That's enough for a two week vacation where you can pretend you're retired

>>62682946
Yeah, you're good. Move to Peru or something.

>>62682946
No, you need roughly seventy eight (78) times that amount in income yielding stable/appreciating assets to even consider retiring
I'm not even memeing

>>62682946
>buy 35k of SOXL calls
>profit 100x overnight
>retire
ezpz

>>62682946
if you can find food and clothing elsewhere and sleep under a bridge, you can afford to bang 1 crackwhore a week