temporary is a relative term edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62693207
My 401k is down by 3.5%
>>62694085This guy is straight with a wife BTWhttps://youtube.com/shorts/asc49XriaIU?si=gfEJmcYF3KFFTFrl
>>62694092oh no it's over wait did u just open it like last week or what? my 401k is so far up it would take a big one to go in the red
Friwnds gf is working in hospital in berlin and she works in the part of the building that makes female to male transitions with plastic surgery funded by public healthcare lol
Posting so my next post isn't 1pbti
>>62694103Why is he still with her
>>62694103Diabolic shit
SHE NEEDSWIDE OOPEEEN SPACES
>>62694106>Her
>>62694030>Also twitter suspended me but won't tell me why.Loliposting? Speaking of I caught a string of bans recently for posting content which several years ago was np to post. Nevermind the casual teenage nudes on r9k a decade ago or cp dumps before that. Jannies need to be purged.Anyways TRLV under $10 is a buy and Loona Hi High is suicide code and I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=846cjX0ZTrk
>>62694105>1pbti
>>62694106Shes just working there to earn money, shes studying psychology
you know at this point I think a rate freeze would be more bearish than a hike you would know they plan to shock the economy the meeting after the election
>>62694120Well she better skimp out on testosterone
If they do raise rates by a meager 25 basis points what happens then? They can't keep kicking this can down the road any more right? Like I'm all in cash waiting for the big slurp but I feel like this is going to be a massive 10 year decline like bro can't I fucking get a fucking break ever?
>>62694103I knew a bitch in Cleveland who drew portraits of women's mastectomy scars from FTM troon surgery. She was a flat chested 4/10 who was chronically dependent on male approval, I'm almost positive she made those drawings out of spite for other women with bigger tits.
>>62694098kek a nuke could go off and Tom Lee would see it as bullish somehow
>>62694120>woman educated in psychologyHopefully not a child psychologist... if it's just woman-to-woman yeah sure whatever do your thing honey
>>62694124why didn't you invest in GEL-denominated 2 year bonds at close to 10% instead of holding cash?
>>62694114I caught 9 months of bans on /v/ for posting this pic. No links, no loli posting, just pic related. The difference is 2007 b was white, and now the world is brown. So very very brown and tradcath.
>>62694127Dunno man there pretty deranged shizos out there wirh voices in their heads
>>62694126True, but isn't that his strength!
>>62694131>HOW DARE YOU FIND THAT 16 YEAR OLD HOT!!!!
Now that bonds are finished and will probably go extinct as a concept, what's gonna replace them? Gold?
>>62694140gold bond
>>62694128What am I, a fucking magician? I got into oil at 20 a barrell but now I don't trust this shit administration in the government and federal reserve. I may as well just buy miners and silver and sit on my tucked in fupa until it inevitably moves up.
>>62694144Any silver mine tips?
Japan had like 60+% of gov debt owned by gov for a decade now and noone really gave any shits. There's still enough road to kick the can down for years.
>>62694157Those were bonds, they're dead now
>>62694140Asian pussy
>>62694152>Any silver mine tips?Bayhorse
>>62694124>can't I get a breakLolLmaoIf I just recklessly yolo'd my money the last 2 years into latest meme I would have 10xed several times. GDXU. Micron. Trumpcoin. Gold, stocks crypto. Whatever was reckless and wet and wild.If I had just worked diligently since college at a crappy low tier office job and saved everything living like a roach, I'd be up half a million from where I am.The reality is there is no winning. No 'decade of prosperity' where making it is merely a will of working overtime and investing it all into your side biz until your dream of selling lemon flavoured dildos to sour enthusiasts makes you a millionaire.
>>62694144>got into oil at 20 a barrellprobably about time to sell and take the nearly 6x return
>>62694162Fuck, I have to for lulz. Imagine if I made bank well the other Anons went broke.
SHE RODE A HORSE INTO MY HEADSHE WON'T DIIIIISCIPLINE THE CHIIILDREN
>>62694140doesn't brics already have a working commodities backed settlement system? if so I would look into what they are backing it with. non brics countries are going to rush to stockpile once the jewish confetti dies.
>>62694114I'm the anon that called you a troon in the last thread. I thought you were attacking smol women and loli shaming. Sorry for assuming you were some pearl clutching zoomer.
>>62694178>if I made bankRumor has it they are getting ready to get ready to draft an application for a mining permit practice run. In the meantime you can rent their Steinert ore sorter which was only used for photo ops. It was for sale once but I no longer have the craig's list ad.
They won’t hike tomorrow they’d bankrupt the government, hiking into transitory inflation is forboden trust the science, 2pm we moon! >>62694152No they’re to low margin and are being raped by diesel prices, gold minors are still fine and if we don’t enter a world recession will continue to print cash, do buybacks etc
>>62694144Did you get in with long dated contracts or did you invest in oil related equities?Congrats btw, I’m just curious about the commodity world.
>>62694190Was some other anon.Anyways can we talk about stocks? What you buying, what you selling, what's your plan?I'm up 20% on oil majors, down 7% on minors and think gold will need until Q1 next year to start going up again. Plan on adding to minors, also may as well buy some bitcoin around Oct 6th (the old magic date which has been frontrun this cycle).
>>62694196>30,000 tonsthat little fucker's gonna need a dozen belt changes and a couple motors lmao
>>62694125she sounds like an absolute BABE
>>62694201I believe another anon - no TACO today because no hike tomorrow
>>62694211She sucked dick like she needed it to live
>>62694210>gonna need a dozen belt changes and a couple motors lmaoNo maintenace is required when its never used, other than photo ops. Its as good as new.
ngl senpai the market is looking extremely concerning
>>62694212we are getting a 25 bepis joke and trump will have a 16 hour melty. screencap this.
>>62694188Nothing dumber or broker than a stacktard
made it to indiana, did about 370 miles today, not a lot but it's just my 2nd day back on the road, and driving through ohio is such a pain. i have not seen an attractive woman for 48 hours. thinking about you babe, how much i'd like to turn south pick you up and extend my trip.anyways financially speaking gemini says that a rate h*ke is essentially priced in, and that the market will move based on the dot plot tomorrow. warsh should do the right thing and hold them steady but gemini tells me it's nearly a sure thing. my ai assistant says if the dot plot says one and done then the market should go green. personally i think they should hold off, and everyone cheering for them doesn't know what they are talking about or what we could be in for if they do
>>62694224nobody cares seek help
>>62694201>diesel pricesGood call.
>>62694214wife material
DARSHDARSHKEVIN DARSH
>>62694207I'm all in XRP and silver. I just come here because it's the only active general on this board and not constantly being derailed by shillbots and unironic schizos like /pmg/ and /xsg/.
>Crude oil futures in Shanghai are currently $138.50 a barrel
>>62694237That sounds a tad bit concerning.
>>62694237>WTI $105https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVKsph40ptg
>>62694230To be fair I think we are healing from 2021. Except /tv/
YODELEYAHOOOOOOOOOOOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h12F120ffYg
My puts ratio is higher then my call ratio. And what does this rigged market do? Start going up then slam sideways. But if I have more calls and no puts it slams down. Why is the secret society so against people feeding their family fuck is wrong with these people. And they are hard to reach so you cant blow their sick heads off.
>>62694249My family is more important
oil prices and interest rates are way too high and the nasdaq is way too low. libra season starts in a week though and it can't come soon enough.
Just solded my semis and gold stocks I'm a terrible trader and made a meager 40% in 3 years. I have a bunch of crypto I want to sell as well.Lately reading a lot of oil and robotics. ¿What are you gentlemen slurping this season? taking timeoff and fuck off from the market for a month is also considered.
Where's the babe guy
Alright lads.What do you think will happen if Elon decides to merge SpaceX with Tesla?Will I still get to keep my shares in the new company?..or be offered some retarded fixed price deal?Bit worried ngl.
>>62694261indiana -_-'
>>62694263I think buyout price
>>62694243Amazing how the market is so inefficient, with the price of diesel and petrol one would think the price of crude would rise too, you know given the crack spread is the highest ever, almost like crude oil futures in the US are being suppressed
>>62694257>taking timeoff and fuck off from the market for a month is also considered.I'm holding cash pulling in .3% for the month in interest. If we get a bloodbath tomorrow, going balls deep into selling PLTR puts around the 150 strike.
>>62694103Just following orders in germany
>>62694263what makes you think that would happen and to what certainty and on what timeframe I can't read your mindwhat advantage would there be to having 1 company when you can have 2 and sell pointless leftover dogshit from one to the other whenever you need to help me see the bigger picture where things only ever get worse
$minem in the air tonight
>>62694271>buyout priceNot sure how that works on Trading 212.I guess they send me an email or automatically liquidate my position or some shit?Will be pissed if this is the case, because I planned on holding for the next 5 years until Terafab started producing and it 20x'd.
>>62694140HRL dividends. BOW TO THE KING
NIGGERS btw
>>62694279I don't know.Some anons here said it could happen, and just saw a video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROHzb1r9rdIWhere Elon has cryptically said he wouldn't rule out a merger.I wanted to hold for another 5 years. Don't really like the idea of having to sell my investment early.
using my cash bags to lift weights and get jacked from all these cash bag gains don't @ me
I went for a walk and saw this guy by the riverSurely seeing him is a good omen for the markets and my portfolio tomorrow... right?
I remotely viewed space x in the 120 range
>>62694257Hold the crypto, inflation is back.Im down 66% on my Chinese robotics, so I guess now is a good time to buy?
Buy oils. They are still doing price suppression. The world is on fire right now and nobody care about goytoken. If you miss this chance, don't blame me when you end up in the permanent underclass
>>62694299Anthropic Marketcap?
>>62694282W-What happens on Friday then?
>>62694312
Tomorrow is NJ day
>>62694274to be fair alot of refineries are exploded, but yeah it's nuts. others have said it but it does seem years of stonk up and recursive calculator trading has diminished proper capital allocation into a trend following shitfest. so long as political understanding of supply/demand persists all will be well but it's getting very shaky innit>>62694282just realized LEN reporting after FOMC is a bit odd?
>>62694294Well it's good to take in info and use that to inform decisions. You don't know, what do you think and/or feel? Do you have an opinion on the matter? What would you do if you were Elon? Are these silly questions?>>62694297Regal, immovable, and calculating (my personal unfiltered opinion on that jpeg)No idea what that means for your portfolio but its probably good
>>626943054t
>>62694314That's my food brokers
>>62694219Why would the fed crash the market when it will do nothing to the underlying cause of inflation, trumps right they should lower rates until oil prices stabilize or they’ll end up having to do a massive QE which will again cause massive inflation
>>62694324*Foid
I KISSED AND BEAR AND I LIKED IT
Think we should have solded. Rate hike will ruin everything!
>>62694326I'm not the smartest guy around, but what if instead of a rate hike we did a temporary rate spike? Warsh comes out and says well be increasing 500 bepis points but only until Monday next week and then we go back to what it was before. If gas goes down over the weekend then we'll know if rates are driving the price of fuel. Then we can go from there. Btw, how do I get onto the reserve board? I think I have some great ideas.
DREAD ITRUN FROM IT
>>62694333Get this man into congress right now.
>>6269433310% rates for exactly 1 month would be kino
>>62694333Okay but if he says for how long that's telegraphed
>>626943260.25 wont do anything except show that Kevin isn't a complete bitch and calm down the 30 year.Right now they are kind of fucked as you are completely right, you should never hike into an energy crises, but the bond buyers for good reason completely think Trump and America are a joke so they are driving the bus.If you have a better plan to lower 30 year bond rates Bessent is desperate.
>>62694300painful, how do you sleep at night?
WORST SINCE 2008>>62694332Yes3 months ago in fact
>time limited job/seasonal job>hiring immediately>applied almost 10 days ago>they just now got back to meHow are they so fucking bad at thisevery recruiter is dogshit, it's amazing
>>62694105Hilarious
Test
>>62694326A quarter hike won’t crash the market. A literal energy shock hasn’t done so, and earnings are strong.
>>62694355This is the second time China just fucked me (baba, jp). Last time I at least made the right call to cut and run. This time I like robots so much I dont think even the Eunachs can fuck them up, so I have faith. We will see.Robots building robots building robots is juicy.
I’ve consumed copious amounts of interracial pornography.
>>62694358But I FOMOd into BN before closing instead because line had gone down for long time and what goes down must go up. Hike will ruin my expert analysis
>>62694374....What kind...
>>62694374>t.
Warsh knows by know this shits fucked and Bussy is gonna ruin him. Hike or no, he better stress test his small banks hard because these books are starting to stink.
>>62694375>BN dumping into its earnings>DHI pumping into BN earnings
>>62694257>whatI explained it in another thread but some anon told me AI is played out and too expensive.
>>62694374>BULL ABSOLUTELY RAPES BEARS IN THE ASS!
>>62694326It doesn't matter what the Fed does now, they're losing control of the market. They already lost control of inflation years ago. They are just trying to maintain the illusion of our failed Keynesian sham economy until the next election cycle.
nooticing alot of 1pbtid today commenting on FOMC
>>62694393Oh God I'm gonna fooooooooooooomc
>>62694392i swipe the card and i get things just fine boss. all the wagies just keep getting up in the morning and making things nice for me too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnJM_jC7j_4
>>62694393that's me I'm rolling id colors to influence the fedstarting with a lucky id might really be able to make a difference in outcomestrust me it could workyou hear me darsh
>>62694406What country? I've got plenty of goypoints on my card, but the things I like are always out of stock.
>>62694326they have to pretend to at least care about the dollar.
>>62694412i would say based if you're rolling for a 50bps hike but it appears you want a cut. disgusting
>>62694420usa but it was the same in germany, italy, france, holland, england
>>62694362Your application was at the bottom of the stack, makes sense.
God I hope these retards do a rate cut. Just so I see it go the same way and end up with 90% inflation.
Hi smiggas, just got my first paycheck from my first real serious job, I am a big boy goy now. What do I invest it in?
>>62694435idk KLAR if you want to lose money
>>62694432Hiring asap would imply they should have finished a week ago.
>>62694392>>62694425That’s the point they absolutely do not have to pretend to care because the entire world has accepted that the US has sudo infinite money and the fed will bail the system out with complete disregard for monetary policy hence for the charade to continue warsh should fuck off
>>62694435VOO if you want to be a big boy.
why would any sane white man read all of this shit? ne might name them niggers even
>>62694441it's "pseudo" babe
>>62694435
>>62694435CRDO at market close Friday
>>62694451>he doesn't sudo
>>62694393Don't belittle them, they're just trying to learn more.
>>62694465looks like a penis on the left LOL
>>62694466you saw a shirtless dude and thought about penises by the way
>>62694468Well maybe I did
>>62694468but naked men typically have naked penises? It would be weirder if you saw it and thought "Ha, BOND yields lmao"
>>62694474Ohhh I get it
Full port QQQI after FOMC. Time to income. Fuck this faggot market.
Between crypto and tech today my portfolio is in fucking shambles Jesus. Fuck this fucking orange monkey
I’m binge watching professor jiang but I’m not using it as investment advice
>>62694477How does this compare to QQQM?
>>62694480What draws you to it then?
>>62694479Just keep lump sum investing every week. It'll be fine.
>consumers are suffering from poor wages and high prices>lets make it even worse Hiking right now is retarded, even nigger powell wasn't that stupid
>>62694486I love conspitard content. Been a fan since 9/11
Did they actually announce a ratehike or is this news coming from a Delhi shit gutter?
>>62694487>DCA lump sumTHATS NOT WHAT THAT MEANS
>>62694484There are a few differences. Ask an AI to get all the details. For crab and bear, QQQI is what you want. For bull, QQQM is better. Both will make you money.
>>62694492It's what people expect...
>>62694489you realize cumflation and rates are inversely related right?>>62694492Just high odds on betting sites atm but itd be crazy if they didnt with prices shooting up
IF KOSPI ISN'T GREEN I WILL RAPE A BANKER
It is too late to invest in UGA or CRAK?
>futures
>>62694489Hiking is supposed to bring down inflation, but the paltry 25bps hike they have planned won't do anything when real inflation is 20%. They should just skip the hike and say "fuck your grocery bill, let them eat semiconductors" to rally the market higher and drop the pretense of a dual mandate.
>transitory fuel prices
>>62694376He said inter-racial not inter-species
Canada's stock market will double over the next few years.How do I know? The left wing party put a goldman sachs banker in charge of the country and he was able to pass full expensing for capex, cut government employees and privatizing major assets without suffering any political blowback.Canada is 2% of global GDP but only 1% of equity index valuations. With commodities booming, data centre buildout, increasing demands for energy and security, investors will rotate some money back into Canada. Easy 1-2 bagger by buying Canadian index funds.
Just buy the dip, goy.>>62694496oh yea I'm gonna call it periodic lump sum investing.
>>62694434This is the counter point though. Counter point to all neoliberalism really. This populist kleptocrat hearded his retard followers just like Trump is doing. They are happy to accept insane inflation to own the city elites. Thing though is Turkeys economy is doing ok and they are one of the few nations to drastically shrink their debt. Erogden won. People wont harm themselves for the good of the country, but they will harm themselves to own the libs. So the trick is combine it.Macron as smart as he is could never achieve that.
KEVIIIINDARSHKEVIN DAAAARRSHHDARSH
>>62694522"There's no inherent meaning to life because reducing life to a tool or symbol is deeply disrespectful to life itself. Just embrace who you are and enjoy the journey. I enjoy gambling in the stock market, so I play
>>62694509>Spent $400 on temu>All polyesterDidnt even know what that shit was except as a punchline in 90's sitcoms.>>62694517I think Im going to buy 100k of Bayhorse Silver tommorow. I just got a hunch.
>>62694515>not until six yearGEEEEEEZ
>>62694527Hey Camus, get off the internet.
>>62694532>Bayhorse Silvermight as well
We are Ving, and right before my paycheck came in before i could slurp too. I am physically incapable of buying anything that isn't dipping
>>62694533Its probably fake from the shitty grammar
>>62694541but i did look in the mirror this morning
>>62694537go into margin you pussy
>>62694474Lmao
>>62694515Lol wtf this can't be true
in warsh's last promo he was pretty hawkish, and in his first two bookings he got a lot of heat from the market, unless he wants to cement his reputation as a heel needs to get over quick, think we're gonna have a pop tomorrow.
jerome plz
Gas is reaching levels never seen before
>>62694582Do people even remember Trump's last midterms? Same shit happened—Powell raised rates and the market crashed right into Christmas
>>62694596Pretty sure that was jpow doing the kikes bidding. He ran the printer for like 2 years straight after that then didnt even act like it was a problem, calling it transitory, until he had to do the steepest rate hiking in history.
Not hiking will blow up bond yields
>>62694596I want this so fucking bad but everyone wants a dip so Im not expecting it.
>>62694596yeah seems like we're gearing up for round 2 of pandemic level economic nonsense.
>>62694103>makes female to male transitions with plastic surgery funded by public healthcareThen one day for NO REASON AT ALL...
>>62694603Awful take. Only Goy since Volker, not hiking in 2011-2018 was the jews bidding.
>>62694612So what? Jerome was just another shabbos goy. If you think the Fed has ever been independent of politics and jewry, you're delusional
>>62694617>Not hikingJewish>HikingJewishWhat the fuck are you even trying to say?
>>62694612I said he did their bidding....
>>62694515>>62694533
>>62694619Kill yourself, poorfag.You might be right that all fed moves are Jewish, but than just say that.
If only /smg/ knew how bad things really are.
>>62694622>>62694619nm, Im having this same conversation with someone much stupider in another thread.
>>62694632Go on...
>>62694504it's over memorybro, memory will never be green again. People would rather forget.
>>62694517Lucky me, I'm a Canadian who only buys index funds to begin with (VDY XEI XEQT)
>>62694640Canada is the worst managed country in the world
>>62694648Nothing is going to get better until Israel is destroyed
>>62694642a sloppy wet blowjob is what's best for me if you don't mind
>>62694648*was
Im obsessed with peanut butter & fluff snackers lately. Fortunately ive lost a bunch of weight this year.
>>62694677Selling at a loss is infinitely gayer
>>62694648Africa exists (yes, every single african country).And so does Br*tain
>>62694677It's gay to not know the answer to that
Is he a jumpscare for you? Or is he like merry Father Christmas bringing green days to your port?
>>62694686No african countries are welcoming a jeet flood and they are converting to christianity. Long term bullish for bloody cannibal bush niggers
>>62694686I'm American so I don't know what either of those are
>>62694517I bought some CNDU which is like the SSO of the Canadian market
>>62694715How do I report a 4chan user to ICE? Anyone? 90% chance this dude's overstaying his student visa
>>62694125Men had evolutionary pressure to work as a team, women did not. Everything about women's social behavior is about throwing each other under the bus.
>>62694711Tianenmen Square
so I should be panic selling everything at this point, right?
Slow thread
>>62694728Ain't seeing it boss>>62694729I believe after the rate hike is done there will be a fake pamp. You can sell then and don't be tempted to buy in.
>>62694217Shut up, pedophile.And goddamn shut up about Jews.
>>62694741its a lil hop
I'm not going to lie to you. Some of you aren't going to make it. Tomorrow is going to be hell. They're going to unleash the 25 bepis point economy crusher ass raper nuclear megahike. Some of you never even stood a chance. Your fragile, human bodies and leveraged positions are gonna get ripped apart like the Hellraiser movies. Skinned alive. Weird sexual shit, too. The odds aren't good. No one has got this close to a rate hike and survived before. But tomorrow, some of us are going to live. And we will tell stories of the brave souls who were totally vaporized and buttdevastated.
just woke up. sprung for 3 ladyboys last night with some oil futures gains. pretty wild. when is the history peace deal dropping?
>>62694753You're full of shit
When does the dipping stop?
>>62694753did you really butt fuck some HIV positive trannys?
>>62694742
>>62694766It's not even a big deal now there's a drug that basically hides the HIV and can make you test negativo
>>62694770slopper would know
>>62694704Obviously I already know the answer, I'm just trying to see if you do.
>>62694765Your waifu is hot. Would inseminate her/10
>>62694750gemini says it might be a lot different than that
>>62694750I'm more worried about Friday and the combined effects of a rate hike and surging oil. The good news is this can easily be a very short term problem.
>>62694750Already priced inAnything less than a 75 bepis hike and we mega pump tomorrow. No hike and we hyper giga pump for sure.Screenshot this post!
>>62694604Based retard
>>62694785This is the danger of relying on AI. Everyone uses the exact same LLM models and asks the exact same questions. They all get the exact same "100% SAFE" green signal, and the entire market piles onto the exact same side of the trade.
D-ARSHHKEVINDAAARSHHHH
>>62694742>STOP NOTICING DAMN YOU GOYIM!!!!!!!!!!!Shut up lamp
>>62694750lol 25 is priced in already when the unemployment numbers came out last week now if they go big with 50 that might move the needle
>>62694810the nasdaq hasn't made a new high in 3 months and semiconductors are in a bear market. nobody is "piling in," they've been hitting the bid since june
>>62694674i ate at least 1000 calories worth of peanut butter today, i just couldnt stop when i started. i feel really bad about myself right now but i know im going to do the same thing again tomorrow holy fuck
>>62694817Bear market
shit needs to start going up again soon or i'm gonna run out of money
>>62694785>using free Gemini>not subbing to ChadGPTInexcusable tbdesu
>>62694828I already called it going up a few hours ago and the market listened as always
fuck the bond(age) market. Cut the rates!!
>>62694814Noticing what?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhmJVDxdgZUwth u guys said zitron was a crank and no one else believed ai is a bubble
Buy MSFT GOOG SPCX and NVDAThank me later
>>62694833things might be going up a lil now
>>62694836exactly
>he went short because of muh rate hikesnothing personal smigger
>>62694836This, it’s too late to intervene let the good times roll
>>62694820Kek
>>62694848thisfuck the naysayers
>>62694820Teddy brand is the best for thism tastes like ball park peanuts in butter form
We need a Volcker tier solution to this fucking clownworld gay and retarded fake economy. But we passed the critical mass of Jewishness sometime around 2012, the Mayan calendar was actually correct it’s like some Rev 2:9 Mayan end times nigger kike Jew retard nigger-prophecy. While I have your attention, AI will never make anyone money besides the hardware companies, data center contractors and MAYBE Goog can figure out how to squeeze a profit out of it
>oil up way too much to buy anything>gold down but not down enough after the august pump>tech down but not down enough to be a good buy right nowFuckeverything
>>62694859INFERENCEAI to be profitable must be profitable for the middling masses with a credit card and a dumb idea for an internet business
>>62694859I'm already paying Sam Altman 20 bucks a month for a chat bot that generates smiggers so what do you say to that boss?
>>62694859The shares of those companies will make everyone money which is all that matters in this economy- see Tesla
Do I sell my TQQQ and buy SSO then buy the tqqq back later in the year? $300k ish worth
>>62694863No one is paying for that shit, the niche jobs it ends up helping make more productive will pay for premium model access with lots of compute credits, so best base scenario is it’s a 100billion a year revenue for the entire token spend?
Trump will nuke Iran after the midterms
gold doin a lil sum
Jesus it’s worse than I thought…2026 projected enterprise token spend is 2.5 billion, a rounding error for MSFT or GOOGThe private citizen token spend will be 2 billion….There you have it 4 billion in revenue for 800 billion in investment spending… BUT ITS TOTALLY SCARY WATCH Out!!! We better slow down (they are broke)
My company spends tens of thousands of dollars on AI every month. There's 12 of us
>>62694227In another life, in another life. She moved somewhere out west and went crazy from what I heard.
>>62694889How can they be broke if they don't have any costs?
>>62694870ready to pay a big ass tax bill for nth?
>>62694902Dario pls go
>>62694902what do u mean they don't have any costs? ai turned software into a majorly capex heavy industry, you'd think they were pumping oil out of the ground or putting stuff in space, instead of writing text on a screen.
>>62694914Has AI expenditure reached the cost of the Apollo missions? I honestly would not be too surprised.
>>62694915ai is so fucking mid it's cringe for the love of god crank rates and end this farce
>>62694914It's a meme. They aren't counting all of their costs
derisk
Lmao
>>62694934oh man that is fucking grim like chatbots are kinda neat kinda useful but like they put a man on the moon in the 60s dude think about how insane that is and get this they "livestreamed" it on fucking tv, that was kinda insane kinda peak
>>62694934lol, all for some slopppa and porn drawings
QCOM went up, contradictory to the matket
>>62694920higher rates won't do anything to ai, the roi is too strong. it will hurt all the other low margin low growth highly competitive businesses that employ everyonea couple weeks ago we were discussing mtg and i said i was reinstalling, just hit mythic for the month, i'll give another update if i make top 250
>>62694934First of all the moon landing was fake, secondly you're using AI to justify itself. Look, it even used Gemini both in the cost of the NASA missions and in the Google data centre cost
>>62694978>Look, it even used Gemini both in the cost of the NASA missions and in the Google data centre costBest be trolling
>>62694934What did the apollo mission do for me personally?
>>62694998>schizos spent decades arguing over whether we really went to the moon, why we never went back, why has NASA done nothing >it must be da jooz>in reality all the NASA money went to gibs Did you guys know black women are the reason we went to the moon?
>>62694677I stand by any guy who wants to stick their dick with anything with a penis is an absolute fag, but wanting to be used as a flesh light by Poison is 100% hetero.I also matched with this on tinder. So fucking rough out their I even condidered it for 30 seconds.
Early reports coming out that Houthis may have naval mined the Babby Al Manbabbyy strait a few hours ago
>>62695007>da joozPost nose
>>62694963>MTG
>>62694870I sold the same amount at 74 three months ago. Hoping for a midterm dip. I dont know man, Im a broken record about it but the 10 year at 5% does not bode well. I do have 300k in koru though so...
The war is fucking retarded & Jewish but I can't wait until fossils are replaced and we stop depending on goatfuckers and Russians for energy. Feels like every other inflationary supply side shock since the end of WW2 has been because of goatfucker embargoes.
>>62695008would, i would have babies with her and let her take 50% of my 100 dollars networth
>>62695017Hey now, having cheap and plentiful energy (nuclear) is antisemitism
Intuitive Surgical (ISRG) is it a buy??
>>62695017Fossils as fuel source can be replaced. Extremely expensive and difficult, but possible, hypothetically.But nothing will realistically replace the cheap utility of plastics and other non-energy petrochemical products.
>>62694928One time stock compensation I think is fair to ignore, training absolutely not. I cant get an answer if this includes the trillion dollar training cost or not.
>>62695019100%, if it was a her. That is the rub.
>>62694998wtf is this picture? is this real? of course I would pay 1.5x what it costs to feed a child so I can feed an astronaut. Is the $8 meant to last more than a day? It does sound high for the 60s
>>62695024You don't need to train if you ban new models through fear and under the table agreements with the other companies to also stop training too. Then you can make all that sweet inference money while secretly training under the table on the hush hush.
>>62695028oh
>>62695009reports are coming in that world problems don't exist they're all a ploy to manipulate the market as these so called problems have a disproportionate impact on the market relative to their actual economic impact.great depression -> big dip but nothing happenedbig short themed economic meltdown -> magically disappeared months laterThese are just tools used by them to steal your money. Nothing happens
>>62694765its stopped already
>>62695039reports coming in
>>62695021Interesting stock, its not bad. First story is how they are getting into gynecology which is funny to picture.>>62695034I listened to Dario on a podcast, I like him. I also know RSI paper clip machine though far away is a real serious possible threat. You are probably right though. Used to think you all were distrustful schizos but what Citedel did to Aschenbrener completely out in the open with zero repercussions is insane.
Buying puts 30 mins before the rate hikes. 0DTE, what am I in for?
>>62694934ai is more impressive and significant an accomplishment, and im a spacefag
>>62695047I feel like there is a lot of shills but this is the chatter.>>62694403
>>62695055Thanks I'm going to ask them now and get someone to enable my reckless decision with a half assed schizo theory
QUICK SOMEONE BAKE
What's this all about?https://youtu.be/sZ200pAvEiE?si
>>62695063Plenty of life here
dont bake, im eating right now while watching the page refresh>>62695063
>>62695069I made some burgers with fresno peppers and garlic mixed in on some kaiser rolls
gold and silver going upmarket is realizing the fed wont hike
>>62695022Nazimaxx with synthetic plastics.
>>62695078yeah I can't really explain this random midnight pump, albeit a small pump.
>>62695080Isn't China making a lot of plastic from bamboo?
>>62695078You're stupid. We're doing a 50 bps hike
>>62695078>>62695083us crude oil reserves go up -> gold and silver up
Am I too late has the cut been priced in already?
>>62695093It was 53% yes 3 days ago.https://kalshi.com/markets/kxfeddecision/fed-meeting/kxfeddecision-26sep
>>62695092where are oil reserves going up?
>>62695102the voices in my head told me
>>62695090Volker, is that you? We missed you so much.
>>62695104fucking retard
>>62695108u mad baggie
>>62695110what expansionlevels are still at record lowswhat is this stupid shit
>>62695113oil reserve up
>>62695120where?https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=PET&s=WCSSTUS1&f=W
>Kash Patel defending bestiality on the recordmy jeet stocks going up sars
>>62695126there's a glut of oiloil to $0
>>62695078Jews know to fake pump it then rip its face off tomorrow for a real scalping
>>62695132>the sources saidwell, guess that settles that then
>>62695140The source is American Petroleum Institute, published by Reuters
>>62695142okthanks
I'm nervous for tomorrow
>>62695076Nice
new thread doko
This guy must be a genius, market hasn't reacted at all to the oil glut he has talking about for 3 months, so ahead of his time.
>Let me tell you how I saved America from an Iranian Oil Shock
I feel like that clown world meme where the guy puts on more and more make up>"Who would ever want to short a stock or trade on margin and leverage? Foolish.">"This penny stock lost so much value and I'm down $2,000 in a single trade, AAAAAA">"This Russian oil company got delisted, fuck. I wish I sold when I had the chance">"Maybe I'll learn options, I'm going to make so many cool spreads!">"Maybe I'll learn forex. Whoops, there goes another $200 account. Oh well, my own fault">"Oh, looks like I lost another $5k on options this year. What a silly market to be in. I wonder how normalfags feel"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QA_HFhHdS4w&t=18snon-zero chance he is ITT
>>62695170>Karla Marxa blvd
>>62695106You buy puts. Now.
>>62695179>4Chan
>>62695177kekjust stay cashhigher rates mean more interest in your HYSA king
>>62695177HODL, diamond hands on Russian stonks will be rewarded.
Please God.
>physical oil in Europe above $130 a barrelYeah this shit is fucked.
Niggers btw
>>62695199I'm deep into energy and PMs / material producers right now, I moved 7-9% cash into etfs a few weeks ago
>>62695224Cyclists stay winning, total cager genocide.
>>62695142Oh, just like last time when there was a build and the IEA the very next day contradicted these numbers, lmao. This build is not what you think it is.But hey, it's like when you remove costs, suddenly you have 80% margins and are profitable!
>>62694750I've thought it's already priced in balls deep.Shocking it wasn't priced in.
>>62695227I ride electric public transport. Technically it runs on coal but that's going up as well. Wonder what the price for a yearly ticket is gonna be next year.
>>62695224lmao wagies, im staying at home today collecting my oil divies
>>62695241>Technically it runs on coalUnfortunately, so do a lot of white women
>>62695225
>you now remember go pro
>>62695264It's still up bigly. If you bought when it was shilled, had an accident and woke up from a coma today you'd still be up 100%.
Bonds bonds bonds why can't you leftists ever talk about something else?
>>62695268bond is a future contract for cash and inflation will never be bellow 2-3% if orange nigger refuses to cut government spending, only reason that bellow 2% interest rates were possible before, is because USA had power to force other countries to buy its bonds, but today situation is changing rapidly, thus bond markets start to collapse
>>62695266>now I will turn the cope up a notch
>>62695285I never bought it. But $1.3 > $0.6.
hypothetically if there is a rate hike, what does that mean for the dip buying strategy? do indices get oversold allowing profitably dip slurping? how long should one wait before slurping the dip? dip slurper replies only
>>62695292Priced in, we pamp.
So, which bank got sanctioned by Bussy on monday?
Enova Gay (ENVA) heh
>>62695292we will be rate hiked, lads
>>62695317So why are we pumping pre market?
>>62695321Final masturbation session before Vesuvius erupts.
>>62695321why not, 0.25 is already priced in and does nothing in general, market rates are already higher than fed target
My positions keep exchanging pluses and minuses and I'm ultimately stuck in a crab. I suppose I should be happy that I'm hedged this well.
>>62695321It's largely priced in, and a lot of institutions believe the fed needs to hike to remain credible - a credible fed is bullish
>>62695353>year 6 of """""""""""""""""""""transitory""""""""""""""""""""" inflation>credibleThis general is so deluded.
>>62695321the news hasn't hit yet
>>62695317Polymarket is never right
>>62695364okie dokie
>>62695364The Fed is never right.
>rake hike is priced in>spy mostly red past 2wks
+50bps trust the plan
>>62695361nothing's broken and despite it all the typical american trusts their government, so yes, credible
>>62695392What a FUCKING clueless retard.
>>62695399>no rebuttal
>>62695392if the typical american trusts government, why vote against "BIG GOVERNMENT"And where's the 2 trillion, Elon?
>>62695406>why vote against "BIG GOVERNMENT"it's all theatre
>>62695406Please tell me this doge merch ads is not real
>>62695415I specifically kept it in the screenshot for comedic effect
The reason the fed is hiking is because unemployment is low.
>>62695406I still can't believe he came up with fucking DOGE as a name and then everyone got up and clapped.
>>62695346Man that's really sad.
SMISGTRODAMUS HERE WITH THE FUTUREWTI is in a cup & handle, we've had the cup here come's the selloff handle down to $95.That means a relief rally for 2 weeks for Mumu's, 25 bepis points and dovish comments today from Darsh. We will have volatility and opportunities to slurp today but tomorrow/Friday will be green as the Grinche's dick. Next week the same. Get out before October get back in a week into November, stay safe smiggers its craxy out there,Love you mwah :3
I like chatgpt honestly
When do the markets finally crash?
>>62694873>niche jobs
>>62695476LLMs are pretty convenient. Might do some upgrades soon so my PC can handle local models
>>62694928>trainingThis is why inference is the next bottleneck
absolute faggots actually say shit like>barrels of tokens for my compute spendI wanna give you nerds a fucking wedgie so bad
WTFWTFQTF David Foster Wallace died??
>>62695521
What stocks to buy with 5k check?
FIVESANDTHEMARKETTHRIVES
Nu thread>>62695555>>62695555
>>62695553>553RUN FOR YOUR LIVESSELL EVERYTHING
>>62695553It's over
