I get paid to sit on my ass in a Herman miller Arron office chair in an empty office building in a safe, rich area. I come 30 minutes early so I can get an enjoy a free mocha latte from the office machine and a camel filter 100. Then I just listen to kick streams/YouTube vids for 4 hours, have a smoke break, keep chilling/watching/snacking, then I get an after work donut and smoke a cigarettes and soda at the park near my apt.My life is completely stress free. I don’t interact with anyone except the guard I’m relieving at the beginning of the shift, and that’s usually just a hi/bye interaction. I sit in silence.Every cricket dick Timmy seems like they’re always trying to find some quick exciting way to get rich but they always come up short and become loss porn. I hate frantic scrambler faggots. Just chill out and get a job and shut the fuck up. Relax. The scramblers give off 5 inch cricket dick energy. I left college with a 50 body count that’s probably why I don’t care
>>62681588I have only fucked 20 women in my life. Is that a good amount?
>>62681588how much do you make a year?
>>62681610did you ask your mom?
>>62681615No but I asked AI and it said it was impressed. Apparently the average person is at like 9
>>62681610lol why are you asking me? Just go to pattaya Thailand if you want to rapidly up your bodycount >>62681612I would say after taxes it’s around 50k>>62681625Yea most guys get lucky a few times in their entire life lmao
I've never had sex. I have watched a lot of people have sex on video/audio recording however
>>62681588The 50 body count is why you don't care I think. Also you have an easy job. Back when I was a virgin and working as a welder in a factory I wanted to rope every day. On top of that I also helped my dad farm. Now I have an n count of 1 and I'm married to her so the sex thing is settled. Also my dad has retired from farming and I only farm now which is the next best thing to being a NEET. My wife also works from home so that is nice. She talks on the phone about healthcare stuff and AI is not allowed to do that because of HIPAA.
>>62681662Lol buddy just one woman is nothing why would you marry that soon???
>>62681588Is that all youre good for? a grown man with a brain, just sitting on his ass alone in some dark corner drinking mocha and watching life pass by through a monitor, grateful for the opportunity your rich masters have given you. Pathetic!>b-but i had lot of sex in the pastif that makes you feel better about your lame situation, thats even more pathetic
>>62681588>I get paid to sit on my ass in a Herman miller Arron office chair in an empty office building I’m a commercial tradie wagie and that was one of the few things I missed about Covid. Every fucking building I took care of was nearly unoccupied except for security and it was great. Now it feels like the pre covid days and it’s pure misery
>>62681588It's only not bad if you have no ambitions outside of work.
>>62681677What else is there when you’re 35 years old? I’m not getting married or having kids because women are intolerably annoying and slaves to the whims of biology. Whites are going extinct, so why would I bring a white child to be Tyrone’s whore or hunted and bulled at school if it’s a guy?There’s nothing to be ambitious about or aspire to it’s just over >>62681693Ambition just means: “I have a 5 inch penis and I’m insecure about it so I have to go acquire more resources and money to make up for that”
>>62681672I was a virgin until 35 and I dated her for 3 years before marrying. I highly doubt anyone would want to be with me because of how much of an autistic weirdo I am (undiagnosed). My wife works with disabled people including people so autistic they get NEETbux so she has a tolerance for this sort of thing.
>>62681648$50k after taxes for security is pretty good.>>62681677what are you doing?
>>62681588You are Nietzsche’s last man, completely lacking the need for the struggle for recognition; the megalothymos is not present whatsoever. A symptom of a dying civilization. Your existence is the ultimate refutation of the Hegelian dialectic.
>>62681790Sounds good anon >>62681804Based decline of the west reader. One of my favorite books
>>62681588I have basically your life. Except I don't have to even go to work. I decide what I want to do every day. Nobody bosses me around. I don't have to go anywhere. I don't have to sit in an office. I get to masturbate or play games or fuck women or do whatever the fuck I fancy and get paid for it.I just made enough on crapto, mostly bitcrap, and then dumped it for income paying ETFs. Now I let the btc baggies hold my bags forever while I stack those etfs.
>>62681672Only faggots think whoremongering is an accomplishment.
>>62681588I don't think it's a sign of a healthy existence to constantly post in detail how cozy your job is and how happy you are with it. Personally, I think the biggest fuck you someone below billionaire can send to the powers that be is to be happy and content. I don't get the feeling you are either, and projecting you are outwards is no subsitute.
>>62681756My dick is actually huge. You're just a retard who has no drive because you peaked in high school.
>>62681804Pretty normal reaction when everything is fake and gay and jewish nepotism
>>62682079Yep
>>62681610How hot were they? Rate them out of 10 then total them. If your score is less than 120 then you failed
REMINDERAnyone one /biz/ that says that make a lot of money and/or have a "do nothing" job will never mention what job they actually have.
its not the body count that matters, its the lack of stds. but before you went on your anti white tyrade pretty based
>>62683069How is it outside the realm of possibility that I make 50k after takes showing up as a warm body?>>62683087Fair enough
>>62683089what is the actual job
>>62683158Overnight security reception. I sit at a desk. Since it’s overnight, there’s nobody to deal with. Rarely, I have to issue vendors badges early in the morning cuz they’re doing work in the building but it’s rare and takes 5 seconds
