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Bull market despite 2 massive wars edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
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I lost everything.
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friendly reminder to shill me your penny stocks that are going to be dollar something stocks before they do that
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>>62657032
What did you lose it on?
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give me your tickers
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VERY COOL to see the crypto infants win bigly and the fed roll over on inflation

REALLY FUCKING COOL
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>>62657032
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>>62657026
>despite 2 massive wars edition
just biding our time, bobros lie in wait
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>Even SNAP is up.
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I'm worried my brokers compliance department will flag my portfolio composition as an incel coded asset mix. What do I do?
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>>62657048
Even if you get caught money laundering, worst they can do is close your account and force you to move your money elsewhere.
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>>62657048
Stop shit posting and have sex boss.
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Obviously Warsh will not hike
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>Netherlands just pulled 86 tonnes of gold, $11 billion, out of North America
>"Dutch central bank says gold stored there can be accessed immediately during a crisis"
Uh, worry?
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Shill me your best bonds
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>>62657062
James
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I just need a guaranteed 10x to make it
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>>62657062
Gold Bond
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>>62657060
Its cause they are worried the US govt will steal it, boss
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>>62657060
no i'm not worried about that whatsoever
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>>62657060
that's 0.9% of how much gold the US personally owns
literally nothing
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>>62657062
>/smg/ discussing bonds
Massive bear signal.
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>>62657054
I still think he is pretending he will hike and judging from what I've read online, I believe my theory is getting accepted by more and more. Makes me think one day stocks will suddenly pump hard because this paper handed guy will either hold it flat or cut which means stocks go up right? I wonder if I should just full port SOXL now.
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Interesting.

2 early bakes right at 300 by a 2pbtid and 1pbtid.

In a TOTALLY UNRELATED LINE OF QUESTIONING is this place in DC considered actually good, or would it be embarrassing to recomend?

I liked it as a kid but thinking back on it, there were a lot of tacky/touristy elements to it, i dont want to be the guy recommending a restaurant in times square.
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>>62657069
my dude
i have not even caught a 2x
the last 5 years(!) have been a failure.
i want to die
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>>62657039
AG
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>>62657077
Last time he held and we dumped because the market knows the economy needs higher rates and doesn't want a bunch of babies in the fed
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>>62657075
Retards ITT will FOMO into bonds, and then we'll get a rate hike, and bond yields increase and both equities and bonds get fucked, and then we will call them retards, and move on like nothing happened boss.
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I'm considering going full cash for the sole purpose of waiting for a good opportunity to all in on. Imagine seeimg the Gopro when it was 80 cents. A freaking 2x on an all in.
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They’re sending in the marines for one last attempt!
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>>62657062
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>>62657032
I'm down 90% from my peak NAV.
DRAM calls.
I was stuped
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BITCOIN BEAT YOU GUYS STOCK PERCENTAGE TODAY HAHAHAHA!
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>>62657087
How will you know the next gopro is the next gopro?
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>>62657074
>implying the US has any gold
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what a gay and retarded fucking market
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>>62657075
if the fed is actually serious about curtailing rates, which they seem to be, then bonds will do well
if they aren't then things are going to suck ass for a few years
it would be beyond stupid to let rates run wild just to fund pointless wars in sandland and social security and the fed generally isn't bad
bonds "doing well" is still going to underperform good picks though
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>>62657088
Oh shit they’re getting decimated! Retreat back to the trenches and hold the fucking line!
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>>62657086
you think that nigger Warsh is gonna hike rates? get real. Trump will rape his anus if he upsets this stupid ass crypto bull market now.

this guy is exactly what we should have feared. he has traded principles for political access. he talks a good game but rolls over for daddy.
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>>62657087
You'll be waiting a while then. September is your best chance, and the bull market shows no present signs of abating. Things cannot get worse with Iran now, either. Any positive news from Iran will be a rip. And at this point, Iran's economy can't last much longer. A month away from food and petrol riots.
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>>62657094
With gopro I only missed it because i was asleep when it was still worth the risk. I need to fix my sleep schedule and be watching the market 30 minutes before open, browsing the threads here as well, and thats about it. Anyways ive had other opportunities. One of my other picks has gone up more than 20% in about a month. Another has gone up more than 30%in under a week. Yet Im so diversified Im too scared to risk anymore. Im also scared to sell because I fear the moment I go full cash is the moment all of these holdings move up together by 30%+ ie like that one time where I bought near the pico bottom on memory and sandisk.
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Can someone just tell me if it's safe yet to full port TMF calls
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>>62657087
This is what boys do
MEN sell calls when the meme rally is underway.
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>>62657111
kill yourself humble bragger
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>>62657106
Considering his behavior I'm inclined to believe he will hold it flat or cut and use some excuse on why he isnt hiking the rates. He's already making himself out to be untrustworthy, says one thing but his actions suggest the opposite of his words. Even Jerome held his poker cards better.
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>>62657096
he's sort of right.

except that its greco-judiasm that is, and I would argue that a good bit of Babylonian/Persian snuck in their too during the intertestamental peiod.

for example, there's basically no exorcists in the OT, but then Jesus in Mark (first one written) is cast as an exorcist in the NT using Persian/Babylonian exorcist methods, and everyone who they were written for already new what this was and accepted it as nromal.
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>>62657039
cpro, bdry, pow (tse, not etf)
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What will WMT do tomorrow?
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>>62657131
sybau
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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
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>>62657131
can you shut the fuck up please

non schizos are losing their minds and being financially destroyed
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>>62657139
99% of my port is in warrants
>GME/W
>+0.2673 (+10.40%)
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>>62657036
OML. Probably not even available on your broker. Polish AA gamedev making Valor Mortis, might be a multibagger post-release next month. Has a bullish A/D pattern starting April. Decent wishlist nearing 1 mil on Steam, development expenses are mostly covered by a GamePass deal on release.
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>>62657139
Not good. Maria is out at Fox Business, and unless she's being named the new WH Press Secretary, I will be very unhappy. I haven't been this sad since they fired Trish Regan boss.
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>>62657139
started the day +2% ended -0.5%
mouth breathing ape market
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>>62657121
>selling calls
>in a meme rally
Lol, hypothetical scenario
>be you buy in at 1
>sell $1 strike for 0.05
>pumps to $1.70
No thanks that would make me so mad.
>risk $100k to get $5000 in 2 weeks
>could've dropped the bag for a nice $70k gain 1 day later.
>1 week later the deal is cancelled
>drops back to 0.60
>your 100k is now 60k but wait you got 5k in premium, so 65k
>only 35k more to breakeven!
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>>62657111
I hope these trips will bless your stocks
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>>62657139
+1.73% not bad
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>>62657139
not bad
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>>62657088
>>62657099
Millions of men was just sent to the slaughter for nothing and several /biz/ bagholders were created. And you people don’t even seem to care. You’re all fucking filth. Genuinely. Amoral scum.
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>>62657139
+1.98%
the ATH looms, now just need it NOT to crash and burn unlike last time this happened
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>>62657143
Shill me this gamble, whats the potential
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>>62657045
I cant' take another day like this

>>62657139
-1.97%
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>>62657139
Today: +1.78%
This Week: +0.60%
This Month: +0.86%
This Year: +32.49%
From Peak: -1.89%
12 Months: +21.04%
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>>62657139
Up 2%. First time closing closer to 1m than 0 in the brokerage. WAGMI
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>>62657139
>Ups 2.15%
Gonna have a snack
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>>62657158
Fucking boomer
Buy some calls/warrants
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>>62657147
It is not on Fidelity sadly, thanks anyway Polanon.
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>>62657043

the president is shilling dog coins and you are bearish. wtf is wrong with you nigger. we are printing so much fucking money. we are building golden ballrooms nigger
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>>62657164
They're buying eBay next week and the market is in denial
Pretty simple stuff
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>>62657139
>+0.74%
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>>62657139
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>>62657139
+67.36% gambling
ai told me i had to spend 3 hours prepping shit if I wanna get the stir fry right. this better be worth it
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>>62657139
Solid -3.75%. So many good buying opportunities
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>>62657177
>ebay links up with gme
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>>62657151
>>sell $1 strike for 0.05
That's not how it works during meme rallies. The calls pump to a significant fraction of the entire price, like for GPRO when the stock was ~85 it was ~0.35 for the $1 call. The next day when it was above $1 the call was worth like 0.8
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>>62657164
Warrants get you the right to buy 1 share for $32 before november
Warrants trade close to $3
Similar calls trade close to $0.50
Ask yourself why
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>>62657139
>+1,91%
And that was with USD dropping 1,01% against SEK so it could have been a lot better
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>>62657164
the GME cult is going to mass suicide next week when this latest tarded hopium dissipates into nothing (again). stay away.
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feels like pissing in the wind when trading american stocks while the dollar is down 1% for the day against your currency
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>>62657168
Grats anon, I believe in you
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>>62657176
Bobo wins are so rare that the one time it happened they made a movie about it
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I feel like AI has not gotten much better, using newer models it feels like the cohesion of the sentences is better but the actual logic is still shit and it will run in circles
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>>62657060
I'm suprised the US let them do that desu
It didn't work too good for france in the 70s
Trump must not be cereal about greenland
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>>62657192
Holding America-listed calls on the EAFE ETF. Comfy currency boost today.
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>>62657141
Who is losing?

Most of you pre-sapient siphonophores just latch onto the colony and disappear into the reddit-gestalt to filter feed.

You should be up bigly today.

>>62657139
-3% on the historic and unprovoked attack of the xisterhood of the grain.
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>>62657188
Honest opinion on Investor AB?
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>>62657139
+3%
and possibly more depending on the PL earnings pump if it holds til open
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Why does this fucking ponzi refuse to die?
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>PL
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>>62657196
Yep, thats the nature of LLMs. They dont Think so they cant reason.
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>>62657198
>>62657060
Do they physically move it or just sell US gold and buy local audited vault gold?
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>$LULU
| Lululemon Q2 27 Earnings:

• Revenue: $2.42B (est $2.46B)
• EPS: $2.92 (est $1.80)
• Total Comparable Sales Ex-FX: -9% (est +4.28%)
• Sees Q3 Revenue: $2.29B To $2.32B (est $2.53B)
• Sees Q3 EPS: 93c To 98c (est $2.41)

That can't be right
Or it's tariffrefunds.
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>>62657210
Won't it eventually break once its encryption overcome?
>>62657214
They physically move it. It's a pretty big diplomatic move to say "we no longer trust you"
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>everything RIPPEN
>everything GAAN
What happened today?
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>>62657214
they sent a nuclear windmill to claim it
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MCD is a generational buy right now smiggers
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>>62657222
Apparently somebody leaked Darsh is a pussy.
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low low lemon
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I'm gonna drink and noone is gonna stop me. Also I'm very close to just yoloing everything into some 3x etf
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>>62657215
>-14.77%
Yikes. So that happened
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>>62657139
+2.54%
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Michael Burry is now a Lulu baggie
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>>62657222
Trump said we won't resume the Iran war until after the mid terms.
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Shit I need to go to SBUX today to get my bonus points
pumpkin spice season son!
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>MSTR +17.56%
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kek
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lulu is going full nike
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>>62657241
What if they hit Israel, and then Israel starts blowing up oil facilities. You mean to tell my our Leader would abandon Israel in it's time of need boss?
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>>62657200
I bought dip. Nice hammer pattern. Could dump lower, but I'll just buy more.
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>>62657257
That likely is next. Iran will poke the bear to get strikes.

Also wow Lulu is eating shit. Down -20%
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>>62657196
>I feel like AI has not gotten much better, using newer models it feels like the cohesion of the sentences is better but the actual logic is still shit and it will run in circles
I literally can't tell the difference anymore because it finally beat me :(
>2 years ago: Wow this is better than the Indian contractors
*All the contractors don't get their contracts renewed*
>1.5 years ago: Wow this is better than the juniors
*All the juniors get laid off*
>1 year ago: Okay, it's better than the majority of our employees
*Workforce reduction of 30% across the board
>6 months ago: all the senior engineers have picked up agentic coding and are just now reviewing AI code
>Now: Exactly the same as 6 months ago, but now PRs are also approved by a different AI to keep up with velocity and it's better and quicker at finding bugs than a person
I literally can't tell if it's getting better because it's better than 99.9% of people at this point. The remaining of us that are still employed are just making sure the AI pipelines are working and that they don't blow up our cloud bill doing something out of the ordinary.
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>>62657139
>0.1%
AI should be the literal second industrial revolution but I am barely green.
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>>62657204
What Berkshire wanted to be
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>>62657214
>Do they physically move it
Cool it with the antisemitism, anon.
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>>62657240
That's what happens when you buy into women shit
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>>62657257
There's no reason for Iran to hit Israel at this point outside of a tantrum
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The war is over buy now
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ADBE announced their next Indian ceo
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>>62657263
Didn't need to force the industrial revolution it just happened
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>>62657273
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>>62657244
How much is a coffee these days, and why don't you just buy a bean to cup machine?
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So why is swbi up 10% when earnings results are not out yet?
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>>62657200
>psuedo-intellectual speaks
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I bought some CDNS because I think it's gonna go back up a little bit and I can make a little money. Seemed safe
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>>62657139
up 1.07%, something must be happening in Korea because both international and chips funds were the only ones I had under +1%
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>>62657278
I think it's like $4 for a 16 oz. I have a coffee machine and an espresso machine at home, but it's worth it to get out of the house. I don't get any work done when I'm sitting here. Also sometimes I buy a lil snack too.
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>>62657268
There was no reason for October 7th, yet we still got October 7th boss.
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>>62657262
>I literally can't tell if it's getting better because it's better than 99.9% of people at this point. The remaining of us that are still employed are just making sure the AI pipelines are working and that they don't blow up our cloud bill doing something out of the ordinary.
...and eventually, prompt jockeys and AI wranglers will be paid a fraction of what they were as "developers."
Nobody will fully pay "You" AND for the AI.
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>>62657200
Also, does the low open interest on WEAT/CORN leaps worry you? Or just an artifact of is being still extremely early?
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>LULU
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>>62657215
It's too much plastic in those clothes imo
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>>62657291
That was a tantrum
Essentially a prison riot
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>>62657289
That doesn't sound too bad, in the UK it's like £4 / $5.4 for a basic medium latte. Pushing £7 for the retarded sugar syrup drinks.

I do like going once in a blue moon though.
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>>62657299
>that was a tantrum
I think you misspelled tragedy. They put a fucking baby in an oven boss.
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>>62657299
for a "tantrum" kikes are mad assblasted about it
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What made Michael Burry bullish on LULU? This dude gets dumber every year
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>>62657295
Why the fuck has it dropped like 80% from the peak? People just buying knock-offs now or something?
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>>62657304
Well yeah a lot of them died lol
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>>62657305
He's deLULU.
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>>62657301
Yeah, a latte would cost a little more. I switched just to plain black drip coffee these days anyway, or Americanos. SBUX has decent single-brew drip machines, so the coffee is always fresh too. The new CEO has done a lot to improve the company after that jeet fucked it all.
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>>62657214
Last time I read about this, about ~30 tonnes were physically removed from US, while ~50 tonnes were sold in US and bought again in London.
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>>62657306
Women moved on to something else. That's what happens in fashion
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>>62657305
>It was 500$ before, so obviously it's going to be there again
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>>62657306
>>62657321
Oh damn I didn't zoom out. Yeah that's pain.
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>>62657313
not enough lmao
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>>62657305
he likes wearing tight yoga pants and calling himself girl names
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>>62657329
who doesn't?
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>>62657326

even their old CEO is shorting and fudding LULU lmao. they settled a lawsuit this year I think with him. company is dieing
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>>62657060
>tons
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Holy based, this fucking timeline
But would have been better with another man[?]
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>>62657335
Ima miss looking at chicks wearing their skin tight jersey knit leggings boss.
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>>62657060
gold is stored in the balls
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>>62657249
TSLA adn SpaceX also up both at least +5%

Complete dogshit market
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>Decided to gamble on SWBI earnings instead of LULU
God it feels good to be a man sometimes
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>>62657339
We live in the timeline where ministers call each other "cutie" on Xitter.
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>>62657344
Also microplastics.
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>>62657333
my grand daughter
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Don't look at the chart of PSQL
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>>62657305
Burry made his money being bearish on every dumb N-Slur getting a mortgage they couldn't pay off getting wrapped into mortgage backed securities.
it makes sense then that he'd be bullish about white women buying tights if we posit the fact that subconsciously he's been the most successful being a racist chud. But sadly, he is not an racist chud incel so he'll never make it.
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>>62657294
My strat is nominally agnostic.

All I'm betting on is that the real price of GRAINS rises against (stores of value).

Bussy can make that nominally print out in $ a bunch of different ways.
But he can't stop it.

His fighting it is pointless, because it has nothing to do with the war fundamentally (check date), even if that may have sped things up.
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>>62657187
I dont get it. Why not just buy calls instead?
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>>62657351
Bussent is cute tho
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>>62657359
you mean your grand son you misgendering bigot
don't forget why your daddy fought in ww2 for
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>>62657262
That's not AI though, that's just what recessions do.
Just sayin'.
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>>62657371
I think he's someones wife
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>>62657339
>he uses low res artisanal ms paint homebrew memes instead of ai slop
i kneel
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Lulu will bounce same as Nike but it will take a full firing of the "upper management"
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>>62657364
Bussy has all the money in the world, but that money can't buy the thing that matters the most : time
How ironic.
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>>62657380
I watched several interviews of extremely rich and successful men, and when asked what they want more of, or if they have any regrets, they always say that they wish they had more time.
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>LULU
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>About to comment Lulu's going under 100
>Quickly check
>It already is
Oh my fuck
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>>62657387
kek
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Investing into fashion just seems retarded to me
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>>62657339
Why is this guy trying to act big on twitter when his country is on the brink of food and fuel riots?
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>>62657281
>last week it was all the /pol/ antisemites
>this week its all the 1pbtid glowbots

many such cases.
i will forever be oppressed.
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What do I do, /smg/?
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>>62657403
All in BRKB
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>>62657377
Well all the AI services were down boss.
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Time to get some overpriced polyester clothing on discount
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NEE and GD pumping in afterhours. I think we are going to be green as fuck tomorrow boys.
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>>62657406
I know right? BRKB and chill. They will weather the storm that's coming, that's for sure
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>>62657060
There's nothing to worry about. Just don't get caught with any outstanding loans and/or sovereign debt bro.
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Should I buy chargepoint now for long term hold or is it going to drop and stay dropped
Yes I am buying the news
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anyone else notice AVGO close exactly at that 356 line?

I told you niggers for days. its the magic line. Ive bought it under 356 twice and realized gains twice. I told you niggers.
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I unironically think LULU will bounce 10% after Burry posts some cope

Is anyone brave enough to slurp here?
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>>62657402
predictions for next week's oppression?
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>>62657401
>Why is this guy trying to act big on twitter when his country is on the brink of food and fuel riots?
are you talking about Iran or the US anon?
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>>62657062
RSSB no competition
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>>62657435
the country with over 100% food inflation last month and that is gradually increasing fuel caps
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>>62657402
Anon, I've been here watching your retarded work for awhile now. Don't be sour. You're getting shit on for making some insane leaps of logic, and fucking losing. If you won, I imagine people would scramble for advice and insight. Such is the life of a gamblin' man.
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>>62657431
Slurping after an earnings miss never makes sense. At least let weeks of more info accumulate.
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I just need 10%. Give me one move pls
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>>62657416
>>62657406

Berkshires portfolio is designed to make zero money forever.

>oil companies and companies that do bad if oil is high so it crabs 0
>risk on tech companies and safe haven companies so it crabs 0
>divvy companies but they keep the divvies and don't give them to you lmao

extremely gay chart
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>>62657076
I sold over a million in puts on DELL, SNOW and ZS. It was a pretty boring week.
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>>62657450
MU, buy at $930 tonight in Asia hours.
Its coiled to fuck and ready to breakout likely tomorrow.

You are welcome smigger.
Sell next week for $1,100
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>>62657432
Bonds are relatively close to their historical minimum value against GRAINS/labor depending on what instrument you use.

I have a small short term position in TLT which probably wont print, but I may open more longer term ones, so I suppose maybe Europeans will be the ones doing so.
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>>62657461
wtf you can't say you're welcome without a thank you
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I pissed on a homeless white bitch today.
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>>62657401
>when his country is on the brink of food and fuel riots
Source: Donald Trump's truth social feed
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>>62657443
>over 100% food cost increases
again, are you talking about Iran or the US anon?
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>>62657443
Maybe the Iranians could eat carpets
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>>62657471
>>62657472
>Exports fell from 1.84 million barrels/day in March to roughly 300,000 bpd in the first weeks of the blockade — over 80% down. The central bank governor has since said oil revenue has "fallen to zero"
>Food inflation ran at 128.6% year-on-year
>The rial lost about 60% of its value
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>>62657467
she just did, snitch!
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>>62657447
if i am wrong/retarded, you are free to point out how.

i encourage this, as i told you last time soldieranon.
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>>62657431
If you think that, get that 10% yourself boss hog. Good luck.
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>>62657488
Isn't lesbianism illegal there?
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>>62657103
YAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>62657210
>Why does this fucking ponzi refuse to die?
i'm blind, what's the image? is it the entire global financial system?
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Eating CORN flakes and drinking a tea boiled with EUGas. Can you afford such luxuries? Probably not.
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BYD and Xiaomi are due for a rebound
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>>62657522
I'm pumped for eating the good stuff again instead of the cheap stuff if my portfolio recovers
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>>62657505
if you weren't retarded, you wouldn't be here posting every day
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>>62657526
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>>62657139
+5%
I'm a HOOD shareholder. I actually don't know why its mooning. its PE is higher than most semiconductor stocks kek. will probably sell the stock before end of year.
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Credo is the easiest 20% of your life
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Saw a Chinese stock I've been watching pump 15% today. Got a tip about it from some old dude a month ago but I never bought it in the end. Fucker was right. HCM is the ticker, no clue if it's gonna keep going up.
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>MSTR +17%
So how was your day?
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>>62657370
The whole market is doing this. We all prefer warrants. That is why warrants are priced at $3 instead of $0.50 for essentially the same asset.
Ask yourself why
>the big buyers need liquidity for their short term calls
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>>62657550
They have 800 employees?
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>>62657550
Ok I’m in thanks anon
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>>62657558
Damn, and these guys have 1,500 employees.
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>17k LULU loss
Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
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>>62657575
Yikes
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>>62657519
It's a picture of the Bitcoin logo
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>>62657550
I've been thinking long and hard about a strategy that involved buying nothing but earnings beat big dumps of say +10% or more. Start by going all cash, diving money up and allocating buys corresponding to severity of dump. I think every big dump has returned big gains within a month, two tops.
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>>62657584
*-10% or more
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>>62657584
>KLAR coloured ID
It's a sign! Now if only those were trips on top of that...
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>>62657575
Did you do the Klarna thing too?
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>>62657596
no idea what that is
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They have a 1 trillion dollar bazooka and they have only used less than 1.7% of its power.
I'm in bonds and made 0.4% today.
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Bullish
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Never though I would see Ungern thread on biz, never forget one of the greatest man that have ever existed.
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>>62657591
well the reduced their yearly revenue outlook however yes I think they fit the idea. probably goes up at least +10% in a month time
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>>62657580
that's it? anon must not know the entire structure is built on layers of fraud, causing non-sensical asset inflation and rewarding capital misallocation as a deliberate design feature
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>>62657584
You could do this with an ETF in a round about way.

During broad market downturns, buy SGRT. It holds companies with the highest earnings acceleration so it's going to be full of companies that beat earnings. And in many cases, holding several companies that will beat earnings before their next actual report where they'll likely beat again.
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NIGGERS
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>>62657610
also important with this idea is risk is greatly minimized by divying your money up to each big dump you don't have to be right every time just most of the time. if 8/10 earnings dumps to +10% or more within 1-2 months you'll make bigger more reliable gains than possible otherwise
>>62657619
yeah I do things like this currently. same idea but applied to earnings dumps as they're more reliable
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>>62657606
BASED
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>>62657627
I mean if 8/10 earnings dumps go up. You'll be printing. And I think that's very likely outcome based on my observations of the past dozens earnings beat and dump
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Nice green dildo for nintendies
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>>62657591
Niggerstock just keeps moving sideways
PUMP OR DUMP JUST DO SOMETHING!!!
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>>62657639
Nintendo could use this bazooka on their stock anytime they want.
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>GPROGODS
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>>62657532
Trapped holding stuff like SNXX?
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>>62657575
Doesn't it suck how it feels like we're frequently holding the stuff that tanks hard and in large quantities? Why never something like an all in on SOXL right before it went from $40 to $300?
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>>62657686
Based Jensen
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>>62657686
What in the clown world?
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tasty. that tan guy really knew what he was talkin about.
Bullish AAC (Aus)
easily the next smg favorite (spends the majority of its time below $2)
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Volkswagen. Look at the chart. I made a nice bit of money today and it's got a long way to climb back up even on a pessimistic scenario.
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>>62657727
i wish i could fuck that guy's ass
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as much as i hate automakers GM in particular it really looks like a bull flag
>>62657727
not quite STLA tier but close. good on ya and maybe even good for an entry but fuck holding
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>>62657749
Should've stayed off the track when the lights start flashing
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>>62657683
>SNXX
NIGGER STOCKY
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>>62657772
THE NIGVIDIA ENTERTAINMENT COMPANY
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>>62657026
Kek are the 2 massive wars in the room with us right now lol
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>>62657514
ayo boss man, when we was in da fields
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>>62657032
actually a good thing if you think about it.
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>>62657792
this it makes you a harder worker.
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>>62657062
Total Bond ETF
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>>62657062
TLT/TMF
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>>62657799
>I understand the world is not fair
>I believe that all people are created equal
You know what you guys, I think this guy might be bullshitting
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>>62657801
My brothers were much older and we played GoldenEye as a kid I always thought that game sucked ass especially with that faggot 3 prong butt plug controller
007 Nightfire was a much better game
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>>62657815
I have a real nostalgia for that game. But I tried to play it recently on an emulator and its dog shit kek.
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>>62657820
>I cut the loss, learn the lesson, and move on
cuck
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>>62657032
wrong, you didn't lose your PIZZAZZ you ZESTY ass mother lover
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>>62657834
Fuckin kek
dis yt boi aight
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>>62657080
>a restaurant in times square
Hey I actually like Sbarro pizza and their meatballs were good too
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I tried to warn +30% anon to take profits on WEAT after he was so happy with his gains. There was a recent research paper that also came out suggesting how to clean up the soils and improve yield for corn and sillage
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>>62657364
That's an interesting way of looking at the price of a commodity, comparing its value in relation to gold with its value in relation to equities. Explain to me like I'm a redditor what happens when the green line gets hit?
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>>62657273
FUCK! They really couldn't find a non-Indian for the role? Seriously considering selling my shares now.
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Who else is a true believer in AI that artificial super intelligence is imminent and is gong to lead to the next industrial revolution that dwarfs all past industrial revolutions?
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N's and J's
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>>62657913
Kek, you retarded? Every single thing AI does is cursed slop, people are getting sick of it already
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>>62657931
I know your awareness of AI is only, 'it makes stupid pictures' but AI an be used for much more than that.
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>>62657938
Everything else it tries is full of errors and mistakes. Itll be like the internet circa 99... big comeown and eventual transformation of processes
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>>62657913
im an AI bull but no not really. AI is just a rebranding of software for the most part. once the hype dies, they'll pivot to some other bullshit. repurposing a lot of data centers to bitcoin mining is likely.
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>>62657913
I believe it will come but not through a single, focused model. Human consciousness is a resultant of our entire matrix of neurons generating us in unison, not just specific areas. Eggheads wanna create a pure neocortex without the limbic or reptilian part of the brain, which is a mistake.
If techbros weren't such posers and did more than a performative 150ug blotter of acid, and especially if they fell into a loop, they'd realize a specific part of the brain fully eclipsing other processes turns you into an unconscious bot much like a shitty LLM.
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>sandisk 1519 this morning
>Pumps to 1590
>drops back to 1550
Why are they tickling my balls
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>>62657913
AI is a great tool and I see its potential, but I don’t see any intelligence in it—and frankly, I don’t see intelligence from most people at work either.
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Why can't everything we're holding 100x just for one day
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>>62657069
Same
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>>62657966
>Just for one day
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>>62657950
>all the data centers get repurposed into succ factories
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>>62657966
Because you wouldn't sell and it would drop below your buying price the next day
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>>62657550
I might buy one of these January call spreads tomorrow. I like this risk/reward setup. If CRDO is back in the 180s by January it pays pretty nicely.
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>>62658004
I'd sell
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>>62657977
BASED
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>would be up 10x just swing trading TQQQ for 5 years
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Do you forgive him?
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>>62657834
Nice, I wish I could dance like that, I am a mediocre dancer and yet I've got some pussy from it, with those moves I would drown in latina pussy juice.
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>>62657862
His thesis is that grain is an approximation of the cost of labor (reasonable assumption via John Smith), and that the cost of labor compared to the cost of assets must equalize back to some "normal" level (sus).

Marx exposed how capital devalues labor. So if you look at the approximate S&P 500 in 1929 valued in bushels of wheat it's about 24x. The crash sent it down to 10x. By the 2000 bubble it was 600x, crashing down to 60x. Today we're around 1000x. Capital continues to devalue labor (especially finance capital which has minimal labor inputs), but I don't think that's why wheat and other commodities are up this year.
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>>62658037

he looks like a burn victim. like a ghoul. like he had facial reconstruction.

I don't trust it at all. he is a fucking lizard for real
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>>62657032
The time of kneepads has arrived.
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More than losses i hate selling early.
Anybody else?
I can baghold for years but the moment i sell and see i could have made more it stings hard. Regretfull and remorsefull.
Happened with IREN just recently.
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>>62658037
>spend a gorillaillion dollars on marketing
>all he had to do was say
>"It's gonna cure cancer!"
>"It's gonna solve climate change!"
>"Cure autism!"
>and call the datacenters
>cure-cancer-climate-friendly-centers
>instead basically spooky ooky halloween mask the general public with LAB LEAK CONTAINMENT BREACH hype
No, I don't forgive him.
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I have AI fatigue boss, it needs to dump until people shut the fuck up
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BLACK FRIDAY

TRUST THE PLAN BOBOBROS

JOBS REPORT IS GOING TO SHOW 50,000+ JOBS ADDED. TODAY WAS THE PUMP BEFORE THE DUMP
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Did MRVL bottom at ~$200? What are the smart people saying?
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>>62658037
>>62658064
He does look a little like Gob.
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>>62658037
Forget explaining, they have done a piss poor job of -demonstrating- the benefits
because there are barely any
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brutal bobo cope and seethe this evening.
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>>62658037
>just fuck my shit up senpai
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this one i guy i work with is literally wrong about everything financially. basically everything he's ever done has been wrong since we've worked together over the last ~10 years. the other day he told me that he moved his 401k out of stocks and into short term treasuries. I'm now pretty convinced we see SPY hit at least 800 before the end of the year.
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>>62658099
there's like a 100% chance of 8k S&P this year. that's just an average year and this year has been above average for most corporations. 8.5k S&P is easily possible if we get another bull period before end of year.
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NEW:
>>62658108
>>62658108
>>62658108
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>>62658109
one post two early
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>>62657039
BE
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>>62657060
>Uh, worry?
If you hold your own gold then no worry, if its held for you then do you not own anything.
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>>62657139
+7.1%
HOOD, PLTR, ZETA, SPCX, and TSLA all above 5%. Bought a little AMD near the low of the day.



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