Oil doing funny things edition.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-ratesPrevious: >>62677357
First for love hope and semiconductors
>>62679540Oil barons must be happy.
Bonds vigilantes = based?
Every day, bonds pay better and every day the risk of a stock market correction over macros and oil looms bigger. This imbalance is feeding back into itself -- a feedback loop par excellence -- and the end result is a bear market.Have you pulled out your money yet, /smig/?
Copper. Pay attention folks, it's just so important.https://youtu.be/J71Ryrzh0_Y?si
>>62679549lol
Is this the thread?
can the market pump tomorrow so i can exit?im going all cash until after elections spread the news that >There will be no rate hike>peace plan soonplease
All this shit is just noise to me as a longterm investor.I'll come back in ten years to reap profits if I have to.
I will be slurping on every red day until I’m at 0 or I win
Patriots are in charge We will gladly die for God's chosenCompetence is for woke liberalsMIGA
>>62679570enjoy retiring when ur old and ur dick doesn't work that is if the economy doesn't crash anyway retarded faggot
>>62679568Nope, CPI tomorrow fren
>>62679575retiring?
>>6267957875% of my networth I cant access until I'm 60.I'm invincible.
I'm gonna do better at stocks tomorrow I decided
>>62679578Also, I predict this author has very cuppable buttcheeks.
>>62679568>>There will be no rate hikeThis is true. Explain to me the last time the fed cooled the economy during a hot war. Especially one that requires expanding production capacity.
>>62679576Highly unlikely it's red tomorrow. 4 consecutive red days is very rare. Don't think there were 4 consecutive deep-red days even back in April when oil briefly touched $120.Inflation=market goes up.
>>62679579That’s kinda gay and retarded to be tbdesu. I used to 401k max but I just do the match now.
>>62679583Volcker raised rates aggressively in spite of Jimmy Carter's peanut farm going sour. Some feds just want to watch the world burn.
please rate my candle color scheme
>>62679586The sad story of this is most of my exposure to investing was in retirement accounts and no brokerage. I was really scared of the market growing up.
>>62679595I need solid red candles to activate my neurons. Not a fan personally.
we're voting republican so we can get that $5k stimmy check, right bros?
>>62679604>skip propagandaI vote for the best candidate, not the best party
>>62679602You’re probably doing better than most people. Having everything locked away til 60 just really limits your options.
I had no idea oil skyrocketed because I deleted my broker app. I spent all day happy. I'm still happy because I have no idea what effect it's had on my portfolio.
You are here:
>>62679604You'll get it right after your DOGE, tariff, and oil dividends.
>>62679588The Volcker shock occurred between the Vietnam war and Gulf war, with about a decade on either side of a major war the US was directly involved in. Financial markets have been coping that Trump is going to TACO but the Israelis finally dragged the US into this and are using all the leverage they have over Trump to keep him there. If the Treasury needs to finance war debt (such as propping up Japan's economy) the Fed will be more accommodative to a wartime economy. I think this has been a major blind spot in all financial analysis lately and it assumes the US will choose the consumer economy over the sole-superpower role (or can maintain the sole-superpower status while prioritizing the consumer economy).
>>62679583They need to hike now BECAUSE the economy isn't completely in the shitter yet.More importantly, even if they didn't hike in Sept, if you expect the same kind of July euphoria that followed you are sorely mistaken. Priors have shifted now and you can't see it in the FED probability surveys -- if they don't hike now, everyone assumes it is just delayed rather than potentially null and void like we did July and before.
Just sold all my US stocks and went long on canadian junior miners and drone manufacturers
>>62679604We'll get it at the same time as the other shit Trump promised. He'll probably use the money that was already refunded to corporations when the SC killed tariffs.
baron pls buy some futures at 6 am followed by a ceasefire post from your dad. I know you’re lurking
>>62679615
this is the only good one republic song https://youtu.be/4WgWGcED0JQhow are you niggers doing? i'm thinking of getting puts on TD
>>62679615Fuck bears. I spent all of March and April listening to bear propaganda that oil was going to $200, 1970s-tier inflation, DOW finished only to completely miss MU and AMD. I have come to the conclusion that 99% of economic predictions are bullshit.
>>62679608Idk bro I increased my investment rate like 4x what I normally do. I'm catching up.
>>62679618>>62679617They're going to sacrifice the consumer economy to transition to a wartime economy.
>>62679615>Mysteriously corresponding to the end of Bretton-WoodsInterdasting
are you guys creditmaxxing your accounts or what? just credit card churn. Max cash advance, pay it off at the end of the month in full or you're retarded and chasing dividends to pay your interest. You could personally manage your own 401k and pick your basket, doing this and just keep stuffing money in it until you're 44 and fucking retire, by that point you should have a mil or more, even. I'm not fucking crazy
>>62679636how would not hiking sacrifice the consumer?wouldnt that be good for the consumer?
in 2021 i bought a GME call for $180 after seeing some posts from anons here talking about it. the next day i sold it for $32,000. i would like to repeat this again please.
How fucked is everything tomorrow?
>>62679645can you do this for SGOV and turn a profit? i thought credit card cash advances get hit with interest charge no matter how early you pay it back. ive never taken cash advance so admittedly i dont know but i doubt kikes would let you make free interest off their loan
Why are Chinese stocks getting hammered?
>>62679615>stimulus the next day and credit for buisinesses at 0% unleashed the next daythere i fixed it, we're at a 3.75%cut that shit to fucking zero that'll cure the oil shock and then command oil producers to produce to the max and sell cheaply fuck the saudis, i'm tired of brown people trying to fuck the world economy, kill all semites and durka durka jihads
>>62679646Inflation isn't good for the consumer. High borrowing rates won't be good for the consumer. The Fed funds rate will be held lower than the market rate to monetize war debt, sacrificing the consumer through higher prices, pricing out the consumer from the productive capacity of the economy.
I just got given $60k and I feel kinda depressed about it. All my ideas and hard work was pointless.
>>62679645get into 4 to 8k credit card debt on like 2 or 3 different cardsdont pay it backignore all calls and letters unless you actually suedcredit falls to 500 somethingbuild it back up to 650 and start doing the same thing again
>>62679656BRICS is in a state of constant collapse. just how it works.
>>62679654Yeah it’s called the goyim carry trade
NIGGERS
>>62679656Some Chinese pipeline got fucked I think I dunno
>>62679656china is secretly controlling iran to destroy america o algo but they screwed up the quadratic equation so their economy is tanking even harder
>>62679656Chinese AI got exposed as another chinese scam
>>62679654The interest is charged up front, it's just what you pay back. You're not letting them get any buildup on your cards, and it's typically 3-5%. I'd rather pay that and know i'm going to pay it off anyways and just invest that way instead of using my own money. I'm using someone else's money to fund my fucking retirement, what do i care that it's more expensive money? It's someone else's. Not mine.
>>62679671As opposed to our authentic, home-grown American AI scam.
>>62679672what are you doing with the money?
>>62679680atleast the american scam has some show of research behind it. The chinese scam basically went "let me steal your homework for a scam" which is why the capital of the "innovation" flows out of it because it's percieved as a cheap copy, not anything better. Perception is 99% of this market and it is entirely vibes. do the people feel secure? good market
>>62679681you buy stocks with the money, retardyou put it in your bank account and then fund your brokerage accountat that point you pick what you want and buy. Or just use it as a slush fund for whatever retarded trade you want to pull in excess of 50k.
>>62679686and what happens if you lose money?
>>62679691you keep buying more, in theory if you wanted to be a complete degenerate you could then get a bank capital loan based off the value of your assets and do the same thing
Every time I see an OIL pipeline on fire I relax
I tweaked my portfolio again. I already explained it a bunch of time. They're not random tickers mashed together. I've spent over a year of research working on this portfolio and easily 1000 hours on it.>SGRT 3 / SPMO 5 / CHAT 10 / IGM 7 / IUSG 2>FDL 6 / PWV 3>JQUA 4 / FMTM 3 / WTLS 5 / QFF 2>RSIT 10 / FNDE 4 / DXJ 3>KWH 4 / WELD 2.5 / SPRX 1 / HAP 1>YGLD 6>TYA 3.5>KMLM 2 / CTA 3 / CLSE 3 / MKTN 2 / SDCI 3 / IALT 2
>>62679656
KEK TMF
A man consumed by an insatiable fixation on gold and silver spent every waking hour hoarding coins and polishing family heirlooms, convinced that precious metals were the only true markers of worth. His sterile, metallic world shattered one afternoon when a dancing turkey sandwich materialized on his kitchen counter, executing a flawless tap routine while oozing thick, glistening dollops of extra mayonnaise. Instead of reacting with horror, the man was instantly mesmerized by the rhythmic precision of the poultry-and-bread performer, finding a strange, hypnotic value in its savory spectacle that rivaled the gleam of any bullion. He immediately grabbed his camera, capturing the surreal, mayo-splattering choreography and uploading the footage to the internet, driven by a sudden, erratic instinct that this bizarre entity was his real ticket to fortune.The video transformed into an overnight global sensation, capturing the imagination of millions who couldn’t get enough of the rhythmic, condimental bird. Seizing the momentum, the man launched a massive empire of viral merchandise, mobile games, and sponsored live streams featuring his edible, dancing companion, drawing in unprecedented waves of digital revenue. Wealth poured into his bank account faster than he could have ever accumulated through trading metals, officially elevating him into the ranks of the multimillionaires. Surrounded by his newfound, astronomical fortune, he realized his old obsession had been permanently replaced; he no longer hoarded cold, silent bars of silver, but instead dedicated his life to managing the chaotic, highly lucrative career of a tap-dancing lunch item...
>>62679574Thank you for your service to Israel and thank you for sacrificing your goyish teenagers to our glorious cause! Matzas and dradels to you! Happy 9/11 eve!
To celebrate Germany's return to hardline fascist politics are there any German companies I should consider investing in?
Goodnight babe. Open your heart and you could have everything given to you.
Why didn’t you listen?
>>62679604Nope. Call me old fashioned, but I just don't think we should make satanic blood magic pacts with demons like Netanyahu, kill children in unnecessary wars, and sacrifice flyover state American teenagers to die in foreign lands for nothing good. Just don't like it.
>>62679725Funnily enough, ThyssenKrupp is still around and the stock is looking good
>>62679703The market is raping me. What the fuck is safe to hold
>>62679770Minors
>>62679727>Goodnight babeGn
>>62679656>Do nothing>Cry and shit and fart and stink up your chinese manufactured diaper that can't even hold a proper load like a real Depends for Men's™© >LoseLmao. BRICuckS.
>hot off the /pol/ presses
>>62679805Cool
>>62679740>Call me old fashioned, but I just don't think we should make satanic blood magic pactsThat's literally paganism from pre-Christian times though
>>62679805>25 kilometers How is capturing an area 227 football fields long a big deal?
>>62679650Probably crab after todays dump
>>62679727what if she doesn't need anything
Depends on if they have the means to bomb ships. Imagine Evergreen but 10x worse.
>ECB hike'd>KOSPI crashed bellow 7000>Fake oil numbers correcting towards realityNice
>futures
>>62679819>with demons like Netanyahu >Netanyahu That's the part I don't like, anon.
>>62679841Why’d he put it in the water tho
>>62679840>KOSPI crashed below 7000Which one
>>62679805There must have been a plan to defend this, right? There was never any doubt this was an important choke point, and it was in jeopardy. So, there is going to be a response, right?
>>62679844>niggerposter doesn't know that Raccoons wash their food
>open up roth IRA>max it out>check next day>down 50 bucks
>>62679770what the fuck are you doing 3x 20 year for?long duration treasurys can absolutely go higher in yieldUse TYA or TUAHere. This will be defensive as fuck. It's designed to be very low vol, and still be able to grind like 70% of SPY upside.20% RSP20% VFMV20% EFAV20% RLY20% BNDWor 30% RLY then bump RSP to 30% if you want to be a little more aggressive.
>>62679849check it in 30 years
n word friday?
>>62679844Raccoons like to clean their food
>>62679864>9/11 25th anniversary>start of Rosh Hashanah looking that way
>>62679870what monument are they going to destroy this time to gain war support?
oilbros I'm fucking scared, I've been holding since july a lot of USO contracts expiring next friday that are ITM. I'm reasonably confident there will be escalation this weekend and if they do escalate and send oil higher I'm going to make insane amounts of money, but if trump somehow TACOs and bussy smashes it back down I'll lose it all.
>>62679872St. Louis arch checkem.
>>62679846A plan. Sure, just like the Soviets in Afghanistan for 10 years, America in Afghanistan for 20, Syrian civil war for 14, Russia in Ukraine for 4+, and now Iran.Buckle in, it's not gonna go away any time soon.
>>62679873close them for profit now is the safe bet. How much profit are you waiting for by risking it all? How much are you up already?
>>62679873They can escalate and oil can still go down because fuck rationality.Just take profits and reposition into something else.
I was close to aping into trumps meme coin at $2.50 and now its < $2 again.
Sold my biggest positions yesterday, now sitting at 75% cash. Where should I put it for a 5% gain until next week hits local lows in tech? CVX?
Kektop
>>62679895tech is fairly valued at worse so probably tech
I'm 25% cash and honestly thinking of going 50%it's always darkest before dawn but also we're only 1% from ATH so we still got a looooooooooooooong ass way down
>>62679896>don't get married, don't get a girlfriend, don't have kids>be a brown homo catboy loving freak insteadI tire of your antinatalist demoralization tactics, Moshe.
>>62679604Kiss the idea of that check goodbye.You will never get it.Stupid to fall for it again.
>>62679897I think it'll drop some more on Friday, might get in at close if the prices are attractive enough.
>>62679549>Oil barons must be happy.Yes. Yes we are.
Sell SPCXhttps://youtu.be/tdTe2acoWKc?si
>>62679701good post
so now that the changs are buying up all the oil and outbidding everyone else, is the oil crisis going to hit next week?
>>62679805Bessent will create more oil by shorting the market.It worked last time. It will work again.We don't need hormuz.We don't need strategic reserves.We only need Bussyent, Master of the House.
This week has been so boring, other than oil popping. Thinking of loading up some oil shorts. Its going to crash after midterms regardless who wins.
>>62679935We pumpan tomorrow.CPI will come in as expected or better and that will be used as an excuse to pump markets. All of this will happen in premarket so you really should've bought EOD today. I'll sell the pump immediately if I can only bother to wake up in time tomorrow.
I don't think America has a lot to worry about regarding its deficitI can explain why. And it'll make sense when you hear it.Basically all developed countries have high deficits. America can watch how other countries deal with it, and avoid the same mistakes. Particularly Japan which is at like 250% debt to GDP. America could at least get up to 250% debt. There's a good 40 years left until that point at the rate the debt is growing.the assholes that run America should set up a sovereign wealth fund.They should have did that shit 70 years ago. Imagine if America set up a sovereign wealth fund in the 1950s how rich it would be. It would be ridiculous. They could fund the all the US liabilities off of dividend yield after 80 years of the fund growing and being contributed to.This is why none of these people should be in charge. It's like watching a retard inherit, then squander the money. That's usually how inheritance goes. If you didn't make it,you lose it deservedly.
>>62679946Japan has offsetting assets; the US is in the worse position of the two.https://pubs.aeaweb.org/doi/pdfplus/10.1257/jep.20251452
SCOTT ! What the fuck are you doing?
>>62679946Most of the American deficit is just fraud by politicians and their immigrant pets. Deal with traitors and criminals, and keep the 3rd world out. We'd be living in a golden age if we fixed these problems.
Already tanking again
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
>>62679585Reading this post on /biz/ makes me think tmr is gonna be a red day
>>62679658>sell cheaply fuck the saudisSaudis don't care anymore about oil prices because starting 7 hours ago Saudi Arabia is no longer an oil exporting nation.The Saudi East-West pipeline was blown up in 8 separate locations by missiles.
>>62679982lolgood
happy 9/11 everyone! good job CIA!https://youtu.be/NGiTTTimQ_8?si=PtYEnx1ULxeSVkTl
>>62679945Already happening. Hopefully everyone bought the dip
>>62679999 (checked)I bought yesterday and ate a 7% drawdown todayJust as well, in a month, a year, I'll be way further ahead
>>62680003you're deranged. you are going to be underwater for the next decade
>>62679945This would be the most retarded thing that could happen, so that means you're probably right.
>>62680006I didn't buy MU, sorry, I bought a bunch of energy and mining stocks.If you bought literally anything a decade ago, you'd be up like 3x or 4x, even SPY
>>62680003I think with tomorrow's cooked numbers giving a mini pump, and the market pricing in a rate increase, regardless of if rates rise or not we'll hit 1100 EOM.
>>62680014MU earnings on 30th
Lisa better do somethin' after that abysmal performance today
woooow look at korean 30y bond
>>6268002630 years is quite a long time for still having korea around
>>62680026Whys everything to the extreme with these slants
>>62680018Interesting.I just saw cup and handles forming on mu, sndk, intc, and bought based on that
>>62680013good move, semi baggies are going to get heemed and you really don't want your capital doing nothing for a decade
War is bullish
>>62680033Wait until you see their face surgeries
>>62679946Japan is a net international creditor so the internal debt is no biggie, the US has a NIIP of -130%. If AI doesn't bring us Star Trek the US is fucked for the foreseeable future which is why the US will go balls deep into AI
>>62679716Based and turkey sandwich pilled
>>62680041yeah but energy crisis and recession isn't
>>62679656the Chinese stock market is just insiders manipulating. It drops for 2 years and then it does a +50%
>>62679630Bears are always wrong anon, if small caps are printing money it always means the economy is doing well overall. The stock market will dump until the midterms and then gigapump as always. The stock market is actually cheap as fuck given the growth prospects
>we are going to fucking do nothing
>>62680054I should have gave my portfolio more small caps. It's only 7% small cap. I would have been happier with 10% small cap but I can't just get that for free without damaging the structure of my portfolio
Sell Rashahana and buy Christmas
explosive diarrhea happening in my 'folio rn
>OpenAI about to solve another millenium math prize.Luddities and Zitroonies on suicide watch I will be a millionaire in 2 years at this pace
this is the big one
>>62680066We might be entering a small cap cycle. They might print a +250% in 5 years and then underperform for another decade. Small caps are schizo as fuck
kek
>>62680078
Get it down ya, lad
>>62680084what country is this?
Only downhill from here, sell now or sell later for even less
>>62680088Ok bobo I will buy TQQ again, thanks for printing me money
>>62680082global bond market bailout? lfg boys
>>62680088for oil yes most likely
I'm bullish on Adobe.I hope it dips today.
>>62680082wtf
>>62680097Seeing Astra 6 and being bullish on Adobe is pure mental gymnastics. At the pace GPT evolves itbwill be able to create inside your computer all its products in 2 hours
>Trump declines Saudi crown prince's call for US strikes on Houthis, Axios reports Truly out of bombs
>>62680109trump is a peace president, not a warmonger
As per usual futures retardpumping in euro premarket
white man friday?
>>62680119this
ESTE ES EL GRANDE UNO
is there any point in trying to make it when AI is going to hack into every bank/broker and take everything by 2030? wtf is going on even
I sold my semis stack yesterday, expecting it to fall. It's still hovering around the same price. Can't this shit dump like 10%? Jesus.
>>62680135hoard physical
OIL STARTING THE DRILLINGTHE WEST IS SAVEDSEE YOU IN THE MORNING
>>62679549kino
>>62680135why would AI give two fucks about human tokens
Invest in frozen pizzasthey're a modern marvelImagine thatmillions of frozen pizzas being made.They're made form ingredients, cooked, then frozen, then packaged, and shipped, and distributed to stores. By the tens of millions. Constantly. They also have to remain frozen the entire time during shipping,and at the store. And I only vaguely said how they're produced, and greatly simplified it. There's hundreds of steps in between my vagueness.Think about thatNSRGYGISCAG
>>62680159lmao
>>62680159Imagine if we had naturally formed ice caves. We would have a vacuum sealed strategic reserve of frozen pizza's.
>>62680159>>62680162>>62680164No no, we need to invest in multicultural pizzaJewish-owned kosher food plants convert goyim children into meatIndians stomp their bare feet onto the doughBlacks buy it with food stamps
>>62680162It's not a joking matterBefore all the inflation in 2021, imagine going into a store and buying a whole frozen pizza that had to constantly be kept in cold storage, an was fully prepared already for $5. Think about all the resources that went into that.$5, for enough food to feed you all day..You could eat for a whole day on that, and all the work that went into getting that frozen pizza from the primary ingredients to the store you bought it from.It's amazing how affordable it is.
Why nobody tell me options are ez money I bought a 490 put of MSFT expiring tmw and it quickly went from 1.8 to over 3.0+ per contract Unfortunately a small position, but still, if someone supposedly understands price action and knows when to buy some put or call contracts, why shouldn't this be their main strategy? The upside is huge in so relative a time compared to stonk holding. I can see how it can get addictive and borderline gambling, but still worth the risk for the huge compounding effect a streak of wins can have. Give me some option trading tips I'm still a newbie
>being in love with a woman and finally getting to smell her assholebuy (female) natural gas
>>62679822Can you read, it overlooks the narrowest part of the brap el mengrab strait. Kind of a hot piece of real estate if youre of the strait-shutting persuasion.
closed shorts yesterday expecting the market to recover. We probably won't dump until midterms are over, because this market is fake and gay
>>62680172leverage cuts both ways, that contract could have easily gone to 0.5 if you were wrong. People tend to either oversize and be wrong, or get too greedy and don't take profits until it's too late.Some tips:Only trade options with high liquidityFor swing trades, buy 45 DTE or more and exit or roll when there's 30 days leftBe aware of commissions and exchange fees if you are doing multi-leg trades. I pay 10 cents roundtrip per contract on Moomoo, Robinhood is 8 cents, Fidelity charges 65 cents iirc
>>62680194Futes green so might be the case, yeah.
>>62680194SPY will be green tomorrow as foretold by the 3 period daily RSI
oh shit it's 9/11ain't no way we don't get a taco on trump's favorite day
AI is solving the hodge conjecture right now as we speak btw. Something significantly more difficult than just finding a counter-example like navier stokes. I have always been skeptical of LLM's but if it succeeds i will have vastly under-estimated LLM's. The world is going to change in a big way, whether or not it is actually "intelligent" and really is "AGI" is kinda moot when you have a tool that fucking good. Officially the greatest accomplishment mankind has ever achieved.
I have an easy way to fix the economy. Just erase two zeros from everything.40 trillion debt? Now it's only 400 billion.1000 dollar share prices? Now it's 10.15 dollar min wage? Now it's 0.15 centsA million house is gonna cost 10kSee everything is fixed
Bearish or Bullish?
>>62680216Denomination. Poland did that after commie hyperinflation, 10k to 1. Grim if it has to be done in a western nation under capitalism.
We are more than 12h after the Saudi pipeline being blown up. Sat imagery included.And still 0 news being reported in the MSM about it. ZERO. Media are indeed controlled, but it was not by the dems like you thought.
>>62680195just learned my broker charges 2 usd commission wtf
>>62680225>thinking the demoncrats run the media in the big 26
>First ground-level image of the massive 100 km black smoke column rising from Saudi Arabia’s East-West crude pipeline, captured ~6h ago, after Yemen’s Houthis struck the pipeline on multiple points, the same plume seen on Sentinel-3 satellite imagery. -X
>>62680209Will hodge make sexbots real?Why give a shit about some theoretical math to be used for better video rendering or whatever
>>62680040go to bed right now you retarded bitch.
Wir habeeen en serieus probleem freunden.
>>626802317 million barrels per day came from that btw.
To the moon.
FUCKING DUMP ALREADYAMERICANS, PLEASE WAKE UPMOURN FOR 9/11 OR SOMETHING JUST DUMP THEM SEMIS
Pools officially closed anons. I hope you stocked up on actual goods, liquid cash, precious metals and other essentials.
>UK canned ‘mackerel’ now contains no mackerel apocalyptic recession indicator
>>62680231i dont get the muh oil hurr durrhow much oil does one really need?a little bit for salad or frying but very little in the end
>>62680245is it
>>62680249>implying Trump isn't sending them checks
>>62680249Yeah but its been on and off again. Hitting the pipelines cause way more long term disruption.
>>62680250they're going to risk their entire business for a bribe?
>>62679540I read some guy saying this :One can earn a lot by semis in long time horizon, but its also becoming dangerous, because Final semi consumers sentiment is very important for them now.There are 3 AI corpos, A B C. A made an uber AI model.There are 3 probabilities.1.A, B, and C all keeps making new AIs.2.C gives up.3.All corpos start slowing AI development, as they have reached the intelligence threshold and start making their models more efficient.If 2 or 3 happens, semi stonks slow down in short term according to him, and it can be brutal as main reason of semis rising was because they had good Forward P/E.And entire thing is decided by each hyperscalers situation, or whim.---I don't think he can predict market 100% but it seems a bit plausible? How do you guys think? Should I just buy VOO?
>>62680209I have been telling you for days and the good thing is the market is not pricing this in due>muh Hormuz >muh oilSo you still have time to load up on your SOXL, NASDAQ and VGT and do a x10 in a decade
Man I've been realizing I have had lots of opportunities at making it but messing up every single time. I could have been rich by now and its not just stock/options related opportunities either ;_;>>62679552Not entirely. I have however loaded up on bearish bets as a precaution. According to my last set of calculations it'd earn me enough to offset the losses from my bullish bets.
>>62680254Jevons conjecture. If AI becomes cheap and anyone can have ASI semis demand will x100. This doesn't include robotics which LLMs are going to speed up considerably and robotics are even more semi dense
>Flex Dental Solutions Launches Buy Now, Pay Later with Affirm and Klarna, and Surcharging, Inside FlexPayments
>>62680254VOO is objectively worse than NASDAQ and VT in any scenario
>>62680258This also sounds true. Thanks.
>>62680231MSM doesn't and won't report it. Or only maybe once oil is 150.
>>62680259what does it mean when there are more buy now pay later options popping up?when will this apply to food and groceries
>>62680249This site has been caught lying and lying again. Don't look at who made it.
>>62680266>He doesn't finance his dominos pizzaNGMI
>>62680267Kek yea bro yea man lies and paper derivatives is what's keeping crude from hitting 200
>>62679578Seems like they're finally slowly admitting social security will fail. Kek something already believed by some.>>62679604Idk man I have a feeling the $5k check will be retroactively rescinded. Though I'd vote for Alexandria Ocasio Cortex to be president on the condition we go on a date, plus I can hug her, hold hands, and kiss (lip to lip contact). And finally promote my product. Then yeah I'd vote for her.*>* date and product promotion must come first before I may vote for her on the upcoming US election>>62679615>germany>fastest>1985>bottom not reached until at latest December 1974>a full 10 years plus idk how much more after to recoverWtf not like this! If this happens now, then I have no choice but to be a wagie for years to come! Seems it was quite drawn out which means the bottom could end up being months if not over a year out.Might be time to just go full cash and simply stack up more money in my savings.
>>62680208we will get like a christmas rally, until the 67% chance for a rate hike materializes
>>62680270i already lease my phone and finance my car, i cant afford to do anymore than that
Btw if you are a semis bull becareful with chippy designers. AI will design better than them in 2 years, the real MOAT is in ASML and chip manufacturing. ASML, AMAT, lamb research, Tokyo Electron and TSMC is the big brain combo
i told you goys the war was nowhere near over and oil would spike again
>>62680266Feels like a bad sign. I'm seeing it a lot personally. I'm personally very bearish on the economy and wonder if I'll even be able to get a job working minimum wage. Notably just cause the economy is doing terribly doesn't mean stocks will reflect that.>>62680225>>62680231Does that mean I should buy oil stocks and fill up the cars tank before gas prices presumably rise? Since they're trying to avoid talking about it I assume this means higher oil prices and thus more profits for oil companies?
>>62680279My bet is that in the next couple of weeks it will go down based purely on technicals. I wouldn't go all in now.
>oil down and futes up for literally no reasonWhy is everyone so relentlessly optimisitic all the time? Was the market always like this?
>>62680289This is where we acooomolate.
>>62680284good bet, INTC failed to break resistance again so probably another sub 90 dump happening again soon, same dump for similar sectors.
>>62680289just vibe bro
>>62680289Algos love to pump shit when oil goes down. You can always see big spikes in opposite directions on SPY vs oil futes. I feel like it's being intentionally abused at this point to keep catapulting indexes further and further.
Looks like the Houthis might have actually scored a direct hit on the E/W pipeline. Confidence flag is tagged at maximum, and FRP printing above 70 MW blows way past conventional fire(~30 MW).FRP >70 MW scream high-pressure crude rupture and blowout conflagration. Brightness is literally maxing out and clipping the saturation cap on the VIIRS I4 band.Cross-referencing the delta between VIIRS and MODIS orbital passes, FRP anomaly printed 60+ MW for an 8 hour duration minimum. A garden-variety valve leak or routine gas venting simply cannot sustain that burn duration or heat signature.Faded the controlled burn or flare stack hypothesis too. Pump stations sit dozens of clicks apart on the ROW, but these heat anomalies are tightly clustered along a sub-10km stretch.No normal maintenance operation or controlled burn is conducted on such a massive scale simultaneously across multiple points spaced just kilometers apart along the pipeline route.
>>62680266>whenThe goyim are already using Klarna for uber food deliveries
>>62680289It’s 9/11 you commie the market must pump
The future is coal. No pipes, no arabs, just indians, chinese, americans and aussies. Can be turned into gas, too.
WTFWT
Shiet man tryna klarna that there wingstop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KYT6G1q79Q
Ahhh shit looks like my boyhole is getting thoroughly plundered yet again today
WTLS is a good ETFLet me eplain how it worksIt's 1.8x90% + 90%90% is SP500 longthe other 90% is split between 45% long individual stocks, selected by some system that filters by quality and other factors. the other 45% is short, selecting the individual names with the inverse signals of the longGet it?Since WTLS has existed, it's performed similar to QQQ but has been a much smoother ride. Like, there was no summer dump in this ETF. It's just been gradually girnding up.It hasn't existed a year yet so QQQ has an advantage in this chart with an early start. WTLS is the orange line.So the issues. It's new. It hasn't been tested in a real bear market. It seems to hold up well though. The biggest risk is longs and shorts failing at the same time.
Wait a second ORCL held out there may in fact be hopium
>>62680315make one where its a rich millionaire CEO doomposting on the chan
what are these moves
GOOD FUCKIN NEWS!!!GOOD FUCKIN NEWS!!!GOOD FUCKIN NEWS!!!so, my sister is dating a guy who did a plumbing job at a womans place whos son works at a bank. and the lady says its possible.
>>62680324I don't see any headlines but the algos are reacting to something
>>62680326>Yemeni Government Forces Withdraw From Perim Island In Bab El-Mandeb Strait – RTRS Cites Two Yemeni Governmental Sources #OOTTmay have moved to this at :25, but this isn't good I think. Houthis are not the government.
>>62680332>oil goes up 8%>market dips 0.5%>oil goes down 2%>futes pump 0.5%kek what a clown show
>>62679846lol
>>62679846The Saudis are on it
>>62679846plan trvst
>>62680325I can confirm this
>>62680342I read someone said we are in a world war. Iran Yemen usa israel chynaUkraine Russia eu usa chynaMaybe just early stages but if so think about how you would invest
>>62679846I imagine the plan is just to drop bombs on it
>Cassandra is covering some of his NVDA shortsIs AI winning?
>>62679805>shit and piss pumps premarketwere hitting circuit breakers today aren’t we?
>>62680380Burry is an embarrassment. Eisman is way more intelligent
>>62680380Gotta do something for those heavy Lulu bags
I have never watched The Big Short. For a permabull it would be like watching gay porn for a hetero.
>>62680388that movie was the introduction to clown world
Long term energy sector ETF good idea Y/N?
I've got 14k to put into stocks/ETFs and not sure what to pick. SKHY seems like a decent bet, but it's also expensive right now.
>>62680404DRAM might be what you're looking for.
>>62680388what movies do bulls watch?
All in on IVV or BGBL for long term investment (20 yrs) for an ausoid
>>62680342Means futas can go 2% return to mean Based
lmao oil
what are the sand people up to now
>>62680414shit is way too big
pipeline "incident"
Wtf is Happening?Its going down instead of up.Its not suposed to do that.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62680410True grit, my fair lady, being john malkovich
>>62680297The Houthi have just attacked Djibouti. Troops are on the scooty.
>>62680414I thought that's Zuck and was about to say bearish but since it's Apple man I'm gonna say bullish.
Can't wait for the manipulated inflation report today
>>62680427Sauce on this, an escalation now on THE OTHER SIDE if the strait would be hilarious
Why can't we unironically just have peace on earth
>>62680414I’ve very rarely seen flip phones irl, don’t expect this to change with Apple, shits just too damn big
>>62680434Because fighting is fun fucking pussy
>>62680370>Chyna Doing nothing is the most important part of waging war
>>62679553I read that in his voice
SPR status?Venezuela Oil status?Hormuz Status?East West pipeline status?Red sea status?
>>62680434Lowkenuinely because of the Jews.
>>62680442>>62680438Read together you are schizo
>>62680322Like this>>62680443Kek me too
>>62680445As open as my bussy
>>62680445All clamped up tighter than a nun's cuntSneaking a little up the backdoor tho if you know what I mean
>>62680448I am schizo but not because Chyna isn't fighting a war and not because yanking a nigger for his shit is quite delightful. Get your t levels checked eurosissie
what is this tranny rambling
bussy piling on the oil shorts eh?
>Saudi pipeline hit>oil down 3% just becauseOf course, of course...
Which one?
You vill pay later and you vill be happy.
Don't get too comfy with the oil sell off lads, it's about to reverse hard and shoot to $120
>>62680434incredibly antisemitic statement
>Slides 2% yesterday>Slides another 4% todayAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62680471This is the only place I've seen mention the pipeline hit. It's not on wsj or ft. Ap has a story of the houthis taking an island though
Should I invest €9.99 in Resident Evil Village? I need something to do in my vacation.
>>62680490Invest in Stonks-9800
>>626804879/11 is more important
>>62680490Why not play an old cool game that's free to play? Resident Evil Village was such a let down. They have you kill mommy milkers in the beginning which is just stupid and don't give you an option to team up with the guy that controls metal or whatever the fuck his power is.
>>62680490Why did they have to mess up Resident Evil 3 Remake? It was my favorite OGDidn't play the remake, but I've basically only heard bad from people that loved the OG one.
>>62680487Because they're suppressing it. Nothing new. Remember about that Jordan base "8 missiles intercepted, we let 2 slip through as they were flying towards some field".Guess what, sat imagery yesterday revealed 8 F15 and an A10 being hit.Sat imagery also reveals columns of smoke from the fucking pipeline, FIRMS shows it's hit in 8 different places.The market and media manipulation is reaching levels thought to be theoritically impossible. And this shit only end in biblical disasters.
>>62680497RE3 remake was really mediocre felt like a massive rush job, such a shame desu
>>62680487it's all over twitterits on newsweekhttps://www.newsweek.com/saudi-arabias-east-west-oil-pipeline-hit-by-houthis-photos-appear-to-show-12430311
>>62680490Village is ok, its just not very scary and is about 2 ticks worse than 7, which I believe to be a short masterpiece.
Smg bears are trying to suppress the bull market, but price and volume signals confirm it, my portfolio is way up and my soxl trade is in profit. Yesterday they were insisting it was over but all the evidence points to us being so back
>>62680520hi, bear expert here! this is not funny, bears only do this when they’re in extreme distress.
>>62680487You're going to miss things if you only look at mainstream media. They're slow because they have to verify their information.
>>62680520They got to me, I sold my semis (at a profit) but they're trading higher today.
does anyone have access to Trumps early truthsocial posts? I want to know when hes rugging and unrugging the market
>>62680507Well its not like oil hasn't been fake and gay for the past 6 months anyways.
>>62679586you should just do the matchassuming it's 4%, on an average income you're still winding up a multi millionaire after 40 yearsthe rest you should use for more accessible investments so you aren't forced to wait until "retirement"
>>62680247>ukthere's your problem
>>62680542We're rich, handsome and successful but not THAT rich. Besides, algos react within a picosecond once that shit goes out.
All this doom and gloom from the bears the past couple of days and in the end, we got a tiny, miniscule micro dip that wasn't even worth slurping.
>>62680542it's just him posting weird memes desu
>>62680542Demand destruction is a thing. The macro trade was to go bearish. And the 104.5 ish hard rejection was the reverse signal. It’s Friday an don’t want to go into the weekend on gap. Unfortunately Xi needs me to build lightbulbs for Pan Chino-America or I would be reading the tape all day. Believe me or not but I was the nigga holding the 103 support before flipping
Spy chads... it's our turn.... it'll hold right?
>>62680449kek yes>>62680542smiggas need to pool together money to pay for that truth post membership, we can make money together smiggas
>CUNT chads... not like this... SHOULD I HODL???!?!?>>62680593Quit it.
>>62680604Quit what fren
VIX to 30 before election is in the bag at this point. stop being retarded you idiots
>>62680599I'd put up 5 bucks a month
>>62680481called the picobottom, kek
>>62680520My IBIT is still fucking sliding. It's so over for me
>>62680599Some jew faggot "*cough* baggot *cough* would leak it all to reddit
>>62680497Yeah, it's mid and short. Still, can be had for $5 and mods make it a bit more tolerable.
Private number just called me and instantly ended the call when I picked up
>>62680628Bogs know. You're fucked.
>>62680633
>>62680628Run anon they're triangulating your position right now! Throw the cell out the window it's gonna bloooooow
>>62680605Quit making stupid worthless posts like>CUM-sisters we eatin good tonight>NGR-bros how we feelin
>>62680599>pool together money to pay for that truth post membership>make moneyyeah sure dude I can hold your part for you send here 38TdmgzHEpsTMCco5rtLYJw3kX26p
looks bullish...too bullish...
>>62680642Yeah and what if I don't, faggot? What are you gonna do? Huh? Huh? Huh? *opens and closes hand in front of your face*
>>62680642
>>62680642Im feelin p. good
>>62679840What's the appeal of vtrannies? The fan art? It's just dudes doing 'let's plays', something that has been done since like 2006, but with a girl avatar. Look! I uploaded a pic of a woman. It's literally me. It's hard to trace exactly when voice changer apps were first available on Windows, but it appears to be 1998. Clownfish Voice Changer was allegedly popular.
>>62680642yeah who cares about spy it's only synonymous with the entire us market
https://youtu.be/zxSDx7I46ss
>thought things were going to be bad today>it's all greenMy mistake for thinking line goes down
>>62680669it'll crash in 2 minutes
>>62680669>>62680671I dont know who to believe!
>>62680675sorry I lied, it'll crash in 30 minutes when cpi comes out
>>62680675>>62680676Wait 30 minutes. If it doesn't crash then you have to believe me
I buy groceries at 630am and buy stocks at 730am.
My grocery store doesn't open until 9:30...
wish i had my face in a beautiful woman's ass crack right nowbuy (female) natural gas
>>62680687Just trade with your phone man
Beating the crowds is nice but you get a better selection on rotten expired items in the clearance rack at night
>>62680679I have to set all my limit orders then go to breakfast at 10:30 with my aunt. What should I get?
>>62680679>>62680687I only do grocery delivery, who has the time to go shopping when you can get retail wagies to do it instead?
>>62680692in my country they fill these in the morning afaik
>crude below 100
>>62680654>id contains UsukBecause you suck
Why buy rotten or expired food if we are all rich from investments?
>>62680702Why spend money on something that isn't money? Post cock, you better be snipped
>>62680702>buyYou can get it for free from the trashcans behind the store. Have some /biz/ness acumen.
do we have any confirmation for the pipeline? if it's truly out, oil will go at a much higher level than 100$ right?
>>62680702Got to save money for more investmentsReally though should be buying food near closing to get the stuff about to expire like the Chinese do here, practically the only time I see them
>>62680706>lets use old, public information to out trade the conglomerates that control the oil markets
>>62680706Why? Its ubiquitous and comes out of the ground
>buying black water that comes from the ground for more than a $100People really go crazy for brown liquids
>>62680711yeah those oil markets that were so forward looking a month ago lmfao
In case you haven't figured it out yet, institutional oil traders are some of the dumbest niggers in finance. You are probably more informed than them if you have twitter
>BREAKING : Housing Market>Home Sellers outnumber Home Buyers by 58%, the largest gap ever recorded It's over.
>>62680716This is why 5% of my port is KO. Liquid brown always wins.
>>62680725They aren't desperate enough >>62680726Gonna do the same. Maybe even go 10%
New>>62680730>>62680725I used your pic, thank you
Boom.
FREAK THE FUCK OUT
>>62680725Hahahaha, get fucked boomers.
> US CPI MoM Actual 0.4% (Forecast 0.4%, Previous 0.1%)
>>62680725>Bullish trend
>>62680297might have? theres like a 10 mile long cloud of black smoke from burning crude fires visible from space>>62680231
