momentum ETF or similar if I want degenerate risk
>>62654196Alright but sndk is pretty much THE ONLY such example. 99.9% of the time a stock that rises 4%, later drops 4%. And within the period that sndk did that you could have scalped 10 other stocks for 4% every time, and been at the same result. Without having to rely on the minimal chance that you invest everything into that one stock on the entire stick market which 10x.
>>62654219Yeah it was during a period where I had 3 weeks off work and was looking at stocks nonstop. It's much more work and focus than picking something good and holding it.
>>62654212>All the White countries do it just fine.No they don't.>>62654201wym fractional gold
>>62654220Yeah, just time every buy and sell perfectly, and spend time doing it. You got it! You're gonna be rich!
>>62654218That's the biggest issue here. We're pumping non-tech stuff while the consumer is weakening.
>>62654211That's the thing, I'm retarded too. I like the idea of having a bit of physical gold stashed away. I'm just trying to get any opinions on where people think it will be medium term.
>>62654224>No they don't.Yes they do. Japan too. I'm not reading that.
>>626542240.1oz coins at only slightly above spot. I wouldn't want to buy a full oz but having a few golden shekels lying around is tempting. You usually pay 10-15% premium on small coins like that.
>>62654200Can't anyone do this though?As long as you have high negative correlation, you can buy both. maybe lose 10% more than you gain on the pair, and if the bet matches the size of your 0dte gains, you offset it all.>make 20k odte gambling>buy gunsco and butterco (correlation:~-1)>gunsco +20k>butterco -19k>sell butterco at loss of - 19k>20k profits -19k loss, pay only 1k worth of tax>taxes done, buy butterco again>repeat foreverobviously these schwabb ports do it much more efficiently and can short harvest without running into legal trouble which us plebs cant, but just about anyone could do this an pay a lot less, like half at least, even if correlation turns out to be low
>>62654183>>62654219Intel
>>62654234*turns out to be higher/less negative.
>GPROi told you guys you should stick to the mystery boxyou were getting practically indefinite calls with infinite upside for pennies if you bought when it was down at market open, literally a no brainer
>>62654196>10xedYeah but /biz/ was fudding until may
BOATS
>>62654230Could test 4k again, feels pretty safe to buy in here though if you have none and want some. It's probably only going below 4k if the whole global economy is imploding, so like a 20% chance, but if that's happening everything else is just as fubar'd if not more so.
>>62654232If you can't even afford 1 oz gold coin "This 0.1 oz gold seems fairly priced, should I buy some?" is not the question you should be asking yourself. You gotta swing for the fences.
>>62654240I’m simply too smart to make money on something that straight forward
>>62654248Wouldn't a complete economic implosion be good for gold? Surely that implies some level of inflation? >>62654249I could, I just don't want a full oz. But I can get a few 0.1 oz coins at the same premium I'd have to pay on a full oz, so now I'm tempted.
>gopro about to break the 2 barrierWhat the actual fuck
>>62654255I only have 700 dollars in it. chance of a GME 100x?
>>62654251authorized dealer? when you try to sell you will be aml/kycedjust buy some stock or lighters instead
>>62654264not much short volume. no chance. stock could still surge due to fundamentals
>>62654255Answer the call. We're going to break $10. Charge!
It looks like Gemini only protects celebrities' images while having no problem modifying normal people's faces.
>>62654269Yep. That's the thing about fractionals, just taking one or two into a shop doesn't raise any eyebrows.
>>62654271guess a nice lil pump aint bad wish I had more liquid yesterday
>futuresTONIGHT MY EYES AND MY ARMS HAVE BEEN OPENYOU CARRY ME INTO THE LIGHTAND I KNOW THAT WITHOUT YOU I'M FROZENYOU'RE BRINGING ME BACK TO LIFEhttps://youtu.be/eX284PvS8-M
>>62654282Don't get me wrong the stock could go through rough just not gme short squeeze style. the short interest is less than 15% which is nothing
Hey Smiggy you’re so fineYou’re so fine you blow my mindHey SmiggyHey Smiggy
>>62654251>Wouldn't a complete economic implosion be good for gold? Surely that implies some level of inflation?We're either getting massive deflation as the debt strangles everything else, or massive inflation as the money printer wipes out the debt. They might try the deflation first before they realize it's suicide and are forced to print, that's the 20% implosion chance in my view.
>>62654291Fresh bakeAll faggot slop guzzling smiggers get in here, this is your new containment >>62654297>>62654297>>62654297>>62654297
>>62654291Hey Smiggy!What's crackin', who you mackin'What'cha doin', who'ya screwin'What'cha drinkin', what'cha thinkin'Hey Smiggy!Scream my name, play your gameWanna do me, wanna screw meI'm your pet, make me wetHey Smiggy!Don't you stare, I don't careWant some fun, make me cumKeep it going, 'cause it's snowin'Hey Smiggy!Tie me up, pin me downFlip me over, upside downMake me make that fucking soundhttps://youtu.be/fQ_UeBxEQPQ
>that smigger guy
>>62654302Your slop is even sloppier, at least smiggers are an original /smg/ concept.Imagine being French and hating croissants, that's what its like to hate your own culture. So stupid, sad!
>>62654315> whats-your-favorite-kramer-quote.jpg"Throw his ass out. He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger! A nigger, look, there's a nigger!"
>>62653709MarkGODplier has an acute /biz/ness sense>Correctly predicted the honey wire fraud years before it was uncovered.>Made an extremely profitable movie on a low budget>is an extremely handsome high IQ hapa.Let me guess, you’d still listen to those CNBC jabronies instead?
>futes
Uhh, guys?I don't think this slopposting has been organic.I think we're under attack. Any one of us could be a redditor.
>>62654330What’s wrong with her face?
>>62654330this guy is my idol
>>62654336wdym
Paul Volcker raised the fed funds rate to like 18% in the early 1980s to kill inflation, but back then the debt to gdp ratio was 30%. What if we get another inflation spike? The fed can't hike rates that much when debt to gdp is 120%.
>>62654340then theyll finally have to raise taxes, BIG TIME to make up for 25 years of tax cuts
>>62654289We will win. We have a conflict-free strategy to bid up the price. This is our vietnam. Remember the fundamentals. You can put it on your dog's collar
>>62654346Americans riot whenever tax increases or spending cuts are so much as discussed. It's political suicide for any politician.
>>62654336weird face yep that's all
>>62654352thats why its taking so long but sooner or later the piper must be paid
>>62654340We’ll simply reinvent the meaning of inflation and keep the money machine running. The real question is what’s gonna happen when all the boomers are gone.
>>62654334>AI-generated COPElol
>>62653686>biztradamus was right about memory Btw when are coreweave and nebius going to pump and reach their old levels and ath.
>>62654315JERRY THESE ARE LOAD BEARING WALLS! THEY'RE NOT GONNA COME DOWN!!
>>62654336Take too much GLP-1.
>here's your 2026femtroller broWhy do they bog themselves
WTI over $91 its kicking off in Iran right nowSELL SELL SELL ABANDON YOUR PORTSSELL FOR YOUR LIVES
omg trump wants to rename the strait now toohow is it this embarassing
>>62654383Bro take your repulsive slop and shove it up your ass. This crap will single handedly turn public opinion on more AI datacenters...
>>62654390Art is supposed to disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbedYou wouldn't get it.
>>62654383Looks like its un-kicking off now and its time to fomo into gold again
i take it from a lack of response from all the bots this is something im supposed to keep among us fellas at the club.very well then, i will not mention it again.
>>62654396No it's not, at least do a little research B4 puking a slopified response
Rig-pa CigCho-ku SmigPPP (Price Per Pixel). Let this be your guide
KOSPI has double topped and will close at 6,550
>>62654251first of all no it would not, because if shit rly kicks off like pmg trailer trash wants then they'll just force you to hand over your gold, lincon did this too.second of all, even if this didn't happen, it would not, just by simple economics.gold heads to those who have demand for it.in the apocalypse where mr prepper survives, he might have occasion for gold once a year to leave his farming autraky to buy medicine or something, and in most cases would just barter.you need to be producing large surpluses, to have the need to convert these into future goods deliverable, and to trade over long distances for gold to have value.in hockeypad wearing cannibal times, there is not much need for gold, and thus it would be of little value.
thread theme for this schizo asylumhttps://youtu.be/SpDBYsWN2kI
>>62654255Ruggers just spontaneously pump penny stocks. It appears the key to riches is to just dump your money into them, set the sell limit to 100% over, and wait.
>>62654404That's because nobody fuckin understands what you mean, you schizo.>make 20k gamblingOk, you made 20k gains>buy gunsco +20kGuncompany or what is that? And what do you mean you make another 20k?>buy butterco -19kOk, 19k loss? So you made 20k 0dte, than 20k with gun and -19k with butter or whatNOBODY FUCKIN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT IN YOUR FUCKIN HEAD
>>62654334>they don't know that internet forum seethe is the source magickeep the slop coming
I just had a brilliant idea for my portfolio. Listen to this.My portfolio has a quality sleeve>JQUA 5 / FMTM 5 / QFF 2 JQUA is broad market quality. And it generally selects the high end of quality. FMTM is a momentum fund with quality filters, so it selects companies with high momentum. Then filters out the companies with bad quality. So it's a quality/momentum fund. FMTM gives momentum to my quality sleeve. Then, finally QFF, it's very high concentration, with very strict standards for quality. I think of it like putting a little bit of rocket fuel in the engine to give my sleeve that extra push.Now, I recently added a new fund called WTLS to my hedge sleeve. And reading how this fund works, it uses GS Alpha Index swaps, and longs 100% SP500. GS Alpha Index selects 300 longs, and 300 shorts. This is where the beautiful part starts. Looking futher into how GS Alpha Index work, Goldman Sach's proprietary model longs and shorts companies based on, the biggest factor being quality, but momentum, risk, and one other factor are in the model that selects the companies.That's really interesting for me, the thought of, including in my quality sleeve a fund that longs quality companies and shorts low quality companies. No longer would my quality sleeve long mostly qualiy. It would short poor quality.And testing it, it tests beautifully but this fund only has 7 months of history.This is my highet priority investigation.If it works, which it has the last 7 months, it would considerably improve every metric of my quality sleeve and portfolio as a whole.
>>62654446Didnt read, also AI wrote this.
>>62654396Why wont you listen
>>62654419
WEAT bros, you're not going to going to make the same mistake as Jesse Livermore are you?
>>62654456>Going toI hate phone poasting
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>>62654396based. I’m a big fan of the smiggers
>>62654447What kind of AI makes typos?
>>62654339Good lord…
Time to buy some ETFs. Or should I wait until November?
>>62654467Im honestly fucking insulted you think anyone is dumb enough to not see you asked ai to write you a cool post about 3 etfs you liked to shill them here,and then rewrote your own bits to try and pass it as your own.You had better be a fucking third world streetshitter because if anyone white did this in front of me I'd rape them, they should KNOW better.
>>62654456>>62654461This is true though.If you keep tight stop losses at like 1-2% account risk, and take partial profits on a winner, then let the other half keep running? It's like a cheat code
>>62654456I always look to lock in profits whenever Jewish market makers are involved. When Jewish market makers are involved never relax. t. 0dte goombler (picrel)
>>62654404Honestly fuck off.
>>62654334>Any one of us could be a redditor.Couldnt be me
>>62654488
>>62654334this screencap is AI generated toomy response is also possibly AI generatedthe person reading this post is also possibly AI
>>62654484I wrote every single letter myself. It's not my fault you're barely literate and think anything that uses largely correct English is written by AI.Look at these>qualiy. It would short poor quality.Typo for quality.>This is my highet priority investigation.If it works, Three typos here. highet intead of highest. Forgot a space after period. Intead instead of instead.AI don't make typos. Therefore, it wasn't written by AI. If it were written by AI, it definitely would have zero typos. Go ask AI. It will agree with me.
>>62654503also me who responds to the response of a response that didn't predict a subsequent ai response to the realization of such a response responding to that response all ai
>>62654340they could just lie about it>>62654488second. babeposter tier at this point>>62654502use a trip retard
If you want to maximize your losses invest in Sivers now.
>>62654516>buy GPRO for your grandkids
Do I sell my TQQQ and buy SSO or just keep buying both? I DCA every 2-3 weeks
>>62654432Kek
>>62654520It's a trade off either way.QQQ- would you rather have concentration and stronger momentum?orSPY- would you rather have breadth and sector diversification?If you can't answer yes to one, then both. It's personal preference.Also, draw down vs return choiceSo really you have four questions to answer. If you can answer them all and pick one fund, then do that. There is no inherently correct answer.
>>62654505(You)
henlo mister kevinthis is a disastera calamitya catastropheit is cataclysmicyou must fix it soonor we are all ngmiplease halppthank u mister kevin
Jump ship whenever u feel like it >>62654541>>62654541>>62654541
they're pushing the yen beachball underwater againstay tuned to see if it does something more than rally the nasdaq 40 bips and keep bonds flat
>>62654340The funniest part is this the same setup for 90% of every third world sovereign debt crisis story.
>>62654513sivef will be a 10x bare minimum the only question is when
