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>>62699492but why?!
NIGGERS
>>62699484xi dying is bullish; too bad he's being fitted with a cybernetic body right now.
>muh trump badBiden didn't make me no money.
babe hasbro has a 3% dividend
Wait so a rate hike actually restarted the bull market? Certainly seems that way
I use AI to be gooder at things. There, I said it
>>62699501yes
henlo mister kevinplease revert the hikesthank u mister kevin
>>62699502
>>62699506Why?
>>62699506look at that double masked loseri know she works for some liberal rag, probably NYT without even looking it up.
>>62699509cause i asked nicely
>>62699506well apu, you gave me quite a menu to pick from there, let me just answer one question: no.
>>62699512That's not a valid reason.
>>62699516this world was much cooler when adults could smoke indoors
/smg/ Highway... in the sunshineWhere the days are longerThe nights are stronger... than moonshineYou're gonna go,I know'Cause the free wind is blowin' through your hairAnd the days surround your daylight thereSeasons crying no despairAlligator lizards in the air...in the airhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tnV7dTXlXxs
>>62699510Jennifer Schonberger with Yahoo Finance, and absolutely the hottest one in the room. Sorry Jenna.
>>626995202007-2012 was probably the last time the world was "good"It was just before DLC, smartphones, streaming, and India having internet access really took off
Buy bitcoin in two weeks or sit on my ass for six months then buy minors?>pic unrelated
>>62699526Like no competition
>>62699526she looks extremely mid5/10 would not bang unless i had a few
>>62699531I take it you are more of a fan of Jeanna at these meetings
>>62699530>>62699537its crazy how these white hags can never stand against beautiful latina politicians
im itching to buy my first shit bros rec me a dip to buy
Where were you when Xi dead? I was at home on /smg/ when OP post."no'
>>62699539it cost 600 gallons of water to make this anon, I hope it was worth it
>>62699539booba
>>62699544It is said his last words were, "Man who stands on toilet, gets high on pot!"
Have bears already lubed up for tomorrow?
>>62699560
>>62699539this bitch is going bald in real time goddamn look how thin her hair is
bessent and wsrsh in a backroom>Kevin, you gotta raise 25basis points to appear independent >but I am independent? And I was going to raise 25 basis points?>that's great Kevin, keep it up>Scott, I'm not acting>sure little buddy, whatever you gotta do to nail the role
>>62699539Awooga
Can someone explain to me how everything is completely fucked right now and the market literally does not give a single shit.
>>62699544Imagine if Indian poo killed the world's most powerful man. How do we get Trump and Vance's wife together?
>>62699563no, i wont look up demeaning and possibly AI generated fake photos of her.also when humanoid robots come i will marry her>picrel
>>62699569it's a pricing mechanism for future cashflows in the long term and a continuous double auction in the short term. basically the vibes were too negative and it's rebalancing for libra season. does that all make sense?
>>62699569
>>62699569i think you need to just marry a latina and empty your balls in her and raise a family, with her.
I had 5 760P 0DTEs and then I sold when it started pumping after the rate hike. The same puts then x9ed. WTF?
>>62699569It's primed right now for swing trades, but a lot more rapid ones than any sane person would take. For example, Micron and Sandisk? About to pump ROUGHLY 6% just 'cause they didn't pump during market hours today, but they WILL dump back down around midday. Problem? You have to be there to see it get as close as possible to 6% if it doesn't reach it and be ready to sell as soon as the dump starts. I miss being able to hold for a day and THEN profit.
>>62699585you got juked son, it happens. next time consider it lost money and just let it ride if you want to pick-up a multi-bagger, only way
>>62699587Oh, nvm, I read until 'everything is completely fucked right now'.
>>62699585i had a game/match win in 3 turns but was only holding 2 counterspells and i tapped out to make it a 2 turn clock when my opponent only had 1 card in hand and i was at 4 life betting it wasn't a burst lightning but it was
>>62699549Pol Pot?
>futures
Uhhh I ended up winning $570, keep going or cash out? Was one off from grand prize.
>>62699587Got to be careful almost got absolutely fucking DESTROYED on a liquidity grab buy stop for the win
fagron is actually dope
>>62699549>>62699596I WISH I WAS HIGH ON POL POTENUSE LMAO
If only you knew how bad things really are.
If xi jing poo bear dies and donald trump out lives him... does that make drump a better president? thats really upsetting. I guess it depends on who in China takes over
>>62699484Just as a heads up if you guys ever get stuck in India, the egg guys are the only ones you can trust don't touch any of the other food their with a 10 ft pole unless you want to end up like ole Pooh bear.
>>62699588Feels bad. Aversion to losing is such a pain.>>62699592Pretty much my case.
>>62699622>trump diet>pizza, coke, burgers >mysteriously lives to 80, somewhat healthy>xi diet>traditional chinese cuisine, onions sauce>gets strokes at 73huh
>>62699626>puts bread on raw egg whiteslol, lmao, not even once
>>62699617aint nobody got time for that
>>62699631>trump>has raped kids, probably still does>baby child transfusions>regular moloch sacrifices (pure virgin women)>xi>confucian spirit of materialism>knows his body is a vessel to undertake the mandate of heaven>will wither away in time and be replaced by a younger sapling (no one knows who though)this is bullish for china btw
>>62699569Maybe you're stupid? Ever think of that?
>>62699622>trusting indian newsLmao lole even
>>62699584that sounds nice
>>62699500I like hasbro a lot actually. shit in the long term but probably a 20% upside from here short term
>>62699631probably all the gutter oil circulating where even master chank gets contiminated since everything gets reusedor he eats too much dumplings
>>62699537Jeanna was queen of /smg/ years ago
>>62699616Holy kek put me in the screencap
>>62699484Sad!
Xi is le dead is pure distractionslop
>>62699671this is a bot
>>62699652Once again, the real queen is in the background.
>>62699677Swiftie is a changed 'man,' not even a namefag anymore.
>>62699686i used to tripfag. they never last. takes a special kind of retard to keep up the act
>>62699688This sub needs more tripfags desu
This subreddit has really declined.
>>62699688I just Keqingpost. But anybody is free to impersonate and post faggotry greater than mine. (Inb4 gacha, nope, lower IQ wankers pay for this game, I'm a F2P kike. I just like twintail ojous.)
>>62699700should i mona post? shes my only character besides the lower tier ones.also im awful with money and have bad suggestions for anons so it might save someone
>>62699701Yes but try to find pictures highlighting her asstrology
Did Xinnie have a stroke, or did he just lose conciousness due to the smell?
>>62699704only if you give me a good ticker to buy when the markets open
If you don't buy now everything related to AI, you are going to miss the greatest gains in human history
>>62699707a cute girl farted near him and he just got horn lol
Priced in you bear fagets.
>>626997168 months ago
Lmao at the retards on this board who insisted with absolute certainty for weeks that there would be no hike, despite the entire market betting on it and the Fed's credibility hinging on it.
today i learned if you are married and file your taxes separately, one spouse cannot itemize while the other takes the standard deduction.i am literally paying more taxes to jews and brown people because i got married.
>>62699716i boughted it(MU) and sold at Q1 for a meager 20% pump, I missed the once in a decade new paradigm shift... go on without me.
>>62699727No one did that. Take meds
>>62699726nah the cycle is just starting and everything AI is cheap as dirt. Nvidia can x2 in 2 years easily
>>62699727Market is recovering anyway, thanks for playing bobo.
>>62699734I sold the rumor and bought the news for a 40% return on investment. How are you doing right now?
>>62699727you fell for the shitpostseveryone knew they were going to hike but warsh is still new and everything with trump's fucktarded administration is ass backwards which is why the market was pricing 90% chance hike instead of 100%that's basically it
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