Small mating gonads edition. (That's what /smg/ really stands for anyway)>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>The thread that came before this one but with the same retards in it as the current thread:>>62671138
Is 6.5" small?
>>62672023If you have to ask then yes
Is 7.1" small?
>>62672026That's like average but on the lower side. Women call this "boyfriend" sized but they keep a large stud on the sidelines in their roster.
Is a 12k portfolio small?Where i also lost 2k today????
lmao
I figured the first poster in this thread would be Baggie since he has already posted his very small dick on /smg/ multiple times in the past. Baggie probably has the smallest dick out of everyone on /smg/. Even from this picture you can see the complete lack of bulge, it's almost like he is a woman or a chinese man.
TDOT to the moon https://x.com/BSCNews/status/2097272361233838202https://polkadot.subsquare.io/referenda/1944 dotUSD: A Native Stablecoin for Polkadot
NIGGERS
>>62672047Did you mean to spell bigger?
Just got a youtube ad for SGOV is this a top signal?
>>62672065I've been getting some pretty unhinged youtube ads lately so I think this is just bullish for their algorithm being better able to stalk you and learn all your secrets
>feeling gassy
>>62672083Double header on Thursday and nothing else all week
>>62672083>Moneyhero>36m market cap shitstock From the name alone I'm assuming this is some buy now pay later/loanshark business for broke niggers.
>>62672097Think it's all just lead generation on new credit cards. Ask GRSD (formerly GAMB) anon how those companies are doing right now that SEO is dead and AI took over search.
>>62672033How do I profit off diaper Donnys dementia meltdown?
>he thinks they aren't ripping us off
>>62672101Kek
>>62672065>>62672087>no adblockerc'mon. You guys are better than this.>>62672083Thursday going to be interesting.
>>62672108>engaging in voluntary mutually beneficial trade is getting ripped off
damn mister kevini need a mega pump real soon
>>62672108tbf the ones ripping us off are canadians and euros (and jeet immigrants), not these third worlders
i haven't had two consecutive green days since may
Remember, inflation is 3-4%.
>>62672104you know what to do diapmarines
>>62672119I’ve had a similar experience grocery shopping. There was some anon claiming SGOV beats inflation the other night.
>>62672116i don't care who it is we must stop being ripped off
>>62672119Nah inflation was defeated boss.
I had a great day up 2.74% now I have 1.7k in cash, shill me stocks
>>62672131How come jordan doesnt launch some shit back?
Dead gen, dead market
>>62672141Goonin has come a long way
>>62672139Jordan is anti Israel
someone wake bussy up there is oil that needs shorting.
>>62672147so just willing to take a few rockets for the team?
>>62672139why would they lmfao
>>62672151I think they're proud of their defense capabilities
>>62672139We still haven't seen Jordans response yet.
>>62672119You only need 13 things. Maybe nix the matcha
>>62672156we've seen it.
>>62672119Pork and eggs are the same price or cheaper thant they were in 2020. What's this nigga buying from the grocery store? DDR5 RAM chips?
>>62672150>implying the anunnaki didn't have that shit
>>62672159He jumped too soon and will not make the basket
>>62672119Yeah. Sounds about right. Explains the dollar fall against gold. Remember they printed 1/3 of all the money supply for Covid. Now we have the energy crisis and another reflation looming to bail out all this AI capex and debt neutralisation eventually. It’s why 10 to 20k gold is easily doable by 2033 roughly.
>>62672163These niggas built pyramids in Antarctica for the nazis
>>62672160Turns out faggot grifters on twitter lie for engagement.There was some stupid nigger spamming a twitter screencap of some dipshit saying buying ingredients for a sub is 3x more expensive than going to subway which is obviously not true.
>>62672147Lmao no, Jordanians maybe but the government is cucked
Why space sex go up?
>>62672154well...because its the non cuck response right
>>62672164
>>6267217330 Trillion dollar company.
>>62672183NO FUCKLING WAY WTFUFUTF
>>62672187Excuse me anon, that's Anthropic's trillions
If the market shits itself 20-40% for no good reason. What are we buying?
>>62672193QQQ and BAKA
>>62672193Nothing. It's going down 75% more from there. After that not completely clear, but most likely another 50-65% drop again. After that? Well...
why can't we have two days of green? why does this retard always have to do something retarded?
>>62672119i remember when for $5 i could get nachos, jalapeños chips and sprite at the 711.
I have what has been described as a "huge" penis but my testicles are on the smaller side.Anyways i love you very much babe and i hope you have a good night. Made a lot of money on the market today for your therapy bills and ninja stars.
>>62672170Crazy thing is steak is still cheaper than going to a burger joint.
>>62672119>tfw too expensive to even die
>>62672119I only buy sodas on sale. Tons of sales lately for 6 packs of 16 oz pepsis and cokes for 3-4 bucks. I think aluminum might have gone up.
>>62672209Just dump the body in a river. That will purify it.
>>62672210Forgot pic
>>62672193TQQQ
>>62672207Kill yourself dumbass faggot
>>62672207Have you thought about killing yourself since you are a retarded lying faggot?
>>6267219350% JEPQ50% TQQQ
>>62672201I feel like it would dead neko bounce after the second drop.
>>62672207Legend
I have a monthly investment in bitcoin, VOO, and SCHW. Feel pretty safe as a place for my savings?
>>62672206dude a slice of pizza is like 8 dollars now
>>62672229SCHD i mean not SCHW
>CRWGOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
>>62672207I have large balls
>>62672207Shameful really. It's the ninja star music, and the ninja star sitcoms that poison her delicate mind. Protect real vulnerable persons.
>>62672244Exit pump
I caught the falling knife and my positions are all above water now
>>62672017How to profit of tariffs as a canadian? Ive got 50k leaf pasos in savings.
Within 24 hours we are likely going to receive public confirmation that Iran damaged two USN vessels.Not sure of market impact but I'd guess this might end up being a pruddy big deal politically and even geopolitically.
KOHREEAH
>>62672268If this is true, expect a full declaration of war. Which is why I'm almost certain Israel shot them instead of Iran
So when is this retarded fed announcement?
>>62672263Also Im kinda a dummy and don't really know how to money. I just have cheap hobbies so its easy to save.
>>62672268Did SneakO or Jiang confirm this or is it still only on your turd world BRICS worshipping telegram channels?
>>62672268Not really, congress already cock blocked him and he cant go to war without congress approval. He can only send the navy over for awhile.
>>62672263Charge up battery banks, smuggle them across the border, sell the electricity to the grid and net mad profit
>>62672277Still won't put boots on the ground
>>62672287kek
>>62672287>Professor JiangBog standard armchair general that you can throw a rock into any Poli-Sci college class and hit the same guy. eh he's alright>Dugin Putin's brain that doesn't even believe in the identity of Russians and is a full blown cultural marxist. likely jewish ofc>SneakoA literal unironic cuck.
>>62672277>they le....shot back?????Besides the fact Congress hasn't declared war since 1941 what else can the US realistically do?They are clearly not used to fighting someone who can fight back and most likely we just end up totally withdrawing our military from the region, the only question is do we do it after months and dozens of military casualties or years and thousands.Bullish gold I guess.
>>62672288wait so he's actually blocked from putting boots on the ground by congress and the dems didn't even sweep the midterms yet? oh god it's sooo fucking over. this iran shit is just gonna be the new normal now.
>>62672291Believe it or not, you cant actually win a land war in Iran.Unless what youre saying is you just want Americans to needlessly die, subhuman jew. In which case, I hope death takes you slowly and painfully for wishing harm on a fellow human.
>>62672287Iran themselves said it.They've said they targeted ships before but they have not claimed an actual direct hit against a vessel yet before today.No CENTCOM denial yet and those usually come quickly.We'll find out one way or another before too long.
>>62672297Gas prices determine the midterms at this rate. US would rather give Iran 30 years of constant bombing than ever give them a shred of US money. The reaction on the right and left about the MOU is that we shouldn't give anyone money ever even if its a peace deal.
>>62672298well u clearly can't win water or air war with iran either
>>62672299Uh yes they have. Glowie is that you? Begone fed
>>62672299the ships will just coincidently have a dumpster fire or something and have to return to europe but totally definitely did not get hit by anything iranian
>>62672299>They've said they targeted ships before but they have not claimed an actual direct hit against a vessel Lmao. They literally claimed a hit 2 days ago (which didn't happen). Just the usual cope and sneeding from the IRGC.
>>62672299>>62672287>>62672277>>62672268Not seeing anything reputable from my sources
miggers are mad lmao
>>62672304Not a glowie but I do glow.I might be wrong but I'm fairly confident they haven't specifically claimed actually hitting a vessel yet, they say they "attacked" or "forced to flee" but not claimed a specific hit on a specific vessel.Maybe they did claim hitting the carrier with the laundry fire, I could be wrong.
>>62672302Nah, midterms will be determines by how much of lefts cheating you can prevent. Since the save act isnt in place were kinda screwed.
>>62672310Ok, but I enjoy hypotheticals anyway so thanks anyway /smg/
>>62672307But we saw from photo's that no ships were damaged? Them being rust buckets is just standard naval issues.
>>62672290My provinces power company actually charges you to take your power. People with solar panels got to pay to send power to the power company.
>KOSPI
>>62672287>>62672294>Herp Derp Dugin is Putin's brain because the TV told me soNo one fucking listens to Dugin in Russia, this dude isn't Putin's brain. I doubt he has ever even spoken to Putin once. I don't know why retards repeat this talking point when it's dumb made up bullshit. Like anyone serious would listen to this gay ass looking homeless bum.
>>62672318Yeah its why this shit was a scam from the get go. The bigger issue other than stupid loan amounts is having to replace your roof or your solar in 10-15 years. Some roofing companies wont even bother with it.
>>62672313cope
>>62672017Financially speaking, as a canadian citizen, how fucked am I right now?All my investments are with US companies. Will this stupid fucking trade war impact my ability to continue investing or will I eventually lose access to the NYSE?
>>62672325literally just happened to the afd, many such cases of mail in voting fraud
>>62672324I spent a summer roofing. It was shitty enough without adding in panels and wiring
>>62672332afd won with their best result ever?
>>62672341Yeah but it would have been a complete sweep if not for mail in voting scam.
>>62672339Yeah can't imagine every roofer i saw in my town was hammered drunk and filled the trash can with as many beers as they did broken shingles.
anyone else balls deep in solar stocks right naow????
>>62672350I've done alot of shitty jobs. Roofer, oilfield swamper, infantryman and boatswain. Im tired.
>>62672353Come on Grandpa, let's get you to meatloaf night in the cafeteria.
>>62672353Rough, my parents talked me out of infantry not necessarily because it's tough or dangerous but because its alot of restrictions, bullshit, long duration field exercises and assholes.
>>62672354Hell yeah I love meatloaf. Im only 35.
Today, I saw some kaiser rolls at the store and decided to make some homemade fresno sauce (with homemade mayo and dijon). I am not great at doing the burger itself. It was delicious, howeverDo with this information as you will
>>62672357Tell us your current investment strategy?
>>62672359is that where he hides from his wife?
>>62672358Keep at it and you'll go far in the burger world anon. There is much to learn but you have come far already
>>62672360That was the dudes original intention but he got blasted for the cuck meme edits of his wife and another man running up the stairs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0npGI9WCzs
>>62672359I have about 100k trapped in a locked in rrsp till I'm 60 and 50k in a savings account. House is almost paid off but I rent it out well living back home to pay for it. When I spend money its usually on food or ammo.
>>62672353and you decided to sharehold?
>Day 190 of Trump's unplanned Persian gulf smo
>>62672359me shitposting on biz in my goon room
>>62672368I feel like anything over 50k even at a HCOL location is wasted money at that point just dump on the house. Then aggro your savings from a paid off house into investing. Most people here run real thin on savings but the economy right now might dictate higher than 6 month savings.
>>62672358The food looks good but you failed at presentation of the soup. You basically slopped the soup into that bowl with the gracefullness of a full-blown alcoholic. The soup is just all over the place with parts of it just slopped so far out on the edge of the bowl that it's amazing you didn't drop some of it on the floor. You are never getting that Michelin Star with lackluster presentation like that because your soup looks like a drunk man's cheese dip for chips.
>futures
>>62672372Selling the house to the guy renting end of October. >>62672369I don't have alot of faith in the Canadian dollar I suspect its gonna tank to 50cent in usd withing the next 3-6 months. I want a way to protect what I've got saved.
>>62672139all the middle east countries have outsourced military matters to the US. So the question should be "when is the US going to attack back in response"
>soons
>>62672396Them getting bombed by Iran doesn't really move the needle in Iran's favor imo.
>>62672374>soupIt's the fresno sauce, not a soup. It's mayonnaise and dijon and some other stuff
when do the bobos hibernate again...?
>futures>>62672403>the shit after eating that mealGif related
>>62672407Holy shit that makes even less sense. Why make that much sauce for one burger and serve it in a soup bowl?
>>62672411Its easier with a pint of beer>Oil & Distillates.gif
>>62672416>one day fuel oil pumps>then it dumps and gasoline starts pumping>AFTER labor day>then suddenly fuel oil recovers 10cents/gallonIt's weird
>>62672316A carrier burnt down and needed urgent repairs. Oh right, it was just some laundry blocking up the dryers lmao.
>>62672310based
>>62672415I honestly can't tell if I'm being baitedThe homemade mayonnaise has a ratio of 1 egg yolk to 3/4 cup of oil. There is going to be a lot left over
>>62672427Are you kidding? Are you rage baitting us right now? You wasted a whole egg for enough sauce to go on at least 10 of those burgers? I'm sorry man but that egg would have gone to better use if you had just fried it sunny side up and aerved it on the burger. Your responses honestly feel like you are trollibg and trying to derail the thread
>>62672427Why didn't you just make enough to fill a mason jar and eat through that jar in 2 weeks? That sounds like massive waste unless you intend to use it right after for a aioli pizza sauce.
>>62672433>>62672440I'm gonna have it tomorrow, I don't see what the problem is
>>62672427WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
>>62672446Everyone is just really tense about wasting oil nowadays
I drink oil
CRAK will outperform semis eoy
Seedoilers seething
niggers?
Bitches don't know about my mayo.
>Sam Sneed
>>62671908whats the point of soldiers if theyre just going to get blown up by drone strikesthe big heads are once again squandering lives
>>62672298
>>62672446I can't afford to waste oil or sneed oil like that. Vid related is my successful life if i never wasted a drophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_6n0hdAs9I
>>62672460clinically mayo
>>62672453Can't buy CRAK in Yurop.
>>62672446Look man, the sauce and the burger look good but it's a tight economy right now that can't afford a lot of waste.
So, is GTA 6 already out? lol
>>62672484We will begin to regret every grain of rice wasted from our plates in the past.
good news for smiggersamazing things happening in the real world
It had a good run, almost a whole week and I got so close to breaking even. However Kioxia has returned to eating shit.
>>62672490Oy Vey that drug is very anti-semitic.
>>62672488The inflation on that single grain of rice alone will eventually bankrupt most of the world.
>>62672490now invent big dick pills
>>626724963 inches is good enough right? Its all she needs.
>>62672490Can I point out the hilarious irony of making an anti-schizophrenic drug in your own garage>>62672495200% daily inflation on the rice grain for 64 days
>>62672503>200% daily inflation on the rice grain for 64 daysGonna back up that meme and say Russian fertilizer plants getting hit(since they can make bombs out of it), higher diesel prices in country and shipping routes being affected is really going to affect global grain prices. Although our Future's posters haven't made any money left so i expect them to exit as soon as its green.
>>62672503yes anonthat is the joke
>>62672496Even if big dick pills existed I wouldn't take them. I'm proud of my little dick
>>62672518Bobina deserves better.
>>62672517Obvious answer is hitler so we can cancel our plans and chill with a couple beers while he dies from an aneurysm from the news updates. I miss you hitler-cun :C
>>62672518bravo
>>62672517amazing how hitler seems like the most logical choice out of all of them with second place being a tie with diddy and osama
>>62672535If you can chose the Osama era then it would change things greatly. Before Gulf War 1(1991) he had a different outlook on geopolitics for the region but since the Saudi's understandably said there is no way Osama's forces could take on Iraq and let the americans handle it then it changed entirely. Besides most of his family was either western educated or quasi british educated in Egypt/UK.
>>62672535How is that amazing? The competition is a child rapist, a child murderer, a nice guy, and hitler.
Anyways, smell you nerds later
>>62672540one's a religious fanatic who would most likely try to convert your child first depending on its sex and the other is a pimpif it was rkelly instead of diddy then 2nd place would be osama unless i had a boyglad ill never be forced to make this decision because id never let anyone babysit my children
>>62672516>>200% daily inflation on the rice grain for 64 days>Gonna back up that meme and say Russian fertilizer plants getting hit(since they can make bombs out of it), higher diesel prices in country and shipping routes being affected is really going to affect global grain pricesI was referencing picrel>>62672517For me, it's Hitler > Saddam > OsamaP Diddy and kikess need not apply
>>62672517Why do you libtards hate Puff Daddy now? He got Obama elected, that's good enough for him to babysit my kids.
How much is the market pumping today after ChatGPT surprassed the collective intelligence of all humanity yesterday
so when is AGI going to solve aging so I can spend the rest of my life paying off my car payments and klarna debt
>>62672569
>>62672569Tulips and railroads! Also a company that sold pet food at a loss from a website.
>>62672485
>>62672580no really, where can one buy it? I don't see it on Steam or Epic
>>62672583Console for 5 years then a PC release or longer.
>>62672488Wtf sauce?
>>62672517Its osama, he had tons of kids and has the most experience. None of his kids have anything bad to say or suffered injury under his care, other than his son that got popped in the final raid but he was a grown man at that point, all the kids were safe. Hitler popped his wifes kids in the bunker and lmao at the other two no way.
wtf
>>62672586Yeah and osama had a ton of based PC games and anime laying around in the compound. He could get your kids playing some actual good Vidya like command and conquer and gain that macchiavellian strategic mindset needed to succeed in the world.
>>62672584ayy lmao
>>62672591Likely C&C generals while he describes actual tactics. No shit lots of ME people played it when it got released, they enjoyed the representation in its comedic fashion.
>>62672590Im shocked! How could this have happened?
The Escalator/Stairs up, elevator down meme is dead btw. It's the opposite now.
>>62672541>smallbanyplease tell me there's not another anon from the capital district here LOL
>>62672578Will you still say this garbage when it solves Riemman's hypothesis, it creates room temperature superconductors, cold fusion and makes us inmortal?
>>62672612>room temperature superconductorsneed quantum computers to solve that one
>>62672541Albanian gooners? Shkrelisisters?
>>62672615that will be solved this decade too. We reached AGI and now it is just a feedback loop of training which will take 1 year to get ASI
>>62672612I´m more making fun of the bubbleboys.
>>62672619Oh shit >>62669299
>>62672632Yeah keep making memes while I keep making bank
>>62672636Can't buy no Penelope
>>62672298Iran has been conquered multiple times. It's obviously possible to win a land war there
>>62672642Yeah, conquered by people that were willing to die, which Americans, evidently are not.
>>62672644Ov vey the anti semitism!Why aren't the Christian fundies lining up to die in a holy war??
>>62672646Maybe we'd have a generation of fundie Christians signing up to be infantrymen right now if our government didn't spend the last 4+ decades declaring war on white people.
>>62672590my prescription
>>62672131>we intercepted 18 of 20 missiles and the last 2 fell in empty desert!!!why do they lie when everyone has cell phones and posts videos of everything within 5 minutes?https://xcancel.com/WW3_Monitor/status/2097463157782360195#m
>>62672660It's funny because they're getting ahout 70% of pre war amounts through. The crisis is brewing on the refinery side. Oil is going to crash as the glut of crude increases while the price at the pump skyrockets
>>62672666>they're getting ahout 70% of pre war amounts through
>>62672667>Noooooo why isn't oil at 200 yet? Please bussyant stop my ass hurts sooo bad
>>62672666>It's funny because they're getting ahout 7,000% of pre war amounts through
I'm holding all my powder dry for the AI IPO's
Somebody is really invested in keeping oil below $100 kek
>>62672698Chinks can't afford the economy to tank either.
>>62672685Sorry, but I don't take financial advice from future lampshades.
>>62672698>>62672699Ok but eventually the price of oil will go up based on everything that's happened and is happening in the real world.
>>62672590This is like the 7th Lindsay Clancy copy cat at this point.
>>62672702There's an incoming glut of crude get it through your thick head. Refinery side crisis
>>62672707Post nose.
brent is edging me i need it at 100
>>62672707What on earth are you talking about?
brent 100
Brent?
>US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent Dares Traders to Bet Against Him Saying ‘I Am the House’lmao
What happened yesterday?A bunch of stocks took a dip all at once, Walmart down by like 4 percent
>>62672726A hail mary bluff from a "man" whose bond yields are blowing out.
>>62672727>took a dip all at oncebecause it mooned all at once at openwhat goes up must come down
>>62672727walmart has to lose 70% of its market cap to be fairly priced
>>62672731We need it to tank like Cisco did after the dotcom boom.
>>62672132NKE
>>62672734nike need to fire whores in the management first to be buyable again
>>62672735Nah they'll fail entirely. Not all clothing brands are meant to last forever. Even jewelry brands like Rolex talked about the waxing and waning of the industry. For them its been nothing but a big squeeze since the quartz crisis.
>>62672735Who could have predicted that selling sports shoes to fat black women who clearly don't exercise or play sports in thr first place would not buy their product.
>>62672743
SNAP bros...
>>62672735Why? Daddy Trump will bail out Nike like he did with so many other American companies.
>>62672737fixing brand name is not easy, but people are retarded and forget what happened couple years ago
>>62672750He'd sooner promote SOFEE than Nike.
The innovation president and chief innovation are men. The CEO is a man. Sorry, but it looks like they are bad at their job.
>>62672758if stock price going down for 5 years and nothing is being done, CEO should be fired 3 years ago
>>62672758Innovation tracks with R&D right? Then the CSO ie chief strategist officer should be in charge with the distribution of products in a given focus group. All we have seen is unwearable sneakerhead shoes and marketing to fat bitches which even lululemon has pulled back from.
>>62672713There's plenty of crude. Iranians took out a lot of refining capacity. The coming crisis isn't a supply problem it's a refining problem. Watch the price of crude pull a COVID dive. It's coming. Look at refining capacity not tankers
I enjoy talking to ai
>>62672779Stop samefagging.
>>62672779And where is the extra capacity going to come from?
>>62672785If the other guy didn't waste mayo on his burger then we would've had a supply glut.
>>62672785There is no extra capacity. Why do you think diesel is breaking aths and crude barely edges past 100
>>62672782It's better than talking to women, but what isn't?
So what's the play on copart? Will they hit / exceed expetations on Thursday? Read: will the stock go up or down.
>Portfolio absolutely hemorrhaging money>Waited too long to book vacation plans so have to now settle for something mid or get raped up the ass by jacked up prices>Girl I’m texting replies once a day, twice if I’m luckybut honestly i don’t feel too bad
>>62672664
>foldable iphone
>fantasizing about having a hot woman's ass cheeks wrapped around your earsbuy (female) natural gas
do you think AAPL will do the usual dump when they show the new foldable or is the dump already priced in
oh cool another night of green futures that turn red that then turn into another day crabbing
>>62672867Top quality post
>RPT| US-European Draft Resolution Seen By Aljazeera Calls On Iran For Unconditional Talks>CALL ME RIGHT NOW >U.S. Central Command>@CENTCOM> CLAIM: Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) forces have claimed they struck two U.S. Navy destroyers operating in the Middle East. This is completely FALSE.> FACT: No U.S. Navy warship has been struck; all IRGC attempted attacks failed. Meanwhile, U.S. forces have successfully destroyed 10 Iranian tankers in just the last week. These vessels were part of a multibillion-dollar shadow network that funds the IRGC, and Iran cannot defend them.>NOOOOOO THEY DIDN'T HIT US; FAKENEWS
>>62672852>>62672910Good, so now Kev can go on a hike
The S&P 500 will lose %1 everyday for the next 12 years.
I think the reality finally hit me. I went from 4k to 22k on the day spy giga pumped and lost it all the next couple days gambling more options. I was fine for a couple weeks but now its set in that I fucked up. You guys ever go through the same? I stopped trading for a couple weeks after it happened so I guess the high from the casino is wearing off.Tell me your stories lads. One anon told me to remember it's easy come easy go. Ain't that the truth
>>62672910big league gaslighting or...?in which who exactly would the target be?
>>62672119Inflation is 2%. Lmao normgroids dont even know the definition of inflation
>>62672747Is snap going to $25
>>62672936why didn't you simply keep all those winnings?
>>62672935shit and piss is overprized. Just buy Nasdaq which is what actually gives you returns at a reasonable prize, if you want to hedge tech buy small cap value and ex-US ETFS
>>62672936Ive lost about 5k gambling options, every cent I've ever spent on them
>>62672936I made 5k on oil CFDs then lost it and 9k more. No crying in the casino.
>>62672945The urge to escape the wage cage was too high. I felt like I finally had my moment, if I just got it right one more day I'd be set. >>62672953Thanks anon>>62672951It's rough. I just get worried I don't have a lot of time left and it's better to try and hit it big. Call it gambling addiction but idk
im started to get tempted to buy an ai subscription lads
>>62672955imagine the amount of asses of 10/10 escorts you could've nestled your face into with that kind of moneybuy (female) natural gas
>>62672951Its shocking that 110 iq retards lose to 150 iq chads
>>62672959smash that like button
whats this im hearing about a le market correction?i mean someone on here already mentioned tehre would be one today but another source(s) are saying the sameexplain it to me like a im a baby and you actually love me
>>62672974there will be a huge crash within the next two weeks
soxlbros, i need an exit. zion don keeps killing the market for Israel.
>>62672977i cant wait that long cant it crash now?
Babe why are my stocks down?
>>62672980maybe cause oil is rising and brent got to 100 brother
>>62672982axios will save us
>>62672935Is that even possible, Sam?
>>62672119price change on items is not inflation, prices can change for very different reasons, that's why inflation was defined as increase in money supply
>>62672989do we know at which hour? I don't wanna buy too soon nor miss the red window
>>62672982Thanks darling
>>62672962I have a 21 year old gf who cooks and cleans for me and doesn't nag. Does that count
>>62673008take good care of her smigger
>>62673009do you want him to lose her? treating her like shit and acting like you only think about yourself is how you make her stay
>>62672974goo goo corrections move down through technical prices and successive daily lows little pumpkin They are confirmed by watching the market my peanut, not ahead of time by theorizing or obviously less reliably "just feels like its about time" sugar peaYou're just cute as a buttonIt's 100% certain we are in one after prices already fell. As you rewind time backwards to the beginning of the correction you find that certainty generally winds down from 100% to lower confidence depending on the person's experience, biases, skills and intelligence jellybeanIf you suspect you may be in those early stages you are most likely to find the most unsure and varied opinions.2-3 days of successive lows and staying below vwap is usually a strong sign of continuing sell off, especially if intraday volatility trends up indicating institutional uncertainty and unplanned hedging. Are you trying to smile at me? Are you? Woogy woo wittle wiggly wombatJust look at those cheeks! Mwah
>>62672980commodity season
>>62672936I went from 40k to 550k over a span over 2 years leveraging in some biotech company. Then covid hit and 2 drugs failed. So I went all the way back to 40k again.Currently I am back to 350, but investing like a non leveraged retard is so slow.
>>62672989Axios said its over. Everyone is intentionally switching to bear right now. It's amazing how everyone moves in lockstep with whatever the fake narrative is.Wait until they tank the market 10% for jew holidays before reentering the scam casino. It's all pretty tiresome how fucking stupid and gay everything is. The top news story this morning is "anthropic researcher says robots are going to kill all humans" so they will probably go back to pumping anything remotely ai related 20% this week while the other 90% of the companies in the real world keep smashing new lows and the president rolls around in his own shit crying. Will totally be 5d chess again when he announces the 50th peace deal 1 day after yom kippur
>>62673013thank you daddy
>>62673022>thank you daddyYou get off on this, you sick little freak?!>>62673018Boglers proven right once again.
KOG (kongsberg gruppen) seem to be pushing through the support at 301.5 now. good potential to reach 330
We never needed Barak this much.
>>626729365 years without a single negative trade averaging 20 poo cent just on ETFs and stonks
>>62672935This doesnt work unless theres a market to absorb the value in its place.As it stands, the US is still the ONLY singular market where your money is not only safe but is expected to go up ad infinitum
>CNBC>@CNBC>Anthropic safety researcher Evan Hubinger said there is a greater-than-10% chance AI could kill all humans within the next decade.>It comes as another Anthropic researcher resigned, accusing leading AI labs of racing toward superintelligence without adequate safeguards.>The warnings add to growing concerns over AI safety, including whether advanced systems could become difficult for humans to control.Shorting Anthropic, but that's mostly likely bullish.
>>62672685Is Bussy top or bottom? Financially speaking.
>>62673041It's all just PR, it's like a drug dealer talking about having the fent that kills people.
>>62673041they're getting desperate. openai solved that millenium prize problem and anthropic had to do something, so some guys who were already heading out the door decided to place some hype in the news cycle to keep their equity stake high.
If Anthropics next model doesn’t do some crazy shit then I’m becoming an OpenAI man In fact it should kill people then I’ll know it’s the best AI
>>62673041
>oil computer spazzing out againIt's all so tiresome.
>>62673061Iran's knocking out tankers throughout the gulf. Shit's fucked.
>>62673041these retards watch too many movies
by my calculations, i have concluded that the current price of oil is not great for the economy
>>62673041>miss the ideal IPO window to cash in and get the fuck out before the scam is found out>have to push the meme even harder until they can
Sell Rosh Hosanna, buy Yom Kippur.
>>62673068keep your antisemitism down anon
i can hear my neighbors farting again
>>62673048>yo! Got that wmd! Got that pandemic!
I hate how Americans constantly fuck everything up for the entire world and suffer the least consequences for it. I'm tired.
>>62673096>neighbours are 3 hot women and you can smell their farts through the ventsbuy (female) natural gas
>>62673096>Brapp
>>62673068In english doc
It's over
>>62673096I rip major ass, I wonder if my neighbors can hear me. That would be so funny.
>>62673068Whats the worst case scenario with oil today?
>>62673124Did you see that movie Come and See?
Make a new thread already.
>mfw crude's pressing hard to hit $96>NINETY SIX DOLLARS A BARREL
>>62673134numbers mean nothing our great president says oil is flowing so it must be flowing
>>62673140not bad
>>62673126Aye...>Oh noIs today gonna be 6 hours of me making that face??
>>62673140It may be flowing, but every other asset has to be sold off to afford it. E-V-E-R-Y
>they still believe in oilTell me Anons, how many of you have actually seen any oil with your own eyes? All your ever see are the products that are supposedly made out of it, but what if they aren't? What if diesel grows on trees? I mean, they make rubber out of trees too, don't they? Wake up sheeple!
i mucking hate bears (when im holding)but i hope theyre right (when im not holding)
>>62673156no bro our president said oil will go down to 2 bucks a gallon he is always right
Everything is red today.
The first barrel is going to cost a firm $120, after that we can negotiate for the rest
jokes aside any predictions for oil price next month?
>>62673174Somewhere between 130 and 60 USD
>>62673177This is pretty accurate boss.
>>62673140Tell it to the gulf oil delivered crude futures price benchmark.
I remember a while back we had the problem of too many thread bakers causing duplicate /smg/s, but now we have the opposite problem. What happened? Where did everyone go?
>>62673190They probably went back to The Reddit boss.
>wake up>sneedisk is downokay.jpg
>>62673191You think maybe you could could do the few of us who remain here a favor and go to reddit as well, baggot?
>>62673190We've had periods like these before. I think it's interesting that everyone suddenly bakes at a certain high post threshold but not at 300. Very alike to the patterns that govern fear/greed.
>>62673190Too upset about my semis and memory to bake
good morning sirsanything to slurp?
>>62673199Just need to be patient. New highs are coming. Memory prices are going absolutely apeshit and rumors around Antropic IPO seem to be very positive.
>>62673205KOG (kongsberg gruppen)
I literally don't care to which post the thread goes, as long as one can post images.
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>>62673195faggler is a sorry 50 year old kike since he is a geriatric retard he cant use websites with modern designs you are expecting too much from him
>>62673063When will the good entry point into shipbuilders?What is the Jones act status?
