One of my joys is making threads about how I don’t mind going to my job at all because I see so many cricket dick dork faggots making these “oh waaaggieeee the clock is ticking” threads as if they themselves aren’t broke shut in dork faggots with not a penny to their name And even if they did “make it” they’re just a dork faggot miser sitting in their disheveled hovel making threads about wagies to feel better about themselves. No amount of money makes you not a dork fucking faggot loser. Let’s be clear. At my job I clock in, get free coffee and snacks, and sit in thread pic all night doing nothing but listening to streams, music, etc and getting paid to do it. Sometimes I watch tv shows with my coworker out of view of the camera and have amusing convos. I get paid to chille and relax and nobody bothers me. No exertion, no mental strain, nothing. Occasionally I have to click and clack a little bit on the keyboard to enter simple info to give someone a badge when they show up at 6 in the morning, but that’s as hard as my job is.I’m able to usually contribute 1500-2k/mo into my investment accounts and they’re all in broadly diversified boomer funds. I know there’s a bunch of young dork faggots that think they’ll be the next stock/crypto trading guru but you’ll just fucking LOSE LOSE LOSE like you have your entire fucking life. Meanwhile I sleep soundly at night and toss my dollars in the ole fidelity kitty.>nobody who actually enjoys their job would make these threadsNOPE! BZZZZT! That’s the wrong fucking answer, it’s actually because I feel so smug that I have to do something with the froth that boils over from all the smugness. Thanks
>>62700114tl:dr wagie
I enjoy my job because my managers are good, the work is exciting to me, and it pays well. I genuinely don't mind being a wagie under these conditions, hope you find happiness like this anon.
tl:dr faggot
>>62700114TLDR slave boy.
>>62700163>>62700197>>62700209And here they come! >>62700181Thanks anon, you too
>>62700114I didn't read any of thatLook at that schnoz!
>>62702089>I didn't read any of thatI did
>>62700114>NOPE! BZZZZT! That’s the wrong fucking answer,EH! WRONG ANSA! YOUSE IS GONNA GET A DEGREE! NOW SAY OK COACH!
>>62700114yeah, worked for a large fortune 500 company, so many white collar fuckoffs it was unreal, some guy spent all day in the lab playing video games, took a year to fire him, other guy hooking up with secretary in closet, other guy on phone all day with his building contractor for his new house, other nerds yakking for 4 hours straight about bicycle tech, just unbelievable how anything got done at all, good benefits, and savings plan, came out with a million in savings after 20 years
HahahahahahaHow long is your commute? Do you have to be in the wagie cagie M-F?
>>62700114My job is mostly sitting around until something comes up that I've done 100 times and is super streamlined. $10k a month and very low stress. Not work from home though
>>62700114you could've just said you're a rent-a-cop security guard in the first sentence and i wouldve called you a loser faggot either way
>just found out a chick got a promotion after less than a yearThis system is so gay and rigged>OP postDidn't read don't care tired of the "I make 250k a year farting into a chair" bullshit posts.
>>62702178>all these posts are just boomers talking about shit that no longer existsMakes sense.
>>62702178Nice >>62702216I take a comfy train ride that takes about 30 minutes. I don’t drive because I don’t have to >>62702223Sounds good man don’t sweat the wfhfags>>62702296Keep bumping my thread >>62702320I make 50k>>62702323Nope it absolutely does exist, but scrambling faggots need 1mil right now and try to psyop people into thinking that being about to retire at 60 is a failure
