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Some jew just called me because I have 800k cash (tbills I'm not retarded) in my brokerage account and they want it invested.
Do what you will with that information.
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What percentage put towards blow and whores?
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>>62682197
Only with Thursday running profits allready locked in on the way to the Maldives Annual Yacht Races. Javelin missiles are allowed this year as per official judge rulings with the war and all. But the after party in Cairo Abdula Al Assad Al Shayeed is throwing is going to be an absolute fucking century banger. >wont want to miss invite only sorry chuds
Bonus Bounty Rewards on any Somali/Yemeni you can end up bagging on your way in. Navy Trannies don’t get the invite.
>Only real profit takers allowed
See you all in Morocco
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At what level of wealth do you get "the call"?
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>>62682173
they want you to fuck up and lose it. easy to invest, but easy to scare you when the market shits the bed and they say "sell now before its too late goy!" that's how they get paid.
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>>62682230
I always thought it was a milli, they must be getting desperate for liquidity
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>>62682173
OP, you could invest it in my personal investment fund. just transfer the bills to me, I'll take care of your money
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>tbills I'm not retarded
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Fidelity tried to link me with a local investment firm that wanted to charge a 1% annual fee to manage my retirement and brokerage accounts. That means they'd get $10k every year for $1 million worth of my investments. I politely told them to fuck off but one of them kept "checking in" on me for over 2 years.
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>op has 800k in T bills
>of all the things he could invest in he chose t bills
Yep he’s a retard
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Would they still call if you'd been all in on QQQ like a sensible person?
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>>62682173
>800k all tbills
>trusting the US gov with your money over "The Jews"
yeah...



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