kek wagies
>>62676478No crack and hoes? Bun dem to the ground, financially speaking ofc!
>>62676478was he not paid for his time? is 8 hours of work 5/7 days of week plus paid time off really "14 years of his life"?
>>62676478I'd have literally taken the 3 boxes to my desk and eaten the lot, noisily going NOM NOM NOM, then walked out with my fly undone
>>62676503He learned how they really think of him after 14 years of superficial interactions. He probably bought into the "we are a family here" routine.
I’ve seen people with 20 years of experience at one place just put in there two weeks and leave quietly. Most were happy to just go to a better job which I am assuming this guy is going to, who gives a fuck about how they send you off? If he had balls he’d use all his PTO before dipping
>>62676478Multi-million dollar corportation is basically any company with 10+ employees. It's not as dramatic as it sounds
>>62676624/thread
>>62676478If he doesn't like pizza he doesn't have to eat it.
>>62676478i find it hilarious that these wagie retards expect anything more than this
this guy lost tens or even hundreds of thousands lifetime by staying instead of job hopping every 3-4 years.
>>62676478What the fuck do these retarded wagies expect?A giant check? You just want the company to give you money, for nothing? They already paid you. If you thought you weren't being fairly compensated why did you stay there for FOURTEEN FUCKING YEARS?Dumbfuck wagies will NEVER learn.
>>62676478>multi million dollar companyWas he working at the hot dog stand?
>>62676478>waaaah why doesn't the whole company revolve around meReverse the situation. If Bob from Accounting were leaving, would you give a shit?
>>62677139if Bob from accounting left i would literally kill myself
>>62676478I wonder what he expected, a grand eulogy by the queen of England?
>>62676503thisif you have nothing outside of your working hours that gives you meaning and fulfillment, that's a YOU problem, not your job's fault
>>62677250kek
I never attend "going away" parties. Fuck those people, they are useless to me now.
>>62676478Look on the bright side. My guys tried to kill me.
>>62676624I gave three weeks notice at my last job. Boss stopped sending jobs my way so I basically just sat at my desk and watched YouTube for 8 hours a day. Using PTO is an amateur move, I got paid out all my PTO hours on my final paycheck.
>>62677071Wagies so dumb they do not understand where the profit of the company comes from.
>>62677342At least go for the free goyslop.
>>62676478my 35 billion dollar company doesn't even do pizza parties. just an email
>>62676624>he’d use all his PTO before dippingand then call in sick and use up short term disability (sick pay) and just never go back
>>62676478What happens if you eat a whole pie? You're already quitting, it's not like they hold any power over you.
>>62677324What do you do
>>62676478he got the capitalism he and his boomer brethren wanted
>>62680055they cash you out on your unused PTO, usually. if you put in your two weeks and then use your PTO you're just being a dick.
>>62680366>Waaaah i hate free pizzaCommies,,,,,not even once
>>62676478find a corporation that is growing and has a stock purchase savings plan, then after 15 years you should have a few 100k in savings, that will become a million in another 10 years, thats what I did, didnt even get any pizza though, snuck out on the last day and never looked back
>>62676478HR lied to him
lol imagine being so attached to a fucking corpo
>>62680589they should have given him a $2000 bonus gift card or somethingif the value of the gift is below $200 don't even do the fake nicety
>>62676478what's wrong with that? i'd eat 2 sliceslearn to appreciate small things
Total Wagie Death
>>62680589When I was wagie I inherited some poor assholes test harness at Microsoft. On my first day there, it was his last. After chat he asked me wtf I was doing there. Said he been there 20 years, told me get out and gave me a genuinely friendly smile. His office remained empty for months. I asked where he was 6 months later when I got his office, His manager wasnt sure and didnt know who I was talking about at first, then> "Oh yeah Norman, I think he died of Lucemia. Get back to work"I still remember the guys name, and his surname. Pretty sure nobody else there remembers him ever being there.
>>62676478I'm leaving soon after 9 years and I hope I can just hand in my laptop and go home
>>62682216As opposed to what?
they should have rolled out the red carpets and got a band and maybe a jumbo jump pad to play in and maybe bought him a car and made a statue in honor of himthis is a chinese demoralization thread btw
>>62682222Any form of gatherings
