>Be me>Handsome tall and happy>Meet sexy rich girl in highschool>Date>She buys an engagement ring for herself>Makes me propose when im drunk>When we get married we're drunk and high having the time of our lives>Living situation sucks>Quit my job and pour all of my life savings into starting a business refusing anyone who wants to help out financially because its my thing and im not 100% sure its gonna work>Instant 6 figures in less than 2 years>Bought a house and put it in her name so if the biz gets sued they cant take our personal shit but i did 100% of the downpayment and 100% of mortgage payments PLUS 20k for a new roof and gutters>We have 2 baby girls back to back within 1yr 9mo of each other>She wants to breastfeed i totally support that>She becomes a raging bitch out of nowhere>Regularly threatening divorce>Threatening me to call the cops and kick me out when i bring beer home and just wanna maintain my equipment in the pole barn and chillI love my kids to death but this divorce is going to be extremely expensive. Advice would actually be appreciated. My biz is doing incredibly well but out of spite i really just want to take everything out of the bank and walk off into the sunset. My kids might hate me for a couple years, but after having to live with their mother, if she keeps on going to war with everyone close to her, will see that she's a fucking animal and understand why i abandoned them all. It would actually work out better for them because my wife would be forced to put them in child care and get a job (like i said im ready to walk off into the sunset but i could also just stick around and wait to be arrested for non payment of alimony/child support). In my state they don't even jail people for auto theft anymore and the business isn't big enough yet where im running payroll for myself, filing a schedule K for the LLC so GOOD LUCK GARNISHING MY NON-EXISTANT WAGES YOU STUPID BITCH.
>>62661825If you want actually advice it's much cheaper to do whatever the fuck she demands to stay married and then just try to be out on business as much as possible. Get a mistress or two. Lay low. Maybe even learn to swallow your pride and try to make your bitch happy.I know that's impossible for a lot of guys. So having been in your situation before I can tell you you're going to lose everything if you leave. The kids the house the business. All you get to walk away with is your experience. Even with a good lawyer. Divorce is expensive.And 2 years later after you both lost everything you'll probably be fucking each other again anyways.
you need to start hiding assets away from the prying eyes coming RIGHT NOW. Use non declared cash from clients or selling valuable items on craigslist and fb marketplace and buy gold and silver hide that shit, buy crypto as clandestine as possible and hide that shit, memorize the key phrase and never write it down
>>62661825Ultimately your revenge fantasies won't come true. Her family already knows what she's like and they don't care. She'll easily find a new man better than you. Nobody is going to think you were right to abandon your family. Nobody is actually going to sympathize or feel sorry for you.And as long as you're keeping score and running away as soon as things get rough you'll never find a relationship that lasts because they're all crazy and if you don't know how to bend and dodge you're not going to last. Your pride is a problem and so is your lack of flexibility. As a parent you can't afford that shit even if you're rich.
>>62661825> raging bitch out of nowhereSound like you need to hire a BBC to make her happy, that’s a lot of hints and virtue signalling already.
Have you tried talking to her about this issue? You are a member of the giant horde of people who need therapy but never go.
I've been with my wife for 20 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together. I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Oregon, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you."All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.Do with this information what you will.
>>62661825Put secret cameras around the house, hire a super hot workout instructor for her, if he doesn't bang her then pay him to bang her.Use footage of cheating in divorce case.Easy peasy lemon squeezy.
>>62661897Privacy lawsuits
>>62661899It's not your fault she did it in front of the security cameras.
>>62661825This sucks to read. The only thing I can say is something that's ridiculous and you're not going to want to hear it, but here goes: try to work it out with your wife. I know it's not possible. But think of 1,000 possible futures. The best future for your kids is the one where somehow you and your wife work it out and stay together. I know it's not possible at this point, but also speaking from experience, literally anything is possible. Good luck
>>62661908If you drink he mentions you
>>62661904Live stream catching her in the act of cheating that body the bitch
>>62661825hahahahaha holy shit he fell for the foidscam
>>62661832>do whatever the fuck she demands to stay marriedBased spineless cuck
>>62661825>My kids might hate me for a couple years, but after having to live with their mother, if she keeps on going to war with everyone close to her, will see that she's a fucking animal and understand why i abandoned them all.Youre a garbage human. Seems like you and your cunt wife are a perfect fit.
>>62661825Kill her? Simple as
>>62661832Typical cuck mindset>>62661825Just get a divorce. She hates you and just with you because it's easier than getting a divorce (for now). You're only delaying the inevitable and the longer you wait the more it will cost.
>>62661825You can fix this anon don't give up. I kinda feel like you left a lot outof this story... If the issue is hormonal pay for her to get some testing done. Bit of progest-e when she's done breastfeeding can help.
>>62661921>Based spineless cuckAfter you get divorced a time or two you start looking at marriage less as a love affair and more like a business partnership. It's great if the love and sex work out, but even if you both break up and go date other people it's probably much cheaper to stay together as long as you can. Beats throwing away a house and a business and your kids over something as common as cheating.
>>62661940this is literally the most cucked comment ive ever read
>>62661825>2 daughtersbig oof, im sorry you haven't produced an heir before your wife went fucking crazy, good luck making a sane son now
>>62661944You can't own a woman anon. If she wants to fuck other guys that's not cuckholdry that's just losing your turn. Go find someone else to have sex with but that doesn't mean you have to give up everything you own over a breakup.Lots of people start off married and end up roommates. Most of them probably.
>>62661832This. Not to mention the kids, they only get 1 childhood. Don’t give your daughters daddy issues in this day and age man. Growing up with a father is important
>>62661841Generally if you're wealthy her lawyer is going to hire forensic accountants to search for hidden assets. They don't need to find your secret stash. They just need to show you were spending money on stuff in secret and you'll owe half or more.>>62661897US is no-fault divorce. It simply doesn't matter if she cheated. That isn't even legal to bring up in court. Nobody cares WHY people get divorced.
>>62661841Also of course the classic>I lost it in a boating accidentOr>my wallet got hackedOr>I lost it playing the marketIsn't going to stand up in court unless you can prove your losses and even then you may get stuck with the bill for not insuring the assets or mismanaging them.Lawyers are evil and greedy and they know what they're doing.
The only part OP is right about is owning a business.He's going to lose the business in the divorce but if he starts a new one it's extremely difficult and expensive to track his income and assets after the divorce. Self employed fathers are notoriously difficult to go after for money without a team of lawyers and accountants
>>62662003Though this is why the US has underemployment laws.If you're making $500k per year at the time of divorce it's generally illegal to make less later. You can't just quit making money because you would have to pay alimony or child support. They can actually lock you up for making less money.
>>62662010Of course purposefully making less money to avoid child support or alimony isn't a crime per se. The court will usually find the dad to be underemployed and hit them with a contempt charge. Toss him in jail for a few weeks or months to think about it.
