What is the lowest stress path to becoming a multimillionaire? Assuming one lives in USA
>>62701703be jewish
>>62701703Get into an accident that wasn't your fault
>>62701703Getting a basic job and putting money in your 401k and IRA. In boring ETFs. You'll be an millionaire in 40 years
>>62701703sell crack
>>62701716and buy VTI consistently over decades
>>627017031 drop rose oil into 1L water, pour into squeeze bottles. sell as bug spraytheres one more step in there I'm not gonna say because if everyone does it it's gonna stop working
>>62701714In 40 years a million will be chump change
>>62701703come out of the right pussy
>>62701703Be born a chick and do porn.
>>62701725Yes you are very smart to be poor
>>62701725Why do you think it's low stress?
>>62701714This put get a nice inheritence
>>62701703it depends on how stressful you consider sucking dick to be
>>62701766very since I'm straight
>>62701703AI porn
>>62702181how?
>>62701703FPBP. OR methamphetamine trafficking/distro or just straight up cook that JAUNT YO OO
Drug dealer at this point
>>62702204Shove dragon dildos up your ass with an AI filter and voice changer to make everyone think you're a foid.
>>62701712that's incredibly stressful, good chance the person who hit you is a squatemalan with no insurance or just pays the minimum deductible so to attempt to get anything even close to covering the outrageous medical costs that just getting yourself evaluated rack up you need to drag them through the court system which means lawyers which means many months to years of waiting for potentially nothingit's only a jackpot if you're trashed by, like, a fedex truck, or some other large company. There lies the big buckst. father got in a bad accident last year wasn't his fault hasn't seen a cent
>>62702226rather do the drug dealer thing
if you have $500k just 2x it
>>62701725kinda of thinking money itself will cease to be a thing. Maybe money was just a phase of the elites, thats starting to fall apart now
>>62701703YouTube Podcaster.
>>62701703Get a degree, save more than 60% of your earnings and invest in index funds. With American salaries it's a near certainty you'll make it there in time.
>>62703342this is what I'm already doing, but it's taking forever. I'm barely at 200k after several years at it
>>62701703There's no such thing as a low stress way to make money.
>>62703543Didn't say low stress. I said lowest stress option since it does vary. Say, high stress compared to medium stress.
>>62703540>several yearsYou'll get it in your late 40s/50s.
>>62703551I'm already 30 and life feels over. Can't imagine 40s-50s
>low stress slacker jobs that make $100-150kdo these even exist anymore? feels like everyone is under the gun even in the office now thanks to the constant threat of layoffs
>>62703566I'm still holding mine to dear life, but I haven't had any luck getting another. I was stacking a few during the covid era
>>62701714He said lowest stress. Long term jobs like that don't exist anymore.
>>62703577Government jobs still exist, I'm 10 years in and work about 4 hours a day to complete my duties. If I stay another 15 I can take my pension early.
>>62701703saving up a bankroll and hitting 2/3/5/10/100x's on boomerstonks
>>62701703faceless onlyfansRequires bobs and vagene
>>62704128how would you go about it? I have a natural blonde skinny gf
>>62703667Well yes but don't shill that else you'll get everyone interested
>>62701703Be born, receive trust fund, get 'loan' from dad.
>>62701744honestly just be a chick, there always be a horde of simp losers winning to throw money at you or a dude who will take care of you for life. no porn needed.
>>62701735Come out of the right jewish pussy.
>>62704133Make voyurism content in settings that don't show your faces, watching your room mates fuck from outside the room typa shit
>>62701703Most likely by trying your luck with BTC like everyone else here, maybe betting on a memecoin or going all in on flip.gg, but the option that always seems safest is having a rich relative or someone who works for a big company, basically being lucky enough to be a nepopabyYour financial future is decided the moment you're born, otherwise you'll have to work like a slave to survive
>>62701703Rich parents.
>>62703667 >If I stay another 15 I can take my pension early.Work for 15 years. Holy fuck.
Invest in VGT and BAKA like any normal being. You can get to millionaire status in less than 10 years.
