Signs - EditionEducational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/previous:>>62657026
>>62658108Omg. They found 4chan
>>62658111
>>62657139
huge labor day rally tomorrow
>>62658126buy.space x.before.you.regret.it.retard.
>futes
Have you ever been close to tragedyOr been close to folks who haveHave you ever felt a pain so powerfulSo heavy you collapse (No? Well...)I've never had to knock on woodBut I know someone who hasWhich makes me wonder if I couldIt makes me wonder ifI've never had to knock on woodAnd I'm glad I haven't yetBecause I'm sure it isn't goodThat's the impression that I get
I fucking hate silver
>>62658111Are you fucking stupidThis whole god damn website has been glowing for about a decade now
Cause I won't, back down -No I won't, back down ...
KLAR is the ultimate test of patience
>>62658166You'll miss out
I don't want to keep reinvesting. I want to become a patron of the arts and burn all my money supporting degeneracy.
>>62658161whoa cool lines bro
lol
>>62658182this femboy looks hotpost them
>>62658145Planet Labs you say?
>>62658199It's a she, this is safe quality
>crypto has a good day>catalogue now filled with crypto shitters and shitcoin bitcheswhat a fucking garbage as board this is. also fuck crypto.
Markets so deceivingWhen you stop believingBought the top again Said I wouldn't do it You know I'm gonna do it again Ah (every morning)Ahhh ahh (every morning when I wake up)Sell the floor baby, don't say a word
>>62658208She walks like a woman but she looks like a man,Cherry cola...
>>62658198Can some big shot here mint an /smg/ coin?
>>62658208kek
Micron is going to PUMP
>>62658182
>>62658211can you commit suicide?
>>62658207>good day>it already went back to last week price
>>62658223your garbage coin =/= crypto
>>62658218>>62658225>>62658207>some esl jeet seething about crypto for no reason shitting up the thread go into one of these threads you're bitching about and fuck off you stupid nigger
What happened to the Discord ipo? Did they get cold feet or what?
>>62658170maybe markiplier will buy it when it gets down to 50 cents
Thinking about full porting into QQQ but as soon as I do it it will probably do some AI bubble burst bullshit and I'll lose 80%.
>>62658217My grandpa ordered one of these back when they still did ads for these on tv.They're only clad in silver. Basically worthless.
ey yo mister kevone more mega pumpa strato pumpfor the road pleasethanks mister kev
>>62658211Fuck no. You wouldnt BELIEVE the premium that guy charges for it.
>>62658168VILLAIN MAN NEVER RANWITH KRILLS IN HIS HANDANDWONT STOP ROCKINTILL HE'S CLOCKED IN A GAZILLION GRANDTILLING THE WASTELAND SANDSRAPS ON BACKS OF MAPSSTACKS TO THE CEILING FANHE'LL REST WHEN HES ASHESASK HIM AFTER 10 MILES IN HIS GALASHES SMASHES STASHES
>>62658243Aren’t ETFs really cowardly though?
the IV rank on S.M.H. is 12 right now. could be a good time to get long calls now that the IV has been crushed from Korean/Leopold liquidations and prices have more or less stabilized recently.
>>62658263Thanks for the heads up fella
>>62658243stop being a fag
>>62658259What do you mean?>>62658284Based
>>62658243
>>62658070Yeah, I wish I could baghold for years but I'm too pressed for time, I need a big multibagger soon. So many recent picks of mine, had I simply went all in and held, would have made me a lot.>one stock becomes a 2x^could've gotten me to around $200k had I went all in on it earlier this year>another stock is up like 33%>another stock is up 50%But nooooooo I just had to go with SOXL and friends and baghold that overpriced garbage. One of these has been steadily climbing yet anytime a dip comes it is short lived and I miss it.>just set a limit orderAnd miss it by 1 penny and make me seethe even more?
>>62658284>SGOVits divvie day tomorrow fren
>>62658214Inb4 a repeat of Space X and all the semis, memory, and iirc tech dump but instead of ~1 week of dumping it's 1 month of dumping.
Any cuties in the chat?
>>62658309>Any cuties in the chat?
>>62658309Brother, there's not even femoids in the chat-HH
any bobros here? can you explain to me why youre even thinking about selling BEFORE cheeto man sends a taco tweet to end both wars? thats clearly the top signal
>>62658337There will be no end to either conflict
>>62658198Where the fuck can I buy this?
>>62658342maybe, but there will definitely be a period where it seems as if the war is actually going to end. thats what im refering to, the ultimate taco. and youll know when the card is used because the hat people will agree to the "ceasefire" as well. obviously the war wont end till the US has the strait under their control 100%
>oil
>>62658166You need to show it some respect first before it will let you taste its gains.
Quite insane the Fed acts all tough, market goes down. Next week some other Fed faggot talks shit about inflation looking ok, only if get's worse hike, while Oil goes up 6% and Fuel Oil/Diesel reaches an ATH. They really don't care at all about inflation, but just about the bonds. If it wasn't for the bondmarket they'd just let it run wild, there's nothing else that would incentivize them to keep some kind of pressure.
mister kev kevmister bessenti fear for my futurei fear for all of our futures
Also the Fed:>noooo we can't do anything against Oil>noooo we can't do anything against food inflation>noooo we can't do anything against rent and housing prices>noooo we can't do anything against tariffs>we have to support the jobsmarket (which they in a public, official statement said have less power over than inflation via rates) by cutting 0.25%, even though it's AI or deportation-driven and we can't do anything about that
Should I buy MU, Spacex, and Snowflake?
>>62658108i lost $100 yesterday buying $.01 0DTE SPY calls because that shit crabbed all day and fucking TODAY it pumped up a nice 2% i would have made fucking 100k if i had just waited one more day motherfucking shit
>>62658296>divvy day>SGOVIrrelevant. The time value of its money is priced into the fund. Tomorrow the divvy is paid out and the price will drop. I could sell it today and get the same net value.TLDR: You are always compensated adequately for holding it
>futures
>UK-EU Alignment Is ‘Problem’ For US Trade Deal, Says Top Trump Official – FTHoly shit you retarded bongs, should have just stayed in the EU. You gained nothing. You missed the best part, that is having these nice bottlecaps like we do.Actually, I just googled it and found out you ALSO have them, even though it's not mandated.
>Norway Oil Fund May Cut US Treasury Holdings By About $80B - FTSell that trash
It's over, I just realized he has no sidechops. With a hairline this low. This guy can't even structure his face-hair balance.>Keep the sideburns cut short to mid-ear level rather than taking them off completely at the top of the ear.>Sideburns act as vertical anchors for facial structure. How you trim them impacts vertical proportions:>Why cutting them off at the top of the ear is risky: Completely removing sideburns or ending them right at the top of the ear visually shifts the starting point of your face higher. On a man with a short forehead, this emphasizes the lower portion of the face, making the upper face look even more compressed and the forehead appear shorter by comparison.Why mid-ear length works best: Keeping sideburns ending between the top and middle of the ear provides a balanced boundary. It defines the jawline and frames the eyes without extending too far down to pull the face into a boxy or heavy shape.
kevin pleaselisten to this guy >>62658492get a hair cutand then cut the rates
>>62658243Go into momentum if you are so chicken FMTM rebalances monthly so if there is a blood bath it will pivot your portfolio to value and raw materials
>>62658492>>62658498He has to let them grow.
>>62658351>obviously the war wont end till the US has the strait under their controlwrong. Wars will continue as the western deep state are desperate to defeat both Russia and China. They will keep ramping up until both Russia and China issue an ultimatum - stop or it all out war. US is speeding towards default and its desperate to dismember BRICS, China belt and road project, force countries back into SWIFT, and control all of Iran's and Russia's natural resources.
>>62658492Fucking lol, where are they??? He literally shaves em off?>inb4 he lurks here and in the upcoming weeks he has sideburns
>>62658492>>62658498>cut and kevin in the same postBUY BUY BUY
>>62658514ok, where is the top in your analysis though? when/what event do I sell all my shit and sit on cash/buy oil
electric cars selling for more than houses yet they can't make a profit
>>62658514schizo rambling
>>62658467I think the bottle caps are just alright.They are easy to tear right off if you've ever eaten a steak in your life
