I would simply not apply, most people view the recruitment process as their assesment, but while the company is assessing you, you should also assess the company. That kind of stupid mind game is a sure sign that the mood is going to suck while you work there, you're not going to be respected. If in the recrutement process, where the company is trying to look good, they're already hitting you with that shit, the job is going to suck big time. Just thank god that you had a warning, because sometimes recruiter don't reveal the awful nature of the job in the recruitment process and you get stuck there until you can find something better.
>>62686696We are only talking because I need money and you'd rather pay me than deal with something yourself but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy our coffee in the morning and laugh about the absolute state of things.
These tests are done by women, you can tell by its infantilizing nature and how dumb they are, and how funamentally pro-social. Imagine Nietzsche or Von Neumann doing these kinds of tests back in the day in Bayreuth or for the Manhattan Project, totally unthinkable, and this, btw is pure decadence, the lack of gravitas and having to force a big fake smile everywhere you go. Living in normieworld is a constant humilliation ritual.
>>62686696>In a sentence or two, Impress me. No answer (NA,N/A) will be rejected. *>In a sentence or two, Make me laugh. No answer (NA, N/A) Will be rejected. *
You get rejected 99% of the time anyway so >>62686714is correctAnd I'm not even sure who these retards think they are. Is it a tremendously shitty job like retail, or a "job so good you'd be crazy not to try"? Probably the former, and if so then why try?
>>62686765kek
>>62686714You sound bitter we chose some one better. HR
>>62686696Just don’t apply to these garbage jobs. Doing so justifies their bizarre abuse.
>>62686765This
I would reply "Chainlink token use case" and be immediately hired for CEO and CTO roles
>>626866961. Musk liked my post.2. Say hi to your mom. :3
>>62686696Write "humiliation ritual" in both
We did it reddit, we tinder-fied the job market! Thinking of witty one liners is now the ultimate job skill
>>62686696>I hold the world record any% speedrun of Rapelay.>The niggardly niggers niggered niggerishly.
>>62686696It's a psyche test.They want happy empty headed people who are excited to work at whatever tf this is. Or it's just an HR bimbo's input on the application process since women view this as curating a social circle. They don't want serious minded people, they want friends to play with.
>>62686696>nigger>faggot
>>62686741>Von NeumannWas infamously very funny, gregarious and loved to party. He'd have done great with a question like this. Why do you assume super-genius = antisocial nerd?
>>62686714THIS THIS THISRetards and foids still don't get it.They believe they're fighting white male privilege or some shit.It's even funnier because they really believe they're winning.White male privilege still exists and it's untouched by this.Men are still paid way more than women.It's just that men aren't working in the places where women are.Women still have no access to these jobs, they're not even aware of them.Those places that hire mostly women are those that pay the least.These places are literally buckets for the crabs.Women are the crabs dragging each other down.If you're a male and you find a company using a female as a recruiter, it's not for you, go somewhere else, that's the place where the pay is low.
Dont waste my timeDont waste my time
>>626866961. I have a big cock2. Wanna find own?
>>62686696Notice the limit of 3500 characters kek these HR roasties are so out of their depth. I got a book with a thousand dad jokes :3
>ask ai>copy>paste
>>62686696type nigger in uppercase for both and dip
>>62686696I have been thinking about this one for a while and it being so forced and all of a sudden freezes me, I don't think I would be able to answer even if I really had the wagecucking in me. I'd likely hook claude or chatgpt in and pray for the best. The one reading this is barely human anyways so it may even laught at clanker generated humor. Just from seeing this image and projecting myself in that scenario I already feel humiliated.
>>62686765Classic tranny racism faggotry
>>62688803Your brown ID suits you
>>62686696people will think this is just the application, but this is actually telling you what it's going to be like on the job every single day working for this person
