Bonds—bonds—bonds—bonds— Bonds—bonds—bonds—bonds— Watch the screen! Watch the screen!Two-year! Ten-year! Thirty-year! Up they go! Up they go! Basis points! Basis points! Going lunatic—going lunatic— Going lunatic—going lunatic— Higher—higher—higher—higher— HIGHER STILL!Fed cuts! Fed cuts! Fed cuts! Fed cuts! That was the trade! That was the trade! Price it in! Price it in! NOW UNPRICE IT!Going lunatic—going lunatic— Term premium! Term premium! Who said inflation? Who said inflation? WHO SAID “HIGHER FOR LONGER”?Bonds—bonds—bonds—bonds— Auction day! Auction day! Tail! Tail! Tail! Tail! THAT WAS UGLY!Thirty-year! Thirty-year! Watch the bid! Watch the bid! Bid-to-cover! Bid-to-cover!Going lunatic—going lunatic— Going lunatic—going lunatic— I bought duration! I bought duration! WHY DID I BUY DURATION?Two-ten! Two-ten! Two-ten! Two-ten! Steepen! Flatten! Steepen! Flatten! Curve goes there! Curve goes here! Payrolls! Payrolls! Payrolls! Payrolls! CPI! CPI! CPI! CPI! PCE! PCE! PCE! PCE! KILL THE TERMINAL!Going lunatic—going lunatic— Going lunatic—going lunatic— One headline! One headline! Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! Coupon! Carry! Carry! Carry! Carry! Nice and safe! Nice and safe! THERE GOES THE PRICE!Five percent! Five percent! Five-ten! Five-ten! Five-twenty! Five-twenty! FIVE-THIRTY!Going lunatic—going lunatic— Going lunatic—going lunatic— Refresh! Refresh! Refresh! Refresh! WHY IS IT HIGHER?Fed speaks! Fed speaks! Fed speaks! Fed speaks! Powell! Powell! Powell! Powell! “Data dependent!” “Data dependent!” I’M DATA DEPENDENT!Bonds—bonds—bonds—bonds— Mark-to-market! Mark-to-market! Long duration! Long duration! SHORT MY LIFE!Going lunatic—going lunatic— Going lunatic—going lunatic— Close the screen! Close the screen! I CAN’T CLOSE THE SCREEN!Bonds—bonds—bonds—bonds— Higher—higher—higher—higher— Yield! Yield! Yield! Yield!I’M GOING LUNATIC!
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>>62691782>>62691788https://files.catbox.moe/q4wv31.mp3the best I could get done. Slowly on track to /biz/ Top $40
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Is it unironically a good idea to buy inflation tracking bonds now?
>>62691782(Laughing crying emotion) Honestly? On point. You were right to call out the media there. It's <b>totally okay to just walk away</b>. It's almost midnight -- get some sleep. You <b>deserve it</b>. (Insert your local suicide hotline number)
>>62691849Sent
>>62691782No but like this but unironically.
>>62691782nice poem
