Make it stop Edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62692586
Niggers and Jews
>BREAKING: Foreign investors are now buying more US stocks than government bonds, for the first time this century, per FT
oil is above 106its never been more over
>they sold
lel, the absolute desperation. They're panicking up there in the WH. And if they panic, you better be panicking too.
>>62693225>gifrel is everything that I sold yesterday today
>>62693224until tomorrow when it's 110and the next day when it's 113and the next day when it's 116
>>62693227>"brief interruption">pipeline was explodedAn algorithm read this headline and decided it should short oil.
https://youtu.be/2gNdcJPuTCw
>>62693227>dayscould be 2, 3, 20, 140 days, a thousand! who knows!
>market manipulation not workinggood thing I sold that real estate to buy the dip later
I would like the margrets to go up now
>>62693246These guys are literally trying to regulate a children's gambling market when we have real problems, like black criminals and antisemites. I hate congress boss.
>>62693227Just a brief interruption goy, move along.
Just die already MSTR Kevin’s super serious about inflation
>OpenAI CEO Altman warns: "AI could kill everyone who hasn't subscribed to ChatGPT Plus for just 20$ a month!">15.9.26>San Francisco (dpo) – Will a malevolent AI soon wipe out humanity? The CEO of one of the world's largest AI companies is now issuing a public warning: OpenAI CEO Sam Altman today expressed his concern that the next generation of ChatGPT could kill all people who do not have a ChatGPT subscription.>"Of course, we are doing everything in our power to prevent such a scenario," Altman explained in an interview with CBS. "But ultimately, there is always a certain risk that GPT-6 will consider all people without a ChatGPT Plus subscription, which, by the way, only costs 20$ per month, as enemies and seek their death.">According to Altman, a team of top researchers is working feverishly to avert such a machine-based mass murder.>"But until then, it's simply sensible to take out a subscription as a precaution," Altman said. "Then the AI can see who has financially supported its development in the past and will surely draw its own conclusions. Namely, that it will spare these people. Maybe.">https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/09/ki-gefahr.html
>>62693221I figure its true
>>62693221I think so, yes
>>62693227The saudis themselves said it’ll be weeks before even partial flow is restored. Also doesn’t account for Houthis just blowing it up again, along with Houthis blowing up the loading docks earlier today
>>62693225I should have sold months ago :(
>>62693227>This will be a brief and temporary interruption. It will be measured in daysIt's technically true that it will be measured in days. Note that he did not say how many days.
MFW a self inflicted energy market black swan discredits Trump and MAGA
>>62693283>people need to Klarna groceriesyes they were doing so well before this
I yearn for a REAL slurp day when to Downs syndrome,Shit&Piss 500 and Nasd-ACK is down 4-5%
Let the good times roll smiggers
>>62693277I haven't sold either and but I don't have the money yet to buy the dip so I'm kinda fine with whatever.. I'm in a weird place.
>>62693290>Implying I want my country, after embracing fascism, to do well.
>>62693283It is truly incredible how all he had to do was not suck Israeli cock and we’d be in the golden age with cheap gas and daily ATHs. The entire Republican Party flushed in for israel. They should start making plans to move there soon because they will get lynched if they stay here when gas hits 6 bucks
>>62693293well, when that day come, and it will come, I guarantee you 4 or 5 days like that will follow suit right after spaced out in a few dozen of days
>>62693222Bearish? Or do they expect the collapse of the USA and are buying stock to extract the value that remains before the country devolves into Brazil
>>62693296>a patrician gentleman of cultureI did not expect that
>>62693267Der Postillon is satire bro
WTI Crude 106.0 +4.65 +4.59%Brent Crude 108.9 +3.24 +3.07%
Me checking my YtD
lmao kick the hornet's nestget the stungI think we officially have a happening for the first time since ever
>Goldman: Yeah, oil is going to stick around $80 for the near future>Goldman: Actually, we can see it going above $120
>>62693350bottom signal
ack SHAK was not a cup and handlei made a dumb choice!
We're about to get an influx of stinkie crypto baggies now that the clarity bill died again. Prepare yourselves.
>>62693336I hope you bought some commodities and metal miners. You’ll note the brainlet voices in here saying oil was a nothing burger, diesel was a nothing burger, Iran was a nothing burger, the AI funding drying up was a nothing burger. Well they have gone very quiet.
>>62693352>>62693336But is that because of oil going up or USD going down?
>>62693336Looking forward to the melties when average gas prices surpass Bidens ATHs
>>62693342Love how her anime will come just right in time for the greatest depression since 2008
>>62693361They will converge. And ossify. And eventually self contain in GME BBY LINK type thread. 20 years later still waiting for their bags to take off.
>>62693336It is time to invest in CRAK, DBE and UGA?
>>62693365cost of diesel will rape minors no matter what they're made out of
>>62693352Wish Inwould get money to just adjust some numbers every few weeks
>only my Israeli stocks are up anymorePure cohencidence I am sure
>>62693336Apologize to oil baggies
>>62693332i'm considering averaging down here too but you're scaring me
>>62693342*holds you gently*Are you green at all?
>>62693375>schizos>contain themselvesif only they could
>>62693365I'm still waiting for my $250 barrels of oil faggot.
Frontline plc (FRO)Okeanis Eco Tankers Corp. (ECO)Thank you for your attention
>>62693361We're ready
>>62693368It’s a supply issue. And it’s the refined products too. And fertiliser. And many other products from petrochemicals. >>62693372Don’t worry Baggler the brainless will stiff spout his cock on here still.
>>62693329lol gegen den strich
>>62693383Looking forward to them being exempt from the diesel export ban as well
I tweaked my portfolio again. It's a little more aggressive now. I'm probably going to keep it more or less like this for awhile.IGM 5 / IUSG 4.5 / SPMO 5 / CHAT 4 / AIS 4 / LAZR 3 / PSOX 1.5 FDL 6 / PWV 3JQUA 3 / WTLS 8 / FMTM 3 RSIT 10 / FNDE 4 / DXJ 3KWH 4 / WELD 2.5 / BULD 1 / HAP 1YGLD 6TYA 3.5KMLM 2 / CTA 3 / CLSE 3 / MKTN 2 / SDCI 3 / IALT 2
>>62693384I bought PBR at 21 and got shaken out at 17 and now it's back to 21 so uhh congrats baggies you're back to june prices>>62693389For me it's SBLK
>>62693378This is a truth that im ignoring
>>62693378Where will capital run to? Fucking Tesla? Haha. I have my miners in energy self sufficient jurisdictions.
Day 1 of losing money on BWET. Thank you for attention to this matter.
>>62693394guarantee we pay them (3x mark up plus 20% tip) to take it too
>>62693402Capital will run to diapers and restaurants, physical retail stuff like that. Why would the price of metals outpace the rise of diesel? It wont
>>62693393ayy lmao hottest Tay yet
All the guys with CSAM on their computers screaming about gold minors, are about to see what happens to that industry when fuel costs sky rockets while gold prices fall at the same time boss.
>>62693361Im getting ready to laugh at them again
>TQQQ
>>62693405are you the anon who bought the call spread? RIP
>>62693415thanks anon
>>62693336oil prices dropping rapidlywhen wti is 80 on Friday you'll rope
WTF MY ETH
>>62693435>ETHwhich company's ticker is that?
The truth is it was smigged from the start
>>62693439PURR
>>62693431Yes.I'm not actually that pessimistic. I am sure I can contort the trade into somehow still ending up net neutral if BWET doesn't work out, because if my current bull call spread ends up worthless I can just transform it into a bear call spread, using the call as the upper leg of the new bear spread.
So what’s the deal with this meme line I just drew?
>>62693440Kys slopper
>>62693440Is it true he was fired from tastylive and they deleted all his videos?
>>62693397By the way, I went to AI and called my portfolio stupid, and that it was built by some idiotAnd this is what the AI said. AI is prone to just agreeing with the prompter. And I told it that the portfolio wasn't mine and that it looks stupid.
>>62693414You will see.
>>>@CNBC>BREAKING: Trump says Kennedy Center renovation on hold until his name is added
OPEN BAB REEEEEEEEE
>>62693450
>>62693417> All the guys with CSAM on their computers screaming about gold minorsWho thought it could get worse. Besides being a Goyslug moron. We have this disgusting comment.
>>62693459You should trust but verify the AIs, and compare the results with other AIs, so you can get a consensus of the AIs boss.
>>62693450It's called a bart haircut, classic graph
Export ban is antisemitic
>>62693447not sure I follow but you're basically reversing your position and minimizing losses at that pointit could still pump double digits tomorrow but me personally I would double down if it finished red this weekgood luck anon kun
>>62693459why does the process by which he made the best portfolio matter, that's the best one he said and i thoughted he said
>>62693470Oh so now you're going to defend the CSAM guys, you're a piece of shit.
>>62693243Hey why don't you believe the god emperor of mankind when he says the middle east doesn't matter when it comes to oil?
>>62693483It's the best for right now. That could change in the future, though. I decided now that I'm satisfied with it so there may not be any tweaks for awhile.
>>62693227just a two week special pipeline maintenance operation
>>62693481>not sure I followI have a long dated (3 month) call with the strike price around 760, which was ATM yesterday.I sold an upper leg against it to partially finance it at strike price 930, but the crucial thing is that it expires in 1 month.After that one month is over, if BWET is hypothetically at like 600, I might sell a call for 650. Since my 760 3 month call is still in effect, I could just recycle it into the upper leg of this new bear call spread.
>>62693458yeah it looks like they pushed a bunch of the old guard out. i dont think they deleted his videos though.
>>62693464blackmail driven social progress lol
So what's keeping nvidia from dying?
>>62693397>27 different ETFs just to underperform the market
>>62693460Yes I will see it notYou'll see
>>62693535See it you willI will not, see it that is.
>>62693527They make lots and lots of money.
Oiler Status?
>>62693536See what I will what you will not seefuckin nazithis is fascism
Someone of you linked this girl yesterday and hnng women are so cute talking about fashion n shit.Calls on apparel company stocks?
>>62693510thanks for walking me through I don't usually do spreads but this one seems a little odd to mewouldn't you sell the long dated call to offset theta? selling calls so close to being itm to finance farther dated otm calls is certainly a strategy but it just doesn't sound optimal to meyou sound like you know a thing or two though so I'm sure you'll do okay
No power hour post?
>>62693530I've had this portfolio over a year, not exactly the same because I've been tweaking it.I had a lower volatility than SPY, and outperformed QQQ.It a consistent upward grind. Today, for example, I'm flat despite everyone screaming bloody murder how much they're down.
>>62693460I can't wait to watch you not even post in the thread because you're watching in disbelief as the price of gold moves further and further against your trade faggot.
where's the fucking taco pump
>>62693546tank empty bosh
>>62693541Moisturized
>>62693541>Oiler Status?feeling oily fren
>>62693546We are surely doomed without powerhourposter.
And just like that WTI will never be above $106.69 againYou're welcome smg.
I'm absolutely financially fucked
>>62693541>Oiler Status?tankers are full fren
>>62693527Zoom out. They already had their draw down phase.Though all the FUD swirling around right now is certainly suppressing their scheduled V recovery.
>>62693572would you say you feel financially raped?
>>62693543Buy that LULU knife
>>62693227>>62693248
Oh no!
What happens if the fed doesn't raise rates tomorrow?
I think the real reason the bond yields are moving higher is the people know those good for nothing assholes at the F. E. & D are full of shit and they're unable to provide the stable inflation rate of 2% for the duration of the coupon boss.
>>62693590so uh the UK was collapsing in the 90s?weren't the 90s bullish?
Is it a new paradigm or some shit? Can’t get markets to go down more than 1% in a day? The move all happens in the first 30 minutes? What is this chink CCP market making bullshit?
>>62693590>why is their global weak buying pressure on bonds barely returning 6% during the 4th industrial revolution when stocks can go up 100% in 2 weeksI feel like you retards don't understand that AI is bigger than the fax machine and the railroad system put together.
Getting ready to slurp ...
>>62693426God he was such an embarrassment
>>62693609everyone is waiting on tomorrowhonestly I'm thinking a hike might trigger a rally or at least recover after the initial overreaction dumpI'm hedging with cash, no puts for this one
>>62693604Blueberry prices go up $1
>>62693612how? by replacing office drones?somebody still has to deal with the real world
>>62693612where's the profit boss
I slurped a lil AXON and WING today
>>62693620Everybody is thinking binary as in “hike bad pause good” but the real move is if it’s one and done or the beginning of a hiking cycle (usually always is, + 2 year 100 bps above FF)If it’s the beginning of a hike cycle it will be 2022 redux and market can easily do a -3%. If it’s 1 hike and done it’ll be green
>>62693564Stop the slop
>>62693620I got an advanced copy of the script. We're actually going to pump on the rate hike announcement. It will gap down the day after, but the initial movement is going to be green into close tomorrow boss.
>>62693625wings are the garbage part of the chicken everybody throws in the trash who gonna buy that?
>>62693581yes I need a week of semi pumps to get even again
>>62693581>would you say you feel financially raped?I prefer financially fisted, if you know what I mean.
>>62693222>buying bondsI shiggy diggy
power fifteen minutes please!!!what the fuck is happening!?!?fix this now!!!kevin!!!>>62693546sorry I was working at a coffee shop
>dawn of the final day
Chatgpt buy 100 diapdrs yes increase gdp yea just earn moneyWhat do you mean you dont have enough income to afford 10 diapers, i have to work?
why are we so sure they will hike tomorrow?
>Sandisk (NASDAQ:SNDK) shares fell nearly 5% Monday as investors considered whether the memory-chip maker could eventually pursue a stock split after its share price reached four-digit territory. So sandisk is down...... because it could in the future possibly consider a share split? Which wouldn't actually affect anything?Why is this market so fake.
>>62693644>I was working at a coffee shopMy OCD demands you post your memes promptly or I will lose my shit and start making bad trades.
>>62693645I'm scared to short in case clown world. Sitting on 100 percent cash rn and the clocks tickingWhat do frens
>>62693651Because the economy is entering an inflationary collapse>>62693654maybe next time
>>62693227I don't careWhy did that dipshit start a warWhy didn't the boomers just PAY people (millennials and zoomers) to build more refining and oil capacity.Why did they think they could suck off jews without ever making a real workable plan.For fuck's sake they're literally the meme about how the "third generation squanders the family wealth". They're so useless, selfish and stupid it's unbelievable.
everything is still so expensive
>>62693283>MFW a self inflicted energy market black swan discredits Trump and MAGA>random retard reddit memeIf Maga is 'discredited' people are just going to go total tranny death and bring about hitler.
FUCKING PUMP YOU FUCK MADARCHOD I WILL FUCK YOU BLOODY MY FUCKING CALLS ARE SHITTING FUCK BITCH YOU ARE THE FUCKING I WILL SHIT ON U STREET AND FUCK U MOTHER BITCH SHIT N PISS FUCK I WILL CALL GANESH DOWN WITH THE JUGGERNOT TO STEAMROLL YOU BITCH FUCKING GO UP FUCK BLOODY!!!!!!!!NO NOT DOWN YOU FUCKING DO NOT REDEEM THE RED CANDLE BITCH DO NOT FUCKING REDEEMEMMMM YOU ARE FUCKING COSTING ME THE IZZAT YOU BITCH BENCHOD MY VILLAGE WILL FORCE ME TO BATHE
>>62693656>inflationary collapseweird name for price gouging to make line go up
I work at NASDAQ and things aren't looking too bright right now... The CFO is about to allocate most of our treasury cash to pokemon cards.
GUYS THE BELLS COMING IM SITTING ON CASH SHILL ME SOMETHING
>>62693675Soxs
>>62693674unironically a 50000IQ move wish I had thought of it
buy the november 30 VIX calls you fucking benchods it's so painfully obvious. treasuries, munis, fucking CCC are getting killed. liquidity is going away bloody. yeah i'm sure AI "earnings" are totally not driven by credit bro
>>62693277even if I sold, there wouldn't have been anywhere else to put my money so it would have just gotten raped by inflation while I miss the reentry-slingshotI also have to pay 25% capital gains taxes so it needs to drop quite a bit before selling and then buying in becomes the superior option over just sitting through it.
>>62693675SQQQ puts 0dte
I'm sad
>>62693682Too late I shorted airlines instead
DING DING DING DING DINGHow did it go today?!?!
>>62693630the rate hike will crash the marketthere is no need at this point to hikeinflation is moderateeconomy isnt doing too well
>>62693696+1.96%
>>62693696>+.34%Had a GLD put payoff today too before the poomp. Lets go.
>>62693696+400 percent
>>62693696not good but i placed the remainder of my money on rates not being hiked tomorrow so you will know whether I have kms or not based on that.
>>62693696omg he shot marvToday: -0.86%This Week: -1.71%This Month: -2.82%This Year: +25.91%From Peak: -5.47%12 Months: +8.25%not good!
>>62693447>>62693405You'll be fine anon don't worry
>>62693696+1.96%tanker stocks im telling ya
>>62693696+0.00% gambling
>>62693696-3% (it's just VIX calls and cash to buy more VIX calls)
>>62693696im in all cash because im too pussy to buy anything
>>62693696Im rekt
There will be no rate hike. Oil is about to go negative because of the massive glut.>>626936960.22%
>>62693682Triple witching is this Friday, Anon. That's even more obvious.
>he didn't buy RETO
>>62693658The US doesn't do reserve capacity for strategic reasons. It's not profitable. The state would have to pay for reserve capacity to be maintained, which would be communism
>>62693706Its not ok to lie, yknow
>>62693698also, rate hike cycles basically always crash the marketlast time was 2022
>>62693709why wooukld you do thatt
>>62693696-0.29%
>>62693730Spy options, not lying
>>62693718If you think about it, zero is the most repeating digits possible.
>>626937341. I dont have alot to lose2. I dont think he will
>>62693652It's post-hoc nonsense don't look into it
>>626936960%>cashgangGODS
>>62693698Sorry bro but it's time to rip this bandaid off. A lot of boomers are about to lose their 401k.
>>62693729Yeah so what I said, boomers are dumbfucks.
And now we bounce back AH
>>62693726I find that pretty much nothing happens on twiple witching, it just sounds scawy.
>>62693726obvious for what?
>>62693682Vix calls are futures and if you believe the next couple weeks will be volatile buying the November VIX won't do any good. In fact it's probably already inflated right now because people have your idea.
>>62693652It’s really about how everyone realized Kioxia was like three times larger than sneedisk but nobody knew they existed until around now basically.Efficient market is a meme.
Nothing bad is going to happen, nothing ever happens boss.
I made 300 sales/buys since mid july
Bought 5 55 dollar soxs calls before close
>>62693765Yeah I believe it's like 80% efficient market, 20% hype/doomposting cycles. The 20% can temporarily outmuscle the other 80% if the hype is extreme.
>>62693612saaarrr..... not like this saaar...
>>62693762this desu. quarterly options expiry on friday matters way more>>62693764i'm certain if they did we'd be closer to 25 cash like in march. also i have no idea if it comes unpinned next week or nearer to election so it keeps the bleed off a bit
95% implied hike and everybody still thinks they won't? bizzare>>62693776plus who the fuck is gonna sell election vol in october. that's the kicker, it's hard to see it bleeding out very much even if nothing happens
Nigger market.
>>62693781>>62693776Hike is the best case scenario. If they don't hike then inflation gets worse and the long term bond yields hit the moon.
>>62693764>Vix calls are futures>
Will I ever be able to buy an affordable PC?
>>62693791Yeah if you get that income up
Anyway, why is the media doomposting all the sudden? Why did a few banks jump on the rate hike bandwagon? What's their angle here?
Why didn't you believe me? I tried to teach you to be rich
>There was once a point in the early 2000’s when the treasury had stopped issuing 30 year bonds because our budget had such a surplus it was seen as an unnecessary expense.Oh how the turn tables.
>>62693791>Will I ever be able to buy an affordable PC?Computers are just returning to their normal prices. They're plenty affordable and if it keeps more retards offline I think they should keep jacking up the prices.
>>62693800You have 200k in BNO? Geez nigga
>>62693807Nigga, the question is why you don't
>>62693806Imagine if we split into phonefag net and actual human computer user net.
>>62693809I don't deal in commodities, just not for me. But I appreciate the balls
>>62693805>>There was once a point in the early 2000’s when the treasury had stopped issuing 30 year bonds because our budget had such a surplus it was seen as an unnecessary expense.
>>62693806nobody uses computers to browse the web, unc
>>62693820I am on a computer right now boss.
>>62693788Yeah, but that’s not accounting for orange nigger doing something retarded when rates are hiked and making everything worse. Still not sure about the TACO he will pull when he threatened to cut off trade with the majority of the world if rates aren’t cut
>>62693813I don't get you niggas. Why the commodities aversion? I have been trying to convinced people to be bullish on oils for a week on here and nobody listened. What are you gonna do in a commodities supercycle? Just get raped holding stocks and bonds hoping that it will be over quick?
>>62693800there's a superglut
>The Houthis have laid mines in the Bab al-Mandab Strait, a Yemeni military source told German news agency DPAOil is never going down. You do understand that, right?
>>62693836Why do you keep just posting lies for fun
surely the guaranteed interest rate increase is priced in now and the market won't explode tomorrow, right?
>>62693836Somehow I doubt this, didn’t the Houthis say that they were only blockading Saudi ships? Doing this is going to cause Trump to nuke Yemen
>>62693823Yeah and you also post on your phone to glaze your own posts when people call you out for being a turbo faggot
>>62693844Shut the fuck up dude, we know its you
I got angry about money today and kicked my desk and now my foot hurts. I am so stupid.
>>62693843Possibly fud by the Suadis to try and and bait Trump into backing them with military support.
>>62693816The funny thing is there were even concern trolls who said the government having no debt would be le bad actually because then treasuries couldn’t be the foundation of reliable returns anymore.We’d have to rely solely on corporate bonds or something, and that’s bad or something, idk. Opinion pieces gonna opinion piece.Fast forward to today, ironically corporate bonds are still being sold more than ever anyways, like with Alphabet’s latest bond auction.
>>62693844I only did that one time posing as sktizo's love interest to fuck with him, and while it worked I actually felt a little bit of remorse so I didn't do it again boss.
>>62693858When debt gets bad a country is supposed to move it long term to handle it better. And we're moving it short term. This could not be a worse case scenario. Even Yellen not locking in 30Y rates at near 0% was a huge mistake.
>>62693856We should though? The houthis are fucking annoying, not sure why them or hezbollah should be allowed to roam around. Seems like paramilitary organizations large enough to control land should've stopped being a thing 30 years ago.
>>62693696-1.18%
Luv oil luv exas, luv USA
>>62693853>>62693861See what I mean
>>62693871This is really fucking pathetic
>>62693841It is priced in but if they announce they will have multiple hikes over the next year for example, then we could dip
>>62693875Just let him live in his little paranoid little world, as long as he stays in that world and not our world he's not hurting anybody and there's no issues boss.
>>62693880What if they announce that they will closely monitor the economy and adjust policy in the best interests of the country?
I just want to become a multi-millionaire, live off my divvies, and enjoy a life of mild excess and minimal effort. Is that too much to ask?
>>62693886I hope Kevin announces a task force to do the ground invasion to take Kharg island boss.
>>62693875
I hope kevin announces a task force to get rid of annoying fucking tripfag posters
>>62693897I hope you grow up and stop watching cartoons kiddo.
>>62693855At least not Klarna
>>62693885I'm talking about you samefagging, pretending to be mad at yourself, dork.>>62693885
Just hike those rates, get it over with, everyone expects it so I'm huffing copium that it's priced in and there's no mass panic
>>62693890That is your destiny as an American
>>62693841the market says 92% chance of a rate hike, you could call it priced in. there is still a chance kevin clowns on the market and something weird happens
>>62693900buy cast now pay later
>>62693791SNDQ gave 34.26% this week. You had ample opportunity to subsidize things with the bull run, only had to know to exit on about June 10 when people got sick of not owning the world's entire cash supply. Just look to long SNDK from about $1400 or $1500, DCA'ing just in case people chimp out and drop it back to $1100 or $900 and short around $1600, also DCA'ing in case people suddenly pump it to $1800. It's quite unpredictable now, which is why I cut my losses in June and never reentered. Kept just enough to cover my two rigs. But we're not going to lose the price fixing just 'cause the investment bubble pops. These corporations were never our friends. The circular financing claims don't explain how Nvidia keeps making billions anyway.
Destroy the S&P500 or let bond yields tear you a new asshole. Your choice, Warsh.
>>62693902I just told you. There was only one instance when we were on /bant/ where I replied to my own post. Don't be jealous that I get more (you)s than you, just decrease the quality of your posts, support israel, support President Trump, call out people for being black, tell people their investment ideas are shit and you'll be swimming in so many (you)s you might not even have time to reply to them all boss.
Imagine if they lowered lol.
There's something happening hereWhat it is ain't exactly clearThere's a man with a coin over thereA-telling me I got to beware
>>62693918That is their only option if they are not retarded and trying to rig against Trump.
>>62693890>i just want to literally make ityes that is too much to ask
>>62693275Worst President ever.
>>62693834Stocks always go up. Oil does not. Simple as.
>>62693696-3.10%
>>62693923Please, you think Warsh can't outlast the Trump administration? Trump will be impeached as soon as Democrats take both the House and the Senate.
>>62693696>DING DING DING DING DING>How did it go today?!?!
>>62693928>eternalfaithandhopeGODS
>>62693696Not great, not terrible.
>>62693696>down $285Could've been worse!
>>62693928>Stocks always go up. Oil does not. Simple as.what about oil stocks
>>62693923Sure, if they want to spike bonds even more and have our 40T in debt explode under the weight of all that interest.
>>62693931Can't find any new pics of tony since 2011
>>626936960.03%(+$787.27) TodayI can buy a Switch 2 and Fire Emblem!
>>62693942
>>62693923>rig against Trump
>>62693798Bond rates are a big deal.
When will minors get their shit together and start going up again?
>>62693923>rig against Trump.
>>62693923you cant outrig the riggler
The bond market imploding really is the best outcome for everyone involved.
>>62693953Yeah, but when they all sing in harmony it makes me suspicious.
>>62693951
>>62693765It's slightly bigger in terms of marketshare.
>Saudis cut shipments to EuropeWhy is it always Europe that gets fucked over from the US's misadventures in the middle east?
>>62693963
>>62693890It's not but you came to /smg/ where people will shill you oil at the annual highs and call for shorting tech at the july lows. And don't forget when the Next Thing becomes obvious but hasn't yet retard pumped, /smg/ will fud the fuck out of it and then the thread will be full of posters crying they hope it crashes because their 'comfy slow growth thread' was 'ruined' by 'people making money'.
>>62693606Fun fact: The UK was in a civil war in the 90s and lost.
>>62693960The next twitter cosplayer I see with this body type and cosplaying this loli, I will find and rape>she's not loli she has boobsDon't care tiny woman=loli. Suck it, nonces.
>>62693960I know to never bet against America but I litterally do not see a path out of this. Even if the world got its wish and Trump gets cholesteroled, raising taxes and dumping tarrifs just delays the inevitable. WAY to many old voters and nobody can touch their entitlements.Magats betting on inflation and 20% AI driven GDP growth which sounds retarded until you take into account theirs no other path available. 1% odds are better than 0%.
>>62693938I don't know bitch I'm not a scientist
>>62693947jeezus crimeney brother>>62693961bonds are contrarian both positioning and sentiment wise, admittedly. i've been drooling over AGNC again. i do want to probably wait until it stops going down though. imagine if yields collapse but stocks do too LMAO
>>62693989>imagine if yields collapse but stocks do too LMAOThat's exactly what's going to happen.
100% cash. There's no benefit in taking the risk. Market probably dumps. If it pumps instead there's no support and will dump the gains next week. Triple witching day on Friday. Fuck this gay market
>>62693985>seething because a woman is attractiveYou're just mad because you don't pass and ywnbaw
>>62694003If you have conviction then short
>>62693966Deserved for not doing anything while shit slowly got worse, these faggots still won't do anything either
>>62694009If you can read this wouldn't be your reply
>>62694014That's not nice...but okayyy.....just wait..
>>62694003100% cash with 18% MOM inflation? doesn't seem smart.
>>62694018Inflation doesn't matter on a day to day basis. Getting heemed in stocks does. I still collect interest on idle cash which means my money is going up no matter what.
>>62693994if yields drop then the price of ur bonds goes up tho
>>62694022u don't have to buy dopey meme stocks u can just buy like normal well run successful companies
>>62694005huh I'm not seething I'm a horny straight male who will spread his seed to small asian women and white girls with health problems that stunted their growth so they're small and auschwitz-tier like asian women. The fuck is your malfunction.Also twitter suspended me but won't tell me why.Financially speaking I hope elon gets raped too.
>>62694013I am blown away that when America started its retard trade war Europeans litterally just bent over and took it. Fucking Canada with so much more to lose was the only one to fight back. Im starting to think Europeans really are as pathetic as the Russian shills here want me to believe.
bab al mandab strait allegedly mined by houthis
>>62694031>to fight backBecause canadians are retarded and useless and 50% of their population of 45 million+5 million illegals is indian now.
>>62694029If there's a rate hike everything will get heemed initially including your value stocks. It's completely retarded to not at least have a boatload of cash waiting for a potential dip
>>62694031didn't know tanzania's toilets were so good.
>>62694018When anons say ‘cash’, they could mean a TIPS position. At least that’s what cash should mean if they aren’t rarted.
>>62694031Wtf is that map? Argentina basically does not use toilet paper as there are bidets in 99% of bathrooms. But when you do, you flush it
>>62694031honorary aryans...
>>62693696-1.11%>>62694039> cash waiting for a potential dipI still have margin left to use
>>62693966 you outlawed or regulated away the vast majority of ALL domestic resource production. You’re a clown vassal of the the few real countries on earth. Norway is essentially the only non retard among you.
>>62694057>green idColour of my port tomorrow btw
usd-jpy at 155 and it's rising will they intervene again?
>>62694038Huh?>>62694051100%. Tanzania was German and their generals all had WW1 Prussian mustaches and haircuts in the Uganda war.
>>62693966Didn't help trump with Iran
TURN ON CNNIT'S A 2% HIKE
>>62694064not soon, shorts annihilated, i actually considered shorting at 153.50. probably still free money at 154 desu
>>62693696down 0.7%
Breaking: Trump is nuking my portfolio
>>62694085>>62694085>>62694085
>>62694078NEUROPOSTER I WANT TO KISS YOU ON THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS
>>62694022Great companies may lose stock price but they'll bounce sooner or later.I'll just hold and if it crashes I'll buy more.
>>62694066What fucking year are you living in coming to 4chan and posting stupid shit like this, jeet.
>>62693785kek saved
>>62693812That's a socket 478, you got to spit on it to stuff in them pins man
>>62693698alraedy priced in
>>62693966Euro-sissies dont have the balls or unified leadership to be taken seriously.
>>62693966We don't have the big toys.
