What the fuck edition.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious:>>62676565
DAVID AXIOS, DOKO?PAKISTANI SOURCE, DOKO?DOCUSIGN SCAM PAKI AGREEMENTS, DOKO?HORMUSSY GUSHING HOT SALTY OIL RIGH IN OUR FACES, DOKO?MUH MIRACLES PIPELINES, DOKO?MUH WON WAR 9000 TIMES, DOKO?MUH 5D CHESS PLAN, DOKO?MUH 9000 MILLIONS BARRELS PER DAY GUSHING OUT, DOKO?MUH TOTALLY HAPPENING PRODUCTION INCREASE, DOKO?
Maybe Americans should rise up
>>62677360fpbp
>>62677362Top Goyim should be subject to years of agonizing torture for betraying their country for (((them))). This is financial advice
>>62677362The intifada is going to be localized to Tehran boss.
>>62677362Worry about your own backwards country, cuckold.
>>62677349so much for that crashnothing, i repeat NOTHING ever FUCKING happens
I am still losing money on SNXX>anon is going to crash out editionthank you for your attention to this matter
Don't want to say it out loud guys but. It's over.
It's all so tiresome.
>>62677376Are you the Argie Anon?
wti 102 united states freedom dolllarsVenezuela oil status?Hormuz status?Oil pipeline to the red sea status?SPR status?
>>62677376
>fucking a beautiful 46 year old milf from behind with a view to her pristine hairless pink assholebuy (female) natural gas
There's a biblical amount of acorns
>>62677362Rise up and get your $5000 goybucks (worth one bigmac by the time you get it)
>AAPL releases a $2000 meme flip phone>while OIL is mooning and wagies can’t even pay for groceries The absolute state of the Trump Economics
GoPro of all things is holding up Kek
>>62677397trumpenomics*
Trump wird komplett rasiert
TTWO is the play.>Doesn't care about oil>Doesn't care about debt>Doesn't care about bonds>Doesn't care about AI>Doesn't care about warTTWO is as close as you can get to a sure thing. It will be the best selling/highest grossing game in history even if it's shit and the economy implodes. I don't really see how they dont get a hype pump before the November launch in any timeline. Maybe it started today. +3% off the 3 month low. Check out the 3 month chart niggers
oil will flash crash by tomorrow or mondayI am an expert on not selling the top
>>62677397>wagies can't even pay for grocerieswell maybe they should grow their own crops and learn how to hunt and fish like me boss.
My rare earth metals not looking too good anon
What exactly did this fucking oompa loompa retard mean by "We will outgrow the debt". My portfolio is deeply red boss
Really scared the Oil Squeeze is starting.I should have liquidated all my positions before.Now im gonna have to weather the storm.
>>62677238>Crazy part is electricians charge 50$ per install and you are getting normal ass standard stuff while i decided to go high end.Yeah, I would never pay an electrician for most things I do in the house. Outlets are incredibly fucking easy to the point of boredom.
I got a very high quality YouTube ad for a company with ticker MAXX yesterday. Hydrogen mining? Up like 400% YTD.
>mumus thought trump stimmy euphoria would last Lol
SpaceX the only major tech stock stonking today.And you lads thought I was crazy to invest 100% of my capital in its shares.
some shorters get giga fucked when oil goes to 103 today lol
>>62677417I don’t think a single person other than whatever remains of the migger cult actually believed he would pay that bribe.
>>62677420Two words>space oilThink about it
I wish we could go back to the days right after september 11th, when it was encouraged to beat the shit out of muslims in public boss.
KLAR volume is dead
They'll tell you there's no inflation and it's under control, btw.
>Pasqal and LG CNS partner to power next-generation AI data centers with quantum computingIs partnering with Koreans bullish?
>>62677420SNAP is doing alright
>>62677429Why would anyone sell
>>62677404I don’t think the fake peace deals and Axiosberg articles are working anymore, the goyim are finally dealing in the real world
>>62677397>folding phone>this is new in 2026
>>62677362americans>enjoy some of the best standards of living on earth>enjoy some of the greatest freedoms of anywhere on earth>enjoy lower taxes than almost every macro nation (counting switzerland as a macro nation)iran>literally a military dictatorship>will arbitrarily imprison and even execute you if it decides to>has massively higher taxes and inflation which makes the us look like japanbut i agree that the us government is too big and my taxes are too damn high
>>62677431ai wont fix this?
>>62677403JEETYA IS GAY
>>62677409Inlfation means higher prices, so the same amout of stuff gets sold for a larger amount of money. This causes nominal growth of the economy and a larger tax base. So the govermnent has more money to pay back the debt. The higher the inflation, the faster they can pay back debt.
>>62677397It looks kinda cool but I’m too retarded to have a phone like that. I drop my phone all the time and there’s no way you can protect it like a regular phone.
oil bros I'm scared. is this a blowoff top?
>$9.99 for diesel in CaliforniaBased. Fuck them all.
>>62677433I haven’t used Snapchat for sometime. Is it a full on sex trafficking app now? When I used to use it, all it was for was nudes. Then I found it was easier to procure women on instagram.
>>62677444Yeah so why the fuck are my stocks red
AAPL go up bigly please
>>62677397retards will still max their credit cards (and pax the 25% interest) just to have it.Remember we are a female economy now, all the jobs go to them.
>>62677452Don't worry about it anon, that's just a temporary glithc. Just hold and buy any dip. With inflation they will go up more.
Kek. The MAGAtard gets raped once again.
>>62677432she dropped her triangle gimbap and now she's going to be hungry while they give her the anal probe D= boss.
>>62677453thanks.
Can someone give me $2k for an iphone duo?
INHALE EXHALEINHALE EXHALEINHALEDON'T FORGET TO BREATHEhttps://youtu.be/33L76LOwYCc
why is it dumping harder, wtf
>>62677461>Gotta have the latest iSlopGood goy
is it over or it is another nothing ever happens incident
>>62677456this is the niggerest administration to ever exist in historynot even all the fake shit they made up about obama having crack parties with hoes and pimps and olympic sized swimming pools filled with koolaid up in the white house was this nigger coded
I was never meant to make it, I was only to be given the hope so it could be crushed. This world is cruel, we are pawns to the powers that be. They like their pockets while I remain a bag holder. Thanks for playing
NVDA 220 calls tomorrow
>>62677456Only someone who hates America could stand in the way of Making America Great Again boss.
infrequent lurker, what’s the qrd, why is my local gas station saying $4.10 a gallon
>>62677461It’s okay you don’t need 2k. Just get it leased through Klarna. Zero interest. Zero hassle! Make sure to get the Klarna Max membership first for 1,5% cashback on everything and 2 years warranty(fits perfectly for the 2 year lease)
fuck this shit, cut out a small portion of my middle SNXX lots at $16.11 for like low single digit profit. I want to get the fuck out of sneedisk and anything related to it; so sick of this piece of shit.
>>62677360I miss that manga, ending was dogshit though
>>62677456people who dont vote repubs should be forced to pay a 12k fee since they dont need the money clearly
>>62677475Clearly the owners are engaging in (((government))) conspiracy to all raise their prices and stick it to the little man boss.
>>62677382Least asiatic Russian KEK
Trump is a national embarrassment
>>62677478Thank you
>>62677482People who vote Republican should be forced to fill up everyone else’s gas tanks since clearly they don’t care about their own tanks!
>>62677486this, but not for the reasons you think
>>62677482The people who hate America the most are the ones who don't even vote. How could you say you love your country, when you're not willing to do the one fucking thing in your power to stop the commies from ruining it boss?
holy kino
Great opportunity to get miners exposure. Next leg will see 4700. And will happen fast.
10 years ago Hillary Clinton called trump supporters a basket of deplorables. How right she was
Sooo…. Why didn’t you listen to the Chevron faggot?
I too have mildly displeasing opinions on Donald Trump.
>>62677496Because COP will pay better for the next few years
>>62677494She called us irredeemable, which I think is far worse than deplorable boss.
>>62677491can you stop tripfagging. You never post anything of value. Congrats on being here 11 years later, embarrassing
>>62677493>Forget ya kissing cousins, its gonna gush outta here like a wet bar of soap
>>62677491What’s wrong sluggo. Faith starting to be shaken in the orange clown you’ve been ego wed to?
>>62677456hearty kek
>took some gains>I bogledI know it's boring but I took the easy way out today
oil kings i kneel
>>62677505literally said the memehe's just like me
>>62677478buy signal...
>>62677511>107Unstoppable
>>62677362American grand strategy 2k26: >let’s hope the low probability black swan happens
>>62677397You will get your phone one way or another. Phone keeps you docile and entertained, soon to experience the infinite entertainment of AI gen videos. If you don't have phone you might have the free time and attention span to rise up
>>62677502i'm trying to block his tripcode but it's not working, idk i guess i don't know how filters workunfortunate. would love to filter him.
>it didn't have to be this way...
>SOXL
NRAM LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO BOUGHT AT START ALREADY NETTED
>>62677524do you have 4chan x? drop down menu on his comment and block trip, i only see his spam on the phone now adays
>>62677524if it's bothering you that much just filter the unique idyoull have to do it every thread though
>>62677527Trump is still better, cus he's not a woman or a non white! He says it like it is. If stocks go down, so be it. We are making America great again and draining the swamp. Build the fucking wall, Julio Hernandez dos Santos de Sanchez
>>62677528why would you hold thisyou realize a rate hike is coming up in like a week?
>Iran has resumed production of ballistic missiles in underground facilities - WSJkek migatards
>they stopped publishing dated brent
>>62677535You now remember this shit being pushed everywhere and retards here gobbling it up like good spermKEK, LMAO, LOL EVEN
>>62677531nah i just use the site on desktop.what am i doing wrong?
>>62677436Folding phones is such a stupid concept. It basically reduces a device’s life expectancy.
>>62677536Plz be true. Well, the first sign was already Japan not publishing anymore its SPR stocks, the second was when an """incident""" happened preventing the EIA numbers release, and now this
V deploying?!
>>62677533>better>for certain people
>>62677540What's wrong is you're not using the 4chan X extension, anon. What you're using is 4chan's own little extension, that doesn't allow you to get advanced filtering.
Believe all baggies
>>62677456What's next, Ivanka is going to give every man in the US a blowjob if republicucks win? What the fuck is this third world tier nigger shit?
We’re going down to slurp town
>>62677550yeah i'm not installing that, sorryguess i'll just suffer the tripfagging
>>62677541You think that's not the point?
>>62677502The insight in my statement is worth more than whatever opinions you may or may not have boss.
Well. The $5,000 didn’t last long. Be giddy by tomorrow. He’s literally the meme. “ TRUMP SENDS $500 CHECKS BACK TO AMERICANS RIPPED OFF BY OBAMACAREPresident Trump is putting money back in the pockets of working Americans instead of letting Washington and insurance giants keep it.The White House announced $500 rebate checks for nearly one million people who were overcharged through Obamacare exchange fees under the prior administration. The money comes from a surplus of fees collected on Healthcare.gov that piled up and sat unused. Checks start going out in October to enrollees in 30 states who paid full freight and received no premium assistance.Those states include Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, Delaware, Florida, Hawaii, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, West Virginia, Wisconsin, and Wyoming.This is not new spending. It is a refund of money already taken from people who bought coverage on the federal exchange. Biden-era user fees were passed through as higher premiums. The result was a surplus that never benefited the families who paid it.In a video from the Oval Office, President Trump said:“Our Administration is doing the right thing and giving the money back to the people who were wrongly ripped off.”He also said the relief starts with refunding everyone who was overcharged and that the rebates are going out in just a few weeks.The move fits the administration’s larger argument: stop routing taxpayer money through big insurers and send it to people instead. Trump has said the government should pay the money directly to you so the big insurance companies lose and the people of our country win.”
>>62677554>>62677550oh hey it's workingblessi encourage everyone to filter his ass and never respond. he will go away or die of irrelevance.
>cant buy one of those dumb looking trump dollar coins with the design poached from the half dollar without making an ebay accountGo ahead and harvest my data why dontcha
Anyone truly expecting a handout is nigger-brained
I am green todayI have also raised cash for the coming giga dumpthank you for your attention to this matter
>Houtischads captured the islandlol, lmao even
>>62677559Anyone else notice eyeless anime troon is gone too? Lovely day to lose a fuckton of money I say.
>>62677437>enjoy some of the best standards of living on earthIf you are part of the richest 10%>enjoy some of the greatest freedoms of anywhere on earthOnly matters if you are part of the richest 10%, otherwise you are mostly free to suffer and die.>enjoy lower taxes than almost every macro nation (counting switzerland as a macro nation)Only matters if you are pa... you know what, nevermind.
>>62677559congratulations, you've managed to dig a hole and stick your head in it. enjoy your safespace kiddo.
Good afternoon, death to israel and their stupid war tanking my share prices
i'm losing a lot of money but i just picked a booger and it came out all in one huge piece, so today is basically a wash
How do I profit re: the bond stuff? CoPilot told me to do either a) inverse Treasury ETFs b) long Treasury ETFs if I think they'll stay this high or c) ladder into some T-bills/Treasury money market funds. What would (you) do anon?
>>62677558My states not on the list
There's literally no moves to make.
>>62677572always a good feeling
>>62677572I love the ones that feel like they're scraping the inside of my brain coming out and a lil tear forms in my eyeI could orgasm pulling those out but they're so rare
>>62677563There is no way it’ll keep dumping, right? This week was the giga dump.
>>62677575Serves ya right New York jew. I'm going to snip your precious God-fooling string if someone else hasnt already done it.
I HATE DONALD TRUMP AND THE STATE OF ISRAEL, YOU KIKES WANT MY SUPPORT? THEN PUMP MY FUCKING STOCKSSSS
>>62677539>they aren't shooting, they are out of missileskek
There's like an infinite number of moves to make, the problem is, which ones are the good moves and which ones are the bad moves boss?
>>62677559>put me in the screencapthanks bro, small solace as my port bleeds from its gaping anus because orange retard and his nigger government are pissrael's cucks
>>62677580It can always dump more. Always.I pulled out of RDDT (not a TA fag but the pattern is a bit obvious at this point) and another shitcoin that's too volatile to hold before CPI is out. I still have positions in both but I won't be as sad if it dumps. I'm only up like 0.5% today.
>>62677574You can just buy a thousand dollars of 10 year bonds, then just sleep. After 10 years you'll have made $500 and then you can buy 1 (one) new Nintendo game in 2036.
what are you going to do with your 5000 USD dividend payment ameribros?
>>62677558>500 not 5000>only medicare boomers get the money>only if you live in a certain stateive had it
>>62677575Did you get your DOGE refund? Tariff refund? Don’t worry about it.
>>62677584
cool it with the anti-semitism guys
What's some good shit to buy when tech and semis rug?
>>62677569let me guess, you don't own a passport
>>62677593rent for 3 monthsit's not happening btw, even this retard isn't retarded enough to tack 1.5T onto the debt
lol
>>62677593Buy XLG
>>62677593Fill my car, I guess
>>62677594Don’t worry. It’s not even real. Like him saying the war ends after the midterms. His polls are in the shitter. What he really mean is the war expands after the midterms. He’s just trying to buy time.
>>62677599Inverse SP500 ETF
so UBER just gapped up, are they about to release their self driving taxi
>>62677602He doesn’t understand. There’s more than one casino.
>>62677593Pay for groceries.
>>62677602He's ego tripping
Tomorrow is a Jewish holiday so I'm shorting NASDAQ.Enjoy the fried goy foreskin or whatever you fucking Satanists do in the sewers.
>>62677349finally, an accurate depiction of the board's user base
>>62677593Nothing because I'm never going to recieve it boss.
>>62677600I've actually visited every continent except America. Don't worry, I intend to keep it that way.
>>62677602He's the house, problem is, he works for one of those casinos that cheeto managed to bankrupt
>>62677617Where did you sail to Antarctica from boss?
>>62677607Fuck off useless nigger. I need STOCKS
My current portfolio25% SPYM25% PVAL25% VFLO25% CGDGAnything I should change or add?
>>62677617oh lmao so your post was even less grounded in reality
>>62677614>That pictureWould that make them poojews?
Let's face it, the USA has been all downhill since they freed the slaves and instead of sending them back to Africa, just let them stay and be an eternal thorn in the side of the nation, I think the USA is nearing the end. The good times are coming to an end, prepare accordingly.
>>62677629cash
Which tickers for e-bikes? Also, unironically get one before they get off the shelves until 2030.
Feeling froggy today. BBC or Tranny porn?
>>62677638BBC tranny porn
>>62677635>Which tickers for e-bikes?UNH, CVS, CISo many retards hurting themselves on those stupid things.
>>62677633i don't get why we let niggers have the caribbeanit could be some of the most valuable property on earth and instead it's paradiso africana
>>62677390
>>62677642A YO
I'm starting to think this market is ill boss.
>>62677643E-bikes shouldn't really be an issue, you still have all the control and stability of a regular bike and it isn't like the speeds the go up to is something you've never achieved on a manual bike.Now the e-kickboards, those are injury central.
>market down 0.5%>defensive stocks up 1%we are fine, boss
So lets discuss some prediction market trading, I'm thinking of taking San Francisco to cover. What are your thoughts boss?
>>62677653The market has had terminal aids for decades boss. They have to keep giving it cash infusions with bigger and bigger scams to keep it going.It has been really fucking rough since that retard rally in April on all bad news though. Uppity trannies are unironically shilling SPCX space data centers and astroid mining and shit boss.
>>62677632>Turd-golems>Kosher-Curry>Sihkbrew>Shitting in the street while grabbing a shekel>DO NOT REDEEM THE FORESKIN
>>62677659I don't get it, are the data centers good or bad boss?
>>62677656>Season opener for 2 teams>in fucking AustraliaWhy would you bet on such a slurper of a game?
We just need to cool off for the next rally.
>>62677638the frogs aren't gay nigger lovers pal
>>62677663They are good for scamming your way to a positive GDP but I don't think it's worth it because apparently they can only be built by h1b visa indians
>>62677665Cause Kangaroos are cute boss.
>>62677663The data centers are being built to serve a demand that doesn't exist with the goal of renting capacity to companies that don't make money, boss.
>>62677614makes sense.
>liberals easily admit Obama made mistakes bailing out the big banks>Republicans would rather die than admit trumps helicopter money fucked the economy
>>62677672When you put it that way, it sounds pretty fucking retarded boss.
>Markets crabbing and dumping as bond yields are at ATHs>Trump's plan is to give every American $5000, which is like $2 trillion to debtSomeone explain to me why people still vote Republican? I can't fathom it.
Turkey building hundred of nuclear shelters.
>>62677674The problem wasn't Trump giving out helicopter money, the problem was how the people used the helicopter money. If they just sat on the cash and never spent any of it, there wouldn't have been any inflation boss.
>>62677674The mistake in bailing out the big banks is that money should have just been helicopter money to the masses.
>SanDisk executives sell shares worth 12 millionTop signal.
JEROME
>>62677681putin wouldnt do it tho right?
>>62677674Bailing out the banks was the best thing we ever did. Saved the stock markets, the companies paid back all the money they got back + interest.It's one of the best success stories of the last few decades.The "liberals" that hate it are not real liberals. They're turd worlders that dream of america collapsing, no different than the far right BRICS worshipping retards that show up here occasionally.
>>62677656Yesterday was a real slurper. Wouldn’t be surprised if JAX wins it all
>oil back over $100>bonds reach new highs>no real ceasefireWe're so fucked.
Welp I did it guys, a 2 day long deliverable with significant crunch time just got automated to about 2-3 hours. Should I tell my boss?I just run a VBA Macro and wa lah it gets 90% done.
>>62677681this one photo of an underground passage has me convincedturkey, as ever, has its economic priorities in order
>>62677676Go over to /ptg/ and see what’s there. Then you will get it. The most wilfully stupid penniless losers you could ever meet and RaRa boomers and culture war idiots. They have no bags. Or no brains. Or both. Just look at the FUCKING idiot we have here Baggler. Even in the face of this idiot trumps bumbling. He’s been spouting this nonsense. Doesn’t actually understand what a more and more complete clown he becomes each day.
>>62677674Womp WompI voted for net negative immigration and removing millions of mexicans. So far so good.
>>62677687The next forever war in the middle east will be with turkey
>>62677687I suspect it's in case of a war with kikes actually
>>62677687Israel>>62677693Posting links to TG. Is getting me banned for some reason.
>>62677671I guess. Did you bet on last night? Are you a patsfag due do being in jew england?
>>62677676he thinks he is tricking Jesus into coming back. so none of this matters because he will be sucked away.
>>62677683>People won't spend itBoss I sell shit on Depop and the app gives me a lot of cool data on people's shopping habits. You can see a direct correlation to two week pay cycles and when they are buying pocketbooks. If it's not near payday they are broke. They literally have less than $50 of credit available if it's not payday. That's the average consumer
>>62677701i can't imagine whytelegram is such a fantastic source too
>>62677685yeah, it's time to get outdid SpaceX insiders sell? there was an unlock yesterday.
>>62677705That sounds retarded. Like what if they get a flat tire, do they just drive around on the donut for two weeks until they can buy a tire?
>>62677672That's the LEAST of the problems regarding meme space data centers, lmao
>>62677685MU jeet has been dumping tens of millions every time his company pumps for months lmao
>>62677710Then go back to CNN you fucking mug and listen to Trump and bessant.
This better be reversed tomorrow, imagine a blood red day on 9/11 should arrest anyone shorting the market, commies
>>62677718>The mods won't let me post my turd world telegram channel linksLmao. If it's real just wait for sneako or dugin to confirm and post it themselves.
>>62677681>hebrew website
>>62677689Yeah dood it totally didn't destabilize society and empower a technocratic surveillance state over just fixing the problem
>>6267771899% of your posts are seething about Trump. Do you have a tranny lisp?
>>62677676ACKSHUALLY it'll be paid only to adults so it's JUST 1.34 trillion you fucking libshit
>>62677681one million people huh. and how many MREs and gallons of water does each shelter have? pots to shit in? space to sleep? air to breathe?these are tombs.
>>62677694I never really paid attention to baggler, but hilarious if he is MAGA considering Trump must be ruining his ports.
>>62677726why are you so worried about surveillance, you and most goyim just watch armchair critique everything and will never do anything. You’re not important goyim. Surveillance will help lock up more nigs though
>>62677716Im talking about terrestrial ones because space ones have even less of a reason to exist
>>62677731Indians have proven you can just shit on the floor I guess and they can cannibalize the old and sick if they run out of food
These raids are why you retards keep losing btw you should probably shit up boards with more than 12 people
>>62677734Because it's criminalized to be poor in the United States. The poorer you get the closer to slavery things become, and the surveillance state exists to make you poor. Why would I want to be a slave.
kek>brrrrrr
>>62677742>It's a raid>It's the JewsStock market will be green in two more weeks patriots hold the line!
>>62677739>Things are so bad we don't even have a meme worthy Fed chair anymore
>>62677743That's because being poor in the USA is a choice you have to actively make.
semis should be UPbabe you should be HERE
>>62677745thirdies are so funny
>>62677715You not knowing how financially retarded the average person is yet taking all this shit, what the fuck.
>>62677749I hope you at least get paid more than the jannies to spam your dogshit
surveillance is fucking evilleave me alone
6.28333 more hours and I can have that cookie
the surveillance state is good now that trump and the misanthropic homosexual tech ceos are in control of it
>>62677754I get that some people have no impulse control, but that's only like 13% of the population. You guys keep using this term average, so I'm thinking its like 50% of people living paycheck to paycheck. There's no way the number is that high, like how could Trump have been elected if people are that retarded boss?
>>62677745They are also battling who can be more cringe, it's crazy.
>>62677749>Hire some goy fucking retard to feed slop to niggers and mop up piss and mop up obese diabetic piss all over the floor of the bathroom>$16/hr>Oh man if I work here for years I can be a "lead">$2 raise>One day I'll be general manager and make 150k>General manager is some cute young chick that got hired because her boobs look nice, she has never worked a real job before
lmao
>>62677768why do normals think it's impossible to retire without social security
>>62677743this, people think surveillance is about government oppressing you, for china sure but in the US its about emptying your wallet via predictive pricing>just dont buy it thenthen the AI will charge extra on shit you buy to make up for it
>>62677768>Pay into it my whole life>Program evaporates right before I become eligible Thank you government, very cool.
>>62677763AI says at least 20% of Americans have a maxed out credit cardThen you have to realize the rest are illegal Mexicans and niggers that don't even have credit and have maxed out klarna or cash app loans or whatever
>>62677768>Now, listen to us, invest in stonks to prepare for your pension being nullified>get a 1929-tier recession right after, for a double rugpulllmao this is exactly how it's playing out
>odds of a rate hike next week are 70%JUST
>>62677777Anon what have you done
>>62677775this is why i would rather have it go now rather than in 20 yearsmy prediction is that they will just inflate it away though, while keeping contributions the same
>>62677773>Deloitte's AI suggested we cut your position with no severance anon, sorry
>>62677777>77777It's over lmao
>>62677777checked
>>62677772They've been conditioned to submit to authority from a young age. It's only going to get worse with these kids who were taught to accept the elf on a shelf having no problem living in a police state with mass surveillance programs boss.
I'm so jealous of that dog. It has 100K to 1 million times more powerful sense of smell than we have.Imagine the fucking smells he's experiencingbuy (female) natural gas
>>62677777Nice, very bad news. Very nice, but bad.
>>62677768it's not a prediction if it's guaranteed by the fundamentals
>>62677772Understanding is shifting as normies become more aware of SS solvency/cutback issues>>62677777Quints of truth
>>62677776damn bro
>>62677777Kek’d, checked, and we’re about to get wreckedOwari da
>>62677768Yup. We wont get social security, boomers will pull the rug on millennials.>>62677776Nah the niggers and illegals have maxxed out credit cards too cause the banks cant discriminate lol
>>62677798that CANNOT smell
>>62677777It always had to be this way.
>>62677777Well I guess that means we're going to get another shoah boss.
>>62677768jesus
>>62677777
>>62677798Real niggers literally don't even have bank accounts because they all got shut down with negative balance overdraft fees years ago>37% of Americans are debt maxedRaise the rates faggots. Do it. I dare you retards to raise the rates lmaoooooo
Iz we gettin' Trump towns?
>>62677812They're going to be called Trump Dumps because they're full of poor people and look like a dump boss.
>>62677812No, Cortez Cities. Ciudad Cortez, if you will.
>>62677809He wont.Last thing trump wants is a bear market tied to his administration
So it appears as if we are going to get the second communist American leader, (FDR was the first) and Germany is going to elect another Hitler and start WW3 and they're going to start rounding up Jewish people again to scapegoat for everyone losing money on the data center deals boss.
>>62677809over 50% of americans are non white
You will all lose everything.
>>62677812>>62677813How would that be any different from what we already have lol? CA is like 90% homeless niggers now days
>>62677689>companies paid back all the money they got back + interest.TARP money, yes; "Courage To Act" money, not even close.>>62677730Holy shit, we just came up with a plan to save $600 BILLION, God bless our president.
NICE INTERVENTION YOU JUST DID THERE, SCOTTY6 BILLIONS WELL SPENT, THAT'S FOR SURESURELY YOU WILL BURN AN OTHER 6B TOMORROW AFTER IT CROSSES 5%
>>62677830that money could have gone to israel....
>>62677830IAM THE HOUSE
>>62677830LMAO'ing@AmericansMIGA MIGA ALL THE WAY SAAR
>>62677830Hoomers are so boned.
>>62677683Do you know why they call it "stimulus" money? Or why they give it out in cash rather than some form of bond/trust?
FUCK i sold today's bottom
It's over isn't it, lads?
>>62677844Thanks, I bought the MU bottom
I swear to god a nuke could go off in the US and the Nasdaq would only dip by 1% that day.
>>62677843>Trump childrens accounts >$1000 free but you can't withdraw it until the kid is at least 18>Parents declining it at birth of child because they don't want itLook if they can't be using that shit to pay dey klarna bill they don't want it boss
>>62677850Rebuilding makes construction companies a lot of money
>>62677843stimulating
>>62677848nothing is over
>>62677843They call it Stimulant money because everyone spends it on crack and cocaine boss.
>>62677849ehhh, fortunately it was only about 1/11th-ish of it and the lots were at least green, such sick gains for a mid-July hold -.- makes me wanna kms>pic unrelated, mein lunch
Predict the Trump melty when Kevin hikes rates
the old floor of oil was $30for decades, oil would always cycle back to $30 and rarely broke lower and if it did, not for longnow, the new floor for oil is $80. You'll never see $50 oil again. It might break below $80 for a day to $70 but it'll rip back up immediately the next day$80 is the new $30There's been too much inflation for this shit to ever see $30 again
>brent: $108
>>62677857Very good, you got it right. The government fully intends for people to take their cash and immediately spend it on, e.g. drugs. It was literally never the government's expectation that people just "[sit] on the cash and never [spend] any of it."
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: 108108108108108
>>62677869Yeah, but then they started drone striking the cartels, and the price of cocaine skyrocketed because of the decreased supply and increased demand due to the stimulant cheques hence all the inflation boss.
>>62677852I just did the initial sign up and got the email today, I’m already regretting even getting my second son a social security number and birth certificate. I’m not signing up for this fuckin shit. Robinhoods own privacy statement admits it, in writing. The Trump Accounts Privacy Statement on trumpaccount.com says, verbatim:>Biometric Data: We extract facial geometry data from selfies/photographs/videos to verify your identity and detect/prevent fraudThat sentence sits inside a section describing information collected about>“the Responsible Party and the Account Beneficiary.” The Responsible Party is the parent. The Account Beneficiary, for the record, is the kid.>2. Treasury’s own privacy assessment confirms selfie collection- and then DENIES using AI in the same document.>The Trump Accounts Privacy and Civil Liberties Impact Assessment, signed by Treasury on May 18, 2026, contains two checkboxes that cannot both be true.>Section 4, titled “Biometrics / Distinguishing Features / Characteristics of Individuals,” has this box checked:> “Photos/Video: Selfie images collected for identity verification through third-party identity verification services”And section 2, “Artificial Intelligence,” has this box checked on page 3:> “None of the above. This information system does not utilize AI.”Selfie biometric collection acknowledged in Section 4. AI usage denied in Section 2.3. And to top it all off, facial-geometry extraction (measuring the distances between features on a face to produce a mathematical identifier) is definitionally an AI/ML process under the statutory definition of AI that Treasury itself cites in the same document, 15 U.S.C. § 9401(3): >“a machine-based system that can, for a given set of human-defined objectives, make predictions, recommendations, or decisions.”
WHERE IS THE FUCKING AXIOS TWEET
>>62677873>chequesGonna be a yikes from me dawg
>>62677409it means hyperinflation. if we go full zimbabwe and start printing hundred trillion dollar bills, we can easily pay off all debts since it's only $40 trillion. As a fun side effect this also wipes out all other forms of debt including student loans and car payments. The downside is becoming a fucking failed state overnight and a Big Mac costing $50,000,000,000,000
I sold all my energy when oil was at $95 loland I sold 2/3 of it when it hit $90
>>62677875That is exactly what a face-geometry algorithm does when it decides whether the selfie matches the ID. So either Robinhood’s privacy statement is wrong about what its vendors do, or Treasury’s checkbox is wrong about whether AI is being used. One of these documents is not telling the truth. Both of them were signed by people whose job is to tell it.I know that’s a lot to hold in your head at once, but that’s the point. The confusion isn’t a side effect of how this demonstrous thing was built.The government gets free stimulus to prop of the stock market a little longer and hopefully they make it there (they won’t, and besides, it’s all fake and gay false binary left/right divisive slop). You’re essentially giving the government a full database of your child and their financial tracking for a measly $1000 Jew bucks. They just want more info for digital twins, all these fuckin guns and these faggots wanna sit home and watch and gamble on nogs. FUCKIN SICK OF IT. Boomers really were the fuckin worst, but I extend some grace because they didn’t have access to the internet to learn the things we have. But alas, niggers
>>62677883yes this is definitely what is going to happeni hope you're buying canned food and shotguns
>>62677875Nigger your phone already does this. Let's stop pretending privacy is an option at this point. That shit died with the patriot act. Your washing machine and tv collects your data you really think the government doesn't?
Say >thank you mr president for so much oil gains!The economy is boomingIf he hadn't gone to war with Iran I wouldn't have made so much money off oil
>>62677861He's gonna tell him that instead of cutting off his chops, he should have cut the rates.
>>62677888Listen to me. I don't give a fuck if you got digits. There's no way in hell we're going to have hyperinflation because Kevin is going to raise rates and stop the inflation cold in its tracks boss.
Just put all your money into equities and hard assets and inflate the fuck out of the dollar
>>62677892This dude is costing google 10s of 100s of dollars to get the AI to spit out crap about Kevin Warsh's haircut. This is what our economy is being propped up by. You know what, fuck it, lets just fucking let it happen. I'm not even going to fight or complain about it. Just let it happen boss.
>>62677894At what cost ...
>I should have bought more TTWO yesterday..
>4.95%>4.95%>4.95%
>>62677883Ooh, you sure about that buddy? You think they’re just gonna let you get away with it and not just stuff you in the gulag and kill all the white European men? Ok maybe not yet, you think you’re gonna be able to drive that car? I guess it’s possible if you have a digital surveillance EV, but gas? Don’t make me laugh. And your mortgage that’s wiped away, good luck paying those utility/water bills my man. And on a completely unrelated note, IT IS GAME FUCKING OVER for you hobby air bnb real estate faggots, as well as any RETARD homeowners overextending with HELOCs buying second property’s because heckin property only goes up! Same trope for stock market. Unfortunately it’s going to be painful for all of us in some regard, but what I’ve thought about lately… the type of person that would go on a mass shooting and snap, is the frugal FIRE investor who’s been pinching Pennie’s and 3 years from meeting his retirement goal at 45, he’s gonna fuckin lose it all and go shoot up whatever government buildings closest to them. It’s not just him either, there’s a FIRE Johnny and Jenna in every county.Anyway, hope I’m wrong about all of this, I just uh, don’t think I am.
>sovereign bonds dumping globally>gold and bitcoin dump alongside everything elseSo what algo slop is out there dumping hard assets ahead of global sovereign debt default?
>>62677922My tobacco and oil are fine.
>>62677922bruh, gold didn't survive 2008 either. It always has been a fucking meme
>>62677535How come WSJ is finally admitting this fact, and why are they pretending that production ever stopped? It's well known that Iran has extensive underground weapons factories. This is no secret. The entrances can be seen from space. You can see them yourself on Google Earth or using this visual tour by this Saudi-funded news outlethttps://exclusive.iranintl.com/iran-missile-cities/en/The sprawling Khojir complex, the largest ballistic missile factory in Iran, has a large underground section35°39'56"N 51°38'36"EShahid Modarres complex, which produces liquid rocket propellant (you can see the propellant ampoules on some Google Earth imagery)35°37'35"N 50°54'27"EGarmdareh complex (which I think is also known as the Shahid Lotfi complex)35°46'11"N 51°05'06"E35°47'20"N 51°03'43"EShahid Boroujerdi complex (bombed using MOPs with unknown outcome) which is part of the Parchin explosives plant35°31'08"N 51°45'19"EAt Sharud complex, the second largest ballistic missile factory in Iran, a new underground section is being built right now.36°15'16"N 55°16'31"EAlthough construction is not visible yet on Google Earth, it's visible herehttps://livingatlas.arcgis.com/wayback/#mapCenter=55.27590%2C36.25445%2C18The Vandar complex, which produces anti-tank missiles, also has an underground section36°11'59"N 50°23'10"E
>>62677889I don’t own any of that shit, and I have my camera and mic switched off my man and minimal apps on graphene. Currently staying at in laws, they got all the wifi appliances I can’t wait to get the fuck out of here. And yes, it’s impossible to avoid the tracking, they know everything about us, but it’s the principle. I’m not propping up this shit show any longer and I’m pulling my own retirement account as soon as we get to January. I’m a man with conviction and I will win for my family
>>62677922gold and silver are the most liquid assets in the world and people need liquid when shit is crashing, but they usually are the first to recover. you buy metals right after the crash, not in anticipation of the crash.
Would smg ever buy a bond? I was looking at them in Schwab for the first time today. 2 year yield is kinda attractive. Should we just wait for Kevin to raise the rates?
>>62677901Kek
>>62677940i keep my cash in BOXX. mirrors the short term bond rate and doesn't force distributions
>>62677940He isn’t going to raise rates you nigger. Or if he does, there’s a false flag/other orchestrated jew event where they’d cut rates emergently a week or two later
>>62677940shaken, and stirred
>>62677940Is the 2 year offering 20%? That’s the only reason I’d ever even THINK about buying a fucking bond. /biz/ is a sea of retards with 1-3 based anons who get it
>>62677935based, dont listen to the defeatist doomposter. never give out biometrics unless its absolutely required, you cant change your fingerprint or retina when the data center in india leaks it. at that point its not even about privacy but your security. i only trust my phone since they process it locally.
>>62677949>You know the playbookFor all you know Donald's whole life was to be shabbos goyim that causes economic resets. Really jogs the noggin that covid was his last rodeo and now he gets to do the hekkin ww3 timeline We can't let the sand people get nukes anon. Sorry about your 401k we are donating it to the people in israel right now that also just happen to be long oil and short tech. It's just because they are so smart at managing their money they just always get it right
>>62677961that's because you're poor and capital preservation isn't something you've had to think about
>>62677940bonds is for below 75 iq boomers who can't see anymore or move fingers, if you have functioning brain, you should make minimum 20% per year
>>62677973What's the point of buying a fucking 2 year at 4.5% when the market is about to an hero, and you could get way more than 4.5% by going short and leaving all the normies holding the bag boss?
>>62677922How come Chinese bond yields are going down? They seem to have become almost inversely related to other major economies' bond yields
>>62677981Ok thanks boss I’ll buy the 20% bond
>>62677940Bonds right noware priced better than they've been priced for decades.They haven't been this cheap since GFCI bought leveraged bonds last week.99% of people will disagree with this, but that's why I bought them.
>>62677947https://www.briefs.co/news/box-etfs-keep-growing-despite-treasury-warning/
10Y bond yields currently at their highest since June 2006, 30y bond yields at their highest since April 2004.How is Bessent's bet looking?
>>62677991because they have deflation now, yuan is going up in value
>>62677940I own so many foreign denominated bonds. The great Satan is going down boss
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>>62678015China's CPI inflation has been positive since October last year. At least the official CPI inflation
>>62678011He should have listened
Maybe send Delta Force?
>>62678027CPI is complicated, their asset prices stocks and real estate not doing so well for a while now
>>62677972holy shit she's so beautifuli need an asian gf
>>626777771929 was deflationary. There has only been inflation since then by increasing money supply. Don't bet against stocks.
dogshit market more like it
>>62677427i have that picture too
>>62679526hovarcat
