Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/>Previous>>62694085
>>62695553AMZN or Nokia. But don't take my word for it smigga.
Scotr Im the house Bessent
I will live to see that cocksucker getting prolapsed by the market.
SMISGTRODAMUS HERE WITH THE FUTUREWTI is in a cup & handle, we've had the cup here come's the selloff handle down to $95.That means a relief rally for 2 weeks for Mumu's, 25 bepis points and dovish comments today from Darsh. We will have volatility and opportunities to slurp today but tomorrow/Friday will be green as the Grinche's dick. Next week the same. Get out before October get back in a week into November, stay safe smiggers its craxy out there,Love you mwah :3TL;DR: Yesterday was the bottom, today we chop down then up then begin the 2 week pump in after hours. KOSPI & NIKKEI reverse circuit breakers tonight.
Bepis hike rip your dick off Wednesday
The S&P 500 will lose %0.5 - %1 everyday for the next 12 years. Hopefully you got it last week with minimal damage. Good luck to everyone.
Someon
>>62695568Is this dude serious? These bears are getting cocky.
>US crude inventories roseWhat kind of jewish trickery is this? Are they cooking the numbers?
>found french 0,10€ from 1999>nothing worthsadge
Someone check futures for me I’m too scared to look
Some of you are OK, dont go to the stock exchange tomorrow.
>>62695576Retard, the stock exchange is still a physical place. Now you'll have glownigs come knocking at your door.
>>62695574Green as a witch's snizz
>>62695572Nothing from 1999 has any valueIncluding each and every smigger born in that cursed year.If you didn't slurp yesterday, you will not be rewarded today. If you don't repent today, you will not survive tomorrow.
open ai needs another funding round? why don't they jus go public? lmao sounds like it's the end of the line for that farce
>>62695582Could have bought NVDA for less than 10¢ a share in 1999
>>62695571It's the same thing as last time, when the EIA numbers the very next day went the opposite.But most importantly, it's this.basically, the US serves as a hub nowadays. So crude builds on instant T mean absolute fucking nothing. It's what you expect a hub to behave.
>>62695582Phew, good thing I'm from 1998 then.
>>62695580Yep I was referring to the Hang Seng Hog futures market, the slants are planning to release another fake but also gay supervirus thats just a common cold but will fuck over the world economy through hyperinflationary mandated supply chain disruptions.
sold those 300 soxl i bought a couple days ago for 106.70 in premarket, little over $1600 profit. still have 600, and 350 tqqq and it's on margin so it's not like i'm not exposed but i'm still nervous about a gigaheeming, even though i think today is actually going to be neon green, just managing my risk
If they don't raise the interest rates today, will the market dump?
>>62695594>he got brainraped by covidI'm sorry for your lost (balls). I was an "essential worker" and my experience with covid was limited to wearing a stupid fucking mask to work every day.
>>62695603bonds will
The Science: Sociological data shows that adult friendships depend heavily on homophily (similarity) and proximity. At 40, your day-to-day routine is your constraints. People in your exact bracket share your time availability, energy levels, and stressors.The Investment: Research by Dr. Jeffrey Hall shows it takes about 50 hours of shared time to move from acquaintance to casual friend, and 200 hours to become close friends. You are most likely to accumulate these hours with people who share your exact schedule limitations.
Can we have jpow back please he wouldn’t be raising rates
>>62695603The market is going to act very unwisely this week due to a triple witching this Friday.
>#Sentiment at 47.8>University of Michigan consumer sentiment, September: 47.8.>Second-lowest reading in ten years, down from 51.7 in August. The ten-year median is 74.9.>On Wednesday, US retail sales for August are forecast at +0.8% after −0.6%.>One of those two is wrong.Why the fuck do economists mix retail sales with sentiment?I bought a lot of fish oil recently, not because I wanted to spend money in one purchase, but because I thought due to Diesel price increases and "super El Nino" this shit could increase in prices drastically like for example Whey powder. I've seen them do this for years now and it's like they are acting retarded.
>me>inhaling a beautiful woman's entire asspick two and buy (female) natural gas
>thry didn't buy the dipGO MUMU GO KILL THE BOBO
>>62695623majou sekkusu
>>62695612that's how fbi and cia get close to their targets. find a way to manufacture proximity and with the unlimited resources of the us government there's always a way
>>62695615it's kinda wild that he let inflation run at 3%+ for like five years
This retarded boomer is babbling about data centers in space on CNBC right now. Why does society allow retards to control billions of dollars of capital?
>>62695643I wish I were important enough to warrant a friend like that.
>>62694140why are bonds finished?
>>62695655because governments are deeply in debt and spamming bonds to pay for all their gibs
>there are fucking jews that did 3000% return on a fucking bond >on only 2 years>with zero fucking risk on losing the moneythis is crazy why no one is talking about thiswhat happened 2021?
I hope to god you smiggers slurped the 'AI crash'For your sake.
Rate hike is probably already priced in.But what is Kevin cuts or holds?
>>62695664what if raises 50
FIRSTTRANSREPRESENTATIVETHANK YOU TRUMPPRAISE BE TO ALLAH!
>>62695661and why is oil dumping today? did trump shit new oil out of his ass?
>>62695659that's yield not price, and yield going up means the price went down. i haven't seen so much wrongness concentrated into such a small amount of text in a while though, so congrats there
>>62695635>jubilation over premarket fake pumplul
>>62695669you voted for this by funding AIPAC
>>62695659>4chan intellectuals
>>62695670Purely technicals and fallout from a 25 bepis pepis my dear smigWTI is in a cup and handle, bounced off resistance right where it was supposed to and will trend down for a couple of weeks before it bottoms around $95 and shoots back up.In those two/three weeks the relief rally will sucker in a whole lot of bulls.I don't make the rules I just see them before they happen.
>six star protein powder now costs $24 for 2lb bruh it used to be like 15-19 dollars a year ago why the fuck is whey protein so fucking expensive
>futes
I just need one little nuclear attack to save my short position
>>62695679Go along the supplychain and think for a few minutes
I literally buy nothing only stocks
Niggers
>>62695683You gotta be more specific with your wishes. It could land on Israel and then we'd be green.
I am still losing money on SNXX>25 benis points editionthank you for your attention to this matter
>>62695685yeah idk how normies go around spending money on shit that doesn't make money. some guy at my work told me i should buy a car, i'm like i'm pretty sure those lose money the second u drive it off the lot and only goes down from there.
>>62695679whey used to be thrown in the trash because they didn't know what to do with it. it was a byproduct no one purchased. now they tell the mixed mexican children with afros in America that they need to eat protein tubs to get big and get sexxooo.don't buy the chocolate flavored stuff... its time and time again been proven to have elevated levels of lead
>>62695701for me, it's spending money on depraved sexual acts with beautiful escorts
Bepis and Shit Head
Testing a cryptoplatform, but what is this, a chart for ants? (PnL chart doesn't matter to me anyways, but that font size cracked me up)
Boats and hoes
Imagine he gives us a sudden cut insteadHahah. Wouldn’t that be funny just randomly cutting rates….
SAY IT LOUDSAY IT CLEAROIL BAGGOTSAREN'T WELCOME HERE
>>62695724Freezing my book if that happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHlehMzMuuo
>>62695724This would actually be bad, right? Like it would make the NASDOG instanltly dip, right???
>>62695685same and only lose money
>>62695726kek, love you smiggtradamus
>>62695730if he cuts, it's fucking over, third world status confirmed
I hope you bought the dip.
>>62695604bro you are living in the same world, prices never went back down. I never lost my job to covid, it was record years at my company, and to top it off my scumbag boss got a free 5 mil PPP grant never had to payit back, we never saw a dime of that lol
>>62695726Counterprotest has begun smiggy
so you're all aware that rate hikes is the start of the incoming recession rigth? in 6 months it's cooked
>>62695726deep down every man just wants to be admired the way smigger is admired by his followers in this picture. they would die for him.
Taxation is theft.
>>62695732And I love you anonymous smigger <3We are in for a hell of a ride these next 2 months, just count your blessing you are not European. if you are, I am so sorry this is going to be a Winter of discontent and that is coming from a yuro Smigstrodamus.I still see 800 QQQ & 800 SPY EOY in a Santa rally/post midterms certainty but could see 666 QQQ & 690 SPY before then around October time.
Regarding oil; Keynes posits that backwardation in the futures curve cannot exist where there is a supply surplus.This shows you how dumb and Jewish anyone claiming there is an oil glut is and how they know NOTHING about finance or economics
>>62695751Bullish.
>>62695744Did you teleport out of 2022? KEKSame narrative
>>62695747>QQQ niggerpumps directly to 1000 as europoor capital fleas to America and Koreans decide to debt max new credit cards>Elon tweets something about robots in space and buying Anthropic in an all stock deal for $5 trillion dollars
>>62695751This is just americans trying to reinvent the word glut to justify their own gluttony. They know there is no oil. It's like calling a fat person "curvy"
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWE ARE PUMPIMG At least till the Feds decision desu.Optimistic day?
>>62695744>incoming recession
>>62695756Unironically fantastic advice and the SMIG pledge should be stickied and tattooed on the forehead of every budding smigger.Its been a minute since I've been able to dust off the old bull smiggers. He's all rested up from his siesta and is ready to run.
Whatever you see in the news, just do the opposite.
>>62695762yo ugly nigga
>>62695747
I will always buy, and never sell.
>>62695769Personally I liked this one..
When's Kevin?
>>62695775usually 2pm bro
>>62695772I TOLD THESE MOTHERFUCKERSI AIN'T NEVER SELLI AIN'T NEVER SELLI AIN'T NEVER SELLI AIN'T NEVER SELL
>>62695759what is that chick from? image search said some 90s movie but i swear it's something more recent i want to say a dj or something, not porno
>>62695772I’m afraid you’re a dangerously based individual
>>62695780>>62695780>image search said some 90s movie
at about rank 1250 on the mtg ladder. whenever i play this card i think of you babe. warsh please do the right thing and pump my bags. financially speaking there is a record amount of cash in money market accounts just waiting for the all clear to buy. i love you very much babe, have a good day.
>>62695780Food truck chick. I’m ashamed to even know it.
>>62695785oh shit that's it! if i remember correctly she was a brazilian model in nyc to do that viral marketing ad. man that thing was annoying.
>>62695785
>>62695790oh shit that's evil lmao
>>62695787I just didn't know there was a from below angle pic of her, I always remembered the video to shot from above.
>>62695790Holy shit maybe we should ban Ai. That’s cruel and unusual.
>>62695790Damn, I love AI so much.
>>62695785goyslop girl, the /ck/ meme?>>62695787>Food truck chickfuckin' normie
>>62695790The negro walking through the back is slightly Musked, too. topkek.
>>62695796it's a obvs a halal truck dude lmao
>>62695797The guy serving is musked too lmao
>>62695801Idk what everyone is bitching about, I kinda like this timeline..
HER NAME IS SELENA
>>62695659The quintessential /smg/ poster.He gives you "advice" in these very threads.
>>62695806
>>62695751Oil will be down, okay?Don't worry about it, okay?Oil *IS* down, okay? And if it's not down, it's for the greater good, okay?
>>62695817...I don't do business with any of this shit
Loading up on some softbank calls. The stock will gigapump once OPENAI goes public
>>62695811the videos of her and her sister on vacation are better than the goyslop videos
>>62695824Sure glad the 'no new wars' guy did what no one asked for or wanted and listened to the kikes.
>>62695731Bro how. Just buy the dip wait for it to go up and sell the top!Or buy and hold for a couple of months/years whatever is cheap now. Buy only companies you know something about and want to own...
>>62695824The only reason oil is expensive are those good for nothing europeans demanding so much of it shooting the price up. Maybe they should go a whole winter without it, to help with climate change and the high prices we're all looking at boss.
Pretty sure europeans much like japanese drive efficient 60mpg shoeboxes instead of inefficient 120mpg fatasses movers
You didn't fall for the bear trap, did you, anon?...Right, anon?
Shit's gonna drop hard at open. I'll set up some low buy orders and sleep.
>meds did a 300% increase in valueOy vey
>>62695843I'm surprised europoors are even allowed to drive cars
>>62695843Are you one of those retards who thinks oil = gasoline? This common mistake in thinking has been fucking Europe for decades. No numb nuts. They need it for every plane and truck on the continent.
ok so before the meeting should i cop some more pdi? it currently paying 18% with a monthly dividend so compounded more, is it gonna go up or down after the fomc presser?
Today I shan't cry in the casino
>>62695832You know nothing about economics or the energy markets, you are a Jew who loses all his shekels gambling, so please shut the fuck up.
>>62695555All these posts and nobody even checked OPs quads.
>>62695843>efficient 60mpg shoeboxes instead of inefficient 120mpg fatasses moverswat
Go up.
AVGO is going to pop off 6% todaySO SAYETH SMIGSTRODAMUS
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANGCAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
>>62695866Check'd and Base'd
>>62695861just be impressed ok
>>62695845I did
>>62695859I know plenty about the energy markets, you are just a seething antisemite who doesn't even have any shekels. so please shut the fuck up. thank you for your attention to this matter boss.
>>62695878You're probably and consistently wrong whereas I've been telling smg to buy oil since 68 bucks when you said it was going to 50. You have evil intentions towards smiggers, I want to help my frens get rich
uh... a helicopter just flew over my houseis it kevin?
Anyway... FOMC day...
>>62695885what are u implying? was he tossing cash?
>>62695884If these people are your frens, give me the names and favorite sports teams of two of them boss.
>>62695884We're also still closer to $68 than $250, so there's also that boss.
>>62695884>I want to help my frens get richhell yeah, i wanna see all my chuds gettin money
>>62695888oh yeahhope we get a good show
>>62695893Jewish mentality
>>62695884You might want to check WTI champOIL BAGGOTS GET THE ROPE
>>62695899Maybe on the charts. This Kevin guy is bland as fuck.
lads... give me your tickers, im mostly in cash
>>62695906BUG
>>62695906ETFs are your best bet
>>62695562Yea
>>62695910>>62695915im a europoor and the EU banned me from buying american ETFs for my own safety
>>62695906FPS
SOUN worth entering into now its almost under 6 again? I remember it being shilled here a lot. and swing trading it some
>>62695901What, the little pullback to the fib level?You don't even know what you're invested in, kid.
Holy shit look at MEDS
>>62695906GRRRWDCSNDKMUIRENNBISASTSRKLBRDDTAVGO
>>62695922oh wow an AI shitcoin I've never heard of before that makes zero money and is probably a total scam full of jeets is down 60% this year. I better put my whole portfolio into this opportunity.>Keyvan Mohajer>Santa Clara Californianah fuck you dude I hope you lose everything
>>62695919Based
>>62695919Can't you buy Vanguard/ ishares etfs on LSE, they have equivalents to most etfs you can get in US
>>62695927wtf is this garbage, this port is going down
>>62695931>Keyvan MohajerI never can tell is it real or meme name of a Jeet.
>MCD drilling new 52 week lows>NKE new 52 week lows every day for weeksboomer slop is going to 0
>>62695927Everyone is in the same 10 stocks, where's the sense of adventure these days
oil bros, we got too cocky
>>62695824Good job, Bill
>marvell pumping again even though if development slows, their bull case collapses
Predict the truth melty when rates get hiked in a few hours
>>62695906HRL just gotta hold it for 20 years though
>>62695947market will rally on the hike
>>62695563Ugly pepe anon posts totally different bull cases every dayAnyway I applied for some shit jbo that lasts one month, they want a 'programming guy' who knows specific software which I know, let's see if they actually hire me. They fucking owe me.
>>62695925what the actual fuck, it just keeps pumping and might reach all time high at this point
>>62695947No Truth post, Trump will just strap Bessent to a nuke and launch it straight at Iran
MEDS now
>>62695943We’ve just discovered an oil reserve in space, and SpaceX will get them.
SPCX is having a good first half hour. Why?
what happens to O if rates rise
>>62695954>its dropped 20% since he posted thislmao
Man it's been months of this oil bsWhen will new drilling sites start pumping?
Where is that QQQ memester from yesterday?>Nice poomp this morning..
50bps rate rise gang checking in
>US NAHB Housing Market Index Sep: 32 (est 34; prev 35)oopsie daisy, it's over again
Trump did say that he’ll just stop trading with every country the US has a deficit with (which includes Canada, Taiwan, China, Europe, etc) if rates get hiked, bearish?
>*sips a smooth refreshing can of bepis*... not to be confused with sister drink benis
>>62695960prob gonna go down, o is like an alternative/competitor to bonds
>>62695866>CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINSaffirmative
>>62695943I just wanted to sell gush for 51. Now I'll have to wait for next week
>>62695970Benis = Benes>It's not "Suze">It's "Susie"!!!
>>62695954>>62695961lmao down like 50%post the loss porn retard
a rate hike just flew over my house
>>62695969bro trump is senile if u compare the way he talks now to like a rally from 2016 u can see he declined bad
>>62695960I dont even know at this point. Seems like reits have been pricing in a rate hike all summer though
Take your MEDS
>>62695980You retard, you think I bought this shit? "Meds now" is a meme expression, I just made it stockmarket related
I for one welcome our BEPIS overlords
>>62695954wtf is this bullshit? qrd?
Don't do anything!Wait for the FED choice.
>>62695991when is that?
>>62695983i've been holding o since after the gfc nice comfy cash flow but yeah they seem to have stalled out lately part of it is interest rates, but i think o specifically took on a lot of debt during the pandemic, epr has been doing better lately
Fed rate hike today is already priced in. Now we're bracing for Warsh hinting at any future rate hikes or not.
>>62695997talking heads on bloomberg saying they expect total of 75 over the next months
>>62695988Guess we'll have to see how it plays out, might be a future T12 like INHD. Not sure why it's poomping. I wouldn't touch that shit with a 10 ft pole either way.
>>62695979>Benesi used to count the benes before i found my true calling, leverage trading
>>62695983>>62695995all REITs go down if there is a rate hike. cost of borrowing goes up. why invest in a speculative asset at 5.5% when you can get bonds at a guaranteed 5%I am long REITs, use the time to slurp.
>>62695999>75 rate hikesits ogre bros
>>62696005yeah that a lot
>>62695991Priced in.
Warsh is oblivious to reality. Rising oil prices AND a rate hike. Good thinking.
>FEDS>MEDS>WEDSThis is all linked somehow someway. And I'm not crazy for noticing, YOU'RE CRAZY FOR NOT NOTICING!!!
>>62696006small price to pay for lowered expectations boss
>food, gas, and everything is getting so expensive we're rate hiking after the admin has bitched about rates not cratering like the yen I miss Janis
>>62695991Can I get a refund
BBWI is going to give me another 7% day. Told you smiggers to buy it yesterday. No here likes money
i think the play is to buy calls when Kevin's intro music hits and then sell before he's done speaking
Apparently Cathie Wood said that SPCX will be worth 10 trillions by 2030 and this is why it's mooning.
>>62696011you know the routine...we like to prick em for just 5 to 10and make so much moneyturn schizophrenic and lose my friends!
>hiking into transitory inflation>when consumer credit card spending is high>when jobs are historically weak>when any credibility gained is likely to be lost when oil shits outThe market is pricing in a hike so strongly that it seems inevitable, but there are a lot of reasons not to hike. So, what happens if they don't? Do yields go to the moon and everything crash? Do we get a relief rally? Do we all die?
>>62696010So what is he supposed to do, say inflation is transitory? No I'll tell you what he's supposed to do, he's supposed to ignore his second mandate (maximum employment) for a minute while he hikes the rates until the system breaks and people are out of work, then when the economy is buck broken by Warsh's big hawk cawk, we'll get the inflation under control boss.
>>62695960>>62695975>>62695983>>62696004I hope all REIT boomers get the rope>drive up the price of every house in the country>so you can larp as a landlord>for 5% div a year>down 30% since you bought itjust buy VGLT and get a better return and be less of a faggot retard
>>62696030>6 and a half years of transitory inflation
>>62696030>So, what happens if they don't?they will, it's guaranteed. the fed funds futures market is the tail that wags the dog. if the market has it wrong they will leak information to journalists prior to the fed announcement. i seens it happen a couple times
>>62696003Such is life, may more benes come your way, bruv.
>>62695664Market will crash
OIL
>>62696038keep paying rent wagie
Market is cratering the moment kevin opens his mouth
I'm hungry but my mom is having a visitor downstairs
>>62696042A "crash" in 2026 means a 2-5% downturn from ATH.
4 hours from now then?
>>62696050>wagieI'm not a wagie but its absolutely insane that boomers prefer to spite invest in REITs even though they are the most dogshit investment instrument but they get off on fucking over slightly less poor peoplevampire shit. I hope your nursing home smells like piss grandpa
Why's AMD pumping again? Fuck you niggers, I sold last week.
>two LLM companies have a valuation of at least $2 trillion>both are bleeding money>both produce products for which free and opensource alternatives exist that perform 99% as wellHow does this make any sense?
>>62696068Magic beans for the rich and retarded
50 bps cut send it
Also why's CVX dropping? Niggers? Jews?
COST slowly melting down. The canary in the coal mine for an economy in freefall. SPX will lose 30 percent before the end of the year.
>>62696038More specifically, larp as a landlord without having to deal with rentoids>>62696004Yeah, I'm looking to slurp post-FOMC
>>62696079The generational bull run is starting now.
>>62696068
>>62696052Get your dick out. They will try to ignore you if your dick is out. It's like an invisibility spell. This is not financial advice.
>>62696082>larp as a landlord without dealing with the real world problemssounds nice on paper until you realize its risky as fuck with shit returns>dogshit yield>crashes in any bad market (oil, interest rates, unemployment, literally fucking any narrative crashes it)>houses insanely overpriced as fuck so you are debt maxing with leverage the pico top of a tard bubble bigger than even the retard tech bubbleabsolute dogshit. just buy SPHY and get 7% yield why the fuck would you ever buy fucking REITs unless its at the very bottom after the housing market fucking implodes and resets
>MEDS just got suspendedLol?
Reminder rate cut hasn't been priced in yet
>>62696091It went up too fast. Market jannies can't allow any fun.
>SPCX pumpingbut why?
>>62696091
>transitory
Don't give a shit about oil, bonds or rates. BDCs ant REITs are nigger assets. Crypto, weed stocks, miner computer - all night Jew bullshit. Only semis are a white man's investment.
>>62696086>$2.6 trillion in 2026Big if true, but it's AI slop so I don't trust it.
>meds just did a 150% jump in less than 5 minutesOH LAWD
Goldniggaz, is it finally our time?
I'm down 0.43% on my AAOI position, it's fucking over
>>62696097Who knows?
>>62696102semiconductors smell like curry. I would rather give up every computer on earth than have to live near indians
>>62696089>real estate sucks, just buy bonds bro
>>62696030Yields are going up regardless, hoss. 25bps is a drop in the bucket when real inflation is in the double digits. If they pause or cut, yields will rise faster, but nothing can stop the zimbabwefication of the dollar at this point. I expect the market to rally off this hike, since there are no hikes left this year and the one hike we're getting has been priced in since January.
>>62696102semi is doing a fake pump right now to cushion the fall when kevin raises rates, 0DTE PUTS are the play
>>62696102You think investing in the Krsna inside of the semi-conductor is a (((white man's))) investment? C'mon Boss.
>>62696118Take risks or take orders. Put the fries in the bag.
>>62696112its a comparable asset to a REIT with less risk and better yield. why would I compare a REIT to fucking DRAM or some shit fucktardtrimmed BBWI gains I am going to go get high until Kevin says the task force is doing the thing and we pump into close
Why no one told me to buy meds yesterday?
KWAB OIL BAGGOTSTHAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DOUBTING SMIGSTRODAMUS
Thanks for playingBuffet and ticket counter's down the hall
>>62696126>buying into an obvious pump and dump
>>62696122Risk taking when oil is at all time highs and tech looks like it's about to dump is retarded.
>>62695961>>62695980WHERe YOU NOw NIGGA
>>62696129A Jimmy Buffet? Or a Warren Buffet?
>>62696131>Taking risks when there is fear is retarded>I'd rather wait until there is greed to take risksThe fucking state of smiggers in the big 26
>>62696131Why do you think they call it risk boss?
>>62696131>Taking risks is retarded This is how you end up like the euroniggers here who brag about their high yield savings account yields every time the market drops 0.5%.
>>62696131Well, I guess that mekes me reatrarded
wrong pic
AAAAAAAAAAAH I JUST BOUGHT MEDS
>>62696145>We dont use CREDIT CARDS in GERMANYCorrection... Cant*
>>62696144I am the gorillionaire and while I do endose the message I can not endorse the delivery.
>see chartI may actually buy grrr
>>62695919Karen :D
>becomes a multi-trillionaire in your pathIs there an outcome that would make reddit seethe more? He was spot on with AI timelines and he controls the robotics supply chain and ARM architecture. Based tardie will be the first trillionaire gambler
Let's make sure oil goes down even lower today, because why the fuck not
>>62696153we wuz burger kangz
>>62696162TankerTrackers doesn't approve
LEAKED: Kevin Warsh can print oil molecules
>>62696167Well, I'm sure it doesn't. Hey, surely it's an afterparty fireworks since they fixed the pipeline in a few days as they stated!GLUT GLUT GLUT OOOOOH GLUTTING ON MY FACE
How come the market is doing well today? Thought a hike would collapse the market. Are most people to retarded to realise it and just keeps buying or is it fine with a hike?
>>62696175It would mean the administration isn't completely retarded and therefore there's a hope that the USA won't shit itself KMB style.
>>62696175everyone thinks the same thing you do, there's no edge in it
>>62696175price pushing up to cushion the hike fall, too bad its going to drop 20%+ over this and next week
>>62696185Nah this is this week's TACO
>>62696185We're going to go up on the hike announcement retard. You think you know how shit works, but you don't and you'll either learn or you won't. I don't care boss.
>>62696185>>62696192Im conflicted, boss.
>>62696175It was already priced in so we are back to regular.
LMAO @ MEDS, RETO is the real shit
>>62696175it pushing the long end of the curve down
>>62696175Prediction market believers already sold off, but others are waiting for official confirmation. This is literally just the peace before the shitstorm hits
>>62696196kek i was gonna say why are you sitting with only $20,100 in front, but then i noticed the tournament label on the chips. probably gotta shove soon depending on the blinds/ante, that ain't much left behind.
lol @ people fanboying over stocks
Aren't rates high enough now that dropping them back to 0 in case of recession will actually be impactful? That was the biggest FUD during the QE years, that another economic crisis would happen and the Fed would have no ammo
>oil holding the 101 handlei do actually have a ton of respect for long term oil longs. doing the needful. F.
>>62696218>doing the needfulim sorry i meant doing the SNEEDFUL...
>>62696217during covid, I was laughing at Europeans, some even with negative rates, that they won't be prepared for a recession.But this recession never came
>>62696221>>62696218>there are shotas posting on this board
>>62696221oh you, with your youthful smile. How can I ever not forgive you?
test
can SPY do the needful and drop 1.5% now please
>>62696221>filenameKek wtf
>>62696231>testkek someone get a three day time out?
almost time for lunch, my favorite part of the trading day
>>62696236>he doesn't know
>>62696237will you join me in prayer so that SPY drops 1.5% now
>>62696231(J-J-J-JOHNNY TEST)[VERSE]GOT A HEAD OF FIERY HAIR, AND A TURBO-CHARGED BACKPACK (JOHNNY TEST)HIS GENIUS SISTERS USE HIM LIKE A LAB RAT (JOHNNY TEST)A NEAT FREAK DAD AT HOME, A SUPER-BUSY MOM (JOHNNY TEST)THE BOY'S BEST FRIEND IS A TALKIN' DOG (TALKIN' DOG, THAT'S RIGHT)THREE EXTREME TEENS AND AN AIR-BREATHING SHARKMEGA-ACTION, GAME CONTROLLER, SKATING IN THE PARKPHERO-BOOSTER BLING-BLING, WHAT DO WE MAKE OF THIS? (WHAT DO WE MAKE OF THIS?)[CHORUS]JOHNNY TESTJOHNNY TESTTHIS IS THE LIFE OF A BOY NAMED JOHNNY TEST(WHAT DO WE MAKE OF?)JOHNNY TESTJOHNNY TESTTHIS IS THE LIFE OF A BOY NAMED JOHNNY TEST
>>62696211That was the first or second level of a Daily. Like a $240-$420 buy in.>IIRC I didnt cash that daily but took down a bounty daily a few days later for 7th with 4 KOs @ $50.Fuck tournament poker is the only thing that gets me going more than the market these days. Pic semi related. From Vegas this spring.>SPY calls baby
So much stuff i see is hitting 1 year lows.Healthy market correction desu
Just waiting for the market to crash in the next month or two so I can buy in
>>62696243Thought he was Brazilian
>>62696175Im actually fine with a hike. Simple as
>>62696252You'll be waiting forever. Just get in and DCA for 20 years.
>>62696252MUU and SNXX fell like 70%....
Closed all options positions because who knows what's about to happen
>>62696254That's a different guy, but looks like he thinks the same about himself
>>62696266was tiger woods always down syndrome?
>>62696248Nice, I always preferred cash games personally; I'd end up playing way too nitty in tournies and then inevitably get 80/20'd with KK or some shit when some donk calls a PF four shove with JJ OOP kek, although I did like running $535 heads up tournies online until I ran so bad I lost $9.5k in three hours. How soft are the poker rooms in Vegas these days?
>>62696266I told you exactly what is going to happenWTI crashes down to $95QQQ shoots to 770SPY to 800Then WTI rockets to $115 and everything dumps before boom real fake peace deal and that's it, oil crisis over.
+0.74% today.Tomorrow I will start swing trading again.I hope that the orange nigger doesn't break the market.
>>62696277Thanks smigger
>>62696283>lettingsomeoneelsebakeGOD
>>62696283good, it's not page 10 / image limit yet
>>62696245i remember this song so i looked it up and pure kino
>>62696263>SNXX fell like 70%....don't remind me
>>62696275>inevitably get 80/20'd with KK or some shit when some donk calls a PF four shove with JJ OOP kekOooof. Yeah playing tight in tourneys is not a great way to go through life, but it always SUCKS being the bubble boy, so I just usually sit and stew til the opportunity for 1 street poker arises when im that deep into one. I got AA coolered by QQ recently after flopping a set over set and the guy back door'd quads.>Cash games in VegasThey are very polarized, I only played at Caesars, the Horshoe and Venetian cause I was staying at the Flamingbro. All of them had fish from out of town and like 2-3 regs/pros/euros per table. All fun and friendly though. Much more action than AC, even at lower stakes.
>>62696299>>62696275not fucking stocks
Someone is buying AMD at 526, right before the kik-errr, hike. What do they know?
>klarna going up hours before a rate hikeMaybe it’s a nothingburger
>>62696316>>62696316>>62696316
>>62696308They FOMO'd in.
>>62696307No fucking fun. Sorry, a brief lapse in judgement.>Buy TECS
I bet on a rate hold. I know I’m wrong but I just couldn’t help it.I don’t think we need to hike due to this oil nonsense, our growth is still good but not crazy why mess with it by hiking? And if you think inflation is an actual problem 25 bips isn’t enough
THIS JUST IN: niggers
there will be no hike. If warsh hikes then his words are useless and you just follow the bond market.
