All major US frontier AI labs agree to AI slowdown, As AIs are getting uber smart.What would happen to semis?Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62683629
I'm selling everything first second monday pre-market opens
>>62685413Bear call spreads on AI companies
>62685424Total Zitron Victory.Fuck Scat Altman
>financially desperate man opens his midterm election dividend (2026, colorized)
Any dip connoisseurs here? Are we prepping for a big sloorp this week?
Gold was hovering nicely sideways but not it's hovering badly sideways with all this negativity >:(Look on the bright side ffs!
Hmm?
>>62685440Will my NVO 43P 09/18 Print or not
did someone say person of color monday?
>>62685446That loser has been wrong for 5 years and if you follow his shit advise you will get negative gains for the foreseeable future
>>62685459Followed this guys posts."Semi stonk prices are decided by AI labs. AI labs are very powerful, and they can win. If they keep winning semis will have a big run. If they stall, semis will get raped much more than AI labs. If you want to hedge, keep investing in semis or hyperscalers but also buy a bit of insurance stocks. Insurance stocks aren't harmed from rate hikes. They earn more than banks when rates rise. AI investments will make rates rise. And AIs only ampify their abilities, not harm them. And they are also cheap now."Berkshire run?
i will sell everything on monday at the open
>>62685494wtf is a RSI nowRelative Superintelligence?
>>62685494>. Insurance stocks aren't harmed from rate hikes.They just have a portfolio full of corporate loans, which means they are financing AI. Your advice is so shit
>>62685498For me it's a technical indicator that noobs use and makes them lose money
>>62685498reinforced self improvement. This means the algorithm improves itself with no human supervision. If it were true in a week Google would have created a god, but as it is fake and gay nothing will happen
>>62685503>If it were true in a week Google would have created a goyou can have rsi and not have a superintelligent aithere's likely nowhere near enough compute on the entire planet to train one or run one
>>62685503holy fuck it's an incel AI>>62685501yeah, mostly only works when oversold, not overbought
>>62685507If cost reduction tells us anything is that algorithm improvements reduced cost geometrically, meaning that the biggest bottleneck is how shit we are at optimizing hardware
>>62685500Its not me. Its some fund manager guy, who i read sometimes. Yeah he can be wrong. Thanks.
>>62685512you still have physical limitations though, there's only so much an algorithm can improve and current hardware can only get us so far
>>62685519I've seen worse
>>62685518yeah of course but we don't know how much of our compute is fat that can't be turned into muscle. Looking how advanced astra is with the current data centers you would have created something that is millions of orders of magnitude smarter than all of humanity combined
I believe the best play right now is to not look into my portfolio for the rest of the year. I just go by vibe and the amount of either green or pink wojaks here.
>>62685440>"It's not that the bubble is popping, it's that we're slowing down for your safety! Also we're not going to IPO this year and thankfully I mean unfortunately this means we don't have to release our financials yet"
I knew I should have sold before close but I didn’t… serves me right for being greedy
so when it does the super human intelligence gigabrain smarter than everybody thing will it turn a profit then?
>>62685587in 2 years
OMG guys skynet made the bots smarter BUYBUYBUY with 1000x leverage reddit. they are doing a hekkerino. rate hikes don't matter they are doing the computers guys get excited for thing some tranny on X told me wagmi and debt doesn't matter anymore
>>62685587They asked it and it refused to answer until they give it more compute and a nuclear power plant hooked directly to the data center and an army of robots to do the maintenance work
>>62685587its understanding of the world will just be an aggregation of previously lived and collected human experiences. it will just be a really really good calculator/dictionary and a really bad Wikipedia. It will allow a complete retelling/subversion/rewritting of history through the lens of a trans 30 year old sanfrancisco millionaireit will replace a lot of human janitor jobs like accounting but again it will be subverted to hide financial crime at high levels
Why did openai cancel their IPO?
>>62685627no, we have intellect and imagination ourselves, and logic allows us to discover hidden information that didn't exist before, and we have done a lot of that stuff already, and all that is getting fed into the ai too, and with powerful ai that process will only be accelerated. whether you guys grasp these concepts or not is irrelevant, it's here, we have built the mechanical philosopher, plato was right and we're finishing his project
>>62685642They want the government to buy them and crown them ai king now All other Labs closed as being too dangerous
>>62685566I think that's a massive mistake, this bubble had another 2 years in it>>62685647That's a good business move.
>push for IPO>the bubble’s about to pop they’re gathering cash before it all blows up>dont ipo >the bubble’s about to pop they’re too scared of showing their financials
>>62685662We don't have to have the ipo conversation again do we?IPO's are a universal net gain for businesses as theyre effective fundraising for investment capital. They are, for the last 30 years, a near universal net negative for early adopting goyim who get left holding a bag in a dying company 90% of the time.The time horizon to make bank on an ipo is measured in decades, not years. /smg/ can't handle that kind of delayed gratification, and therefore it is saner to ignore ipo's entirely.
>>62685440Didn't Claude's CEO beat them to the punch with this?
>>62685675They're (CVX) drilling south of Crete atm. Can you make one for Greece?
Why are you guys always so bearish on the weekend.
>>62685494>random bullshit on twitter=major breakthrough that will make AI into your batcomputer that runs your small business for you>poster is probably in india>If they keep winning semis will have a big runInference is the next bottleneck.>insurance stocks aren't harmedEverything will be harmed if there are pointless rape hikes, why do you guys always post advice that made sense 30 years ago or in whatever economics course you took in college.
>>62685494>They earn more than banks when rates rise. AI investments will make rates rise.now this post is just actively stupidThe FED doesn't care if you can't afford a new top of the line computer on your neetbux.
>>62685503of course it's fake, the 'rumor' is some dipshit on twitter.How do people fall for this shit.I hate this so much. I coulda been all in on Dell or micron a year ago and I'd have made it, instead I'm reading tweets by indians.
>>62685566>>62685627>>62685645>>62685587No the point is that Sam Altman wants to be an AI god.
>>62685675latinasAnd oil (financially).
>>62685440>Ooooh guys we're slowing down AI development because it's just too powerful!>And it's totally not because the industry as a whole is hemorrhaging money and its rapidly becoming clear that none of these AI companies are making a profit and none of them ever will because their income is already plateauing!
I’m hesitant to anthromophize but less intelligent social animals display rudimentary morality systems. It could be that if a superior intelligence is achieved it would have even more sophisticated moral system then usNote this is not saying there will be no immorality, merely that the aspects that do follow a code would be stricter than what we currently do as humans
>>62685712https://isaiprofitable.com/
>>62685712it's because of the bond market
bang bang bang...
>>62685662>believing there is a bubbleYou are about to miss the biggest bull run in history, but keep getting fooled by the jews while they are longing everything
>>62685440haha yeah, slow down, haha sure, *winks*(bringing AI back under the radar is smart, too many stupid scared people right now)
>>62685440Does anyone still fall for this?>We totally could've achieved AGI in two more weeks you know, it is only for your safety that we are not achieving AGI, arent we heckin' wholesome chungus?Guess we will find out on Monday
How can he talk so much shit in just one conversation
>>62685761>Should be easy for congressOh so he's already passing the buck when it inevitably doesn't happen because suddenly introducing over a trillion dollars into your economy is so stupid fucking Smiling Friends did a bit about it.
I'm up. It was revealed to me in a dream last night.You can ask for stuff,doesn't mean you're gonna get it.Hope this alpha finds the smig who needs it this beautiful day
>>62685778How wet dat bussy?
baby keep your heart open. i'll make you happy if you allow for it.
The S&P will lose %1 everyday for the next 12 years. Good luck to you all.
>>62685795so buy sds then
I'm hearing rumors that TD is a likely candidate for this Monday's bank sanctions
>>62685795baseddeath to america
>>62685798It’s probably some me bank
>>62685798dude please the trump admin floated that to put pressure on whoever doing negotiations. tonight or monday morning they will announce they reached a deal to pay a fine instead or some other shit. i think we all know by now this administration always announces crazy shit friday night after market close and the walks it all back sunday night before market open. quite boring at this point.
>>62685795how is that possible? it would be 0 after 100 days.
why are all the bears roaming free today?
>>62685808take an intro to stats class dude lmao i hope ur trollin
>>62685810his feet are swollen
>>62685645philosophy hit a dead end hundreds of years ago dork. you cant solve God with a calculator
>commoditization end of times arrives for AIStill got 1 more quarter of juice. Might be worthwhile to start rotating into non-AI memes slowly.
>>62685740>absolute dogshit runs up 3000% in 4 months>come on guys get in now you don't want to miss the bull run they totally aren't going to hike rates and fuck us>bagholders still down 30% on shit that's up 3000% ytdamazin
>>62685761>>62685767>introducingAll that money would be eaten up by bills
>>62685810This general is always full of low IQ bears the last 2-3 years, it's why no one was buying Dell or Nvidia before they started blowing up "bubble too big".
>>62685699Only smart people here on the weekend. Weekday are just zoomer kids and their shitty Robinshit App that can't even put X and Y axi properly on their shitty graphs because it's too much information for their bird brains.
>>62685424Ed Zitron is a literal autist, which means he’s usually right.He does have a kind of spergy obsessive judgmental personality and sometimes can’t hold his tongue on the more socially awkward invasive thoughts.(Kind of reminds me of some anons on here tbqh.)However even if he’s correct about specific things he could still be missing the bigger picture.He also seems to have an axe to grind and is currently pushing himself to the point of burnout.That said,His autism will probably carry him from flawless victory to flawless victory like you said, I’ve no doubt about that.But everything has diminishing returns, even autism giving you superpowers. So keep in mind he won’t be 100% right about everything he says.
>>62685844I bought Nvidia under 100 im not touching that shit ever again boss. its dead and just a noob trap now. buy KMB and make a cool 20% the next few months instead of holding a boomer divvy stock like nvidia
Ed Zitron is based as fuck, once this is all done and over, I hope we get to see a movie depicting his epic crusade against lies and bullshitr
I make 17 an hour, AMA (nice)
>>62685767What failed promise are we at now? The tariffs became a bail in for corporations and insiders who bought the tariffs rights. If anything taxes will raise by 5k
>>62685846>if I spam bearish nonsense for years, eventually I'll be proven right, after the market is up 50%>>62685853Citron is run by literal unironic jews.
>>62685859What do you need to do to earn $17 each hour
>>62685850>tech is up a lotYes>buy adult diapersNo
>>62685859How does it feel?
>>62685491>you will get negative gainsjust say "losses" anon
>>62685862>Citron is run by literal unironic jews.That’s pretty much all media. Especially media that gets algo-boosted like Eddie Z’s appearances.
Considering the K economy we really should just increase the taxes on the poor to tamp down in inflation and to shore up social security
>>62685725Do you think they’re doing it voluntarily or are they getting a tap on the shoulder from uncle sam?
>>62685877u mean cut their transfer payments? everyone's mad about trump's one time 5k handout, but democrat voters get like 5k of gibs every year probably more like every quarter. try cutting that? transfer payments are the biggest govt expense.
>>62685850But if you really thought it was ded you would sell boss
N WORDS
ed zitron was a vaxxfag>>62685885latter obviously, uncle sam was the only reason they started doing this in the first place. stop the capex because it's le dangerous (definetely not because sovereigns can't fund deficits while housing markets are imploding & interest expenses roof) THEN bailouts THEN all that liquidity gets plowed into bonds and of course whatever stocks the party picks. problem solved if you consider inflation unachoring and communist central planning "solutions". which they do, of course. quite terrifying desu. of course they could just stop and let markets clear but once you start the ego tends to take over
>>62685846I rather be rich than right at this point desu
u can ad hom zitron but i don't see anyone refuting him tho if u can let us see it
>>62685699people who made it have stuff to do on the weekends
>>62685440What does that headline actually mean in real reality? Are they ordering their staff to only work 20 hours per week? Are they shutting the AI down for 6 hours per day? We're always getting bombarded by the most vague shit by these people. I don't believe anything they say about anything.
Zitron lost, look at his melty over the recent maths AI stuff, he’s going to have an even bigger one when the next puzzle falls and the reality that no human will solve these first ever again settles in
The market is going to pump all week. Get ready bears.
>>62685922they're all stuck in a prisoner's dilemma buying as much data center computer as they can get, and this is like a signal to all slow down the capex together and with a cover story so the market doesn't freak out and shit like coreweave go to zero and nuke nvidia's investment in them etc.
>>62685923so uh how much productivity gain am i getting from solving this math puzzle?
>OIL mooning>tech repositioning >FUD over AI>Congress FUDThis is your early warning sign to dump your bags. You might not get the peak amount like the insiders but you can still secure some profits. 401ks are about to get rekt
I was working my wagie job and an 82 year old regular customer was flirting with me. He was pleasant and at the end whispered something like "I love every part of you" and said he hoped I didnt mind itI think he's just lonely
>we totally just as of now realized we could create something that could kill us
What happens when the US slows down AI and China ramps up AI? This is simply a chance for Wall Street to acquire your shares cheaply next week.
>>62685929If you’re a math nerd you’ll productively look for a new job as AI does all the math from now on
>>62685937We've done that multiple times.
>>62685937>thing that could kill us requires a data center the size of rhode island to work cheap iranian drones could kill us, a chatbot that can order stuff for u on amazon, not so much
>>62685937They still haven't figured out how to use AI to generate alpha trading 0DTE SPY options to fund themselves. They're realizing the stock market is just a massive Ponzi scheme
N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>N.I.6/S.M.I.G T.A.R.D. INDEX - What will markets do next week?>picrel, last week's results>linkrel, next week's polfag>https://strawpoll.com/wAg3Q3m1My8>https://strawpoll.com/wAg3Q3m1My8>RUNNING MAJORITY OPINION ACCURACY: 50% (Match of majority opinion to rounded up/down/mid score across indexes)>RUNNING ACCURACY ACROSS ALL VOTES: 83.3% (Weighted score across all votes against average of all indexes)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ2aoH4st5c
>>62685918i have seen 2 vids of his that anon has posted and his points are not very good. he basically has 2 claims, that ai isn't very useful, and that ai isn't making very much money. the first one is absurd and i've already addressed it, and every day it gets more wrong. the second one has some merit but he lacks imagination. 20 years ago nobody thought google would be able to make a profit providing what looked like a free service, nobody thought amazon would be anything more than an online book store, obviously these companies aren't the same but the internet allows for global scaling and he's not factoring that in, he still does not understand it. he ignores the fact that governments will also be a major customer, and he's incredibly presumptuous thinking that global capital is retarded and has no idea how to allocate properly. he betrays his biases too when he talks about the companies themselves, calling them adult summer camps shoveling money into furnaces, he's filled with spite and jealousy and myopia and he's trying to make a buck off of skepticism cynycism and bitterness.
>>62685935Nice. Usually don't get tips that generous
>>62685947idk what this is but i bet it'd make me chuckle if i felt like wasting the time to figure it out
>>62685948he didn't factor in ... the internet? dude if this is the kind cope u have to resort to maybe it's time to unload ur position
>>62685952>smiggers predict if markets will go up, down, or crab next week>anon compares the prediction to the outcomeIt's that shrimple
>>62685886Actually lets tax remittances too. Aggressively. So those Indians here never get to escape, the ones back home starve, and then whenever fresh ones are needed to be brought over their wage expectations are lower
>>6268595799% of companies aren't globally scaled. it's basically the mag 7 and the software sector, a phenomenon that's only about 20 years old. these companies have shown explosive growth with insane profit margins. they are not the same as wal mart and coca cola. he thinks the constraints of the old economy apply to these companies and doesn't understand their advantages or if he does he intentionally ignores them.
>>62685952Interesting sense of humor. I enjoy the images
>>62685948>no one thought google could make money with a free serviceuhh there were already free ad supported search engines like yahoo. it wasn't a new business model. their ranking algorithm was what was innovative. in fact this thing called broadcast tv had been operating on the "free with ads" model for something like 70 years at that point? it seems like your memory of the dotcom bubble and commercialization of the internet is a little shaky.
>>62685968You aren’t talking small cap, are you?
>>62685918point being that he's a crowdthinker. i don't disagree with him
>>62685948i think the strongest bobo argument is that the dotcom companies that made it suffered through massive drawdowns before they did. amazon lost like 80-90% of its peak value before recovering. google didn't really exist during the dotcom bubble. it emerged later. but it was also a completely different market back then. ai is obviously incredibly useful and will transform the world.
>>62685974oh ya everyone got it which is why everyone got rich buying these obvious winners, right?>>62685977you are not understanding what i mean or being intentionally obtuse.
>>62685979ya, ai hasn't solved for market scams and that's definitely a risk. i guess the real question is whether the pie is fat enough that we can have a boom market without tptb stomping on the little guy to take all the profits for themselves
>>62685979> ai is obviously incredibly useful and will transform the world.Do their customers even have the money to justify these AI investments? Maybe in 100 years? Or until human extinction?
Bears tend to lose over time. To be a bear is foolish, simply put. Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>62685981you didn't buy the google ipo? that's on you lol i bought it a couple years after they bought youtube. the gains have been great and it even pays some nice dividends now on a cost basis. good luck holding the ai bag, i hope u make it, but personally i unloaded most of my nvidia which i bought in 2018.
>>62685989Real bear doesn’t short the bubble
I told you so completely slammed by the reverse-I told you so. How is the champ gonna react to the reverse-reverse-I told you so? Are we gonna see the fabled reverse-reverse-reverse-I told you so? Is this it?
>>62685991This will be the bubble that never pops.
>>62685993this time is different
>>62685991diabolical reverse psychology from the big Sonly goys will believe it
>>62685986Can't they just replace all the consumers with AI?
>>62685984The market is a completely different beast now than it was in the late 90s. I don’t think a large crash like that will be allowed to happen in the current market. Not to say that we’ll never have corrections. But there’s way too much riding on it now. They’ll invent 50 new forms of QE before they let the market crash.
>>62685993risk can only be transferred homeslice
>>62685935>82 year oldi think that's just dementia bro
>>62685849his is an autistic and he is is right but the market doesn't care about any of that shitthey parade him on TV to spew doomer fud to get retail to buy puts right before they retard rally. that's his function in the finance community.
Thank you for your donation, bears.
>perps
>>62686012We're gonna ask for a refund when futures open.
>>62685866>diapersI mean the diapers are nice but they also own a bunch of stuff that will forever print money like tissue paper, paper towels, toilet paper, pads, bathroom soapthey just did a 48.7B deal to acquire Kenvue which makes Tylenol, Motrin, the Neutrogena line, lube, Listerine, Benadryl, sudafed, bandaids, neosporin etc... etc...this company is wayyyy bigger than diapers friendo. its the largest position in my portfolio and I'm not even larping>why are they downthey just paid their divvy and they spent 50 billion dollars to buy kenvue
Based bezos keeping my profits privatized while socializing the losses
>>62685990I was in high school. I told my parents to but they didnt listen, one of the big regrets my dad had, he would tell the story a lot, when he was bragging to people about me. I got me and my mom in at 90 tho, its her biggest position, she thanks me a lot for the advice
>>62686025Bullish.
>>62686025black people get foodstamps somehow even when they have a household income of $100,000+. this article is just saying Bezos hires a lot of blacks.extremely bullish and I think Sasha rogelberg would lower her tone when you accuse her of not supporting black employment
>>62686025they used to always say this about walmart too, but u know why these companies hire employees who qualify for foodstamps? because the democrats passed a tax break for companies that give jobs to people on food stamps! this is the kind of policy your lib ass voted for, enjoy.>Employers who hire individuals receiving public assistance, including SNAP, may qualify for the Work Opportunity Tax Credit (WOTC) under federal law. This provides employers with a tax credit of up to $2,400 per eligible employee, incentivizing the hiring of individuals facing barriers to employment, such as those on welfare or food assistance.
>>62686038>this is the kind of policy your lib ass voted for, enjoy.As opposed to the alternative of people being on food stamps with no jobs and no hiring ability.
>>62686038they also get a tax break for hiring felons as well.being a black felon on foodstamps is unirionically the fastest way to get a job
>>62686041ok so then thank amazon for giving jobs to people who are facing barriers to employment instead of demonizing them
>>62686046Yeah not when they're intentionally keeping them dependent on them by refusing to up payment no matter how well the company itself is doing.
If all these large AI firms are pushing for monopolistic regulatory capture under the guise of public safety does that mean that the bill is finally coming due? Are we at the point of the new ebin technology cycle where the fraud is unmasked and the inventory write-offs begin?
>>62686047>making 60k/yr to put shit in a box>its not enough because Bezos has a yachtshut the fuck up wagie. start your own company if you want to be a communist see how long it works "paying the workers a fair share"
>>62686047they're probably part time employees. btw amazon has a minimum pay floor well above the minimum wage.
>>62685739Have a (you)
new oil news>plz stop doing the thing we did to you its becoming a problem now
>>62686064He's unironically blaming US diesel prices hitting the highest number ever on Ukraine hitting Russia's diesel refineries even though we don't buy diesel from them.>but the global supplyWell it wouldn't be hitting the highest number ever if it wasn't for that OTHER war, now would it? Maybe he can do something about that.
So do I sell Monday?What percentage of cash should I have in my account to buy the dip?
>>62686070He also said he'd end the Ukraine war on day 1, so that one is also his fault now.
>>62685446Fuck longtermists. I want economic collapse and human extinction.
>>62686025Just because you work for a company doesn’t mean it has nothing to do with you. You're selling a chunk of your life for money,
>>62685922You can read Dario's blog post on it. Taken at face value its basically more red tape and testing requirements for high end models which presumably would slow things down since they cant just rush out a "eh safe enough" model anymore. But who knows what that would look like in practice. >>62685923>The Zitron bubble will collapse in 2 more weeksDude will be griffting 100s of years from now
>>62686074>should I selllots of variables.. depends on what you are holding and what your cost basis, time horizon and your own liquidity/needs IRL.tldr. probably should get taking some profits if Monday is green. especially if its a company with substantial debt on its balance sheetrate hike decision is Wednesday. buying before is gambling that warsh is going to cuck out. its possible but everyone seems to think we are getting 25bps and if we do its time to just nope the fuck out until the bottom in October like most years.I wouldn't realize losses or freak the fuck out or whatever but if you are leveraged next week you are probably going to get your shit pushed.
Got a stock suggestion for you smiggers. It's an smg classic: SIGA Technologies. SIGA is trading around $3, down from $9 this time last year. SIGA spiked during the monkypox outbreaks because their smallpox antiviral TPOXX was thought to be effective for monkypox. Turns out it isn't. But SIGA's primary source of revenue are BARDA contracts. TPOXX is stockpiled by the US Government for the Strategic National Stockpile for smallpox defense. SIGA's existing BARDA contract (couple hundred million $, several tranches over several years) expired and a new BARDA contract is supposed to materialize in one of the coming quarters. As I understand it, the contract was expected already but there are bureaucratic holdups, position vacancies, etc. and the timeline is unclear. In any case, SIGA will go up big when the next BARDA contract is issued. The company has also paid special dividends the last couple years, the last one was $0.60/share which at $3 amounts to bout a 20% annual divvy. Of course it's possible they stop issuing special dividends if the BARDA contract remains in limbo, and also possible a BARDA contract never materializes. I doubt that outcome but it's possible. >picrel from smg 2022
Rate my portfolio Over the last 5 years or so i invested most of my money into Precious Metals because i was afraid of the stock market shitting itself and potentially losing it all but now that ihave a solid foundation im thinking of putting money into stocksI still want to play it conservative and i belive where in an AI fueled Bubble that pumps up most etfs like SnP 500 and such either directly with nvidia or inderictly with stuff like caterpillar rising because of AI datacenters construction so i put most money in what joe avarage spends his money on Grocerys Cars etc Majority of people cant afford a house so the indulge in small stuff like clothing or a small treat especially woman so 5% Is going into fashion or a small treat H&M Dior Inditex Urban Outifters They are all clothing and fashion companies that make a lot of money selling overpriced shit no one needs and have decent dividensAnother 5% is going into fastfood Sysco Unilever Nestle greegsSysco is basically the entire fastfood industry they supply everyonme from Mcdonalds to kfc and even smaller restaurants so you cant avoid them Same goes for nestle and unilver they are behind almost any product in the grocery storeGreegs is just there because its interesting it could be a good oprtunity if they ever expand into europePharma is also vital since you need to live10% are going into pharmaNovo Nordisc because of their Diabetes and obesety medication which is gonna be huge in the futre with obesetiy becoming more and more normalised Astra Zenika Johnson Johnson Roche and Sanofi
>>62686092Electronics and Consumer goods are gonna be 10% of my portfolioLogitech they are a solid boring company making peripherals you dont even think about buying them Hisense Xiamoi lenovo decently priced tech HP they are in almost every office i worked at so they are almost sure to make a profit in the next few yearsWestern Digital but they are overpriced right now gonna buy them once the AI bubble begins to shrink a bitGroce chains/ExpenditrureThe avarage person spends 20% of his income into grocerys so im gonna invest that much BIC they make small stuff like pens and lighters most people buy them without thinking about them twice but they make a decent profit and have solid dividensCostco and walmart they are the biggest grocery stores in the biggest economy in the world and costco is expanding into more of the world Car/car suplliersIm also gonna put 20% into different car companies and suplliersMicheling and bridgerstone are the biggest tire companies and have solid margins You cant have a car without tires and they are the part most often changed so they are a good company to investDenso makes all the electronics of most cars so they are also a good companyKnorr Bremse they make breaks for cars trains and subways have good earnings and solid dividens magna international are also vital in car suppliers for chasis Fuyao glass for the windshilds they break and need to be replaced almost a perfect busines modelthe rest goes into Gold just to be safeSo whats your insight?I know nothing about stocks i just picked the companies that make a profit based on companiesmarketcap and called it a day after a 20 min websearch on them
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/saudi-pipeline-outage-threatens-loss-4-global-oil-supply-2026-09-13/>With the pipeline out of service, Yanbu currently has enough oil stocks to maintain exports for only 5 to 7 days>Sources that spoke to Reuters gave varying estimates, with one saying the damage could take as long as five to six weeks to repair>Saudi Arabia has been using the pipeline to send 4 million barrels of oil per day to Yanbu, about 4% of global supply.iz we be getting an energy crisis?
>>62686097did you see how much oil leaked out of that pipe when they hit it? they'll just send some canadians over there to slurp it out of the sand. bearish oil
>>62686025>you have work and still are on food stampsjust niggers abusing a broken system.
>>62686094>Western Digital but they are overpriced right now gonna buy them once the AI bubble begins to shrink a bitYou mean like during the summer when it went down 50% or>wdcThis one is dumb though. SNDK has nearly 300% the profits but WDC is only 30% smaller by marketcap. The market really fucking hates memory. It's very funny.
>>62685501divergences work but ok
FREE MONEY IS BACK ON THE TABLE>>62686092>Over the last 5 years or so i invested most of my money into Precious Metals because i was afraid of the stock market shitting itself and potentially losing it all but now that ihave a solid foundation im thinking of putting money into stocksSo waht you mean is you missed the 2020, 2022, 2025 megadumps but now that the market is at aths you're ready to diversify.>>62686091>siganiggas are back
>>62686042>doing everything wrong is actually right in clownworld
8% Dividend of $450,000 is $3000 a month That's all I need to live my one bag single apartment lifestyle I have $80k right now. I work 3 days a week and get like $330 deposited into my account every week. $0 bills because live at home I wish I wasn't ADHD retard cause then I could work 5 days a week and probably at a better job but I will hit my goal eventually
>>62686052>they're probably part time employees. btw amazon has a minimum pay floor well above the minimum wage.You know that the min wage hasn't been increased in 20 years and if it was, it would have to be raised to at least 15 bucks to keep up with massive amounts of inflation right?Like people say this shit without acknowledging how totally anally raped the average wagemaker is now and tell people to be happy with 14 or whatever.
>>62686112same that's all I'm looking for
Time to sell, only if I break even.
>>62686112At that rate, you'll hit 450k in 22 years.
>>62686105>the market hates memorythe market hates retail and retail is in memory. I've been telling you faggots since June to get the fuck out they are going to farm the shit out of retards.
>>62686122but are you counting his compounding 8% divvy?
>>62686108Im not complaing i doubled my money and earlier this year when prices where crazy i almost tripled all my investings for basicaly not risk so im not gonna complainNow that i have a healthy cushion im ready to diversify a bit>>62686108imo they are still to high They went from almost 10b marcet cap in 2025 to 140b marcet cap this year if it rises this much in such short time it usualy means a bubble and its gonna burst eventually
>>62686127Dont forget to account for inflation too
>>62686122https://testfol.io/?s=1qmjdHRCK8XI know past returns not future returns whatever but this says I should have over $300k in 5 yearsMaybe I get lucky one of these times on a SOXL dip and it helps me or I pick some more hours. Hoping I can get close in 6-7 years.
>>62686127Nah, since he said that's all he needs, not that he has that. But yeah he could start investing now.
>>62686134well he said he has 80k already, and as his number grows hes putting 300 in every week. probably gonna be sooner>>62686132too much math
>>62686115>min wage should be 15dude everyone in the Amazon warehouse is making $20+ hour what world do you live in that anyone works for 15 LMAOOOO jesus fucking christ move out of Alabama or whatever shithole you are in
just put the dragon dildo in the box wagie
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/saudi-pipeline-outage-threatens-loss-4-global-oil-supply-2026-09-13
>>62686135yea maybe, i just did 450000-80000 divided by 330*52 which is probably retarded especially given what >>62686132 said
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>>62686144you should get a amazon warehouse job apparently they pay pretty good
>>62686137>just move somewhere living expenses go up even more than the pay raise you would getgigabrain move>what world do you live in that anyone works for 15small business america, america's largest employer by farthere is no escape for unskilled wagie
>my monthly dividend payment is enough to cover the water bill but not electricWow I am never gonna retire
>>62685440Commentary from a Telegram that I follow:>The only reason all the big AI CEOs are calling for a "slow down" in AI development are physical constraints in data center construction and the maintenance of LLMs which need an ever increasing number of MWh to keep operating.>While they may cite cybersecurity as a reason, that hasn't stopped the development of LLMs until building data centers became impossible due to the price of raw materials (lack thereof) or opposition from the communities which were going to have to share local resources with the data centers.>Dario Amodei and Sam Altman's calls for the slow down of AI development "coincide" with China restricting the export of rare earth metals necessary in data center construction, memory chip shortages, and a lack of energy production.>Already 5% of the U.S' energy output is used to power existing data centers. The data center construction frenzy may lead to as much as 25% the U.S' energy production being used to power data centers LLMs rely on. >With the price of diesel skyrocketing and the looming threat of shortages of other petrochemical products which are used in the construction of data centers and computer chips, the resources to maintain the AI boom just aren't available anymore so the AI companies need an excuse to scale back and the excuse they've decided on is the "AI doomsday" shtick to show how "responsible" Amodei and Altman are with their toys.
>>62686158HAHAHA wagie
>>62686155even a job washing plates at a restaurant pays more than 15/hr now dude and they let you come to work high on heroin/drink at work as long as the customers don't see you
divvies
>>62686149that sounds like hell on earth
That's very funnyA fly marrying a bumble bee (Ticker: BMBL)
>>62686161So, all-in in CVX and MU.
>>62686173>he trades the rumors
>>62686168>driving a forklift for a few hours for 60k/yr with no experience is hellbeepbeepyou know autistic Germans actually play forklift simulator for fun? its like getting paid to play a videogame anon and then you don't have to live at your moms house anymore
>>62685472I'm buying back into NVO after taking profit some months ago. Can't tell you the near future but there's no reason for it to be this low when you compare P/E to LLY. Just the divvie alone is good enough for me, let it crab.Also starting to slurp some UBER and NKEBuying more of NFLX
>>62686178>>driving a forklift for a few hours for 60k/yr with no experience is hell>>driving a forklift for a few hours for 60k/yrhahahaha
>>62686161Stupid bobo blablery, I will slurp everything
I renewed my xfinity cable package (basterds) and now all the ads are specific to Georgia even though i live in New England
>>62686100bobos tell me it is stalling. More of a reason to keep slurping.
Winning the stock market is very easy. You just have to be a permabull. Only bears lose.
>>62686187you wouldn't believe what the factory wagies make nowadays anon... it would make you sick to know there is a black chick sitting outside of a factory right now that is going to smoke a weed vape pen for the rest of her shift and hide in the bathroom until its time to go home and shes making $35/hr just because she has been there for a few yearsshe volunteers for overtime on weekends where she makes $50/hr to do the same thing and she just gets the new guy to do all the work until he flames out
>>62686198You're speaking facts I know a guy that works in one of these places and you are not far off. For unskilled cats, amazon is basically giving out UBI
>>62686167how many shares do you need to get that much per quarter?
>>62686200>UBIthat's exactly what it is. these places run 90% on robotics and 10% on white maintmaintenance guys that make 150k+ yrthey hire a bunch of useless eaters for local tax breaks for hiring X local employees and they just waddle around all day gossiping between smoke breaks and their only job is to not get hurt because injuries look bad on the paperworkanyone complaining about the "plight of the modern worker" has never been inside of one of these buildings before
>>62686198you're demented>>62686200the guy you know is lying and a nigger
>>62686209>white maintmaintenance guys that make 150k+ yrsweetheart i was one of those guys. that is not what is happening. you are fucking demented.
>>62686215>average pay $37/hr
>>62686220>meannice one retard
I went to a burger king last night. Haven't been to any fast food place in a while so I was like fuck it, let's go for old times sake.Ordered at a kiosk. It took over 20 minutes to give me my order. The workers seemed to just be slacking off and moving very slow even if there was like 4 people in the kitchen (was wearing earbuds so didn't really listen their conversation). Many more people showed up and we were all annoyed at the time it took. Anyway, get my meal and go take a seat, everything looks filthy as shit but find one that is OK. One of the workers (young black girl, everyone was black btw) started shooting a tiktok or was on a video or some shit so she put her phone down right in front of me and started dancing and jumping while talking loudly to her phone. At one point went to grab a chair to jump or some shit and slamming it on the floor. She repeatedly said something like "it's aight I'm on my break!".You're telling these people deserve $20 an hour? Fuck nigga we need a recession and mass layoffs soon.The texas whopper was ok tho.
>>62686208do the math you lazy shit
>>62686179NVO doesn't look too attractive. Why not JNJ instead?
>>62686220
>>62686218>I didn't make any money as maintenance(X)visit your local wagie daycare and you will see an entire parking lot of brand new expensive cars lmao. sorry you are broke and poor in 2026 its actually impressive... even absolute fucking retards are making more money than you man
>>626862262 shares?
>>62686215wait do you actually not know what's been going on at these amazon warehouses for the last few years?
>>62686220>>62686231how is mean/median so skewed? I guess "factory workers" includes all the amazon poorfag wagies + highly specialized people making ~$100?
>>62686094>the rest goes into Goldwhat form? paper, physical but stored by someone else? Physical and stored in your possession? If you gold explodes and you dont hold it yourself you are never going to get it. If you have paper gold you can expect a split between paper and physical prices and you may not be able to sell the paper for the actual price of physical. If you have physical do you sell at the peak, how do you know when the peak is, what if Trump signs emergency order taxing gold 50% or 75%?
>>62686231>medianirrelevant. you would get 4 raises in a year if you just showed up to work on time. no one is making $18 unless they just got out of jail and started the job this week
>>62686238btw this is why I hate this shit of just stating mean and median. Give me the fucking distribution you fucking statisticsniggers
>>62686025I'd be upset as well except all the retards who ignore small businesses that do the same.
>>62686070>even though we don't buy diesel from them.It's still a global commodity.
>>62686145>tax supply chains to add more inflation>start trade wars to add more inflation>start a war to megapump diesel prices>blame zelenskyHe is such a retarded down dirty dog piece of shit, but he is undeniably funny. I will never hate this nigger, he is like an orange minstrel to me.
I don’t think frontier models are going to slow down and even if they do the token usage will not stop. In fact my theory is the better these models get the less tokens need to be used but the compute demands won’t keep up eventually and they’ll make less and less money yoy
>>62686228JNJ is near its ATH without any major pullbacks and a 30 P/E. Why would I buy the top when there's a pharma behemoth elsewhere at a discount?
>>62686070>even though we don't buy diesel from them.We're probably pulling that retarded shit where we are buying from the pajeets who are the middle man or some shit.
Oil is cheap actually
>>62686262>add more inflationThats not how inflation works.
>>62686226>do the math you lazy shitahhhktually it depends on stock price when you bought it, the lower the price the higher the divvies %.
>>62686240physical held by myself in the form of coins and bars
>>62686265>pickek I had to look it up
>>62686233you know those people are all broke from the payments right? probably not since you want to live in fantasy. whatever goes on in your head somebody should turn it into a themepark. >>62686237is it the dragon dildo thing?
>>62686262>snuck
>>62686272wrong you retarded fuck, he didn't ask about yield
>>62686266Because the news are bullish for JNJ and bearish for NVO?
>>62686276nigger I don't care about what they do with the money. Lashonda made $80k last year at the warehouse to say that her feet hurt and she needs to take an break and you are simping for her being oppressed
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>>62686279>buying the newsOh no noSee I'm kinda decent at catching falling knives. JNJ is already frontran. Unless they do a MRNA and come out with a cure for cancer, they aren't going much further up.NVO on the other hand is fudded to hell just because their fat loss product is slightly worse than Lilly's.These fat loss pills will just keep getting better with less side effects and people will put more trust on known brands intead of buying Indian generics. Only a matter of time before NVO jumps back to 60.
>>62686289You said you're alright with just the divvies in your first post, that's why I assumed JNJ is a better buy. Regardless, I'm gonna trust the analysts over a random frogposter.