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Scientists put rats in cages with electrified floors. The rats could escape the shocks by jumping over a barrier. Easy.

Then they changed the experiment. They put the rats in cages where the barrier was impossible to cross, but they made it look possible. The rats would jump, hit the barrier, fall back, get shocked again. Over and over.

Here's the kicker: even when the scientists finally opened the cage doors, the rats didn't leave. They just sat there taking the shocks, convinced that if they just tried one more time, the "escape" would work.

Sound familiar?

Every time your shitcoin pumps 5% after Sergey dumps another 500k tokens on your head, you get that dopamine hit. "This is it! I am finally gonna make it" "Fuck the fuddies" You jump like a dumb autistic retard loser. The door was never actually open, you stupid fucking rats.

You've been conditioned. The 2021 pump was your first "successful escape." Now you're trapped in a cage of your own delusion, pressing the lever for another hit of that 2017 nostalgia while your bags bleed out.

Sergey and the team are watching from behind the glass, laughing their asses off as you desperately feel for any copium on a mediocre 5% "pump" button for the 47th time this year.

You aren't investors. You aren't "early." You're autistic laboratory animals with phones, too fucking stupid to realize the experiment ended years ago and you're just shocking yourselves for no reason.
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horry coping chang
thats some serius schizo trash
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>>62694186
Just sold everything. I've resisted years of fud but this one, this was the post that did it.

Thanks, anon.
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>>62694186
Uh oh, stinky
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but who was phone?
XP xD 8===D
rolfmao
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By far the most depressing investment I have ever made. My random gambling calls pay off better than this garbage, I would genuinely make more money if I shorted every single time I got bullish on this coin. My most recent purchase was at $12 last week, before that $17 last year
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most linkies can't even sell because they can't bring themselves to ask sergey for a permission slip to unstake
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>>62694260
I’m waiting to pull the trigger on a 5 fig link stack and fucking off for a couple years. I would absolutely love it if bobo could anal rape the market so I can get sub $5 link.
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No agony in life is so whole or so complete as the agony of being a long-time link-holder.
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>>62694301
I have been DCAing in the low 11s. Macro wise it’s a shit spot to buy but I would genuinely kms if I don’t have enough and it takes off without me
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I bought at 20 cents. Not making it from what I have but it'd be nice to have it turn into a down payment.
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>>62694186
>even when the scientists finally opened the cage doors, the rats didn't leave
>They just sat there taking the shocks, convinced that if they just tried one more time, the "escape" would work.
I don't believe you. You are telling me the rats kept trying to escape via a method that didn't work when there was another clear exit nearby. This is nonsense. Cite the study where this happened.
>Sound familiar?
No
>The door was never actually open, you stupid fucking rats.
this is not a parallel to the story you posted. You said that in the study, the door actually WAS open, but the rats just decided not to leave through it.
>You jump like a dumb autistic retard loser.
It's funny when Bunp does it, you just sound assmad and depressed
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>>62694186
Chainlink is not a rat experiment
Chainlink is cryptographic truth
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>>62694186
Why do you care about my financial well being though?
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>>62694658
Also, the most recent pump wasn't 5% it was 40%.
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double space more you tourist faggot
go back, all fields
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>>62696098
You're gonna make it
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>>62694186
Tldr;ns kys
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>>62694186
if every buisness owner took this fud seriously we would still be riding horses, maybe thats a good thing.



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