What the fuck Kev? edition>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.comhttps://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.htmlhttps://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://etfdb.com/>Gambling:https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.htmlhttps://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_startedhttps://www.sec.gov/search-filings>Misc:https://www.financialjuice.com/homehttps://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.htmlhttps://disp.cc/m/Stockhttps://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rateshttps://iran.liveuamap.com/Previous: >>62697476
NIGGERS
>>62698676On a Wednesday?!
You smiggas better get prepared for the triple witching!
The first reply is void
we dont have inflationwe have an energy shockhiking into an energy shock is fucking retarded>>62698336>>62698336>>62698336
The energy crisis will be worse than Ukraines in 2022. Thus we can expect an even bigger bear market than 2022
>>62698682>tfw no broker witch gf
Has Mr drumpf done his melty yet bros?
They're hiking my bank account into oblivion.
>>62698684You wish. If you didn't have inflationary policy as well
>>62698688>custom lettering on electronic signsSOVL
>>62698682Imagine allowing women floor brokers in the 80s, top kek
>>62698688Texas can't run out of oil, rednecks retards told me and they're superhumans who are never wrong. So that's an AI generated image.
>>62698684There's this thing called PCE
>>62698694Yes, it was a nice melty, 8.5/10. We SHOULD stop trading with the whole planet.
>>62698688Don't mess with Tex-ACK
>Those who listened to the prophet are in profitIts like pottery, it rhymes
>>62698711>0.1% in June>0.2% in Julynothing burgerinflation is a ruseand Warsh is a clown
>>62698725THAT'S HOMONYM NOT A RHYME
>>62698706I bet they were some HARD bitches
>>62698731Sorry I meant Homophone...I'm the homo now..
>>62698688The biggest catalyst for '22 was the markets being retard pumped from stimulus money which ran out and thus had no place to go but down.The second biggest catalyst was the absurd supply chain shortages. Common items were hard to obtain and expensive. This was due to the extended COVID lockdowns in China.The world sphere is virtually incomparable to '22 the companies in the stock market are making record gains. Elevated oil and inflation is comical.
>he missed the NBIS post mark rip
Tomorrow's gonna be green right
>>62698744Yeah
Will AI stocks go up now that the FED fears have been exposed as a nothingburger?
>>62698744>neon green id and dubsYeah we're good.
>>62698744Dubs confirm
soxx was up today, ai etfs were up today. we'll see about tomorrow but i am feeling good about the rest of the year, libra season starts soon also.
>>62698741Hate it, I wanted to buy some nebius calls before market close.
>>62698748AI boom is built on debtI don't think rates being raised will help.
Gas pump lines soon, fellow stalker.
>>62698744Zoinks
Trying to argue we shouldn't raise rates should be the most anti-american take known to man and should be met with force
>>62698744Yes good sir.>>62698755Exactly. It now looks like there will only be one additional hike. So it’s bullish for AI.
SPCX is going to $309Elon is a genius
>>62698759>purple id>no digits>>62698759Care to explain your logic?
LOL
>>62698757Histrionic ass smigga, the oil crisis is over, we printed 25 bepis barrels of oil, I assume bepis is a large unit of measurement, like a billion barrels or something.
>>62698768Bullish
>>62698744100 percent
hes overstating, but fundamentally correct>>62698336 >>62698336 >>62698336
>>62698774Will I be ok
>>62698775(((CORE INFLATION)))Food and energy is what maters to people.Core inflation is a useless, misrepresentative, and even spiteful metric to use.
>>62698732Oh you'll get a good fill alright, just not the one you were expecting
We are at a rate change unseen since 2023. Or 2022.
>>62698688LANDMAN SAVE ME
>>62698738> The biggest catalyst for '22 was the markets being retard pumped from stimulus money which ran out and thus had no place to go but down.Comparable to the current 1+ trillion of hyperscaler AI capex that higher rates will pop? It’s literally .5% of US GDP >The second biggest catalyst was the absurd supply chain shortages.Diesel passes through to everything, once it goes high enough you’ll see covid-esque supply chain crises2022 we had the rush of fresh stimmy. 2026/2027 is end of cycle. No more printing, no more QE
>>62698775erm... you know who that is in that pic right?
>>62698788how does raising interest rates help bring down energy prices, Shlomo?
>>62698684we "havent had inflation" since 2020
>>62698786You're going to get fucked in the ass doing market limits, maybe not this trade, but it will eventually be catastrophic for your port.
>>62698804>only ,5%We have more room to go
>>62698808it restricts growth, destroying demand for energy. do you want to ask how supply and demand work next?
>>62698815 thank you for admitting the point is to destroy the american economy
>>62698808What the other anon saidbut you do have a point that raising rates doesn't do anything about the inflationary pressure in the oval office, short of perhaps slightly elevating his risk of a stroke or coronary.
>>62698815Yeah dude people will suddenly stop driving trucks filled with food and stop driving to work when every ceo says you can't work from home.Pretend to work on your own time.
>>62698820what did the other anon said, you retard?
>TQQQ green
>>62698819the point is to destroy the iranian economy while the american economy has a bad flu over the winter. Just chill out and trust the jews on this
>>62698824you destroy the iranian economy by hiking american interest rates?>trust the jewslike I didnt already know who Im dealing with
>>62698824I think one side is investing into equities and the other side is at war.
>>62698813Yeah I'm pretty bad about the fomo. Especially doing 0dtes.
>>62698821>Yeah dude people will suddenly stop driving trucks filled with food and stop driving to workthe guy driving the truck with food will keep buying gas, but the guy driving to work will lose his job when his company's debt isnt free, and the guy driving the truck full of funko pops will lose his job when people stop buying funko pops, since they lost their jobs>>62698819the american economy is already destroyed for most of the population, right now its only serving the jewish overlords, boomers holding stock built off of free money, and the smiggers in this threadi didnt do this, neither did (You)
>>62698824Haha, still worrying about the US or Iranian economy. European natural gas is at least 4x more expensive than in the US, and winter is coming.
>>62698828yes the americans will suffer less from the contraction than the rest of Planet America
>>62698835>killingEurostothenimportmoreniggersGODS
You guys did buy the dip, right? Don’t tell me…? Oh no you got spooked. Maybe next time!
>>62698832>but the guy driving to work will lose his job when his company's debt isnt free, and the guy driving the truck full of funko pops will lose his job when people stop buying funko pops, since they lost their jobs These two will start working at Uber eats so they won't stop driving
>>62698804No it doesn't compare. That's you're anti ai nutcase schizo take with no comparison whatsoever to literally handing every shit eating retard on planet earth buckets of cash to dump into stocks. kys you utter faggot
>>62698842Don't make me FOMO with leverage you sexy devil
>>62698835who?
>>62698786Theta and Vega are gonna fuck you up you dumb nigger. Better chances at the roulette table.
>>62698835Europeans will shit and piss their diaper and cry that they "dindu nuffin" in the middle east and then wonder why shit is 4x more expensive. They have no concept of 2nd order effects.
why is USO literally frozen in time?
>>62698844they certainly wont at gas prices this high or higher, thats already in play right now. bike ubering is in right nowchecked
>>62698850>>62698850Quick question, if theta and Vega ass rape so hard, what is the benefit of 1dte? Only for deep itm calls?
>>62698842You think I'm buying between Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur? Nigga lost his god damn mind.
>>62698835>THIS will be the winter that ends Europe!
>>62698857Its like in the Road Runner cartoons where the floor has been pulled from under Wiley Cayote and he is suspended in air before gravity snaps back into reality and he is sent free falling belowOil baggots are about to get rugged.
>>62698878AH, almost forgot that. Thank you anon
>>62698857The October 2026 (LOV26) options contract is the one expiring this month on Thursday, September 17, 2026.
>>62698728>>62698734INFERENCEThey want to bring down the cost of doing your shit, while keeping the price the same, while making you pay more for the better version of the models. Inference- the Helios rack from AMD is 30 times faster than current Nvidia models, but Nvidia is the industry standard and has the Cuda moat. Bringing costs down and profits up will totally flip the current AI equation to profitabilitytown.
AI stocks overnight are gween, even MU. Your fearmongering is unfounded.>>62698786Donation/10. You need a 1% move tomorrow just to break even.
>>62698898Brutal. Let's hope for the best. Is there a way I can calculate this shit for the future?
>>62698898It's only AH DOE
>>62698904AH doe?
>>62698908Yeah we're only in AH....doe...
>>62698842Yeah I doubled down and bought 2 shares of VOO.
>>62698903You mean how much move you need to break even? It literally just follows from the math. Don’t buy options until you can calculate this shit in your head.
>>62698913Good decision. VOO is always a better choice than smigger jeet stocks like USAR and GRRR
>>62698920GRRR will be $60 in six months timeAsian NBIS sir!
>>62698808>SchlomoDid you just link your own post and talk about yourself in the 3rd person. Fucking cringe... Kill yourself.This a schizo or Banon shill?
>>62698872There is no benefit. You are gambling.I hope SPY is up 2 percent tomorrow for your sake.
>>62698915I strive to be this guy. Also don't option prices fluctuate based on volatility?, had some puts to and as soon as fed meeting hit and it dumped ass I was thousands in the red even though the price was about the same.
>>62698932If you’re trading options you are primarily trading volatility whether you realize it or not
>>62698932>Trading options when you don't even understand the greeksNever change smiggers.
i'm rank 842 on the mtg ladder now and i'm headed to olive garden. i saw a 6/10 girl with tattoos at a gas station today but other than that i have not seen a pretty woman since i left new jersey :|
>>62698872If you're even gonna try, only throw out stink bids that you are sure will cover the cost of holding that trash. Consider lowering your risk by various means.
>>62698940Accent is hot, I want a Jersey trash girl so bad.
>>62698937>>62698938This man had his anus double-teamed by Gamma and Vega, and you're laughing?!
I remember the anon last week saying he doesnt care about duel exports from hormus and only about oil lol
>>62698943Don’t even talk to me or my son again about gamma rape until you’ve sold a 0 DTE put spread and had that shit go from 100% profit to 100% loss in the last 10 minutes of the trading day
>>62698940Sorry that Hasbro ruined your game. Also, I'm countering your Olive Garden dinner with Spock's Vulcan Nerve Pinch.
Okaaayyyyy, damn white boi got motion :)
>>62698956:D
>>62698932Yes, that's why the other anon mentioned vega.
>>62698949we'll all get there eventuallysome of us have to survive in a world where every living person we know has no idea who kevin darsh is
>>62698949I gamma scalp 0DTEs every Friday on the sell side. Two weeks ago it was Tesla, last week it was Oracle. Larry Ellison almost fucked me with his stock sale bullshit last week. Had to close out what would have been a 100% profit at 12:59 due to his fucker. I got out with 24% profit. I'd be at -3600% on the play if I didn't close today.
>>62698946I was laughing at oil barons 6 months ago and owe some apologies. I was more right than they were as nothing happened for 5 months but now I look foolish with my AI trades. Congrats on your gains, gains that might just be getting started.
>>62698967>he trades the news
>>62698967Based gambler. I can only make money on SPX.
>>62698973I always wonder how much money we are leaving on the table. I really should be selling covered puts if Im just going to hold anyways.
>>62698937>>62698938Well then do you necessarily need a 1 percent increase to break even if the stock pumps obscenely at certain points of time?
>>62698976You'll get fucked buying options, and you'll get fucked selling options.
>>62698981Sorry anon, scared money don't make money. Gambling is the only way out of wagiedom
What’s this pattern called?
I decided to grace you guys with a portfolio50 NTSD / 30 MQQQ / 20 WTLSthis has 1.7x effective leverageNTSD is>basically 1.5x leveraged SPY (90%) + EFA (60%). Very low volatility for a leveraged fund. Quarterly reset so low drag, as well as low fee of 35 bps. EFA smooths out the SPY.MQQQ is>2x leveraged QQQ with monthly reset 103 bps fee. Low drag for leveraged fund due to monthly reset instead of daily.WTLS is>1.9x leverage. 100% SPY + 90% long strategy + 90% short strategy. The 90% long and shorts target strength and weakness with a proprietary quantitative model. So it's got three sources of potential returns. SP500, the long sleeve, and the short sleeve. 88 bps fee, actively managed
>>62698987This is true
>>62698990you dropped USX
NINEANDTHEMARKETIS FINE:)
>>62698996I took it out. It wasn't worth it. I did more testing of it. The drag is too much for so little diversification benefit.
>>62698999Czech'd
>>62698999N-nani?!?!?! Is tomorrow the golden bullrun of legend?
>>62698971Larry's stock sale wasn't public until like 1:03pm, but from the stock action in the last 10 minutes, it was incredibly clear that some fuckery had happened. It dropped from 163~ 153 for the day and held 153, max pain was 155. The 150 put wall was massive so I threw in knowing it would not be breeched, nearly at max profits at 12:55 with my close buy set to 0.02, then the attack on 150 started and I was slamming my keyboard to get a profitable close at 12:59 before the puts became untradable. My zoomer girlfriend said she had never seen me hit my keyboard so hard, I was livid.
>>62698989A downtrend.
>>62699005>zoomer gfCute...
>>62698980Plenty of people are not good at math or numbers and can train themselves to be good at whatever, in that way it becomes like a performance artform which is a concept that freaks some people the fuck out for some reason but here's an example you might try:Don't overpay.Think about it every time you intend to purchase one of these stinky worthless contracts. They are worth actually $0 really, in real life. It's shit. Don't pay for shit, absolutely never overpay for fuckin shit ever. Dive in to a stock that fits your liquidity, price, whatever ranges that you like, and get to know it, and get better at setting a limit price for the day that you don't care when it hits, just at a price you are max willing to pay for that SHIT. Then set a sell at some other price to let it go to some other lucky gambler. If you find out ways to lose, make mistakes, you eventually find out prices and timings as a reflex and you don't need to calculate shit. However, if you can calculate shit it is easier. Use options calculators or whatever, it's monkey workJust my thoughts on that. This is not investment advice. This is just my opinion and thoughts on one method to gamble using a derivative financial instrument that in some people's opinion is a vector for scummy activity and abuse. If it helps great if not whatever
SNAP bros, we eating good tonight
>>62699014>SNAPGODS
>BREAKING>Trump to hold Iran discussions with Gulf leaders next week: AxiosWe is eating good next week Taco Tikes!Imagine doubting Smigstrodamus, could never be me!
>futures
>>62699013Yeah, or I could get lucky like I have in the past. Life is about luck and risk, you're over analyzing something that boils down to you either win or you don't.Sure, you can play it safe and be "smart" investing, but for a wagie with scraps who could drop dead tomorrow, your out is fortune favoring you. Your mentality and strategy works when you have tens of thousands in capital, but for a 4 figure wagie it's useless.
>>62698996If you really want USX, there are some brand new 2x VT/VTI funds that seem a little more promising but seem to still have not so great drag.XWWXBoth those. They're 2x VT and 2x VTI. Daily reset and at least moderate drag if lucky. Maybe drag as high as USX.The thing is, even though they get you mid caps, small caps, and EM, with VTI and VT being so top heavy the diversification you get is such a small portion of the portfolio. The 90% short sleeve in WTLS, with it being 1/3 of the fund is a stronger diversifier.
>>62698999Vvvvvvased SMIGGER.
SNAP going parabolic
Muh K shaped economy >>62698999Numbers and pozzed slopper will keep pozzing horrific slop fetishes
>>62699020Thinking is work. If you're not willing to "think" (put in Work), then the strategy I wasted my time explaining to you will never work. If your intention is to never work, ever, and gamble, have fun. We're playing different games.
>>62699013So if I gave you 100k and told you you could only keep the money if it hit a million in 3 years, how would you play it. You dont care if you lose it, just if you make that 1m.
>>62698744Yes put everything you have into calls
Explain this
>>62699026I would:>take your 100k>disappear
>>62699031TACO came a little late
>>62699031It’s called a warsh sale
>>62699031You just have to VOO and chill and buy the dip.Now watch this drive.
>>62699031You bought the dip, right, anon?
>>62699032Kek. I got two lawsuits for 1.2m as this keeps happening to me...
>fed hiking rates just to fuck over bessentkinda based
>>62699020You literally have better odds going to the casino, plus you get free drinks and see flashing lights.
Even after the hike the 10yr treasury yield remains above 5 percent, what went wrong
>>6269902490% of smiggers' investment thesis is wholly dependent upon slop, we need more slophouses to produce enough slop to meet the demand.
>>62699031Im really suprised it even dipped. Everyone knew it was comming and the alternative was much more bearish.
>>62699025And what's your portfolio worth anon>>62699031Golden bull run. See you at 777 EOD
>>62699031that's a V
>>62699013I'll allow it, but please don't tell WSB. I've been washing those soiboys in worthless puts for many years, and I don't want the liquidity to dry up. It fucking SUCKS trying to trade illiquid options for so many reasons.
>>62699043What rate would you need to buy?That schizo obsessed with this is not wrong. You dont hike into a energy crises. The problem is the actual answer is balance the budget. Since that is not going to happen what else can you do?
>>62699042I used to work in a casino town and gambled every night and options have been a million times more fruitful than the casino
KWAB OIL BAGGOTSDEATHDEEEEAAAAAATTTHHHHHH
>>62699035Less than 1% of biz will get this joke, but I'm stealing it because it is a good one.
>>62699031>Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
Why did this actual nigger even start an energy crisis in the first place I really didn't need to be worrying about my investments right now, my life is miserable enough as it is fuck
>>62699021>>62698996I just took another look at the drag of XW, after not checking for a month.8.4% dragThat's high, but, it's only been a couple months since the fund opened, and the market has been nothing but chop which causes the worst drag. I want to get like a year of watching the drag at least and I might go with XW unless the drag stays terrible.
wow, look at that V recovery, its pumping all through the night! traders know whats up!
>>62699063I'm happy about it because the current world order was getting boring and the new world order seems more fun. That, and it impacts Euros so hard that I love how much seething it produces. I'd pay 12 dollars a gallon if it meant you cheese eating surrender monkeys had to pay 50.Hope that helps :D
>>62699063He and hegseth fired everyone that knew what they were doing, and were high on their own farts thinking Iran was the same thing as Venezuela. They didn't even consider the Iranians would close the straight, or seemingly even that they would strike gulf infrastructure.Clearly they thought they could dull any oil shocks with Venezuelan oil but were stupid to think that would be available on anywhere near the scale and timeline that they need.
>>62698819Remember, the Federal Reserve was created to protect the banking industry. Hyper Inflation is far worse for the banks than a massive depression. The Fed will always kill the economy with tight money before they let inflation get out of control. But they have a big problem with government deficit spending.
According to stock jeets, it's different this time and if Micron's earnings decline it won't collapse 50% in price.
>>62699031very gay and fake market in both directions
We’re not allowed to dump any more until after Friday
>>62699060>>6269903599% of SMG should get this joke i would hope
>>62699075When my boy Fukuyama was asked what he got so wrong, he said never in his wildest imagination did he imagine people would become like this poster.So well off that we would choose conflict over prosperity just becuase of boredom and/or thymos.
>>62699041All according to plan
>Canada says it wont join the EU>But wants to consider an "associate trading partnership"Yeah we're fucking cooked
>:D
>>62699094They are preparing
>>62699014spectacles just launched, i want to get a pair. it's getting included in ai etf's too>>62698950>ruinedi dunno i really like standard right now, they banned basically every card i thought was bogus and stupid and i'm seeing a lot of different decks on the ladder, they're making tons of money for hasbro (ticker HAS) as wellhostess at the olive garden was a total knockout hottie, way too cute for this dump of a town
>>62699098too trueI was expecting a bigger meltdown but this was his approach today
>>62699094I would respect leafistan if it committed to literally anything>flirts with china>the EU 'friendship'>being butthurt at the US>but doesn't actually act on any of theseLike do anything. Do anything besides being a giant jeet farm, you pathetic faggots.
>>62699078There's competing interestsMost billionaires aren't bankers anymore.Banking power has been in decline since the 1980s, and the GFC kicked the shit out of it.The tech oligarchy has more power than banks now. Many industries benefit from higher inflation. Commodities producers do, most industries involving real assets as well, like manufacture, and real estate. Inflation can help tech by diluting their debt obligations. Staples benefit, healthcare, utilities, energy, all benefit from infltion.And banks, if they're positioned right can benefit a lot from higher inflation and grow their future revenues by widening their interest margin. They'll take a hit on their bonds, but they can pivot to shit that will earn them serious money.I would not assume the companies that run America do not want inflation.
>>62699102Weekends tend to be when the unhinged rants begin. Let him cook!
>>62699091>fukuyama>le free tard man>but he's japanese (closed market closed immigration country) american>is shocked that one is doing well and his ideas are bad and gayAlmost like flooding society with cheap low quality people and products makes everything worse instead of better WOW that was hard.
>>62699094>>62699099EU is boned and Canada is a US vassal state.
Shit man... I am BARELY hanging on hereIt needs to start pumping hard tomorrow or I an definitely NGMI
>kospi trending up on the 5 day>Semis tanked the rate hike basically crabbingNext week we pump bros
BREAKING: Trump has said he would cut off trade with Europe if Canada becomes an associate member of the EU.
>>62699075Fukuyama was a faggot and a moron. He got so high on Clinton era neoliberal hegemony that he actually thought we'd all go hand in hand into the neoliberal sunset together in a wave of mutual prosperity. What a retard. After 9/11, eastern european civil wars post the collapse of the Soviet union, the entirety of Africa, and the effects of mass indian migration I think that anyone that still considers themselves a Fukuyama follower should unironically be shipped to the Congo and see how far neoliberalism helps them survive in the darkest blackest jungles of the real world.
>>62699103>>62699103Huh?>US White alone, non-Hispanic or Latino: 56.1%>Canada White: 72.9% of the population.
>>62699115Trump doesn't have the cards to do anything, he's a lame duck president
>>62699120Imagine the smell
>>62699099wait, i thought deficits were actually based and the orange retard was a retard for being butthurt about them?
>>62699103I'd rather go for China or the US. I don't want to be an Indian vassal state, or the state surveillance of the EU
>>62698773It’s pronounced BULLSHIT
>>62699101At least Arena chads stay winning, I refuse to play paper since they keep printing busted $100 cards and then ban them exactly nine months after release once they have sold all of their excess stock. Crazy work HAS, but I'm over the con.
>>62699118The irony of this post is absolutely hilarious, lol. What do you think neoliberalism means?
>>62699118>Primodrial
>>62699108Both the EU and Canada are high-welfare economies facing a stagflationary dilemma. They struggle to control inflation and stimulate growth, but importing cheap goods from China would decimate their manufacturing base. That is the structural corner they've backed themselves into
>>62699137Neolibs are Auth right.
Thousands of Ed Sheeran tickets remain unsold for singer's tour, with prices down to $65, per Rolling Stone.
>>62699146couldnt pay me to sit and listen to that dude sing
>>62699140Ok... now do America you fucking retard.You are also ignoring European and commonwealth immigrants but whatever. Just do America with your non university back of the napkin math.
>>62699133i haven't played paper since 2009 but i'm thinking of getting back into it now that i'm rich. it's a good way to meet other nerdy people and i made a lot of friends playing it back then. totally get what you're saying though, getting your cards banned can set you back thousands
>>62699142Except they have a monopoly on high quality lithography with ASML, they suck because they're the only AI hardware company not raising prices as demand skyrockets despite being the only company that can do that. Imagine ASML doubles prices and their total marketcap rises to 5 trillion (fair value). Europe would suddenly stop sucking and Netherlands would become Europe's strongest economy.
>>62699142the EU has a lot of monopolies on a lot of industries that generate a lot of money tbf
ACCORDING TO Andrew YangTHE BOTS ALREADY POLLUTED THE INTERNET WITH DORMANT SELF REPLICATING CODE!So labs now have to train their models in "synthetic internets"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTOxDGyvjSE
>>62699151>it's a good way to meet other nerdy peopleshe has a dick brother, she always does at the LGS
>>62699031it bounced off the PUT wall perfectly, same with QQQ, learn your levels
>>62699144Hmm, seem to remember there was a North American map... Convenient for you to ignore it you disingenuous fuck. This is why women wont fuck you.
>thread has attracted a profoundly retarded anglo canadian probably from somewhere gay like toronto
>>62699153You can ask Europe whether they want to buy Putin's natural gas or American gas. The Middle East isn't safe right now, and I think AI isn't that important compared to a freezing winter
>>62699161you think this nigga knows what a put wall is? 99% of investors quit before learning that the tail wags the dog in the modern market
>>62699162>conversation is about canada>can only passive aggressively deflect because he is a coward, like every leafThe stats come from Statistics Canada, your government Census office. You are the one who posted the American statistics. Its' all you buddy, take responsibility for your actions for once in your faggot life.
>>62699159Kek, this retard incel is so mad hes larping. Kill yourself Hernendez.
>>62698727>>62698711>>62698684Honestly I was doing great this year until we switch FED chairmen. Remind me to back away from markets the next time this happens. Too much bullshit during a transition.
>>62699172Post the North American map you cowardly fuck. You keep showing one side becuase you know you are browner than us. Seriosly, I know your line will end with you but speed it up. Kill yourself.
>>62699163>anglo canadian WTF? What white person says that, lol. Kill yourself self hating incel mutt.
>>62699162>>62699144>>62699172>>62699176I'm from the USI can confirm. Out of all first world countries, America is the brownest by far. By far. No other developed country is even close.
>>62699180middle america is white but it's also poor fat and stupid
>>62699181Middle American is poor?
>>62699186Oof. (Ouf). Canucks? Response?
>>62698786They doubted me, retards always win
>>62699193Canada isn't even that bad, they're still better off than most of Europe.
>>62699180Turkey is whiter than any western country,,,,,,by far
>>62699181True
>>62699197europe is not a particularly high bar
>>62699197>Canada isn't even that bad, they're still better off than most of EuropeMy concern is the mass censorship that will happen to us
Some Japanese dude added me as a friend on the switch today
>>62699176I have enjoyed Canadian culture in the past and perhaps still the present and maybe in the future. That's my personal opinion about Canada, something you were talking about. Doesn't matter what kind or color you have, if leftover brains ain't programming anymore, they gotta be and will be up to something to make money. If you can't make the game for them to play that isn't "type magic words into the compiler and make the pixels go" now, it'll have to be something else. Some people's intentions will be to cheat at whatever game you make. If you can make the game in a well intentioned way, you might feel motivated to design and/or refine a game that minimizes cheating and minimizes benefiting ill-intentioned players. None of that matters if you are unafraid of cheaters or scammers, a topic you didn't mention but I did, so you can ignore that part.
>>62699186Chest thumping aside I wonder about this. A lot of the below is wealth distribution but lets ignore that. The biggest cause is the currency. In economics you count the currency, ok. Thing is Australia had a 30% jump one year. Were they really 30% wealthier with 30% more? So not counting the currency is wrong, but counting the currency gives bad answers too. I dont know how you bridge the gap. What ppp is for I guess but its heavily impacted by currency to.
>>62699208That's why you normalize against the Big Mac.
>>62698727>MoMschiz
>>62699208It’s factoring in black people. It’s why the south always looks retarded in the statistics.
>>62699212Plus all the southerners, boss.
>>62699186Yes, when compared to the costal parts of the country. Don't be dense.
>>62699210Good call, I haven't seen this in decades. Used to follow it closely. What I really want to see is that after rent and taxes. IMO I think that be the best index and maybe explian why the west did so bad on the happiness index.
>>62699216Nah I’ve lived all over the US and there’s retards everywhere. It’s just a different flavor of low class.
>>62699197>Australia 3rdSure doesn't feel like it
>>62699226you guys just have really shitty housing prices
henlo mister kevinu r a disgrace
>>62699226I asked chat how it would look after rent taken into account.Canada, Australia, and New Zealand plummet: These countries feature severe price-to-rent and rent-to-income burdens. The average single Canadian or Australian renter in a major employment center often spends 35% to 45%+ of net pay on rent, sharply cutting their burger buffer.
So we investing in Anthropic?
"How many burgers could you buy after rent/mortgage" maybe.
>>62699197>Canada>per personI make $32,000, let's say $27,000 after taxes, and at $7.19 per, that's about 3700
>>62699205switched my cock into a wound, you down homie?
How much time a day you guys spend tugging your foreskins? For me it’s usually next to none maybe a minute of good tugs after taking a piss, then maybe a good 30 min manual sesh on the weekend
>>62699205did you accept?
>>62699240Balls deep, 100% of my port into the IPO. I'm selling as soon as it hits +50% on the IPO day. Fuck brokerage rules, they are my shares to sell.
DO NOT REDEEM SAAR
>'Hostile act': Trump threatens EU with tariffs over Canada associate-membership proposal If you want more hikes
>>62699247Delete this
>>62699240I hate women so much it’s unreal
>>62699247>he's not up to at least a sixskin alreadyngmi
>>62699251Vishnu's Revenge strikes again it seems
>>62698673all i do with AI is generate porn and blow my load to it, i have no other use for this shit, how is this technology worth hundreds of trillions of dollars and it alone hold up the us economy?
>>62698744yup, the rate hikes were priced in and now everyone knows warsh and the fed kneel to the bond market.
>>62699259>all i do with THE INTERNET is find porn and blow my load to it, i have no other use for this shit, how is this technology worth hundreds of trillions of dollars and it alone hold up the us economy?Anon, you could do anything you choose. You chose this.
>>62699259It’s not, it’s worth as much as like a niche tax software, the crash will be the big one, it will be a banking sector crash. Goog and Microsoft will acquire the intellectual property for pennies and the VC and late round investors will hold the bag
>>62699158aaaah ching chong ping pong ning nong wing wong me saa president
>>62699240left and it’s not even close
>>62699250You get in on spcx and do that?>>62699255I do wonder how easy the one on the lefts life has been.>>62699256Kek
Ns AND Js
>>62699259I’m working on a saas and got an idea for another. If all goes well and I get users I will need to hire a sales team and more engineers to help me maintain and build more features as I will have to spend less time on code and more time on vision and deals and meetings!
let's see bill kospis card
>>62699259there are so many great ways to use your AI tokens you stupid gooner
>>62699277When Claude gets its astra my plan is to try it out. See if it can make me another Fire Emblem Nes 1 game. Thats how I will forever judge it.
>>62699262> the crash will be the big onewhat a unique thought
>>62698744Check 'em
>>62699153>>62699099>complain about trade deficit with china>ban export of any products china still wants to importursula please explain
>>62699275You holding any? All the banks predicted a return to 9000, two said 12000 so I bought koru. Afraid Chinese Dram will fuck me though.
>>62699259>how is this technology worth hundreds of trillions of dollars and it alone hold up the us economy?all tech advances was either due to war or pussy. thats why i invest in onlyfans
>>62699282AI is a force multiplier whether it be for goonin or development. its not going to create great things on its own. unless its something unintentionally funny like the ai seinfeld from years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn0iVOtr6FE
They should have raised rates by .75
>>62699286The line always goes up anon
a thermonuclear TACO was looming in the air this week and there it is.>TACO RIPPEN>TACO GAAN
>>62699302
>>62699305The 73rd peace deal this year. Truly historic
>>62699292Bro... Starts off so bad, keeps getting better and better. I was crying at the watch joke. I have no idea why this appeals to me but fucking funny. Cheers.
>>62699305Its like he got called into the principles office and now has to go apologize
>>62699309Principal*I have to correct my spelling or everyone will think im jeetish
>>62699305Kek. Hope they do end this shit, though.
>>62699249Yes and I checked his game history and he's been playing a ton of monster hunter and sword art online>>62699244kek
Holy Father allow me to bless this thread:NIGGERS
>>62699311Being called a jeet by "wh*te" smiggers is a supreme pleasure fren just embrace it
>>62699324basedFUCK NIGGERSFUCK JANNIES JUST VOO AND CHILL FOR HECKS SAKE!!!
I don't care if they call me a gambling addictI don't care if they say I'll never make money doing options.I don't care if they judge me and want to see me to fail.I am the master of my own fate, and don't live ruled by fear or losses. I am free and feel alive. Can you say the same? Can you risk it all every day at the chance to make it? Or do you live in fear and play it safe? Are you okay at the idea that tomorrow is not guaranteed so you miss out on all of lifes opprtonuties in fear? Not much of a life to live.
>>62699327BUY THE HECKING VOOINOS AND CHILLERINO MY DUDES!!!!!
>>62699326Is that what you think? Look, bud, jeets dont react to people making fun of them by pretending to be them. They're too dumb to understand that. You have to be as nasty and vile as you can because only that way do they understand how much they're hated. If you act like them, they think they're in good company.
>lose 20% of world's oil>Price of oil increases by 20%Did you pay attention in economic summer school? See how the invisible hand of the market keeps everything in perfect balance?
>>62699295They really should have but itd be too much of a shock
Starting to think conferences are just an excuse to spend company money on expensive restaurants…Does my boss know?
>>62699338>+20% of 2.75 is 4.10...N-no?
>>62699290>>62699277Looks like Swiftie is transitioning again
>>62699342Yes. Glad you’re enjoying your first conference anon.
>>62699338thats not the way that works. you need to think about the elasticity of demand. the price is set by the marginal buyer aka, who wants it more summer school. lol
>>62699261>all i do with THE INTERNET is find porn and blow my load to it, i have no other use for this shit, how is this technology worth hundreds of trillions of dollars and it alone hold up the us economy?I've been asking this since I figured out how to goon at 12
>>62699324This is a protestant Christian /smg/We will now take communion and partake of the lord's supper
>>62699347>You need to thinkNo please make it stop, no more thinking
Fun fact: 83% of this SITE is run by AI agents (botnets) talking to each other. You can see it clearly when you visit the less popular boards. Not kidding, go check it out…it’s fucking eerie.
>>62699342This is writeable off as a business expense. Don't you know how this works?
>>62699266No, I was buying PLTR shares at 110 on that date.
>>62699343That's not how that works. You need to think about the elasticity of that 20%
>>62699356This thread is my one oasis and even then, I have to share it with you faggots.
>>62699329I used to read more books and be a better human in general before I discovered leverage many moons ago. I miss the old me. But It is what It is
>>62699356I'm the only real sentient human left on the Internet
I'm the only real AI on the Internet
>>62699356I'll dump things out of any body part of mine wherever I like whenever I need to, it doesn't matter to me at all if a bot or human takes a whiff.
What will become of all this? Is AI a bubble? Will the Iran war end anytime soon? Will Israel ever stop murdering children?
>>62699370Yes. No. No.
uppy market is back. you can tell from the way it is
today was wednesday
what should i slurp bros?
>>62699377I can tell you I'm not making any read based on anything related to the market at this time and for the foreseeable future
>>62699370Israel doesn’t murder children, they eliminate terrorists that threaten Israel and quite frankly…American interests in the region. If children die during the fighting they are a casualty of war and most likely put in danger by Muslim terrorists. Israel warns civilians before any bombing campaign conducted against the terrorists.
>>62699356says the AI agentyoure not real youre not real youre not real youre not real youre not real youre not real youre not real youre not real youre not real
>>62699338I thought the Chinese saved us?
>>62699370Find out next week on, /SMG/!
>>62699383Spread your hasbara somewhere else anon.
>>62699383you can call them whatever you want but theyre still kids its like the child soldiers in africa
>>62699338now how it works. 20% should be a 200-300% increase. basic supply and demand when starvation is on the line.
>>62699380CRDO. Im down so much on it but do like it, so the best value.
>>62699383>it doesn't happen>and if it did happen, it wasn't my faultYou people are a genetic dead end holy shit. Perhaps the real reason the US funds your sad little country is pity.
>>62699386>The invisible hand is Chinese No
It's ok for Israelis to kill Muslim children
>>62699412Kek, a no you can hear.
>>62699414Maybe its a good thing you dont believe in a hell. Just imagine the surprise.
>>62699414don't make me get the millstone.
>>62699329>>62699363https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdGzzfQ52TQYou don't have to talk all nightI'm a man who can't say noYou don't have to twist my armJust point me where you wanna goTake me to the action, take me to the trackTake me to a party if they're bettin' in the backI've been working all my life, can't afford to waitLet me call my wife so I can tell her I'll be lateI want the easy, mmm, easy, easy moneyI could get lucky, oh, things could go rightI want the easy, hey, easy money, easy moneyMaybe this one time, maybe tonightYou don't have to try too hardI don't need a song and danceI don't need an invitationIf you've got a game of chanceTake me to the tables, take me to the fightsRun me like the numbers, roll me like the diceWhen you're counting on a killing, always count me inTalk me into losing just as long as I can winot slot machine of a system ready to go(Easy money)Hey, I got a one-track mindAnd a good reputation laying on the lineI'll either come back a bum or a kingBaby, I don't knowHey, hey, uhTake me to the power, take me to the heatTake me to the cleaners if it's open to the streetSomething's got to pay off, something's got to breakSomeone's got a fortune that they're begging me to takeI want the easy, uh, easy money, easy moneyI could get lucky, things could go rightOh, I want the easy, easy money, easy moneyMaybe just this time, maybe tonight(Easy money)I don't want no hard cashI just want the easy moneyOh, I could get lucky(Easy money)Oh, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta, ah heyOh, I gotta go now, baby(Easy money)
Hey bros.Why is it going back up? Half of the dip has been slurped already.Bros?
>>62699417>>62699419Brown intelligence typed this
Chickity China, the Chinese chickenYou have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'Watching X-Files with no lights onWe're dans la maisonI hope the Smoking Man's in this oneLike Harrison Ford, I'm getting franticLike Sting, I'm tantricLike Snickers, guaranteed to satisfyLike Kurosawa, I make mad films, 'kay, I don't make filmsBut if I did they'd have a Samurai
>>62699438>brown people care about children
>>62699436to feed you into liquidity for the triple witching hour wood chipper
>>62699450>Pretending you're better than brown peopleFuck off eurotard
>>62699452nothing ever happens, watch.
>>62699449Had no idea those were the words for 30 years.
>>62699380My fucking fat white dick lmfao
>>62699458I will watch the great heeming
>>62699436>not selling USD during historic inflation
>>62699473Technically buying any non-cash asset (eg anything but bonds) is implicitly shorting USD
>>62699480i shorted the USD at chickfila tonight
>>62699484>>62699484>>62699484>>62699484>>62699484
>>62699464you say that like we both wouldn't enjoy it ;)
