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PBR.A
>UEDA-SAMA, NOOOOOO
BANZAI
>>62675437This dude is going to bend Bessent over
>>62675445when do the earnings stop theyve been posting earnings for months its like every day a new company is posting their earnings
fine & dandy
Thank goodness, a new thread, nobody knows who I am
>>62675454
Hope you dumb bols are ready for the CPI report on Friday. Inflation's gonna be yuge, market's gonna tank, I'm gonna be laffing to the bank
ppl are like "the consumer is still spending" yeah cuz prices are sky high man
>>62675461sky high prices are supposed to make people spend lessbut Americans don't understand deviating from the way of life they are accustomed to >>62675460yepwhat a week
due a big pump in the next few days, you have been warned
>>62675471>this just in: line go upI would have NEVER FUCKING GUESSED
>>62675446The Raped
>>62675460ok I’m ready
>>62675445It's about to be fucking doomsday for ADBE cucks
>futures
>>62675478-10000 Izzat you say?
>>62675478and ORCL?
>>62675482Maybe more. Imagine.
so apparently there's about dozen chemicals you can legally use on bio-certified fruitsupermarket oranges routinely sold with shellac and polyethylene sprayed on themyou can spray polyethylene on fruits and legally sell that KEKtickers for these?
Not high conviction idea but if you want to gamble/speculate on what Berkshire buys to get datacenter exposure, I'd bet it's Texas Pacific Land corporation. But I'm not changing my port on a gamble.
>>62675483-5 to -8% due to AI CapEx concerns, basically only theta will win tomorrow.
>>62675469not when you think prices will be higher next month. Feedback loop
>>62675485Organic isn't a waste of money, I've heard a lot of bad shit gets passed as organic though.
>>62675485It's not like you're eating the peel, man. God, get a grip.
>>62675485I bet this anon wouldn't even eat irradiated apples
>>62675492yes instead of getting cancer at 50 you get it at 70 due to less exposureinvest in a greenhouse (even indoors) for vegetables
Who are the people that keep raging over AI?They keep jumping between 'AI is shit and will never be good for anything' to 'ban it right now'AI is the best thing we have for real technological advancement in the near future and most people hate it.
>>62675511they are mad it's stealing their job, hate that art is now made by robots or don't wanna live around a data center because of how annoying that isthose are the usual people i see talking shit about AI
mister kevinwe want cutsNOW
>>62675511>'AI is shit and will never be good for anything' to 'ban it right now'These are different people>AI is the best thing we have for real technological advancementIt's the only thing that will pump the tech stocks the market has gotten used to being pumped that's why it is being pushed, not because it is good.I like it well enough as "Google Search 2" But pretending it is a multi-trillion dollar prospect is ridiculous.
>>62675517yeah, with oil rising
i need bitcoin to go up by 40% by the end of year or my mstr will financially ruin me
trump decided to add the tariff rebate, DOGE check and oil dividend together
>>62675517This. He is destroying the American economy by doing nothing and feeding the retarded nigger bears.
>>62675529damn are they really that scared?
>>62675519>I like it well enough as "Google Search 2" But pretending it is a multi-trillion dollar prospect is ridiculous.the fact that the only thing you know to do with AI is use it as a search engine says more about you than AI. Like if you went and gave a smigger a Dostoevsky novel he wouldn't know what to do with it.
>>62675529is this real? isn't that illegal? to straight up offer money for people to vote for your party?
>>62675529lmao
>>62675529I'm gonna need a lot more than that to survive another month
>>62675529My inflation!!!!
>>62675527I'm not against mstr but it seems like overengineered levered bitcoin vehicle that doesn't do the job right.>issue commons to buy bitcoin>issue preferred to buy bitcoin>issue commons to create usd stockpile for preferreds>issue commons to buyback preferreds >sell bitcoin at a lower price then it was acquired for (???) to buyback preferredsThey probably end up succeeding because bitcoin goes on a retarded run but they're doing their best to fuck themselves over
>>62675417Put it into chat, they are real nigga
>>6267552940% of this thread will vote for Vance. Don't be mean.
>>62675539isn't that what voting is? deciding where the money goes?
>>62675539It's real and legal if congress approves it. Which they could if they win house and senate. I'm a leaf but 5000 would buy my vote.
>>62675556>>62675539yeah they should just be more direct offering cash for votes. I might vote then for a little slice of the action.
>>62675460silly bear, prepare to lose your money.
i can't wait for more slightly red crab tqqq bros!
>>62675471dump it is
>>62675561there's this thing called Supreme Court. And the Supreme isn't there by accident
>>62675572Buy the fucking dip.
Thinking I should invest in sleeping pills. 3rd night in a row with <4hrs of sleep now.
>>62675585Stop staring at screens
It is rough out there. Never been this much in the red. Hoping for better times.I want to get these bags off my hands.
>>62675591What are you holding?
>>62675590Yeah I should probably stop breathing too.
>>62675585why is that dog wearing sunglasses
>>62675593Google. Photonics. And lots of other garbage.
>>62675595He is a bit dumb but has a great personality!
>>62675596This is my 3rd CRDO dump this year. When revenue on tech falls wake me up, until than.
>>62675600Let’s go CRDO
>>62675585if you can't sleep you are probably overbought on something
>>62675529mister trump...you come to me on the day of my daughter's midterms...
>>62675529how's gold doing after this stunt?
>>62675613Yeah my 'folio is very weighted towards Anxiety (ticker: TARD)
Is it me or LMT looks like a very clear buy? The Retard in Chief can't end the war and it looks like they can only think about scalation, massive backlog, ltm P/E 19.4, ntm P/E 17, 2.6% divvy , the US will bully everyone so they keep buying the F-35...
kevin pleasebessent please
Thoughts on adobe?
>>62675637you are a funny guy
>>62675633Its not going to happen. congress is too far gone but its a brilliant move to save and tip the senate coinflip.
>>62675644My mom says the same!
>>62675642i bought adobe cuz it seemed cheap and still has some monopoly like stuff like substance designer if not photoshop but after it went up 15% in like a week or something i chickened out and sold it will probably double when everyone realizes ai sucks ass and figma fails.
>>62675531>war president>but not really at war, just a way cold one>for a country everyone hates>for absolutely no US gain>and both fictional money and real dollars are getting heemed every single weekGeez anon, i wonder why orange nigger would be a little worried.
>>62675652https://youtu.be/-4AtBBVZ73U
jeb should run in 2028
koreans sold their market off just to go straight back up? what is this shit?
>>62675645why did they let in so many people during covid tho?
>>62675654You chickened out because it went up? I see you graduated from the /biz/ school of investing. I agree with you on everything else, it might go down tomorrow and on friday too because normie investors want to believe in AGI and AI leonardo da vinci but the stock is starting to look like a real value buy. I still don't know if I should buy it tomorrow or not though...
>>62675642They are objectively undervalued right now, but growth slowed, their clients hate them (I'm one of them), some competition is starting to appear and a lot of investors have lost money holding it... in my experience turnaround stories take a looong time to unwind if they actually do.
>>62675667i just feel liek fast gains like that reverse easy, but i probs should have at least held till earnings. oh well still locked in a gain so w/e.
>>62675663liquidations
a NIGGERS a day keeps the redditors away
>>62675677Checked. Here for my daily niggering
>Reuters>@Reuters>Trump advisers warn Iran conflict may last through end of his term, WSJ reports
>>62675529>just a casual $1.35T whim
>>62675670maybe when the web versions of creative suite are out of beta it could be compelling, if they price it cheaper or something. idk what else they're gonna do.
>>62675680By mid 2027 pipelines will be built that go around the Hormussy and Irans leverage will be gone so who cares?
the only thing worse than NIGGERS is MIGGERSand there could be some IN THIS THREAD
>>62675686pipelines like the nordstream? yes i'm sure that will be reliable.
>>62675664I had to look it upPost-COVID Backlog & Reopening: International travel restrictions in 2020 and early 2021 created huge pent-up demand. Once borders fully reopened in late 2021 and 2022, tens of thousands of deferred international students and workers arrived simultaneously.The Post-Brexit Immigration System: Free movement from the EU ended on January 1, 2021. To replace departing European workers, the UK government introduced a points-based immigration system that made it significantly easier for employers to sponsor skilled workers from non-EU nations (particularly India, Nigeria, and the Philippines) on an equal footing.Health and Social Care Worker Visas: Faced with severe labor shortages across the NHS and elder care following Brexit and the pandemic, the UK government created the Health and Care Worker visa in early 2022. It had lower salary thresholds and allowed workers to bring family dependents, resulting in a dramatic influx of care workers and their families.International Students and Dependents: British universities expanded international student recruitment to make up for domestic fee freezes and lost EU funding. The reintroduction of the Graduate Route (a 2-year post-study work visa) made studying in the UK far more attractive, and many postgraduate students brought dependents.Humanitarian Schemes: The 2022–2023 period saw major humanitarian arrivals under specific UK visa schemes that didn't exist before: hundreds of thousands of people arrived from Ukraine (following the Russian invasion) and Hong Kong (via the British National Overseas route).
>>62675670>>62675671Thanks for the thoughts, guys. I have decided not to gamble on it before earnings. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>62675693ORCLbros, are we selling before reports?
>>62675529I don't have a finance degree but wasn't it something like, if everybody gets a million dollars that means that nobody gets a million dollars?
Explain what happened to Vertiv Holdings anyone. It made me very sad
>>62675561>I'm a leaf but 5000 would buy my voteEven better: normalfags would spend it thriftily or use it to pay down billsI'd invest it and get multiples in several years
>>62675686hopefully they don't reverse engineer those subs on the cheap and use them on pipelines.
>>62675716I put my covid money (cerb) into bitcoin. Best trade ever
still no idea what to buy, why is everything so high
>>62675710Hype from everybody thinking that they are genuises and are gonna catch the next sandisk.
I finally bought the diaper company
>>62675747>kmbwtf happened
>>62675747swindled millenials status: L taken
>>62675755They held some conference where they said earnings for q3 are looking to be worse than expected plus broader market selloff
>>62675728It's one of those Anduril's pieces of shit that works 20% of the time, but the Pentagon has to use it because Palmer Lucky has connections with Thiel and the Trump admin, so their products get fast-tracked with no quality controls whatsoever.I wouldn't be surprised if they reach the conclusion that it's worthless. Anduril is the only company that makes Boeing look competent by comparison. They tried to sell their shit in europe and in the demonstration to the german army every single product failed, every single one.
Imagine believing this.
>>62675765https://byteiota.com/andurils-30-5b-weapons-fail-wsj-exposes-testing-crisis/>The failures aren’t isolated incidents – they’re a pattern. In May 2025, 30 drone boats operated by Anduril’s Lattice software shut down during a Navy exercise off California. Sailors didn’t mince words in their report: “continuous operational security [and] safety violations” posing “extreme risk” to military personnel, with warnings of potential “loss of life.” Rear Admiral Kevin Smith, who oversaw the Navy’s unmanned vessel programs, was fired shortly after citing “loss of confidence.”>Ukrainian forces tell a similar story. The country’s Security Service (SBU) stopped using Anduril’s Altius drones in 2024 after they proved vulnerable to Russian electronic warfare systems, crashed repeatedly, and failed to hit targets. They haven’t been fielded since. Meanwhile, a mechanical issue damaged the engine of Anduril’s Fury unmanned fighter jet during summer testing, and an August test of the company’s Anvil counter-drone system sparked a 22-acre wildfire in Oregon that required three fire trucks to extinguish.
>>62675770I read in the FT that the approval rating for republicans on trump has dropped from 74 to 72%Can you imagine the insanity of that 72%?WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY LOOKING AT?!
white man thursday?
>>62675529Ill do it, but only if I get the cash up front>but how does he know you won't just take the money and run?He'll just have to trust me
>>62675535Dis nigga thinks he's fucking Dostoevsky for prompting chat gpt
Merry Kirkmas eve everybody!
>>62675780I ask this same thing about Democrats who support Biden still. All of this is his fault, Trump is cleaning Bidens diaper spills up
>>62675784Sure why not
>>62675804Those gosh darn Democrats forced him to sign that 3 trillion dollar covid package. Tsk tsk
>>62675780Total mongoloids and people in social media / degenerate forum bubbles. We got two retarded presidents back to back.
>>62675804what the fuck are you talking about? bidens legacy is inflation and a bad pullout of afghanistanbiden isnt currently president if you havent noticed. is there anything thats trumps fault?
>>62675680
can someone explain to me why TSLA isnt up like 20% right now? they finally delivered on their taxi promise what the fuck?
>>62675460inflation is ultra bullish for stocks tardie
>>62675816They're already worth 1.5 trillion nigger this has been priced in for years
>>62675804Miggerbots? In *MY* /smg/? It's more likely than you think!
Happy Saint Kirking day my fellow smiggers
intcels i sold
>>62675511Luddites fearing for their no value added office job based on scrolling twitter for 7 hours and replying to emails for an hour. I am ultrabullish on AI and have created simulations for my factory workers for them to understand processes and how to fix issues quicker without paying a software jew hundreds of thousands of dollars per year
>>62675519yeah it has no economic potential goy. don't buy tech stocks that will dominate the world so I can scoop more for free
>>62675818Not when there's a Fed meeting next week and they are seriously considering a rate hike and multiple board members have said their decision depends on what the inflation data says
Biden didn't cause the inflation, it was systemic and global. This can't be said for Drumpfs new wave of Iran energy inflation, solely caused by one man.
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>62675819>priced inonly thing priced in was elons version of taco for his self driving tech, "coming next year"now that its actually here nothing happens.
>>62675829>implying the oligarchy is not planning on dropping the bag to cash holders and let their wealth grow geometricallyHeh sure thing anon
>implied ORCL move after earnings: +-12.3%What do I do?
I feel so buck broken I might make a PB & F sandwich
Well, memorable SEMI bros. The female I spent around 8 years lightly grooming is moving away, effective immediately. I was waiting for her to finish college, I did not expect THAT. I'll never start a family. I don't think I ever successfully befriended her dad. I've been coping just remembering how I was wronged in the past while playing old video games. I believe the next step is becoming a school shooter.
>>62675844F?Fucking fluffernutter or watPut some honey or Nutella on that thing and you will enjoy it much more.
oil dumpingwas there a new ceasefire?
>futes
>>62675851how big was the age gap?
>>62675445earnings season ends and the next one begins. Banks kick it off usually.
>>62675853Ya, Fluffernutter
>>62675859I believe about 12. Can't exactly confirm now.
>>62675706Yes, selling 15% OTM puts to ultra gay bears
>>62675855just Asia session pullback as we broke the previous high, wait until US open for it to start pumping again
STOP FUCKING CRABBING
>>62675863breddy good. keep your head up champ. just gotta move to a college town and use your money to make one dependent on you. its smooth sailing from there.
MSTR released their own Air Jordans???
>>62675851The world has also given me a cold shoulder but i will fight on for now
fuck going on with this market bro
>>62675740>still no idea what to buy, why is everything so highBloom Energy Corporation (BE)you just missed a big run, let it settle a bit, likely to drop more after being added to the SP (It surged on the hype already so its priced in). Its still early and volatile, but they are growing quickly with a big backlog.
NIGGERS
>>62675902>>62675740My chart says 235, 203, and maybe 152 and 128 are buy zones
>>62675529Eastern Euro tier
>>62675460>Inflation's gonna be yugeIs this the beginning of growing out of the US government debt?
>>62675919>My chart saysPost chartOf course I stumbled across this stock at $10 but read they were drowning in debt and always missed their goals, but they had heavy hitters on their board of directors so that was a sign. I stopped following it, then they changed their tech to use vanadium, I think, lowering op temps, and Trumps build back better bill provided a 30 percent tax break because the boom boxes are expensive then it really took off. A few good things about BE boxes are the abundant cheap gas, very cheap in certain locations, easier permitting, faster delivery, and even if data centers scale back there is still a need for behind the meter power for business/industry and the power grid is strained and GEV has a yuuuge backlog for their turbines.
>>62675928>Is this the beginning of growing out of the US government debt?No, they just print more. There is no growing out of anything, spending is increasing and sooner or later inflation is going to hit hard. Its already higher than any government numbers and has been for decades.
>>62675921Nah over here it's always at least somewhat disguised. Welfare for families with children, welfare for the retired, raises for government workers. Never a direct 5k to everyone's account. That's Africa tier, if Africa had any money to give out that is.
>>62675876My buddy had a good job and nice apartment in a mostly white college town and moved to niggercity cause he couldn't find a gf and thought his chances would be better there. Buddy was only 28. Is it hard to date college girls as an unc?
>>62675529>after the election you will get 5000$>after the election I will finish the Iran war in 1 dayMy biggest fear is that AI will pick up the idea that you can lie to people without consequences. Or worse, that his whole political strategy are already being AI generated because AI already knows this.
Foldable phones are the most retarded concept.
>>62675945Not really. Unfold phone to get a larger resolution and fold it to fit in your pocket. The key here is portability. I don't own one but I understand the appeal much like phones with a stylus or sd card slot.
>>62675517>higher inflation>lower interest ratesThis would be the perfect storm, US government could achieve its stated goals1. "grow" out of the debt2. lower the dollar exchange rate so the world stops using it as a reserve currencyAlso, all holders of US treasuries (i.e. Japan and China) will get insta-raped because the value of their holdings (in their home currencies) will suddenly drop with the vaue of the dollar.
>>62675951>phones with a stylusRepellent spray for pussy, but it works, unlike those insect ones.
>>62675945Flip phones were pretty popular.
>me>smelling a hot woman's assbuy (female) natural gas
>>62675941i have no idea im a 24yo virgin in my senior year. but i know for a fact a city will eat me alive. at least here the average age isnt above 30, i dont plan to leave when i graduate unless my job requires me to.
>>62675945No thats their VR goggles
>>62675961
>>62675970>senior yearKek this is your last chance at forced proximity easy pussy my friend. Aren't there more girls than guys in college now too? Like way more? Sometimes I wish I went to uni.
>>62675976that CANNOT stink
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I just heard Trump is gonna rename everything south of Mexico "South America". This has to stop.
>>62675976>he's attracted to eastern euro trafficked whore phenotypecertified goy moment
I feel sad about what the United States has become, you used to be the cool guy for us in western Europe
>>62675979if you went to uni you would understand its not a movie where you breathe in a womans direction and you are getting ass thrown in your face for freefeminism and social media have fucking ruined these women. its why i eagerly await adulthood where i can string a young girl into financial dependence, maybe move to a state with a lower age of cosent too.
>>62675981I've given out enough smiggers for free. The rest are going to be pay walled on fansly.
Did the president of the United States just offer a $5000 bribe to the American people if they vote for Republicans?
ai slop will soon be completely indistinguishable from human work. the slop is largely a byproduct of a personality that will be refined over time
>>62675999Just use NFTs :^)
>>62676014FAKE NEWS
>>62676014Not really a bribe, it's their own tax money afterall. Just circular financing :)
Tomorrow (9/11) is my birthday. What stock should I slurp as a gift to myself? AMZN?
>>62675681>problem for the next president
>>62675478No saar do not redeeeeem!>>62676014Yes, it's the third time he does. Buys votes like a European socialist, prints money like a Latam dictator, throws x money for everyone so they won't be poor like the best of commies.However, we know who is he loyal to.
>>62675740Gamble on bio tickers
>>62676014it's a strategy to fight high public debt with high inflation actuallyalso good for stocks
>buys votes like a European socialistcope
>>62676014He was supposed to pay us after he got elected president. That nigga owes me the treasury
>>62675855New highs
>>62676084trust the plan, patriot, you'll be paid manifold
>CVXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY DIDN'T I REENTER AT 199
people looking up what prompt means, bearish for AI
OILERS GET OILINGOIL OIL OILSLURP OIL SLURP SLUUUURPOOOOIIIL
oil is not meant to be this pricei cant afford gas or groceries
>>62675511I'm not raging over Ai because I'm losing more and more hope in people, even if it will destroy 90% of the world it will be good because it will initiate new Start.
>>62676100all you need
>$102 brentAXIOOOOOOOOOOS!
THE PUMP IS WHAT I CRAVE INDEED
Didn’t this cunt promise $2,000 for everyone last year and welshed on it. Kek. Americans man.
>>62676100Look at gulf benchmark. Oof. Straits open though.
CRAK is almost tied with SOXX ytd
>Spain grants WeRide, Uber, AVOMO permit to operate Level 4 autonomous passenger vehicles on public roads >Commercial operations in Spain are expected to begin by the end of 2026Uber's had a shit week too, who chasin
>>62676097sell flimflam
So what do I buy mens, some more TQQQ?
>>62675941you still need to get out there, doing it digitally doesn’t mean shit. stay in the college town and do what the other anon said, meet one and pay their way. just pick one with some semblance of a moral compass. t. 22 yo gf @ 34
>>62676129Buy ZimZam?
>>62675485Pussy
WTI to 100 inshallah
If you notice the SPY is losing almost .5% everyday for the last 4 days. This will continue throughout September. After September the S&P will lose almost 1% a day. The losses will accelerate over time. Now is the time to sell while you can, equities are toast. The move to make are bonds and I mean go heavy heavy on bonds (at least until Trumps reign is over).
>>62676150september always closes red for s&p, it's nothing unusual
I full ported SOXL (250usd) yesterday. WAGMI
>>62675511Because GAI is not AGI but techbros are pretending it is so they can scam more money from clueless investors.An algorithm that is great at recognizing and reproducing patterns (after consuming infinite amounts of data for training) has its uses but will price out a lot of customers once the dumping phase ends.
>>62676158Good luck getting out of 3-figure hell champ.
>>62676150i js shidded and farded my pants
>>62675485Polyethylene is just wax anon. It stops mold from growing on the fruit. The mold you would otherwise be eating is more scary than wax>Scary chemical nameBut yeah you should definitely rinse your fruits/veggies. The insecticides and shit they spray are way spookier than wax is dudeBoomers have been eating/inhaling fucking lead their entire life and you are worried about fucking wax dude
No one's holding ORCL here?
>>62676167Kek, the jeet is lecturing people about hygiene.
>>62675511I mostly don't care about the "golden goose". It's a moderately improved search engine that I spend $0 on and would stop using if it wasn't free. What I care about is>Why do we need to import millions of Indians/chinks>I want 1 mother fucker to even explain how a data center generates revenue at all without saying it's rented in a circular finance scheme>I'm not paying more for my water/electricity so you can pump your SOXL bags>How can a single one of these companies justify a 60x+ p/e when all the revenue is cooked and fake anyways>Why do dumbasses blindly trust autistic larping scammersYou guys realize shit like quantum computing and 90% or AI is just nefarious actors dancing in a cashnado scam with zero product at the end of the tunnel right? Tbh this pump is super fucking weak considering it's setting up an inevitable implosion later>Bro we can lie about an artificial shortage for at least a few more yearsProbably with orange retard in charge but it's still TBD to see if the average consumer is going to line up for $2000 iphones because Jews are price fixing memory sticks
WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS OIL UP THE STRAIT IS SUPPOSED TO BE OPENNNNNNNN
>>62675938>if Africa had any money to give outThey've got tons of money in Zimbabwe. More triliionaires than anywhere else on earth.
i know its not a stock, but copper (the metal) price is currently dropping vertically
>>62676115Heh Oman... More like Oh man...
>>62676186recession indicator status
>>62676194Im not fucking joking. I'm shorting copper now, and will close it at 3 or 4 bucks
>>62676179pay up wagie
>>62676198holy shit it's still going
did the CPI/PPI report leak?
KOG (kongsberg gruppen) is at 305 now
>>62676186I read somewhere yesterday japan made some new technology to use less copper, maybe it's reacting to the news
WTFWT
uh oh stinky
COOPER THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CAUTION
someone is blatantly front running some bad newsit's so fucking tiresome
>>62676167>you should definitely rinse your fruits/veggies. The insecticides and shit they spray are way spookier than wax is dude That stuff is under the wax, retard, you're not rinsing it off without first removing the wax. Did you think the plant grows the wax itself or something?
/smg/ is filled with pussies who would never join an elite blackmailing circle and drink blood from a baby to get rich and live forever
will a hot PPI make the market go up or down
prices are down to levels last seen last weekit's so fucking over
Buy GME GameStop
>>62676224What happened to bad news being bullish?
Joe Kernan just called Steve Liesman a dog on live TV. What the fuck is his problem?
>>62676239there is bad news (good) like war and pedophilia then there's bad news (bad) like rate hikes
>>62675529this means he knows it has no chance of happening
>>62676241>rate hikespls remind me why inflation is supposed to be bad
>>62676224>>626762395 days until warsh hikes rates and the market giga dumps or he doesn't and we can hyperflinflation rally and give everyone $5000 stimmy checks so billionaires can loot some more coins and make houses cost 10x more
>>62676231I'm too insignificant to be invited to such a circle in the first place. Notice how every islandgoer already made it before receiving an invite. All those people wanted more while I'd be satisfied with a couple millies and living off of dividends at a middleclass level.
>>62676235Down. People on /biz/ are, for some retarded reason, in denial about the Fed raising rates next week but it's 100% going to happen when PPI/CPI numbers show inflation increasing more than expected. You'll frequently hear the morons in this thread say something to the effect of "Trump won't let Warsh raise rates until after the midterms", which overlooks two key points:1. Warsh is only one of 12 board voters, most of whom couldn't possibly give less of a fuck what Trump wants or thinks2. No matter how much of a bitch Warsh might be for Trump, he is, I promise you, more of a bitch for the banks. Finance capital runs this country, not Donald Trump.
I'm selling everything green today at open. Goodbye.
>>62676253pussy
>>62676252Inflation is not that bad though babe and transitory high energy prices are the only thing keeping it elevated and rates cant change that. But even with all that said its not even about inflation, thats theater and always has been. Its the vig we pay to european finance to keep them from crashing our economy periodically and they are more than satisfied
>>62676245margins get beaten up during inflation for a lot of companies and debt servicing is harder which also beats margins down and limits growth which is financed by...you guessed it, debt...
>>62676256Speaking of which isn't it crazy how the most sought after asset in the world is illegal to own?
>>62676259I agree that raising rates won't make oil refineries not explode but it will cool markets and create demand destruction. No one in the administration wants that though so it wouldn't be surprising if they just lie and ignore everything like they have all year. Say some shit about a super serious task force of Indian chicks from Microsoft.I don't think the oil prices are transitory. It will take years for damage to refineries to be repaired around the world.
>>62676259>Inflation is not that bad though babe US bond investors evidently disagree.>transitory high energy prices are the only thing keeping it elevated There's also tariffs, housing prices, AI data center costs, etc. In any case, the Fed has a mandate to do what they can to combat high inflation when it occurs, and, in this case, all they can do is hike rates. So that's what they'll do.
>>62676252Have you considered that this administration and everyone appointed bt it openly doesn’t care about the goyim dealing in the real world?
>>62676272>All they can do is hike rates Wrong. The pro gamer move for the federal reserve would be to raise the requirements for banks to hold cash. Banks are required to hold 0% cash since March 2020. Simply making the kike bankers deleverage would massively reduce inflation with minimal impact on the normal AmericanThey won't do this though because it's actually smart/disproportionately impacts kikes rather than fucking over goys
I can't post the name "marina" on this board at allwhat the fuck is going on
>>62676274Trump might be a megalomaniac who thinks he personally controls everything that happens in this country, but that doesn't make it true. The people and institutions actually pulling the strings don't give a single shit if he gets his feelings hurt and throws a tantrum when his team loses the midterms.
>>62676272>cause inflationoh sorry we have to fight inflation it's a mandate
>>62676251You have autism but have you thought about upgrading to evil autism to become a little more like Elon Musk?
lmao, wait, it's just a filename filter. Tell me anons, what last impacts have (you) had on this board
>>62676259NOOOOOOOOO 3% INFLATION IS HYPERINFLATION
>>62676238What happened to the Tuesday announcement? Just 5 more years?
>>62676278>people and institutionsIt’s not 2016 anymore, these have been hollowed out beyond all recognition. The treasury is openly intervening in the bond and yen markets while quietly intervening in the oil market to sustain a war for Israel that is the only war in modern polling history to start with a negative approval rating because they don’t even care to sell a fake war to the populace because they know they won’t do shit about being repressed, financially, monetarily or politically.
ayo i be tired boss man>*puts on wig*>*puts on dress*
set me free why don't you babeget out my life why don't you babe
>>62676284I shilled msft at the exact pico bottom before it giga pumped for months this yearI told everyone about the refineries being blown up with evidence a month before everyone is freaking out about diesel price nowI shilled Chevron and PBR relentlessly I shilled HOOD relentlessly I'm pretty much the only one here that has ever contributed a single good idea. I'm not even sure why I come here anymore
Nobody seems to think the Fed isn't immune to the same logic that applies to them.You buy, the stock goes down. You sell, the stock skyrocket. Works every time right?Fed cuts 25bps?, inflation balloons uncontrollably for months, money becomes utterly worthless in less than 12 months. Hike just 25bps? Inflation drops to 0 instantly, deflationary spiral begins within 3 months and the entire US population is unemployed 9 months later.Same logic applies no? Why wouldn't it?Winning move for you? 100% cashWinning move for them? No changeNoone likes to lose
>>62676290Dave Chappelle didnt.. you shouldnt either.
>>62676178Cashflows are worthless if you are a god. It is incredible that people fail to get these. If you are not ultra bullish after the millenium problem you have no clue about the end game
>>62676286Insiders had to buy first. Upped their positions with 50%.5% gain yesterday.100% gain by octoberBUY GMEBUY GME WS
>>62676167polyethylene doesn't disolve with water but yet again polyethylene is harmless as fuck. the cardboard boxes are packed with cancerigen stuff like mosh and moah and people don't give a fuck about that packaging
>>62676150So I should go balls deep into Nasdaq Thanks bobo
>>62676300the winning move would have been to hike 4 months ago but Powell is a faggot, and Warsh has a bad haircut
>>62676305>Money is going to be worthless in the futureSays the increasingly worried tech tranny highly leveraged in "building god"Good luck kiddo I'm sure the billionaires all over earth are going to let you uproot the established order with a new one led completely by obese redditors that bought SOXL calls
>>62676296Thank you for trying to help us.
If arkk breaks out of its channel maybe we can have a fun market again and start looking for fun tickers that make us rich and drive the bobos out of the smg temple
>>62676314Yeah bro, OPENAI will faill to raise 300B USD when they are solving millenium problems and curing diseases in a matter of days. Kek you cash baggies understimate human greed YUGELY
are you ready for the massive crash?
>>62676296Hey I tell people to buy TECS all the time!
>>62676320if it crashes I am remortgaging my house to buy Nasdaq and VGT
>UN Atomic Watchdog: Losing continuity of knowledge in Iran..>IAEA doesn't expect resumption of Iran inspections in near term.>IAEA sees evidence of activity by Iran's Pickaxe Mountain.
>>62676296Maybe what people actually want isn't a list of what to buy but the discernment to know what to buy themselves. Nah that's crazy surely they know that already
>>62676319Openai will be just like SpaceX. It will immediately launch with 20 different 2x/3x/1.5x bull/bear variations and JPM will tax goyim on really shitty fills for years with pump and dump bullshit like dork math problems no one cares about being solved because someone finally wasted enough computers on it (and then everyone immediately stops caring 2 weeks later)
>>62676282Nah, fuck that. I have nothing to prove, I just wanna be left alone and rot.
oil
Imagine unironically investing in nigger shoes
>>62676333same, except instead of 'I just wanna be left alone and rot', it's 'I just wanna hire extremely beautiful escorts to engage in ass worship sessions with me'buy (female) natural gas
holy shit buy the copper dip today. Easiest entry in a long time
>>62676333Haha same Left alone to rot crew rise up
you guys did buy shipping etfs, right?
>>62676341I own two shipping companies at the biggest positions in my folioone is +100% the other +75%
>>62676296Don't reply to pedo rabbit fuckersYou didn't shill gpro Feel free to not come, perhaps even go back
>>62676336How about a third digit on WTI by, conservatively, end of day?
>>62676341I did not.
>>62676343Whaaat post tickers My boats are not doing that good
>>62676341>up 4000% for the yearbrruuuuh
>>62676346I honestly have no clue who markiplier or whatever is. Ive never seen a single one of his videos>Why don't you predict every single thing that happens I try but there are only so many hours in the day and I don't spend them watching ugly Asian mixed kids "talk to chat" or whatever man
>>62676341I bought a shipping stock: KlavenessThey are quiet unique in that their fleet can transport liquid in one direction unload and transport bulk back. So they dont have one empty voyage like most shipps. the CEO says they will literally swim in money in the next couple of years
>>62676337They just went the Wendys route and started making them as cheaply as possible, so that every shoe costs 150 dollars and falls apart in a week.Come to think of it that describes Stellantis too. Huh. Are we in a recession?
>>62676353no wonder epstein said the goyim had to deal in the real world while they chilled
>>62676341>didn't get to bwet my dick
>>62676343Wallenius Wilhelmsen and MPC Containersorry no tickers I have different ones since I trade on the german marketbut I'm not sure they are doing that good, I think the only reason they're up is the iran war
>>62676355Hmmm...insiders may buy for any number of reasons but there is only one reason to sell, because they think the price is going to drop
>>62676355>headquartered in IndiaAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
>>62676364Fuck my ass my pic
>brent 103>30 years 5.3oh yeah how high can u gooo
>>62676365Alright, I was bluffing, I admit it.
>>62676360Obviously only reason ships are up is because of war. By the fat dip when a ceasefire is announced and sell the pump on the next huge earnings beat. It won't be priced in the market is stupid
>>62676371>5.3GOOGL is selling 100 year 6.125% bonds so the fed niggers are going to have to go to 7% to be competitive
bwet expenses are 5.1% so my retarded ass would have thought it would dump before it did +4000% anyway
ECB hiked, FED kiked
>>62676371it’s actually at 104 chud
>>62676375>ceasefirewe are entering brimstone nigger hell, there wont be any more ceasefires
Make a new bread already
>>62676387it was at 106 three mins ago
>>62676387total wagie death, i never enjoyed not having a job so much
>>62676392kill yourself we don't need one
>Saudis tell OPEC that output slumped again to lowest since 1990Oil to the moon
There was supposed to be an oil glut
OILY SHIEEETTTT
>>62676409Lol wut Retard take
>>62676404Oil is irrelevant. There will be excess soon. Bottleneck is refinery capacity. Retards goofed so fucking bigly letting Ukraine take out all of Russias shit and the houthis blowing up the saudis shit was the real wildcard playThere will be a major divergence between the price of oil and the price of refined oil. There already is but it will continue. We will enter a timeline where they pump less just because they can't refine it fast enough and oil will drop even though gas gets more expensive
>>62676329Why is Bobo saying boots? Boots are mumuish.
Why did Americans decide to set fire to the world over some trannies playing in women's sports? I mean who the fuck cares about women's sports anyway?
>>62676332When it creates AAA videogames on it own at 20$ of total compute, design drugs at an unprecedented rate and design supermaterials solving hypercomplicated schrodinwer equations your entire premise will look dumb as fuck. GPT 6 has destroyed the entire 3D design employment the pace this thing is improving by orders of magnitude that are much more aggressive than Moore's law
I should have sold almost everything on Tuesday, fuck my stupid ass I'm retarded why did I hold.
Peepee
>>62676418Its not lolIsrael should invade Iran if they want it so bad.
>>62676423just hold good companies, day trading is just gifting cash to brokers and quant funds
>>626761632-fig purgatory coming in HOT
Aight, wrap it up.The economy is over.Oil-backed commodity money when?
>>62676422Wow that's great so the plan is fire all the whites and import 10 trillion brown people that shit on the ground and don't wipe their ass. Sounds like utopia man at least we will have new pharmaceutical drugs to cope with living in Jewish clown world>>62676421>Why did jared kushner continue the forever war for greater israelI dunno man I think moloch demands a certain number of children be fire bombed every year
>>62676347100 (ONE HUNDRED) DOLLARS PER BARREL
>>62676415Its not my take
>oil computer
measly +4,6% yoy Core PPIand 5,4% for PPI
>>62676421Tel Aviv decreed that the Iranians were in dire need of more gay butt sex. As the Jew so goes the golem. Sorry about your third world shithole
holy fucking kek
>US PPI Final Demand (M/M) Aug: 0.4% (est 0.4%; prev 0.0%; prev R 0.1%)- PPI Final Demand (Y/Y): 5.4% (est 5.3%; prev 4.7%; prev R 4.8%)- PPI Ex Food And Energy (M/M): 0.2% (est 0.3%; prev 0.2%; prev R 0.3%)- PPI Ex Food And Energy (Y/Y): 4.6% (est 4.6%; prev 4.2%)- PPI Ex Food, Energy And Trade (M/M): 0.3% (est 0.3%; prev 0.4%)- PPI Ex Food, Energy And Trade (Y/Y): 4.7% (est 4.7%; prev 4.7%)Don't hike and your bonds will sell off
yeah, i'm thinking it's over
>BREAKING: August PPI Inflation rises to 5.4%, above expectations of 5.3%.>Core PPI Inflation rose to 4.6%, the highest since June 2026.>July's headline and core PPI inflation numbers were also revised higher.>The odds of rate hikes are rising further on the news.owari da
what is it this time?
>>62676425I'm against the war with Iran, but boots on the ground in Iran in a full scale invasion is going to give markets a lot of certainty. It's this middling, non-committal policy of Trump that is leaving the Strait in limbo, and trying to topple the regime from maximum distance that is driving oil prices. If he committed one way or the other we'd probably rally.
>>62676451Shorters get wrecked
>>62676455>>62676452Inflation is bag boys.
>>62676451its joever, this time for real
just sold my shell for a 23% profit
>>62676457Houthis took over a city in Yemen and can now block Bab al-Mandab as they please. The Yemenis reportedly abandoned their military positions.
>All that manipulation and bussy can't keep the price under 100Give up already you fucking fruit, you've lost.
>german 30y yields making new highs again
Inflation is supposed to be transitory
>>62676421Ruining sports is just another way to compete in them. It took decades to ruin football, just because it's faster and more efficient to nuke somebodys gay hobby now doesn't make that strat better or worse, it's just different. I met some women who actually enjoy playing basketball, even played with a few. Even when I denied every shot they keep running and shooting and dribbling, who knows what they're thinkin
Disdain for the orange nigger.
>>62676455>Say it was 0.0%>Kick the can>Revise the old numbers down the same day you release newer even worse numbersTbh bankers and bureaucrats doing this shit deserve the rope
you loaded up on puts, right anon?this is just getting started
>>62676451recession will fix it
Literally all of this is Trump's fault btw
>>62676473It's transitioning to hyperinflation It takes a few episodesTune in next time
we need more tariffs quickly
>>62676484He did it all for the (underaged) nookie
WHY IS OIL OVER $100
>>62676486As long as it's not transitioning genders I'm alright with it boss.
why oil up suddenly?surely they didn’t realise oil shortage just today?also nuke america terrorist ruining the world economy
Oh! I just caught an entire Master Sword... Backwards. What's happening?
>>62676492Because of a supply glut apparently
>>62676491THE NOOKIE
>>62676492Netanyahu enslaved Trump to his will with blood magic.
>>62676496Did you shove the sheethe up your ass and catch it in the sheethe while doing a cartwheel boss?
>>62676459I deal in the real world. We need this gloves on approach simply because-we're trying to cut the costs of this war, so we need to be careful with who we strike and with what-the war is EXTREMELY unpopular in the west with even soldiers and sailors dubbing this Epstein's war-Trump is extremely sensitive to the stock market to satisfy his geriatric, or at least primarily geriatric, support base who want the war to affect their own investments as little as possible-you ultimately cant win a land war in Iran, there are several exposes on this fact-anything beyond the strikes we're currently doing run the risk of Congressional interference-such strikes are in proportion to what Iran is capable of/has hit so far, basically if they actually hit a USN ship, which Iran wont do because they know it will result in a declaration of war, Israel won't be able to get free gibs
The entire world just woke up and realized paper oil doesn't burn nearly as good as the liquid stuff. A collective awakening if you will
Let's be honest, we all know that this weekend they're going to come up with a peace treaty for the 999th time, and everything will go back to normal.
>>62676510>>62676510the sooner the betteri am loosing money death to trump and shitrael
henlo? david axios? you are needed now more than ever before
>>62676502Yes but the will they won't they makes uncertainty. Just hurry up and fuck already
>>62676516
Oh fuck guys I accidentally spilled my coffee on Yemen, my bad
>>62676516>>62676520Axios says we are broke and it's over
>>62676528The new treasury guy is playing hard ball against the bond market and he's learning a hard lesson that the bond market always wins.
Ahh why did I sold MUZ yesterday instead of waiting for today
sorry brosI sold
CEO of Gold dumping shares on news of US having no balls
Retards actually voted for this holy kek.
>>62676502The right approach is to not start retarded wars with vague, unachievable objectives. The "gloves on" approach is the side effect of poor planning and mental retardation in leadership, not a plan in and of itself. All I'm saying is, this shit, middling position is bad for markets. Bobos should prefer the status quo and not a decision to invade or cut losses.
>>62676535but at least israel got to ruin iran or sth
>He didn't invest in oil>The most obvious play of the centuryLOLLMAOYou're all fucking retarded
>>62676492That is Trump's plan to make oil expensive so fertilizers are also expensive and kill 2 billions of jeets to fix the planet. Thanks baba trumpo
>>62676530He literally learned that lesson in 1992 when he was running the desk for Soros.
SMO status?
>>62676544They can just use their own shit, like what the fuck do you mean
>>62676544This IS what I voted for.5d chessTrvst the plan
>>62676542You can't just own stocks that make money! We have to dump money into fart monkey butt coin and send $3 trillion to make AGI so we can cure super cancer!
all fake and gaywe dont need oileverything runs on electricity
>>62676547Please clap
Sup smiggers. Everything is red. What happened?
>>62676549Shit? Like from the beach?But the rivers need that
>>62676552> fart monkey butt coinI had the right amount of coffee that this got me, kek. May your gains be exponential today, anon.
nasdog rsi under 20watch it shoot up again
damn /smg/ is quiet as fuck as the house of cards starts to fall.
>>62676547>Please kill yourself because we ran out of bombs to kill you with
>>62676562From the river to the sea, India will be shitfree
New:>>62676565New:>>62676565New:>>62676565
>>62676556The treasury faggot is playing out his bottom rape fantasies . Hlthis is why we used to bash faggots
>>62675921lolnoThis is literally banana republic tier akin to Brazil or... no, in fact, Brazil is less dysfunctional than the US these days. Fucking Brazil.Reread that with your finger if you need to and think about it for a minute if you need to. Fucking grim.
Donald Trump my friend. He good economy. He your president. Read The Holy Bible and Behold a Pale Horse. He making America great again dammit.
>>62676556Well, you see, in 1948...
>>62676542I only invested into ESG approved companies how fucked am i
>>62676501At least I didn't catch STDs.
>>62676505If anybody tells you the markets are rational and forward looking : laugh at them and piss on their face.They are retards.
>>62675933good. we need 30% interest ratesthis market needs to fucking collapse so i can get a good entry
>>62675928Closer to the end than the beginning
