NKE Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62673211
I love Nutrien (NTR)
Why haven't you answered his call? One day he won't be offering you a warning call anymore.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGIEEEEEEEEEE WHERE'S MY BELLYRUBS
>Servicetitan
i'm financially ruined
Wake me up when shit goes up again.
Why won't NKE just cut the dividend? Why offer a fucking dividend when youre bleeding out?
>>62673872
my equities are getting RAPED, bros.
>KMB down 5% today>Down 9% on the week>Smashed past $100 barrier into the double digits without resistanceThe diaper dream is over. Americans are tapped out of pissing and shitting.
>>62673876Because then boomers and divvy ETFs sell and send them tumbling down more.
>>62673876It’s probably the only investors they have left
What buy?
I bought all the lows today it can't possibly go lower! <-- clueless
>>62673874>when shit goes up againAccording to this anon >>62673880 it won't be today
>>62673886SPY calls should be a good bet if you only plan on holding an hour or two boss.
>>62673886Maybe this?
I think my ID is telling me to stop gambling
>>62673854i cant focus on the market when you post stuff like this smigger
>minors up>majors up>SOXL upIs there anyone in this thread NOT making money?
>>62673891KEK>>62673895Porn is dopaminergic and therefore good for trading. It's like a mini-adderall.
>>62673895My ex was built like this. God I fucken miss her like you couldn’t believe.
zuck you cunt
is Warsh bending the knee tomorrow or will he be staking his claim at the FOMC
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon is annoyed at price action editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62673907Avocado Oil chips are fake and gay.
McDonalds looking like a slurp?
>>62673905He does nothing and then both sides will be mad at him
Why did the oil market suddenly decide to deal in the real world again?
>>62673911no that’s 7 eleven
>>62673911Recently went to a McDonald’s because I wanted a milk shake. Well guess what? Their ice cream machine actually was working.
>>62673911wait for 244 and potentially 231
>>62673905He's gonna sell you a fuckin stinky turd wrapped in gold foil and you're gonna love it.
>>62673919is said turd going to pump the market?
>>62673907why are you holding a leveraged etf
>>62673876They've hiked their dividends for 24 years in a row which means they are only one year away from becoming a dividend aristocrat. Imagine 24 years of hard work only to self implode when you hire women and they push fat black chicks and trannies to market your products lmao
>>62673911Just broke multi-year lows, maybe average in but it's probably going lowerI'm gonna be a buyer soon, too
>>62673916>ice cream machine actually was workingis this bullish or bearish
>>62673914Because I sold my TTE on a hill and didn't buy the dip afterwards. No need to thank me.
>>62673923>all the white women are horse facesEvery single time
>>62673910>Avocado Oil chips are fake and gay.never had them before personally, not a chips guy unless they're UK Space Raiders crisps, those things are unbelievably phenomenal if you like the sound of pickled onion flavor.>still had a pic from 2024 handy
>>62673928>>62673923Come on man they did their best like they really, really thought pic related would be a great trans ally to propel the stock and its products to record sales
>>62673924McDonald's is fucked. I got some information from Warsh's task force that the MAHA movement is causing people to change their eating habits, and goyslop like McDonald's is no longer something anybody should be eating anymore boss.
>>62673923oh hey they included a token chank this time, not just all GIBS and KARENS
>>62673922I ask this same question Its common practice in here
>>62673930
>>62673921Does howdy doody got wooden balls?
>>62673932>he thinks its MAHA >really its the food being too expensive for the quality and people being broke
>>62673932what is changing people's eating habits is the price of a burger being $7 without the fries or drinkalso people are becoming more aware of filthy browns handling their food
>LULUkwab
>>62673932why do you throat fuck trump so hard? It’s not 2016 anymore grandpa
mallomars are on saleLord give me the strength
>>62673935volatility drag and theta are the death of so many retards
>>62673944what does kwab mean
>>62673929What the hell are those? I want to try them
>>62673949kek what a bitch
>Wife gets about 30% of my port in the divorce. Consorting with women is a bad financial choice.
>>62673937holy shit bro
>>62673939>food being too expensive for the quality and people being brokeLook, McDonald's has value meals where customers can chose a different assortment of goyslop for a low low price. If you can't afford a McDonald's value meal, you're probably unemployed and should probably ask them for a job application instead of a value meal. There's nothing wrong with working at McDonald's my dear Leader did it and he's a fucken billionaire boss.
wow
>>62673926extremely bearish
You don't want me for yourselfso let me find somebody eeeeehhhheeeeehhhhheeeeeelse
>>62673930Who fucken approves this shit with a straight face??
>>62673942>>62673939>why not both?
>>62673952Relationships are fake and gay in general. Only upside I see is being found on the floor while having a stroke so she can call an ambulance, instead of me just starving to death there. Literally everything else has a larger downside than upside.
>>62673959If I had to guess, I would say that was approved by a liberal woman who has no husband and is in her mid 40s boss.
>>62673880Isnt it strange how easily stocks lately just elevator down yet months to staircase up?
>>62673959>with a straight faceNobody. But they do approve it with a horse face.
>>62673963Skill issue. It's a blowjob machine and a house keeper for free if you aren't ugly and retarded
>>62673959>put women in power>they act retarded>everyone is shocked until it happens againRemember the Cracker Barrel dumb bitch?
>>62673963This guy doesn't get to ride the beaver boss.
>>62673878Most kekkeroni post Ive seen in a time
>>62673969>>62673971You can have sex without losing 30% of your port in a divorce like that guy.
>>62673970And this woman is 55 no kids by the way.
>>62673907Why must it be this way? Why can't Sandisk go back to ATH?>>62673923Only 2 feminine looking women in that group the asian and n*gg*r. Huh.
>>62673905What happens tomorrow?
>>62673930Marketing and HR departments and other such useless women's degrees are a low IQ world in itself.
>all consumer staples now just deciding to shit the bed at onceThanks market, very cool.
>>62673923what's happening here
>>62673907you're welcome
>>62673911Idk man. I slurped it at 270ish or so but bailed cause i wasnt too confident in it. Good thing I did. I was holding a call. No thanks, my confidence in that company is low. These prices are outrageous, I cant see how normies would put up with these prices forever so it'll probably hurt profits.>>62673959I once wagecucked at a place where two fat whores talked about troons. They were swinging for both sides of the fence pro and anti troon at the same time. No fucking clue what to do in the situation as one weong word and id have been fired. Cant tell if they were shit testing me (i was solo while it was 2 of them). Had to stop that convo asap since it felt like they were trying to emasculate me.
>>62673986It's all so fake and gay. Imagine running to sell consumer defensive stocks at 52 week lows so you can rotate into fucking META
line go down :(
>>62673988lol why is she wearing clown shoes
>>62673988Intentional turn of the foot so that the Nike logo is visible on the blandest pair of Nikes I've ever seen.
Anyone unironically doing covered calls strategy is a midwit.
MY PORTFOLIO IS BEHEEMED AND BECLOWNED TODAY WHAT THE FUCK DONALD
>>62673988>>62673998They are shoe lifts to height fraud. Trump wears them too. Adds like half a foot with the clown shoes these bozos wear
In just 2 days I have lost so much money from just regular index funds. My brain is not wired to withstand such large money losses even if it in percentage is less than 1 %.
>>62673926Bearish. They know they're failing and thus putting more effort into the ice cream machine. Very bad sign. Just think about the implications anon. Desperation so bad that they are fixing the ice cream machine while ignoring all the other issues. Seems pretty bearish to me.>>62673923How come women can dress like this and it counts as business casual but I have to wear a>dress shirt, dress pants, black socks, dress shoes (or whatever they're called)
Buy VRT if you know what’s good for you
>>62674002Ive been burned by that one too many times. All while buying calls has made me far much more money.
>>62674000I had no idea they were nikes until anon posted the pic. No wonder they are failing. Also just bought a white Nike shiesty that was half off.
>US Treasury to buy back up to $6,000,000,000 in longer-term debt tomorrow.
>>62674002What if I hold an ETF that does the covered calls for me
>>62674004>height fraudI wear adidas slides/barefoot most of the time, except winter when im usually in work boots or wellies. Im short, why try to hide it with like 2".. >I dont get these fucks..
>>62673854its ai, I know but even then i love seeing this woman
>>62674013>US sells short term treasuries to buy long term treasuries>this is inflationary>the next auction the yield goes back up again because inflation is what's causing the yields to be high
>>62673923>herstory
My googlies oh my googlies…When was the last time this fucking thing had a green day
>>62674006Just make the dollar amounts invisible in your brokerage app, and keep the percentages.
>>62674002Yesterday CRWV was up 16%. A Covered Call midwit would be like >At least I c-collected my max earnings ($0.5). T-thanks
Guys even lean hogs are down. The hogs run on oil, it's joever.
>>62673861wish I had more but 25 shares do me good
I’ve unironically used chatgpt to check height boosts on shoesSuch is the manlet life
>>62674019the treasury's just trying to suppress the 10y until the midterms have passed, it doesn't need to last
Oil should be above $110. If anything, for shits and giggles.>>62673923Would, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, wouldn't, would
>>62673998>>62674000Now that I think of it, they probably aren't even hers. They most likely brought out a selection of shoes just for the photo op and everyone changed back into their own shoes after the shoot. Highly unlikely any of these people actually like wearing their own brand. Reminds me of the time some Hasbro execs pretended to pay MtG for a social media post by scattering random cards on a restaurant table.
>>62673970bitch became CEO of a dying restaurant chain and thought, "we should change up the furniture and logo"
>>62674031
>Iranian media: Reports of an oil tanker being targeted in the Strait of Hormuz>Explosion Reported Off Jask Coast In Southern Iran - Fars
>>62674034
My situation has improved somewhat.
>>62674019>>62674027What does this mean for stocks over the next 6 months?
>>62674014I think most people would happily give up some upside growth if it means they don't have to work full time. But you have to grow a sizeable account first. A couple of anons have made the switch to NEOS and Goldman Sachs ETFs this year.
>>62674027>Scotty printing oil before midterms>Treasury manipulating yields down>Japan explodingI'm kind of getting the vibe the economy has gone off the rails. How do I avoid getting completely fucked after midterm massaging is over
>>62674031I dont play this game but I'm guessing they just put the cards all over the table by copying the formatting if a pic they saw online to a rather poor degree?
>>62674034We're going to do a ground invasion of the Kharg Island, and take it for our own, and we're also renaming it Trump Island boss.
>>62674033is it true he had his stomach pumped after this?
>>62674042itd be renamed America Island
>selling bear call spreads on AI companies that expire in 2 daysWhy do you hate free shekels again?
>>62674043He actually bought a new stomach from Bryan Johnson's inventory.
>>62674042why not little Israel?
Uh oh oilies...
>>62674042That would actually be bullish for non-oilies for once. They should put a male version of the Statue of Liberty there.
>>62674031Wait I just looked close at the pic, why are all their cards face up or sideways and stuff? Lmao! Something tells me this isn't how it should look despite not playing the game.>>62674032Kek. Probably took a marketing class and was sold on that making a difference. Probably the same type that thinks employee morale is better boosted by a pizza party (during your unpaid lunch) over even just a mere $1 raise. Like just get a CEO that will actually turn the business around, she seems more like one of those overpaid consultants that have no business consulting.
>>62674050nooo we are going back to 94$
Basicly whats holding the market is Oil and Semis. Interesting combination.
>>62674031Lmao. All those cards are completely unorganized. As an MTG player turned collector, I know for a fact autists would never play unsleeved commander. Decks are not tightly squared. Mana bases are all fucken ass backwards. Fucken Exec of a card company needs a rules card. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
Fuck NvidiaEverything goes up massively except this shit stock that loses money insteadI hope the old gook croaks
I have the Vanguard world etf (used to have shit and piss 500) but why would I not just have a big bank stock instead like Goldman Sachs? Seems they outperform itThis is a retarded question but I don’t care
>>62674028blehno need to restrict ourselves to that now is there>>62674031fuck that shit. better to play custom niche formats
>>62674057Looks like an average game of commander to me. I'm generally surprised if I don't have to remind my opponents to breathe
>>62674059Who told you to go into world markets instead of the sneed and piss? Did the Macron poster from 6 months ago really convince you that eurogays would be on the up and up?
>>62674060Commander used to be a custom niche format boss.
>>62674031are those... face-down planeswalkers? The ability stock card instead of the actual card?
>>62674062They have been on the up though, also it was slightly outperforming it was my logic to switching and I wanted to lessen Trumps impact (haha so much for that)
>>62674041To a "we didn't even Google it" degree. Plus it's an expensive game of cards with stupidly inflated collector value. Even the most casual players would have put their cards in plastic sleeves and cleared the drinks.
>>62674056and minors
>>62674058Its become too much of a behemoth. Its basically a bank now. The bank of AI.
>>62673911>>62673924>>62673932Mcdonalds CEO is a Pollackwas obious that company is screwed
>>62673970>>62674032It's always funny when a woman becomes CEO. Xbox fell down the same hole, now Xbox is dead and Halo is on Playstation. Halo on Playstation, I can't fucking believe it.
>>62674059Just checked, GS is up 17% YTD while VOO is up only 11% and VT 12.69%. JPM though is at 10.3%.>>62674062VT is outperforming VOO.
>>62674059There are events which make banks go down which wouldn't make your world ETF go down. Probably not a risk under Trump but I can see dems overregulating shit.
>>62674070Oh fuck offI'm tired of hearing this excuse
>95% of Chinese do not pay income tax>following recent tax returns the amount of citizens that pay income tax dropped to only about 65 million of the 1.4 billion in the country Kill me.
>>62674067My phones autocorrect fucked this post up and I can’t be bothered to fix it
>>62674038Nothing. It means money will be more expensive in the long term and borrowing won't be free.
I'll just leave this here
>>62674078Think I might just split world with goldmans, may as well get on the winning team
My $SPY call options be doing a little something something boss.
>>62674038in theory number on screen goes up due to inflation (excluding other factors/market correction), you look richer, but get poorer, that money buys lessobviously better to be in than in cash, but its not all it seems... plus there could be headwinds from this inflation that weighs on markets
>>62674081Why are they so capitalist?How come you don't pay income tax?Whitey paid income tax even 1000 years ago, greeks had a income tax of 33% and turks had 25% so people liked them more.
>>62674085wtf is this
>>62674071>Mcdonalds CEOis a homo, worse than woman
>>62674090Bro, if you invested $10,000 in each how much you'd have today.How can you not figure that out? Are you incapable of critical thinking?
TA chads, what do you see?
>>62673991Meta is objectively cheaper than US consumer staples. None US tech is in a bubble
>>62674089Chinese culture to outsmart the money man
>>62674036my situation has deteriorated significantly
>>62674089Half of chink tax revenue come from their consumption tax, and their corporate tax rate is 25%.
>>62674085I too begin counting time by starting at $0
not looking so good right now. I might unironically get liquidated. 9 1/2 years worth of savings. I am such a retard.
>>62674085>time>valueyes
>>62674104What did you bet on? Please don't tell me GME...
>>62674104How
>>62674095I am schizophrenic and I see nothing there.
>>62674094since when, it is a shit graph
Fuck this gay nigger market.
>>62674104>picrel
AMD is BUSSIN'
Within touching distance of no longer being a Micron baggie, hope we pump the rest of the week and I can finally relax
>>62674100Hang in there bud
>>62674095i personally don't buy charts like this, very limited upside potential
>>62674057People that shouldn't belong in those companies somehow getting those jobs. I really dont get why these companies hire people thst clearly are going to make the business fail. No way would I buy shares in CD Projekt Red. Someone posted once the team behind Witcher 3 and the team behind Witcher 4. The pics make it obvious where the problems come from, I couldn't find the oic so one attached.
>>62674104What did you do? Did you listen to that GME shill from yesterday saying to buy GME/EBAY options?
looks like david axios stepped in to drive oil down
>>62674137I lost another $350 due to this
Can you beat GPT's portfolio>Adobe >MU>NVDA>AVGO>META>TSMCLockheed>Leonardo> SAP>Shell>BHP>Cigna
>>62674138I used to get PCP laced weed all the time, that shit was fucking great boss.
I bought. 18 days of entertainment for $3. I'm so bad
>>62674104pics or it didnt happen
My headcanon is /smg/ has outsized influence on general markets and anons are meta shapers and massive karma channelers.Gold will reach 8k within the next three years. Buy gold minors.
I'd buy more AMZN if I had money.
>>62674157I take pride in believing that at least one of my shitposts convinced someone to make a trade with varying degrees of success.
Did anyone buy Calumet like I recommended?
Uhhh why the fuck did the yen pair declined?!?! Shouldn’t we be at 1 usd to 170 yen by now?
>>62674175Is he trying to scare people away? What is this movie called?
>>62674177Godzilla minus one
>>62674175So the idea is “Scott Bussy is going to make you his bitch”
>>62674095I see a return to the mean after a bubble type pattern.Make sure to check RSI and AD before you go in though.
>>62674100Same. I voted for this.
>>62674166
>>62674100I'm not going to be green for much longer it feels like.
>>62674129Anon you’re not supposed to notice these things. Oy Vey!
can we have AI syndey sweet for all smg front picture from now on
>>62674176There's a new FX trading anime in Japan
What is the combined portfolio value of /smg/?
ahhhh WTF
>>62674104Listen to me you stupid fucking 1pbtid mother fucker. You can't just come into /smg/ and say that shit without any follow up. That would be like me coming in here and say Gookfu's gone and then fucking off for the rest of the day faggot.
Any GoPro baggerinos in the house?
>>62674157Nigga me and 4 other bros linked up in a thread and told everyone to buy GME years before the squeeze. I have the proof on my phone. Those niggers on Reddit have stolen valor for the GME squeeze.
>>62674186>picbased
Trump needs to put out a trvth
Uhhh guys… I think Patrick did it.
>>62674104based
>>62674129>I really dont get why these companies hire people thst clearly are going to make the business failmisaligned incentivesonce you are a big, listed company, in current era where you have access to sub-5% 30-year bonds the kind of people who get to top in that company are not people who care about the game or long-term prosperity of the company.
>>62674205>if you kill your children, you should win
>>62674205Damn he made her kill their kids using his evil man mind control powers, that’s how it works clearly And what the fuck are Microsoft meant to do “your crazy wife killed your kids?!? YOU’RE FIRED!”
>>62674205DUMB BITCH MURDERED HER THREE KIDS AND THIS FUCKING CUNT IS ACTING LIKE SHE'S THE VICTIM. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE AN ANTISEMITIC SOCIETY WITH NO RESPECT FOR THE RULE OF LAW BOSS.
>>62674205>toll status >paid
>>62674216baggernigger post your wife's tits again cuck
Believe all baggies>>62674204TRVKE
>>62674211its more like this: blackrock sends you a mail where they say, we will buy 10% of your stock, but you must hire our "team" to help you with business expansion
>>62674095y u no use volume
listening to my mom bitch about her siblings stealing inheritance from heroh how horrificI feel so bad for youit must be horrible never getting an inheritanceI can't imagine
>>62674205lmfao
>>62674129Give it to me straight... is my obscure AA vidya stock making it based on this picture?
>>62674219I don't have a wife so there is no wife's tits to post Niggerposter.
>>62674201I remember a BBBY thread with like 4 replies then archive which came a few days before that stock made a massive upward move.Sometimes you get a random insider post.There was a thread made last year with long-term thesis on weed stocks. Got like 12 replies, mostly from anons fudding or outright laughing at op.These are the gems I come here for.
>>62674222tell me anon, what do you see here? im currently positioned for a rebound to 330, is this right or wrong do u think
>>62674194still waiting for a new chapter
I need a hyper V
>>62674226You're not even married to that fish face? Or did she finally leave you?
>>62674201I member Big5Guy being part of this group boss.
>>62674233Let's not make this thread about me today boss.
>Nintendo
>>62674232Thursday mein fuhrer, the great Oracle comeback
>>62674232Surely oracle will dump after earnings like every fucking AI slopstock does?
>>62674175Well I already raped this faggot on his oil shorts, so... game on, I guess
>>62674175bessy is def on a big brain trip
>>62674192
>>62674234Glad you remembered faggler
>>62674211NUKEM?
>>62674238lmfaowhere's the nintendo baggie who was bragging about almost breaking even every other thread
>>62674243Talking big to psyop everyone onto his side of the trade.Fuck that guy, we should hecking link up with Reddit to take him down
>>62674233she got deported.
>>62674229i would guess it's just a pullback in this case, so i'd expect it to just keep trending downward. but i would sit and wait and let the pattern develop more.
>Apple calls it's foldable DuoYeah, because it's gonna break apart into two pieces
why did one of you fags mention anri okita, I’m all horny and going to jack off
>>62674175Trump isn't threatened by Bussey's intellect cause he gay
>Bussyent tripling treasury buybacks to $6 billion>Yields still risingLMAO
>>62674256Nintendo is such a hunk of shit. All the /v/ memes about Nintendo and its fans are spot on.
>>62674264Why would a fag be into Anri Okita, there's nothing masculine about her boss.
why does the Apple people talk like that
>>62674277it's a badly run company in a shitty overly monetized market where making more money is like squeezing milk out of a rock>>62674278she's a tiny asian with big ol boobies hoss
>>62674279They’re all a little light in their loafers
>>62674264Fight the urge. Put that energy into diligent stock analysis.
this is so amazing guys, apple is finally releasing a foldable phone, i def buying it and the apple stock
Im running an iphone 13, feels like I need a new phone boss. Do I get an iphone flip or a samsung galaxy?!?!
>>62674247indeed
>>62674271>helped break the bank of england>wrote an essay on why biden trying to keep yields low was bad>becomes treasurer and immediately starts doing this shitshit's fucking funny
>>62674019babe, that little treasury maneuver has zero effect on inflation, and yields are rising primarily because ai funding is having a crowding out effect, supply and demand effects the credit market a lot more than psychology
>>62674296get a 15 or a 16 pro in either case but DON'T get the fast chargerthat thing will start a fire some day and burn me to a crisp in my sleep they'll say I was tim cooked
>>62674296Fuck Scheissung get a Motorola.
>>62674302His own hedge fund he started had lackluster returns, his role in breaking the Bank of England is much overstated, he's also desperately trying to get the market to share his position because that's the only way this will work out, he dug his own grave by mainly issuing short term debt betting that rates would go down
do you think scott is a catcher or a pitcher?
BUUUUUUUUSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
holy shit 2k for a foldable iphone, KEKim 100% buying some apple shares
Uhhh is it ever acceptable to marry a single mom in the western world? I feel like I would just get a thirdie girl abroad if I ever felt the urge to have a family.
>>62674319Of course financed with KLARna.
why is everyone so upset? this is like the perfect /smg/ market, goop and sminiconfluxers are up at the same time. this should be the most harmonious thread
>>62674326goop by Gwyneth Paltrow?
>>62674326most oil baggots got liquidated from the MoU and refuse to re-enter due to the fear of a TACO smashing oil back down to 80 (it won't). I'm still in and making money but I got heemed in june/july
I'm finally in the green again after the catastrophic selling of SPCX at 110 (bought at 188).
>>62674225Few enough women that they're probably all working in HR/finance.Quite a large number of dysgenic nerds. That's good.Most look older than 30. Also good.Unfortunately, you'll lose all your money because the video game industry is fucked.
talk me out of liquidating everything and full porting $LAPTOP
lmao wtf
>>62674326I buyed and sold that stuff today already. I have a fiendish secret desire. It's really best for both of us that I stay silent on either issue
>>62674322>Uhhh is it ever acceptable to marry a single mom in the western worldif you knew her already because your friend died and she's the widow, that's ok after 5 yearsotherwise no go outside of America
>>62674348You could just save the extra step after liquidating everything just cut the check to Hunter Biden. You might even be able to work out a deal and get one of his paintings boss.
>>62674355retarded people honestly deserve to get rugged
>>62674348Please do you stupid nigger
>that stock is going down because they didn't agree with my radical political ideas>wow, the price of my stuff went up again, guess it's time to crash the economy>honey did you remember to put all our savings into SCHD?what am i doing... -_-'
>>62674348>>62674355
>>62674365it's insane>Hunter Biden’s memecoin, $LAPTOP, surged in value before ultimately crashing just 30 minutes after its launch on Wednesday—meaning the former president’s son’s crypto venture mirrors the fate of other politician and celebrity-endorsed cryptocurrencies.not even 24 hours and this mf probably gonna spend it all on hookers and crack (based but still)
So, anyone who ported into software after the recent pumps?
>innovate or dieHow come this hasn't applied to Apple for the past decade or so? They just copy what other phone makers have done with a couple year delay and people rush to hand over their money.
>>62674355In another world, clean-cut Hunter would be earning cash doing speaking gigs and having someone ghostwrite his biography. Instead, we get the one who pulls crypto scams, oil on canvas money laundering, and eventual porn tapes for sale.
>war starts escalating even harder>months of pumping and dumping memory and semis>potential rate hikes>QQQ barely moving>they start buying the fuck out of memory and semis when you least expect itthey're evil.
>>62674370what's insane is the government being perfectly fine letting high profile scams go completely undisturbed when it's otherwise an overbearing helicopter parent
>>62674368actually nvm, imagined your pussy, it's worth it
>>62674378it's so fucking funny that he put on a blue collar suit (shirt and jeans) to go on every zoomer podcast to launder his image only to turn around and do this shithe sounded so fucking fake you could smell this turd a lightyear away but it's still just so fucking funnyonce a crack head always a crack head I guess
>>62674376cute apple on the back
>US President Trump: ‘Shortly, Right After The Election, Oil Prices Will Come Tumbling Down Below $2/Gallon’>- I Think It’s Going To Take A Little Bit Longer Than The MidtermsAh yes sure, two more months
>RedDayGODS
>>62674382I'm sorry anon, I'm a complete newfag poorfag yurofag but even I knew that semis would pump within a year after the huge dump in July. If you didn't accumulate, it's on you.
>>62674322if you’re a single dad not the worst thing in the world
>>62674370I don't get why he needed prostitutes when Ashley was right there
>AAPL
>>62674382literally just copy nancys trade, even if you're a month late you still make money. shes still down on her INTC trade btw so you def have a lot of time to buy in
>>62674396not as much as i wanted
>>62674401didn’t android already do this
>>62674405Yeah, but the green text bubbles give blonde women the ick.
>>62674394kek what a disasterthe economy will be in ruins, diesel prices are going to make inflation soar and thats before bussys anticshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1788979104629179.mp4
>>62674409>War Mode
>>62674409Stocks for this feel?
>>62674394I see he’s just given up on the midterms now and will then blame gas prices still being high on the dem congress, roru
>>62674409Anyone else find it funny how MAGA was crying about gas prices under Biden and claiming it Dems don't want anyone driving cars anymore, but now that Trump has made driving unaffordable for average pleb they stay silent or even worse say driving is a privilege?
>>62674414>driving is a privilegealways was, insurance is literally a monthly subscription to drive that is legally required
>>62674414Stop being antisemetic
>>62674410Based question asker.
>>62674409It's real
I got buy signals on the weekly for pretty much all the energy, materials etc I am followingI bought about $3900 worth of shit (eg moved 7% of my account from cash into assets)
>>62673905Economists are 70% no hike, Kakashi is 53% hike. I want to bet 20k on it, no way Warsh has a spine, just another Diaper Donny bitch.Bessent has made it clear inflation is on the menu, and hope Musk is right that GDP grows 30% a year under AI to fix the debt.
>>62674421Its only... Just... Begun....>Woooo
I want to let everyone who is part of MAGA know that we can no longer trust Fox News after what they've done to Maria. Reprogram your DVRs, stop recording The Five and Hannity, and just leave the TV on Newsmax now boss.
>>62674081I feel we are the same, unless you pay 22k in federal income tax in Canada you are a parasite. Doesn't even take into accounts wife and kids. Taxes arent too high, its that people are too fucking worthless.
>>62674428
>>62674431no one here is maga, you boomer. If any of us like trump it’s because he’s funny
when i told smg to buy oil at the 68 gap fill, you said it was going to zero. was smg wrong?
>>62674426When was the last time we actually had a Fed chair with moxie
I miss the guy who pasted anime girls over yield curves. hope he comes back
>>62674452he yielded
>>62674452Image wishing anyone to come back to this cursed shithole.
>>62674452lol those yield charts are pointless
power hour please!we need to go back up now!kevin!
>>62674446
>>62674439We have a lot of MAGA and ULTRA MAGA posters in this thread kiddo.
>>62674355>cryptotards fell for it yet againThe same morons are probably wondering why BTC can't get to 100k again
>>62674229Look at what happened the last time you went oversold on the MACD.
>>62674414Gasoline prices remain flat, while everyone indirectly pays for higher diesel costs through food prices
>>62674461Even a broken clock is right once or twice. I concur with her boss.
>>62674355Lmao.
>>62674460based
It's another day where I lost money.
>>62674469Andrew is a moron for that.
I want to BUY
>>62674414>Blaming these high gas prices on TrumpIt's not Trump's fault the mullahs are being fucking assholes to their neighbors boss.
>>62674469yeah as much as I like the c5 guy and think his heart's in the right place hosting e-celebs on his show was utterly retarded
>>62674394
>>62674474This is the dip.
>>62674461yeah, it'll crash... in like 2030
>>62674414Biden had 0 wars and the easiest economy to manage and he still managed to fuck it all up.
>>62674450JPow should be hung for the inflation, but he made us rich and cleaned up his mess well.Yellen pioneered being bad but at least she was pretty useless and benign.Bernanke is a Goat, but his brilliance opened up all our biggest issues of today. He did a good job but passed on abilities his successors were not worthy of.Greenspan was the anti Yellen, competent but harmful. Thanks for the dotcom bust Asshole.Than the greatest of them all, my boy Volker. Everything a fed should be.Special shout out to Arthur Burns, the absolute worst of them all. 100% responsible for the inflation mess of the 70's the man would latter declare personal bbankruptcy. He kneeled to Nixon like Warsh will kneel to Trump.
>>62674355How much did he pull?Who the fuck bought it?At this rate the next two presidential candidates will be comparing the volume of their rugpulls live during debates
>>62674414nothing funny about miggers and the consequences
>>62674355I genuinely, unironically believe we should find the people who bought it and execute them to improve the gene pool. Same goes for Hawktua coin or Trump coin or whatever.
>>62674469Laptop from Hell keeps providing
>>62674480Israel deserved oct. 7, boss
>>62674481>"Independent" journalist gives entire mailing list to son of the former president for use in whatever he pleases.>Heart is in the right place
>>62674491>At this rate the next two presidential candidates will be comparing the volume of their rugpulls live during debatesgrimit can't be a lot though it says $24m on coin gecko and you gotta assume at least half that volume is fake or botted by snipers
>>62674487she lives in her ivory tower, only rich folk buy electric cars and have the infrastructureafrica, most of asia, south america which makes up most of the population still are happy to buy cheap ice cars
>>62674508Pajeeta coin?!
>>62674507he's retarded and his brain is fried from doing drugs but he IS right on most social issueslet me fag out for a moment here but I was watching him on a podcast the other day and he sounded really sincere and engaging then I find out the host is dwight from the office...that dude looks like he was hit by a train...made me think about my mortality for a bitanyway fuck em all I say we kill hunter biden and take all his crack
>>62674515Fuentes schooled hunter dog
>>62674519you couldn't pay me enough money to listen to that dog shit but I believe you
>>62674506I agree, they should have dealt with Hamas like 20 years ago, we could be enjoying those beaches right now if they did boss.
>>62674529It's like a hydra boss. You kill one his 4 kids are gonna grow up to hate the kikes even more.
about to head out for some groceries, anything i should buy smiggas
>>62674529The entire world hates Pisrael now, they're cooked
>>62674536Cinnamon buns
bakin
>>62674298>dApps is that a thing?
>>62674534That's why you need to make damn sure to get all of them boss.>>62674537That's because the entire world is evil boss.
>>62674302>it's okay when i do itI actually sort of like the guy, t - b - h
>>62674355pretty based.
When are Trump and Bessent going to force The F.E.D. to do QE. My TLT bags are so heavy...>>62674541>SuccessionThat show ended in utter fuckin shit and piss. Even my wife hated it.
>>62674546>>62674546>>62674546BOKEN
>>62674542Easier to just level everything from Casablanka to Islamabad boss.
>>62674519Huh, first half is all race where I bet not a single person changed their pre conceived notions after, second half was Fuentes apoligizing and telling his followers to vote Democrat.
>>62674336>most oil baggots got liquidated from the MoUMinistry of what?Also I'm still up bigly because I never bought spot, I bought producers
