How can I tell if an interview went well or not?
you can feel it
>>62673743Depends on if they call you back
Depends, what is your race and the race of your interviewer?
>>62673754I feel like it went well but there are parts I don't really love my answer or I feel like I might have come across awkward, but also I may be overanalyzing it cuz they were kinda dickriding my resume.>>62673758White, white
>>62673743I'm so mad I will never fuck her. Like irrationally mad. Like, I want to bomb her house and then set myself on fire. It's not fair
>>62673758I’m screwed, I’m pretty sure the only reason I got the interview is because I declined to identify
>>62673743You just can't. Current HR standards is to be extremely polite and praise everything you say, even if it's wrong, so you can't know from the interview how you're actually doing.
>>62673743WHO IS THAT DEMON OF THE SEMEN VARIETY
>>62673743If you've made it past the initial AI agent interview to round three or four, things are going great. You should expect to be invited back to at least two to three more rounds of interviews plus a comprehensive panel interview and aptitude test plus business case study and essay writing sample exams, before you receive a verbal offer then expect to wait one to two more weeks to receive a formal written offer.
>>62673862I’m have the panel interview on Monday, 3 hours and I’m pretty nervous. I did pretty well on the aptitude stuff when self studying but in the lead up interviews they asked different stuff and I stumbled a bit
>>62673743did you get a blowjob ? if the answer is no then it didnt go well
>>62673908>did you get a blowjob ?It was over Zoom
>>62673766>white interviewerMan (likely pass), or woman (likely fail unless there's no other realistic candidates, and/or she finds you personally not attractive)?
>>62673925so the answer is >no i didnt get a blowjob ngmi
>>62673934Technically it was a panel, 3 white guys, 2 white women, and a black guy
>>62674045Whichever one was leading the interview, or whichever one the rest of the panel were deferent towards, is going to be the one that decidesHope it was one of the men for your sake, anon
>>62673743HR will call you and present themselves in a manner that is to your liking
>>62674045> black guywhy the fuck would you want to work there?
>>62673743it didn't.
>>62673743Feels like pie.
>>62674328Why did you steal my pumpkin?
>>62674765No man ever truly owns a pumpkin.> It's just your turn.
>>62673743If you get hired
>>62673754Like a bag of sand
>>62673743how can i feel a... HUBBA HUBBA PAJEET BOOBAS AWOOOOOOOOGA
>>62673754literally thisi knew who was flaking me, who i was flaking and who i will work with on every single interview everONly 1 that i remember that i though it was sealed deal but guy came back and explained that they had to take "nephew of bosses misstress" or some shit
>>62673897Update, another company called me today, offered double and waived the interview
>>62673743huge tatas
>>62673743>How can I tell if an interview went well or not?If they made you an offer at more than you expected it went well, if they offer less then they are testing you but may still hire you pending your response. If they did not offer you are out and just move on. Its always easier to get a job if you already have one. If you are not working its a bad sign.
>>62673754This. I've had a few that were in-between where maybe I got an offer maybe I didn't, but you can definitely tell whether it's worth hoping for a call back or not. Jobs I had in the bag were usually offered on the spot or within a day.
>>62673811Sir that is a poojeta. She almost certainly eats cowpoo on diwally and drinks piss too.
>>62673743gib big boobie pajeeta
