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Anonymous (ID: JomosDen) Archived
Parody Song No.62675420
Parody Song (ID: JomosDen)  No.62675420 Archived
Capital! (Gotta Buy 'Em All — Real Estate Edition)
Verse 1
I wanna flip the very best, Like no mogul ever was. To outbid families is my test,To hike the rent is my cause! I will travel across the zone, Searching for a fixer-upper, To lock them out of a home loan And buy my golden supper!Chorus Properties! Gotta buy 'em all, (It's cash and me!) I know it's equity! Properties! Oh, you're my best friend,On bidding wars we depend!You and me, a staging fee,In a blind bidding frenzy!Properties! Gotta buy 'em all!(Gotta buy 'em all!)Real estate!
Verse 2
Every condo, small and tight,With a tiny concrete floor.No inspection, bought on sight,Then I’ll raise the rent some more!(Ooh, yeah, gotta buy 'em all!)Evict them tonight!(Gotta buy 'em all!)Yeah!OutroGotta buy 'em all!Gotta buy 'em all!Real estate!
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